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Anyways, thanx to reader Diana, guess who's gonna have the cutest lunches in the whole law/biz/med/dental school???
JJWT'S GINNEW!!
YAY!
But, right when I was feeling happy about the feti cookie cutter, I got bummered out again, bc this weekend at Cheesecake the server said "Honey, when are you due?"
(offended gasp)!
What the rude!
Seriously, if I had a temper I'd a slapped her!! I'm not apposed BEING preggo, but LOOKING preggo is just insulting.
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I just love the idea of eating little fetus shaped cookies!
Nothing disturbing about that at all!
And TAMN, in sixteen years, when Boy Fetus's friends all want to hang out at your house all the time so they can nurse their major crushes on you (because you'll still be rocking the modest bikini as you "clean" the pool), you'll realize having a boy was worth it.
TAMN,
No worries, sweetie. She didn't notice a bump, she only noticed the celestial glow that being preggers with twins shows.
You do know you glow a little brighter right?
No worries!
Hey! I watch clean flicked Pretty Woman when I need to feel better, too!
That is so sad that she could TELL you were preggo and you're only halfway. Ew.
What a rude server! Srsly it is SO not her place to be all in your biznaz.
LOL! "as long as it's healthy...and a girl."
I swear I've really heard that before.
Who clean flicks Pretty Woman? Be bad-a and watch it UNedited.
*gasp*
Just kidding.
But I'm not just kidding when I say those cookie cutters are beyond creepy. Sorry...there's only so much I can take.
Actually, I think cashews and mini gummi bears look more like feti than those cookies. Just saying...
Oh wow! That cookie cutter is amazing! JJWT will feel so fatherly when he eats his lunch! (or possibly just slightly cannibalistic...)
Yeah, looking preggo is so last season.
I'm ginnew buy that cookie cutter so that when I'm preggers I can make my hubby some cookies. And when he takes his first bite, I'll tell him that he's eating something the exact size and shape as our child growing in my tummy. It will be soooo precious! :)
That is so creepy and disturbing on SO MANY LEVELS.
I was only 3 weeks preggers when someone asked me when I was due. Triplets will do that to you. Be glad it's just twins!
Maybe she is one of your EBFFs and knew who you were and was excited to be in your presence and thought it would be rude NOT to ask about your darling feti's due date?
One good thing about having twins is they come sooner so you'll have much smaller,skinnier babies! Not a fat one like those crazy women who only have one at a time.
p.s. - sorry I didn't know NKOTB. I guess I'm all up in the new age stuff - none of those old grown up men boy bands nowadays.
ueber rude.
Instead of briefcase/toothbrush/etc shaped cookies for your whole law/biz/med/dental school wives club, I think these fetus shaped cookie cutters will be better and more motivating to use for JJWT's lunches. It'll help him remember to shoot for a higher earning potential.
But where's the wee wee on the cookie if it's a boy?
YAY! I'm the first comment!
Hee hee. That feti cookie slash cutter is really YUCK-OH to behold.
Glad you're out of the woods with your depression.
And you DON'T look preggo so no worries.
I confess I only come here to read mary's comments but I have to say that people who eat at CF a lot all kind of look pregnant, even the guys, so maybe don't go there anymore, 'kay?
Oh th Cheesecake factory...did you have one nibble or two of the Dulce de Leche? Last time I splurged and had 2 1/2...I know, I know...SPLUUUURRRRGE!!!!
Ok, I just popped by and saw that your feti were totally making out over there on the right. I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
If she really thought you look preggo.....she needs glasses. But not the cute kind. The Grandma kind.
Love the cookie cutter.
Gross slash awesome.
Obviously that chick was way jealous of your slightly-larger-than-normal belly. Really - she is working at the CF and not reproducing.... totally lame.
i hope you didn't tip cause that is just plain rude!! doesn't she know that the only things you say to possibly pregnant women is "YOU LOOK SO FAB!!"????
no fetus cookies for HER!!
