November 20, 2008

♥so exited my eyes are twitcheen!♥

(yes you can still enter the giveaway below, but I just gotta say....)

IF I HAVE TO WAIT ONE MORE SECOND FOR THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE BESIDES MY BRIDE DAY I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE.











He's kind a mad I keep making him bathe in ice cubes, but the Robert Pattinson mask I got for JJWT looks awesome on him. Seriously.

61 comments:

Kerry said...

I get what you're saying, but please don't explode. We need you in blogdom.

Kate said...

What a great idea.. Ice water! I'm gonna have to try that!

Get your "I wanna have your vampire babies" t-shirt on and get to the theatre... I bet the line is already forming!

Rach said...

thanks for calling it bride day.

The Boob Nazi said...

I FEEL THE SAME!!! Greatest movie ever!! Do you think Edward.... I mean Robert will get an Oscar??? I sure hope so!

jhjonze said...

Where did you even find so many different widgets? You amaze me!

Crystal said...

hilarious! ice water! not so good for the nuzzles tho.

Cordy said...

Men all over the country are TOTALLY getting lucky tonight. The poor mortal saps.

Kristina P. said...

I have some awesome Edwards pics on my blog today that you could make masks out of for your feti.

One of them may have a blonde mullet. Super hot!

Christa said...

So excited that we're all going to see only the best book to movie EVER! I just hope you don't get so excited that you go into false labor.

THE KEDDINGTON CHRONICLES said...

Please don't also bathe in Ice cubes!!! This has bin known to be very bad for feti!!!
Have a GR8888 time at the movie :)

Marisa said...

Was it JJWT who started the Facebook group OSHAT? It stands for Otherwise Supportive Husbands Against Twilight. He must at least be one of the officers.

I don't know if you know this, but Vampires are against the plan.

Whitney Blake said...

I was able to go to the premier in my city and let me tell you it is awesome!!! Edward meets everything I could have imagined. Have fun!!

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

Okay. I get it. I'm a big fat loser because I'm so NOT into Twilight. Bleh! But there are still a million reasons why you should be my e-BFF.

Krissi said...

Bathe in Ice Cubes roflol.roflol.roflol!!!!!!

Kathy said...

Soooooooooooooooo exciiiiiiiiiteddddddddddddd!!!

Mary said...

Love it! Why didn't I think of bathing in ice cubes...I was just making him stand outside in his underwear until he couldn't feel his fingers. And the mask, brilliant! Thanks for the tips!

my stay-at-home-momma drama said...

I've been begging my husband to bite my neck every night! Never thought about ice cubes . . . wasn't JJWT worried about the shinkage effect?

Dianne and Sean said...

OME! I should so totally get one of those masks for my hubs. Thanks for the best idea EVER!

Menner said...

Tamn, I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but I just had to let you know that I'm going to a PRIVATE viewing of Twilight BEFORE the general release! Yea yea yea for me! I'm so excited to be able to drool over Robert's hottness in only seven hours (currently your widget ways 11.5 hours). Maybe it you let me win in the giveaway I'll snag you a ticket to come with.

Trent!? said...

This blog kills me.

Skipper said...

Ice cubes. No wonder the yellow contacts alone haven't been doing it for me!

Whitney R said...

I'm lame. I don't get to see it until TOMORROW night.
I feel SO uncool right now.

Nielsen Family said...

Tomorrow? Ha well I'm stuck here in another country and have no CLUE when I'll get to see it. It may be MONTHS! I so belong in the Promised Land.

Mina said...

"He's kind a mad I keep making him bathe in ice cubes ..."

So wrong, and yet so hilarious. You have a gift!

BYU Athletic Supporter said...

I never thought I'd say this, but I feel bad for JJWT.

Barton Family said...

My hubby get off on the whole ice cube thing...oops, TMI!

Let the party begin... said...

I live in Nova Scotia, Canada and the movie comes out tonight so I can't wait to see it!

Diane said...

TAMN I just realized that I'm old enough to be your mother (but like a hot, cool, young, hip mother) I still want you to be my e-bff too. Maybe I could give you tips on how to be a cool soccer mom and everything. I will be seeing Twilight tomorrow night with some of my other mom friends. We will probably be the oldest ladies there. But we are hot.

Kimber said...

I can't wait. We're seeing it tonight.

Little Lovables said...

I'm seeing it tonight too! My hubby will be seeing it with me too next week. He hasn't gone out in the sun for the past year in preparation... but the ice cube thing does sound much easier.

Tessa said...

So Jealous!!!! My sister picked the wrong weekend to get married so I have to wait til probably Monday, ick! I've seriously thought about ditching out early from the wedding dinner tomorrow night =)

Coco said...

