September 18, 2008

liddle DTD riddle

Guess who went to the Down-There Doc yesterday? ME ME ME ME ME! It was special see-the-cuteness-of-my-innards day so I'm way happy. Yay for doctors! Yay for babies! Yay for families! Yay also for sunshine, aspartame, VTs, shopping and the plan! I feel SO huge and SO prego...I am literally an elephant! But a WAY greatful one. Can you believe I'm going to be apparent?? SO fun to go in and make sure everything was awesome in my righteous womb and hear the heartbeat.




105 comments:

Kerry said...

I don't get it! Are you trying to tell me something???

Trina said...

TWINNERS!!!
Yae Congrats!!!!

Kiersten White said...

Oh no...TWO creepy floating babies. I may have to stop coming to the site...

Brenda said...

TWINS!!! Wow COngratas

Dianna said...

Wow! Your righteous twins will be WAY cuter than the celebs ones!

Rebecca Hunt said...

Yay twins!!! I'm so way jealous but in a totally, non- covetous way. You are seriously, so blessed to have not one, but TWO of Heavenly Father's wonderful children in your, oh-so-righteous womb. Keep us posted with DETAILS!!!

Danielle said...

Oooh ooh, I love secret messages. Congrats.

And just FYI, did you know that on many fertility and parenting boards that "DTD" stands for "doing the deed." As in s. e. x. Just saying. I guess it's appropriate that your doc would have be given the same initials considering it's for that reason you're going to see him anyway!!

:)

EmandZachsmom said...

HOLY MOLY! that IS AWESOME! Congrats!!!

Jules AF said...

So the mean secretary finally let you make an appointment?? Yay!! I hope you complained about her so she could get fired and not be so mean to emotional preggo women again.

Kristina P. said...

TAMN, your subtley is not lost on me. You're adopting twins from Africa!! Yay! I always knew you two were the Mormon Brangelina!

And I feel exactly the same way about aspartame. What else would I put in my Caffeine Free Diet Coke?

Raich said...

Omgsh!!! You are just like such a celeb!! Congrats for real!

Melissa said...

Woohoo!! Are ya hoping for a boy and a girl? A mini-you and a mini-JJWT?

Kim said...

Wow you must be super righteous.. i heard only the most faithful women have two babies at once. You are going to be the size of a BUS with two kids in there. Just make sure you go tanning like every week.. when you are tanner you look skinnier.

WoozleMom said...

Oh man you are so so so lucky and so so so seriously so blessed!!!! TWIN BABIES!!! TWO OF THEM!!! CUTEST BABIES ON EARTH, EVER!!!!!!!!

Shannon said...

Congrats - just a heads up though - it should have been "a parent" not apparent :)

BYU Athletic Supporter said...

You are soooo clever...yay twins!!!

Kari said...

BAHHHH...it only took me like 3 hours to figURE it out. yAy for TWINNERS :)

Lisa Wilson said...

Why do you have all these silly pictures? I don't get it. And I totally forgot how soooo NOT Hot the full house fetus twinners are! YUK! Not to judge. But I guess I'll have to see past it. They don't know the plan. And the plan blesses you with beauty. Love ya!

skcoe said...

Not only did you procreate...you're bringing TWO more of YOU into this world.

I'm at a loss for words.

Kellie said...

yay! that's so cool!

Fig said...

The clinging floating twins are seriously so creepy. But way blessed, of course.

Susan said...

Secret messages are definitely the best.

Whitney R said...

TWO HEART BEATS?!?!! I'm so jealous, I don't even have one.

Rachel said...

twinners.. can't wait for their joint mission farewells and weddings!

Unknown said...

YAY twins Grats!

Lindsey said...

You aren't taking the "multiply and replenish the earth" commandment lightly! Congrats!

Plain Jame said...

What are you going to name them? When is your shower? What stroller are you getting? What car seats will you use? these are all musts! total musts. I hope you have a girl so you can put a huge bow with a flower the size of a large tea plate. And a boy so you can make a faux-hawk the day he's born.

Mysticnocturne said...

Congratz!!

*MARY* said...

Hey TAMN great job on creating a duo! But how did you not see this coming? I thought you were so in toon with your woom.
Anyway, I'm having triplets sooo.... I guess I'm just a tiny bit more blessed than you. Probably because I don't have any piercings AT ALL!

Reggs said...

I bet you won't get any stretch marks! I mean, as long as you put on lots of lotion and keep paying your tithing!

Abby said...

