March 11, 2009

36 wks baby bump!

Here's another long overdo belly pic since everyone keeps asking!

Can't believe I'm almost 36 weeks with TWIN feti! Holy crud, I fill like such a whale. Can you believe how ginorm I am? Tubbalardo! But, seriously, the maternity shoot rocked, and I am NOT posting this just to get you to tell me I'm skinny I swear.


{sublinimal message: tell me I'm skinny}

204 comments:

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Catherine Agnes said...

You feel like a whale? Perfect--name the boy Jonah.

Kathryn said...

Super skinny!

Samantha said...

Wow! You are SOOO skinny! You make the world a beautiful, and wondrous place.

Nana said...

Looking good!

Grays said...

Yippee I'm first! Yeah TAMN you should be embarrassed!

Menner said...

Oh,Tamn, you are like the skinniest twin-feti carrier of all time! You may just have the cutest baby bump I've ever seen, and I bet in real life it's no bigger than SOME girls (you know who I mean) who AREN'T pregnant.

Renny said...

Creepy belly pics, destined to be a SSB classic. And TAMN, you are so skinny! (I don't know why, but I felt the need to tell you that...)

boysrus said...

You're skinnier pregnant than I am when I'm NOT pregnant! *pout*

Anonymous said...

Hot button!

Heidi Ashworth said...

Yet I'm going to say it anyway! You are soooo skinny! You are down to a baby bump and an arm plus one little hand. Pregnancy is way good for you!

Kristina P. said...

Wow! You don't look a day over 37 weeks! Congrats!

Abby said...

Wow! I'm the lucky first one who gets to tell you how AMAZINGLY skinny you are. I hate you. Just kidding TAMN!

Heidi said...

Wow, you have kind of, uh, let yourself go. Good thing you only have four weeks left. Phew!

Brandon & Aimee said...

TAMN you are way skinny.

Shelly! said...

Love the pic - although I wish you would have posed with the other hand up so we could see blessing and the bling.

Reb said...

I want a tatoo like that!

Jen said...

Oooh, is that a tattoo to always remember the sacrifice you made in leaving behind your precious body?

Also, I only say this as a friend who wants to help, but you might want to look into having your belly button fixed a little bit. Aren't you worried that something is wrong with you?

Token Asian Friend said...

You have a beauty mark that says "Blessing?" What are the chances?

Robin said...

Whoa! Where did all your diamonds go? Don't tell me you outgrew your wedding ring!!

Jared, Christine, & Lucas said...

wow, look at that perfect preggo tummy. You should so do pregnant modeling before the twinsies come!

Heather said...

OMGosh TAMN! You are SSOOOOOO skinny!!! I can't believe you really have 2 little babies in there! Seriously, you will have no prob losing your belly, it's hardly even there at all!

Janeal said...

Oh TAMN! You make such a cute prego! I sure hope they didn't write that right on your tummy, cuz your body is a temple!

Jacque said...

Oh Tamnerz! I can still see your 6 pack practically!

Jess said...

Oh my heavens Tamn! You have twin feti in there and your still that tiny?! I'm so jealous, I was never that small with just one! What's your secret?

punkie said...

You look so skinny! Way skinnier than I was at 6 months preggo with only one baby. I swear I saw you at the gym last night. You were tall, really skinny, really tan, really blonde, and wearing a top that was super low cut so that you could modestly show off your "real" boobs.

Wifey Dessert said...

omg I have never seen a cuter/skinnier preggo momma ever!!! and I love the "Blessing" you are so very rightous!!

MommaKiss said...

Funny funny girl, that belly is gorgeous. My BFF just gave birth to twin boys at 34 weeks. And she was WAY bigger than you.

Anonymous said...

OMG!! You are HUGE! (Frownsmile) But I mean that in the nicest of ways. Plus I love the righteous "Blessing" tattoo on your oh-so-cute belly.

Emili said...

wow, you're so skinny!

Pam C. said...

Are they wrestling inside like Jacob and Esau?

Anonymous said...

your a freak

Emily C said...

OMG, you're the skinniest double-prego woman ever!

Casey and Jeannie said...