Wow I hope the mask doesn't include hair like Robert Pattinson's.

sarahlynn said...

youve been tagged

BrookeLynn said...

Not to make u jealous or anything (whatever I totally do). I get to see the movie at a 7:00 sneak peek tonight instead of having to wait like the rest of the world til midnight. So sad for u.

KT said...

Ice cubes! Bathing! I love it.

Stopher and Nicolle said...

sucks to be you tamn, my husband already looks like edward cullen. he even thinks so. cept he's super tan cuz we live in hawaii... but white skin creeps me out.

ramsam said...

I can not wait... after the show me and hubby MUST get our fantasy on complete with vampire teeth, cold baths, and totally not eating. Sounds so fun!

Token Asian Friend said...

My kid won't let me close your site because she wants to listen to the "pretty music". What have you done to us, TAMN?!?

Brittany said...

YESSS! I am going at midnight!!!!!!! SO FLIPPIN EXCITED!

Ailee said...

Spoil the movie 2morow! heart you!

Victoria Elder said...

you are sooo lucky JJWT does such sweet things for you!

~*~*~Britni~*~*~ said...

OMGosh, TAMN! BRAIN WAIVE! If your other fetus is a girl, you should name her...wait for it...RENESMEE! Isn't that the bestest idea EVAR?!?! Then everyone would know just how much you heart TWILIGHT!

Rachel Young said...

Have him kiss you after he eats a couple popsicles...JUST like kissing Edward...frills!

Kari said...

bAAAAAH! Todally canNOT wait to hear about your way hawt/sExY/modest outfit you wore and how your PERFECT hubby suprised you with PLANE TICKETS to FORKS just to see the pre-mere there!

And puhLEEZE post pitchers of your pErFeCtLyPoLiShEdPeDi that says T.E.A.M. E.D.W.A.R.D. on your teentsy/uh-dor-able toes!

p.s. just received some INSPIRATION that you should name the TWINners Edward and Bella...it would be so ORIGINAL!

Carrie said...

Just walked in the door from seeing the movie!! FABULOUS!!!

Amber said...

OK, to "barton family" BA HA HA HA!!! OMG so freakin' funny. Not TMI...just enough! Thanks so much for making me laugh right out loud.
Oh, and I'm so glad to hear from the few that have already seen it that it's good! I'm going to see it in the morning and I just hope that Edward is even HALF as hot as he is in my dreams...yes, I still dream bc I'm a stupid MORTAL. Ew.

Anne said...

Just got back from the premiere. It was amazing.

Brittany said...

Oh. My. Gosh. That was incredible...Everyone needs to go see that movie! Sigggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Grady and Janie said...

Twilight was SERIOUSLY funny, I thought it was great! And you've gotta love a hubby that will go to work after a measly 3 hours of sleep, just to go and see the midnight showing with you!

Amy said...

RENESMEE is the Perfect name for your little feti!

LKC said...

Have you seen Bella's interview with David Letterman?!? She is so beautiful and smart, too.

Julie Weiss said...

FREAKING hilarious. I was looking at the million facebook status' about twilight this morning and remembered your blog. I hadn't been on here in a few months but was certain you would be all over twilight, and this is the post I arrive to.

Salt H2O said...

Most of the time this blog is hilarious, but some times- it's boarderline creepy, but not funny creepy- just creepy creepy.

Today is one of those days.

SumGreater said...

My awesome honey just finished reading Twilight last night. He's not coming to the movie with my girls and me tonight, though! I told him now when he gasps because I put my freezing feet against him in bed, he can pretend I'm a vampire. No ice water necessary!

Kerry said...

Good GRIEF I love this blog...and yes this post is creepy, and a hilarious illustration slash parody of the creepiness of those who have overboard edward fantasies.

BAAAAAAA.

Michelle said...

The true fans went to the midnight show already!But I will cut you some slack b/c of your delicate condition!

Jen Nelson said...

Haven't read the books.

Won't read the books.

Haven't seen the movie.

Won't see the movie.

Will that get me ex-communicated?

nancy said...
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nancy said...

OK, I just removed my on comment CuZ I am a Virgen commenter. I had a trashcan by my thoughts. Not knowing wut that means I deleted. I said I am an Episscopalean, but live 4 your advize and I don't no whehther to go to the movie rnot until u tell me! I been waitin all DAY! WTH? Sorry for my letter curse, but I need to no.

Amanda said...

When I left the theater, the girl (she was definitely beehive-ish) exclaimed, "That just changed my life!!"

I'm so glad she understands the important things in life at such a young age.

Muum said...

I Saw the movie yesterday. It was realy, reely, relly, good! And I nominated you for an AWARD!!!!!