OMG OMG OMG!!! SHRIEK!!!

Token Asian Friend said...

I'll believe it when I see it (on the stick figure family portrait).

Cali said...

Your womb is so rightous! Twinners! no wonder you already look like an Elephant! Man, by the time this pregnancy is over you are going to be a HIppo! Totally Freekin Out!

kathy said...

Twinners! How awesome! If they are a boy and girl you can name them Joseph and Emma! Two boys could be Joseph and Hyrum! Two girls could be Emma and Lucy! OH. MY. GOSH. Jellasy abounds!

Sam Hirt said...

you are way hotter than any elephant!! (even Dumbo). Baby weight looks good on you, and now that you are having twins you can have twice the cute baby weight

Madame Palmkey said...

Oh my freakin' heck, not to be boastfull or anything but I sort of feel like I was prompted about this when I brought up the One Boy, One Girl thing. Now that I have a confirmation of that and a few DTD detales I'm starting to rethink this single thing. If rightius prayers are answered I guess I just don't want this bad enough. Now that I have a hint about how fruitful loins can be I have totally had a change of hart and I will stop being voluntarily alone and I'll try just a little harder so I too can be completely fulfilled in heart and mind! It'll really seal the deal when you start pumping milk in front of me (yr gonna feed both of these Angels, right?)

alishka babushka said...

YAY!! Congrats. Twins are awesome.

Porsche said...

I totally got it right away! I am sooo excited for you! One pregnancy, and 2 babies! That is awesome, TAMN! Yea, yea, yea!

shel7by said...

wow. so have you picked out a nanny (or two!!)? You're going to have to with twins. Just shopping for double matching clothes is going to take all day. Thank goodness for gymbucks!! It's like free clothes. Instead of spending $300 for an outfit (with socks and blankets and hairbows and stuffed animal and bag and shoes) you only pay $150 and you get 150 free so that equals ZERO!! Yay!

Sher said...

What??!!! Twins!!
You are seriously, so blessed!

Stephanie said...

It because you are so righteous that you are being so blessed with 2 babies. I hope to one day be as righteous as you.

Chelle said...

Love the hidden message within the post...such an adorable way of announcing your seriously so cool announcement...don't understand the pictures though, are they your favorite holleywood stars?

Anonymous said...

O. M. Gsh. I had no IDEA Brad and Angelina were twins! Wow, like all this time, I thought they were a couple.

Congratulations on twinners!

Jennie said...

Oh Yea! Only someone as righteous as you could care for precious twiners. Thanks again for the oh so nifty basket. I'm stoked for it to arrive

rachel said...

TAMN'S having twins!!!!!

What will the world do with two of you???? Holy Heck.

Savitrii said...

OMG OMG OMG!!!!! yaaaaaaayyyy!

Irelan Family Blog said...

OMG! That is great! Two in onw shot is the best way to do it!

Tara Bennett said...

i keep thinking this website may stop being funny to me, but i lol every time i visit. thanks tamners for being so (self) righteous, for adding the two floating babies that for some reason i cannot stop laughing over. here's to mary-kate and ashley and their overabundant hotness. wait if there's two of them, they both can't be the hottest, can they???

Mandy said...

YAY TWINS!! I am actually finally preggers too! After 3 years my rightous womb is fertile! YAY ME!

Manda Jane Clawson said...

Double hot fetuses! That is so AWE -SUM!

TheOneTrueSue said...

Dude. You are going to have some HORRENDOUS stretch marks. JJWT better get out there and start selling some alarm systems NOW to pay for your post-c-section tummy tuck. Stretch marks are WAY GROSS.

Pam said...

TAMNers...Better find yourself a WAY good plastic surgeon. I see a TUMMY TUCK in your future.No amount of belly butter is going to help on this one! Congrats!! U know what they say....muffin top=frump mom...eeewwww!

RaeLynn said...

You're going to have to change the name of your blog to "seriously SERIOUSLY so blessesd!"

Anonymous said...

Wait, I think I'm missing something here. You'll need to be more specific, please. :)

Unknown said...

Well there is no need to be surprised! Only the seriously blessed and most righteous get to have double huge stretchmarks and stay up double long nights! So worth it though! Besides you will still be the cutest postpartum anywhere! Yeah for you!

MJ said...

OMGosh! Twins? You know what they say about twins- God looks at what he made and says "Dang, I'm good. That kids perfect." So then he makes another. And the only way to have perfect kids is to be the perfect parent! Yay for you- major snaps on this one.

Anonymous said...