You are uh...def not fat. *frowny smile* You ARE doing your water aerobics right?

Chris said...

is that a real tat? cus it really is a blessing to twfeti

RobandMercedi said...

You are so thin! Eat some cake girl!

Michelle said...

There really are twinsies in there? Wow TAMN, you really do look good! I wanted to know if you tatooed blessing on your belly before or after you concieved?

Nicki said...

You look hot, like the skinniest prenenat woman ever! cannot belive yur having twins.

Hosander said...

Wow TAMN, writing on your stomach really makes you look skinny!

Anonymous said...

Your belly kind of has that nasty vertical line. Gross.

it's me, andrea. said...

You look so skinny! And I'm lovin' the ink.

Kim said...

You are so stinkin skinny Tamners! Is that hand covering up stretch marks? Cuz that would be super sad for you.

Skipper said...

Totally. Smallest. Waist. Ever.

P.S.--Where can I get one of those temporary but totally-with-the-plan preggo belly tattoos???

LivingstonClan said...

You look totally skinny! I wish I looked that great when I am preggo! My belly is all criss-cross stretch marky--not anything like you beautiful baby bump.

Brandon said...

Nice belly tat. I'm trying to figure out what it will look like after the birth.

Also, I'm disappointed there isn't a modest rose there under the "Blessing."

tiburon said...

You are so skinny.

Hilary said...

TAMN, you are the skinnyest eVeR!

I know you have cute vinyl lettering on your womb, but seriously, how cute slash rebellious would it be if you had a tat like that?! Your RS would never have to know!

We could go together and I could get "live laugh love" on my lower back! Ahh! This rebel life is making me naughty grin so I better get back to my way righteous life now.

But seriously if you want to, call me!

Anonymous said...

Tamn - I hate to break it to you ... but girl, you are a tubbalard. Holy cow. No wonder you haven't posted pics until now. You poor thing. Good thing you are richus and seriously so blessed with JJWT! He's a good man to have not said anything about your weight.

I can now understand why you have had such a hard last couple of weeks.

But seriously, as soon as you pop those feti out, you better get crackin' with an exercise routine to get your figure back.

(remember, only a true friend would be this brutally honest with you :)

NIKOL said...

TAMN, you look gorge. And so skinny!

Aonika and Richard said...

WOW! Are you certain that you have twin feti in there because seriously, you look so tiny!

Princess Danell said...

I think having your belly tat should be permanent, after the fetis arrive though. That way Lovenugget will always remember how lucky he is!

Mel said...

So is the "blessing" across your belly a tasteful tattoo or just some photoshopping?

Michelle said...

Oh...my...GOSH!! You are so adorable and skinny!! And no icky strech marks! I am so envyus. I wish I looked that hot preggers. You ROCK!

The Roberts' Report said...

U R Skinny. Start eating some Ben and Jerry's, will ya?

AzĂșcar said...

Oh my H HONEEEY You don't even look preggos! You look like you maybe ate a whole Cafe Rio Pork salad--it's jsut a FOOD BABY LOL LOL LOL!!!!

I hope that's not a tattoo and is only a word that you had put on your belly after the picture was tooken because it would make me SO SAD if your babies had such a bad example and stuff--FROWNSMILE!

JK I LOVE YOU TONZ!!!!!!

Matchbox Mom said...

You are so skinny! And you can hardly see your laneugo...LOL

Allison Read said...

I am worried about your poor feti! They are going to be so small... it could present an issue! You don't want them to be underweight!

Beautiful pictures tho!

P.S. -
How are you going to pick the spinsty girls for mo-matchelor???

Kiersten said...

TAMN, you totally left off your ROCKING maternity cleavage. What was your photog thinking??

Anonymous said...

Your blog is so annoying. You complain too much. Just be happy that you are pregnant and stop complaining about EVERYTHING. And you are tiny for carrying twins.

Liv said...

psfh, you prolly have like, 5 babies in there and that's why you feel big. but your not big. your teensy tiny! and so fab!

Lauren Kay said...

TAMN you're SOOOOOO skinny! You look so good and the writing on your tummy is SOOOO CUTE! I can't wait to do the same thing when I have kids someday! You're such an inspiration!