What was she thinking!? She totally violated the unwritten code of women talking to other women who are preggo. What are women coming too?
These cookies are right out of a pro-life bake sale. Love the humor in it!
My neighbor asked my daughter if I was pregnant when I was about 4 weeks along (and not with twins.) I asked my daughter how the neighbor had guessed and she said, "She thought you looked pregnant." So I know just how you feel, being assumed pregnant halfway through a pregnancy with twins.
*mary*, I was already going to say what Melanie said -- I read other people's blogs just to read your comments.
Embrace your baby bump. It's time to stop trying to squeeze into size 0s, and get some cute maternity clothes. Sides, this is your most spirichul time...show it off.
TAMN, I think U have this all wrong. I would bet like a jagillion dollars that wall U were using the little girlz room (which we totally know U have to do a LOT since those twinners are staying close to you're blatter, creating a nice flat tummy for U) JJTW axed you're server to menchun your preggoness to make U feel loved and like people were noticing U. I'm sure that was it 'cuz if not, well, how SAD!
Why you choosing to be offended, TAMNers?
I had some lady tell me when I was 9 months preggo that I looked like I was about ready to fall off a fridge. I have no idea what that means.
You should add some ancient chinese proverbs with the cookies in placenta shaped baggies. Fetal Fortune cookies (next Hobbie Nite activity!!!)
Embrace the preggo look TAMN. It is the ONLY TIME in your ENTIRE LIFE that you can be truly, gloriously PHAT, and no one can say anything, and if they do, you can unleash hell on em, and no one will old it against you. Enjoy it babe.
And having a baby boy is a blast. No one loves a moma more than a baby boy...Mommy is a boys first love.
Not only can you make cookies with that cutter...but pancakes & JJWT's sandwiches. The possibilities really are endless.
I.
Am.
So.
Jealous.
There. Are. No. Words. bc everyone else already said them (esp. *Mary*)
We need another PICTURE!!! Do you LOOK pregnant now? The halfwit ultrasound tech didn't even get a look at your other sweet feti's possible kickstand.
It could be polyhydramniosis!!! Because you didn't even sound like you were *fat* pregnant last week and now feti cookies and Cheesecake factory...you sound big?!?! WTHeck?
You could have Twin to Twin Transfusion Syndrome!??!!? I did. It was seriously bad. You seriously need to switch to a higher drama, i mean, higher risk doctor. Did they not even care about your other baby enough to give you an OJ and see what was 'down there'.
I bet that server overheard you talking about your precious twin fetis because you DO talk about them all the time...not in a bad way.....in a super interesting way! She was probably so confused because you Do NOt look preggers at all!!! That's why she asked you TAMN. She was probably expecting you to say that you are due in like 9 months!
Love the feti cookies!
So many animals eat their young ... I never really pegged you as one to be like them. =p:::
And, seriously, you're still looking like you did at 15 weeks, right? You should let JJWT eat those cookies. For you, they are for looking, not eating, TAMN!
Yikes--fetus shaped cookie? Not right. We r praying for you TAMNers. We cant all get to 19 weeks of pregancy without showing at all! But the good news is there is only another 20 or so weeks left and it will be over! You go girl.
MoBo Band! MoBo Band!
(Mormon Boy Band)
Shriek!!!
Tamn-
\\\\\\\\don't worry about looking preggers....you know that when you pop out both of those totally sacred babies you will be pounds lighter than before you concieved. Bring on the skinny jeans! Plus with nursing you will be so huge- you know where- LIVE IT UP!
Are those cookie cutters for real? You should get someone to sell them through your sidebar ads. They'd make great baby shower gifts!
i think it's your lack of faith, hope and charity that is making you show sooo early. Girl, you need to dig down deep inside and do some sould searching. You need to picture your belly becoming concave. With a little faith and extra CTR bling, you'll pull through.
Probably the most disturbing cookie cutter eva. However, I do like cookies.
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