Oh my stinkin' heck. Double righteousness, double cute-ness, double crafting times together. Now you need to go out and buy another scrapbook! What?! Yes. Stamp it up, TAMN! You've got a doubly righteous womb...those poor single birth women...

tammy said...

Twinners, like seriously that is so A-wesome! You totally must be living a waay righteous life, and I can say that cause I have twins too! Although be forewarned: stretch marks are totally disgusting, and total strangers will constantly be asking you questions about how you conceived them, i.e. your sex life, as if that's any of their business. Also people will totally think you are due, when you have like 3 more months to go. So good luck and sincere congrats!

Anonymous said...

p.s. Kristina, you win for favorite comment. (Why didn't I think of that?!)

Now that Kristina let it out of the bag, which country are you going to get your adopted African twins from?

hotmamma said...

OMGosh!! TAMN'ers is having twinners!! Yeah!! You so toadally have to have 2 baby showers now!! I mean that's only lodgeical....1 baby= 1 baby shower, 2 babies= 2 baby showers!! Hooray for dubbles!!

The Halls said...

Twinners are the best-est! I hope they are girls so you can dress them up so cute and do super cute matchy clothes and hair...fun!!! I have twinners too and boy oh boy it is awesome!

Joanna said...

No freakin' way!!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Joanna said...

No freakin' way!!! Woo Hoo!!!!

Colleen said...

wow now you wil be doubley blessed. congrats!

Lori said...

Um, I hate to be all downer on your big news, but my sis-in-law had twins, and she got so huge she was not cute anymore. She looked like a barn and nothing fit, not even the ugly maternity stuff they sell at Target.

WORSE, she now has this "twin skin" on her belly that looks like a puckery old tube top that got stretched too hard and accidentally dryed in the drier.

Dont despare to much, though. Maybe you could ask for cash and checks at your shower(s) and save up for a little tummy tuck action, because your gonna need it.

I'm sure your hunny will still love you though no matter what. That's how you know you got a good one, when he says he'll love you even if you get fat or saggy.

Jason and Kristina Murphy said...

Congrats on ur Twinners!!!!

Holly said...

Two babies? Congratulations! You'll be seeing the DTD a lot more often now! I hope his secretary was fired for the way she treated you because you don't need that extra stress, especially now that you are growing two self righteous babies! You must be the closest to perfection that I have ever come across. Two babies?? That only happens to celebrities! And that you are!

Dawn said...

Contrats on your twinners! I think you better change your fam pic at the bottom to two growing fetus'. Amazing..

J-Dub said...

"We're having twins". That's rocks. You are so righteous that you get 2 spirits.

Congrats.

Melanie said...

Oh my heck! Everyone these days is having twins, it's like so trendy. Brangelina, J-Lo, that chick from Desperate Housewives (not like I would ever watch that show). Even your uterus is totally up with the trends.

kaitlyn said...

Twins! hooRAY... now you get two spend twice as much! but only in a non materialistic way.

Allison Claire said...

TAMN like omg!! (gosh) TWINS!! I am so excited for your cute self. They will be the hottest babies in the world! WAY cuter than the Olsen twins because they are all drugged out and dress like hobos, but they are still really skinny! cute! I can't wait to hear the ADORABLE names you have picked out for them. :) :) Love you!

jhjonze said...

I just love you. That's all there is. There is no more. This makes me smile everyday!

I hope your babies will have their own seperate blog! Where they will talk about how great of a mom you are. Kind of like look whose talking, but way more righteous!

Unknown said...

Twins!!! How are you going to handle two perfect beautiful babies? You may need a nannie. I hear Brad and Angie's is good and she would way rather be in a righteous home where she can learn about The Plan while she cares for the most beautiful babies on the planet!

Kinzie Sue said...

I love playing detective!! Twins are going to be so fun- aren't you so blessed!! Best of luck :) :)

Little GrumpyAngel said...

You're having twins! Wow! So cool! You are doubly-troubly blessed.

RatalieNose said...

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO DARLING TAMNER'S??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Andrea said...

OMG! TWINNERS! I am so excited for you TAMNERS! TAMNER'S TWINNERS! That has a nice ring to it I'd say!

Erin The Great said...

Twins! Mazeltov! How come you didn't put the twins from the 'Shinning'? Is it because that movie is 'R' Rated and you are a responsible adult who is trying to set a good example for your growing babies (fetuses)... Good for you.

KAT said...

Yippey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Double the prezzies double the fun!!!!!! Cuteness!!!