Anonymous said...

Is that a righteous tattoo you got in honor of your feti? How presh.

Allison said...

Tamners! I know you would never fish for compliments, but seriously, you are so skinny! I hope that's richus vinyl on your stomach too, because a tattoo that says blessing would be richus and all, but it would look weird when you lose all the baby weight 24 hours after giving birth...

Katie said...

Wow TAMN, I've never seen anyone so skinny before!

The Boob Nazi said...

That blessing thing is unbelievable. Please tell me it's fake. I need to know it's fake.

Stella said...

Wow!!! TAMN you are sooo sKinnY!!!

Homer and Queen said...

You are seriously skinny!!!

{B} said...

You look super hot! So blessed! I can't wait to meet your hot feti!

mzzmyrick said...

breath taking. Makes me want to show off my belly too...

Alexandria said...

OMG (gosh) TAMN you are SOOO skinny!

jakenapril said...

oh. m. gosh! you are so skinny!

Anna said...

wow, I can't believe you are so skinny, and so close. And I totally totally love the writing on your belly, so original and cute!!!

MamaBear said...

TAMN, you so rock pregnancy! i'm a "token big-mama friend" (you love me b/c it saves up pennies in heaven) who looks like this at 6 months with ONE baby. your babies will be so skinny and petite from day 1, WTG!

i can't believe how tiny you are, f'reels. i bet lynzie was a total cow.

Amy said...

Holy cow! I can't believe how skinny you are! You aren't even showing. I would give anything to have looked like you when I was preggers with just one baby!

Kristen said...

You have a beautiful belly! Truly a blessing! Congrats!

Steve & Alli said...

TAMNers you should post one where you are showcasing your ginorm rock of a ring so everyone can envy your twice blessed womb AND obviously VERY into you hubby

Natalie said...

but Tamners - you ARE skinnee!

Rick said...

Wow. Did you actually get ink on your baby bump? 'Cause that would be cool. And the day after you have the twins, people could look at your rock-hard abs and they are a blessing, too.

Chels said...

WOW LOOK HOW SKINNY YOU ARE!!!!!
SO SO SKINNY!
WE ALL WISH WE WERE AS SKINNY AS YOU!

Snelson's said...

oh my gosh tamn! did i ever mention taht you are soooo skinny?

meddyjo said...

Please tell me that Blessing was photoshopped on and that you didn't stoop to the level of getting a (gasp) washable henna tats.

ukyankoz said...

OMGosh you are SOOO skinny! And I love ur richtus tattoo! (It's a total fakey, right???)

One of a dozen said...

Ick, TAMN, is that a unrighteous tatoo?

Stacia said...

Skinny except for the bulging bump in front, looks like your are 41 weeks! J/K!!!

Brittney said...

I'm number one!! You're way skinny! Jealous!!

Chelle said...

are you sure you're even pregnant? i wouldnt even guess by how slender you look!! i'm green with envy!

Kara Miller said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Andie said...

OMG, you are huge, TAMN. Seriously? How could you have you let yourself go? I'm shedding a teensy tear from beneath my perfectly separated spidy-lashes for you.

Emily said...

OMGosh, TAMN. Your so skinny.

PS, Is that the new ring you got?

fowkes5 said...

You're skinny :)

Chad said...

Is that your new ring?

Motion DeSmiths said...

TAMN, I didn't know you have a TATTOOO!

Laura said...

TAMN you toadally look grate. I mean twin feti in that tiny space? They MUST have your bone structure.

Mhana said...

Oh my golly I really hope that isn't super uggy tat on your tummy! Is there a way to get vinyl lettering affixed to your body? Because that would be oober precious. I bet both of your babies are a bouncing healthy yet easy to birth 8 lbs!

Mama said...

Beautiful!!

Anne said...

you're skinny (I WIN!!! first post!)

Kathy said...

All of the sudden I have the weirdest need to tell you how skinny you are.....

jhjonze said...

You got a tat?

Larsen's said...

You look so beautiful. And yes for having twins you are SKINNY! What a beautiful picture!!

amylouwho said...

love the belly bump tat! Way cute!