April said...

Wow, it's nice to see another sista having twins! I'm having twin boys! Elphantitis is spreading like wild fire!

American Yak said...

Now you'll have to come up with matching outfits...

For your first borns.

http://www.zazzle.com/i_cant_im_mormon_shirt-235167342866675478

Robyn said...

Two's way cuter than one! You must have been paying an extra tithe to get such a fabulous blessing!

Ruthykins said...

such a good idea you had to have twins first. so happy you did that with your first pregnancy.

Unknown said...

OMG!!! I am super excited for you. It works out pretty nicely, two parents, two arms, two jugs to breasfeed. So awesome. Try triplets though...ugh!!!!

Shay said...

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY You are so so so seriously blessed!!! seriously so blessed. I wish i was old enough to have kids of my own! is it boys girls or both. I AM SOOO SOO SOO SERIOUSLY CURIOUS!!!

Shay said...

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY You are so so so seriously blessed!!! seriously so blessed. I wish i was old enough to have kids of my own! is it boys girls or both. I AM SOOO SOO SOO SERIOUSLY CURIOUS!!!

Jacque said...

OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH YOU GUYS! (legally blonde the musical-haha)
Congrats! Twinners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little cleadus and tamnita!!!!!

Token Asian Friend said...

Well I saw that pic. Now I'm a believer!

Token Asian Friend said...

Well I saw that pic. Now I'm a believer!

Lindsay Jones said...

This is very exciting...maybe one day you will be seriously, seriously so blessed with two sets of twins like me.

Lindsay said...

Hey, I have twins too! Now we are TOTALLY BFF's!

It freaks me out that that Lindsay is spelled like my name, and she has two sets of twins. That is my WORST NIGHTMARE!

Ethne said...

Congrats on the twins TAMNS. THey will be awesome cute twins, but also know of the plan and be righteous! Awesome!

dharvey said...

That is seriously wonderful news about your twins ! Congrats ! But, I think you should change out that widget ( ewwww)! to something cuter. For a blog devoted to all things "cute" i.e., your twins, that widget does not fit in. Just a suggestion....

Megane said...

Congrats!! So excited for you! Are you going to show us the "pregnant big belly" side shots?! That is always fun to see, and I bet yours will be Seriously so cute!

today is my 10 year wedding anniversary and I just surprised my hubby that I am preggo with our 4th kiddo! So excited!

Christin said...

So it's twins huh? Well I should know the scoop on that. I have TWO SETS.

Christin

Chelsea said...

AWWWWW! The only way this post could be cuter would be if it were written in frosting on jello!

Anth said...

Ooh congrats! You are so blessed.

Joanie said...

Wow, a lot of mormon mommies have twins...

suzie bean- 10 years and only 4 kids? Not to judge, but shouldn't you have at least 6 by now?

Cammie said...

I'm so confused! I see twins, but you only heard one heart beat?! They must be totally n'sync with each other, just like you and JJWT!

Wendy said...

Omigosh, Twinners are going to be so totally fun! You'll have to get them matching little outfits and everything. But only if they're both boys or girls. If you get one of each, you totally shouldn't make one dress in the wrong clothes.

You truly are seriously so blessed!

Jenna said...

I can't remember how I found your blog, but it's bookmarked on my faves and I have to say that you are one big giant ball of happiness over here! Love it! What a clever way to make your announcement and congratulations to you both! I can't wait to learn more about you.

Aimee said...

I knew it! Congratulations!

Lorena said...

I have triplets, so I win.

Mishqueen said...

TAMN...Way to BEGAT!!! Props to you for your FURTILUHTY!! And just DON'T listen to all those nasty Relief Society ladies who ask you like NOSIES if you took furtiluhty meds because I KNOW that you are TOTALLY SO BLESSED with the awesomest womb EVER! You tell those dried-up old hags to SHUT UP (but don't tell them out loud because it's easier to repent for thoughts than for words--there is no cleanup--therefor they aren't as bad). Ooopsie!

Way to follow the PLAN! We all know that those people who are SO selfish to postpone the preggies just for reasons like jobs, school, money, getting out of shape--are WICKED! (Besides, there are so many awesome ladies out there willing to have your baby for you--called "serguts"--that the Lord would bless you to have your babies AND your hot bod, for being so righteous and following the PLAN!)

Just thinking about those poor baby souls waiting up in heaven to come down...and YOU brought TWO at the same time! So SPIRICHUL!!! It makes me frown-smile just thinking about it!