Staci said...

Totally skinny. You look like you are 20 weeks with 1 feti. At first I thought you had a tattoo on your ritchuss womb, but then I knew it was just a graphic. Am I first!?

megs said...

ooommmmmgggggg


sooooooo skinny!!!

who was the photog!!??!?!?!?! i need one!!!

Sarah Merritt said...

Wow! Are you sure there are really 2 babies in there??? last I checked most women expecting twins were NOT that tiny! (and honestly i'm not saying that to boost your ego!)

Diagnose Rachel said...

You are so dang skinny! Of course, I looked like that the day I delivered my tripplets...but you have been enjoy cafe rio too much...

Dallin and Megan said...

i will be the first to tell you your EenSiE

Elizabeth said...

oh you are so skinny, especially for twins

dunnthat said...

Not just skinny, but anorexic looking. Good work!

Yes, babies are such a blessing...Good thing you got it vinyled on your tiny tummy.

Beth said...

Your replacement ring looks pretty small. You should probably remind JJWT that you deserve bigger than that. Because you're so skinny.
PS- I didn't know you could use wall vinyls on your skin! It's like a totally with-the-plan tatoo. Awesome!

Steve, Brie, Carson, & Landon said...

It's amazing how beautiful and skinny you are! I would have killed to look like that when I was pregnant. You rock!

Whitney said...

I pegged you for those square french tip acrylic nails. Darn it.

Shellie said...

cute photo!!!!!!

Kindof a let down that we can't see the baby's wee widdle footprints pressing from underneath your skin though :(

J-Dub said...

I can't believe how skinny you are.

thecapitall said...

OMG, TAMN, you look soooo grate for carrying not one, but TWO ritchiss spawnies. Oober skinny. And: I can't buhleeve you got rid of your 3-inch gel nails because you wanted to make sure you didn't acidently puncture your womb during the photoshoot... that's SO THOUGHTFUL of you!!!!

Lisa said...

Seriously, TAMN, I'll bet people can't even tell you're preggo from behind!

Candi said...

Wait Tamn! That's not a real tattoo is it?

Crysty said...

You ARE skinny! You look UH-mazing! Love the pic.

Tiffany said...

Wow you are so skinny!

Savannah G. said...

OMG! I can't believe how WHALE LIKE you look.. I am sorry your hands are too porky to wear your GINORMOUS diamond...so sad that it won't be seen in this photo.

Lindsey said...

Of course you're skinny!

Honestly, great picture of the belly.

And I couldn't help but notice your Brooke White song. Are you from AZ or a friend of Brooke's? I know her from over her in LA and I couldn't help but notice her song on your blog. That means you're cool above and beyond the funniness on your blog.

thereadingmother0708 said...

Oh my gosh TAMN! You're so skinny! No stretchy marks either! The feti will be so lucky to have your good genes!

Kari said...

Question: Are you an ug preggo fatty-mc-fat-fat?!

Answer: Negator, skeletor! You are so sKiNnY, Tamners! i PINKY SWEAR that you are the skinniest, hottest, and most SPIRICHUL preggo ever!

:)

Laura said...

You are so skinny, TAMN.
Not.

Little Lady said...

I don't usually do this...

But I have this urge to tell you how skinny! you look.

Mama said...

Ethiopians are heavier than you. You are skinny as a stick...with a strange growth on it.

Gordita said...

You are soooo skinny. But you kind of have man hands. Just sayin.

Winder Love said...

You look amazing! In fact, I can hardly tell you are prego. You are gonna look so hott after you have your cute fetis (You totally look hott right now too, but will even look hotter then! Won't even know you had twins!)

Kelly Jasper said...

so, when are you going to post the picture of the paper mache cast that you decorated with glitter & stamps to match the babies nursery...AND how DID you stay so skinny!

kjean said...

ok, but seriously, YOU ARE SO SKINNY!!

SUSIE E. STOUT said...

wow you are so tiny, way special to get the bare belly shot done, and so tactful to take of your ginorm ring so as not to outshine the feti

DangGina said...

soooo skinny. once those feti are out, you'll be back down to your normal self. bing, bang, boom.

Anonymous said...

you are skinny! How great you have carried this long with twins. THat is awesome!!!

Meg said...

You look amazing. What other words did you have on your belly?

Sam said...

Tamn, I sure hope that's henna.

Janae said...

If I looked that good with just one baby I would be thrilled. You look awesome

Crazy Walker said...

Ah Tamn, you don't look THAT chubs, and that henna "blessing" tattoo you got before the pictures definitely slims you down some!

Charlotta-love said...

TAMN, you look sew skinny! And I lurve your new tattoo...or is it hemp? Prolly hemp sense tattoos are bad!

Michelle said...

you're BY FAR the skinniest pregnant lady i've EVER seen.

love it.

Denice Giddings said...

Whoa! I didn't even notice your teeny-tiny belly under that BIG rock! You are WAY too skinny to be 36 weeks pregnant. You really are blessed!

mindy said...

no wonder you're on bedrest! how do you even walk around with that thing?

Chelsea said...

You are SOOOO skinny!!!

And I just know that TINY bump will snap back into a honed midriff like, 5 seconds after you give birth.

Cammi said...

whoo whoo! i wish i looked that skinny when i was preggers!

Anonymous said...

You are skinny...compared to most! I, however, went down a size during my pregnancy. No reason to be frumpy while carrying my twinsies!

Ryan.Robyn said...

wow Tamn, hot

Alisa said...

You look so hot rockin that baby bump. I bet your two bangin mommy bumps up top get JJWT's motor revving!

Jo said...

Um, not to be a super frowner here, but shouldn't that be blessings, with an s, to show there are TWO??

Anonymous said...

Where can I get a cute belly tattoo? Not the permnent kind but a way cute temporary one? What a perfect object lesson when ur off BEDREST and can teach the MIAMAIDS. only thing that's gross....outies.

Beth said...

You are so skinny! I love that shot of your feti! But why does it just say BLESSING, not BLESSINGS??

Kathryn said...

Is that a "Blessing" tattoo?

Misty said...

I LOVE the picture! But, i can't get a good view of your 3 carrot diamond ring. I'm surprised you didn't take it from the other angel so you could show everyone that your skinny AND loved.

Hizzeather said...

I don't know why, but I just felt the need to tell you that you're sooooo skinny!

Sarah said...

You look so skinny!

Also, have you thought about having a glossary of Mormon terms here? My non-Mormon friends are following. TAMN, it's like you're spreading the Gospel here. You're teaching the plan.

Jennifer Dunn said...

You are SO skinny!

Mena said...

Your so amasingly SUPER skinny TAMN!!!! Yur like SO blessed!!

Woodstock Family said...

I got that big with just one baby! By the way, you really are skinny! (Guess those subliminal messages really work)

Sassy Sarah said...

Wow! I can't believe how SMALL you are for being 36 weeks with twins. My friend is at least TWICE your size and she's not due until June with ONE BABY!

Courtney said...

You are one skinny, hot mama! But shouldn't it say, "Blessings"?

Kayleigh said...

Holy crud. You're WAY skinny!

Jewel said...

Not gonna lie, you have really let your self go. I weep. But its ok, atleast you werent implanted like the octo-lady. Your fertile womb garden needs no pruning. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm the first comment! Yeah! You look totally skinny! The twins are going to have a hot mom.

Anonymous said...

Wow I'm First. U look totally skinny.

Michael and Cordie said...

And you don't even have a stretch mark, LUCKY!!!

Heather said...

Cutest maternity pic EVER!!!

Asenath said...

TAMN, you can hardly even tell you're preggo!

Means A Lot said...

I love the tattoo! Did it stretch much with your growing belly?

cindy said...

Wow, girl, I bet you can't even tell you're pregnant from behind. Cuz you know most girlz look ttly bigger than you by 36 weeks.

Kim said...

Is that VINYL on your belly? One more awesome use for the cricut!

Jesse_Jay87 said...

wow awesome..

and yeah, you are skinny!!

yaya for babies!

Kellie said...

You just have the cutest belly button, TAMN! Love the way righteous tattoo.

liz stanley said...

i've never seen anyone so SKINNY? are you sure you're 36 weeks along?? you totally look 0 weeks along and size 0. and i can see you're still fitting into your girls size 10 modest is hottest tee. good work!

Anonymous said...

First Post!
Sorry I just felt special.
You've definitely gained quite the ell bees there my dear...

Mandy said...

I figured I would see bigger bling than that. Maybe you had to wear a "fake" ring because your fingers are swollen. I know I have to!

cheyney webb said...

First for the first time. Sorry about your fatness.

b. said...

SOOOOO skinny.....and I love the TAT!

Amanda said...

I know you would never ever fish for compliments, but seriously, you look so dang good. And awesome job on the tuck and pin! Way to stay modest AND get the belly shot!

Amanda said...

Seriously, so Skinny!

Carli Webb said...

haha! You are so tiny it only looks like you are having one feti and not 2!

Tiffany said...

What! You totally ARE skinny!

Michael and Megan Gery said...

seriously, TAMN, a tatoo? a totally richus one, but still. and when your bump disappears a day after the feti are born, it'll be all stretched out! my insides are crying for you.

hate2bcold said...

Wow. I'm really disappointed that you've let yourself go.

Anonymous said...

Oh. Em. Gosh! You are soooo skinny! It must be becuz you are sooo righteously impregnated with JJWT's seed.

mp89 said...

Your tatt is very hott and righteous! Never cover it up. The whole world needs to see it.

Chrissy said...

another?

Wells said...

I hope you made a decorated belly cast of that to hang on your wall!

Rachel Young said...

Not only are you skinny, your arms are so buff, girl! I'm so j! You should make a bed rest work out video!

David, Katie and Jett said...

Wow! You are SO skinny!!! Totally jealous!

Anonymous said...

so pretty and so skinny! :-)

Bradley, DeAnna, and Donovan said...

sublinimal...love it.

Tobler Bunch said...

Gorgeous Photo! Forever an unforgotten memory of life and its beauty! Priceless!

Kamity said...

I hope you find it as hilarious as I do that some people feel the need to hide behind "Anonymous." Your blog must be doing its job! AHAHAHAHAHA!


And TAMN, you are SO skinny. My arms haven't looked like that since I was 9 and we're practically the same size tummy-wise, only I'm at 29 weeks with ONE. You just keep endurin'!

Anonymous said...

Aren't you afraid that you're hurting the feti by not gaining enough weight???? How are they supposed to get nutrients from a bean pole?

Anonymous said...

Am I the ONLY ONE who thinks this picture is OBVIOUSLY NOT TAMN?? Seriously, there's no way she could look like this and be that far along with twins. No fake nails, no bling on her fingers, no showing off of her chest.. it's clearly not TAMN. Plus like other people have said - it would be "BlessingS" not "Blessing."

Mina said...

Cuz I know you need to here it right now in you're emochunal state, I'll tell you that you ARE skinny, in a whale-y preggo sorta way. (I bet they don't even make garments big enough, huh? Sad.)

Anyway, you'll prolly fill MUCH better about yourself if you Go GeT a MaNi!!!! No fence, but those nells look horrable! {{{huggs!!!}}}

Chelsea Ruiz said...

The only sad thing about this pic is that you can't see your huge rock. Maybe next time...

Anonymous said...

Umm, 36 weeks is not a bump no matter how skinny you are.

wendysue said...

Is that "blessing" thing one of those vinyl cutouts like I totally have on my wall? Fer cute!! And it's so sensitive of you to totally photoshop out most your new ginormuss ring you had to get, so we don't all feel bad. THX!

Alabasterix said...

Seriously people, just because something is written on her belly, doesn't mean its a tattoo. You or someone else can write on your skin with eyeliner or any other makeup. Please, it's not rocket science!!

Jake Young said...

I don't even know what I would do with a baby!

PlowgianPage said...

Glad that righteous belly word is vinyl and not a real tat!

Anonymous said...

You look fat. I'm 9 months and not that big. I guess I'm just prettier and skinnier.

Jane said...

So big! Not in a very good way. Too bad for you.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE HUGE!

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