March 10, 2009

frowny upside downy!

Okay everyone, enough moping! Ya, I had the hardest week EVER, and ya, the Batchelor was a bumout, and ya, I'm self conscience about my trails, but w/ my darling boyfriend (WAY more fun to call him that than husband, lol) and my besties, I'M GONNA GET THRU THIS. Well, bc of them, AND the Footprints email fwds I've been getting. Thanx everybody!

My confession: yesterday's FHE felt so empty w/o the Batchelor. AngelMuffin put on 24 which, blech! Sometimes, I seriously consider secretly breaking up w/ JJWT and then pretend to meet on the Batchelor just so Merica could watch us fall in love {and I could smooch a few other dudes like old times} but then still be with LoverNugget forever, and then our feti could be in People like Trista's, and I could give stakewide firesides about how much America lurved me and my examples. :)

All this brings me 2 the fact that this might blow your mind but I love LOVE love matchmaking! Consequentially, it's time for my own mini-Mo-Matchelor! This will help us get over Jason's lameness and also give all the he-and-she spinsties reading this bloggy a whole nother shot at lurve. The first step is getting a batchelor! Minus the hot tubs and scripting and plus some way high standards, I need a single righteous hottie male for this contest. So if you are one, or if you know one, nominate yourself or a buddy! Send a 100 word or less entry about why you (or the dude your nominating) should be selected to seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com with "Mo-matchelor" in the subject line. Dudes excepted til Friday. Love you!

p.s. check me out giving guidance in this week's UVU paper! Brings back way fun memories of the semester I spent there after the first time I dropped out of hair school, which was back when it was called UVSC!

33 comments:

Kiersten said...

OMGosh, TAMN, I can't believe you just admitted you went to UVU when it was UVSC!

You are sooooooooo old! How EMBARRASSING!!

Rach said...

i just peed my pants. I bet a lot of women really do wish they could be on the bachelor to re-meet their ECs.

Trent!? said...

I. Can't. Wait.

p.s. i thought you said belch instead of blech about 24 and was confused.

Kerry said...

lol! Can't wait! love you TAMN!

Alisa said...

TAMN you are the most reightous, thaghtful hot mama ever. To be so concerned for your spinsties is commendable.

Steve & Alli said...

Um WOW, I sooooooo wish I was a spinsty so I could sign up for mo-matchelor! Oh well. You should watch Chuck instead of 24- there is tons of action/comic relief for JJWT and a FANTASTICAL lurve story for you- seriously, best Monday night filler ever!

The Boob Nazi said...

So are the girls going to get their turn too? oh please....

dunnthat said...

BACHELOR ALERT!!! Jilted Melissa is Dancing with the Stars! No freaking joke! So super shocked to see her pick herself up from her massive public uber dump in front of Merica. She can dance! Now she joins other super richus Mormons like Julianne, (who went out with my son ps), and Chelsie and Lacey (unless they've taken the hollytrain out of richusness). Melissa will be baptized soon I'm shure!

Also, I have a hot richus single son. I'm gonna slicit him...see what he says.

LURVE LURVE LURVE THIS POST!!! Have to have my TAMN fix. Prayin' for ya sweetcakes and all your trails. This two shull pass.

Emily said...

This is going to be like chosing the girl for the makeover before, EXCEPT FUNNER!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

lolololololololololo-ing

The Singlutionary said...

TAMN, I am a non-member spinsty. Will you except me? I could be the one girl with no standards that makes all the other spintsys look ritchus while I drink my wine coolers and use dirty words like gynecologist.

I love it when you write about us spinstys!

heidikins said...

So....I'm guessing that we aren't allowed to nominate our CURRENT boyfriends, even though they're totally hawt and righteous....I mean, is it ethical to throw a Mo-Matchelor even before it begins?

Please to help.

xox

Motion DeSmiths said...

TAMN I THINK THERES SOMTHING WRONG WITH YOUR FETI~ Theyve been upsidedown for days.

Chels said...

Love Love Love this idea... I think it will totally kick the butt of the bach! I mean, your peps could end up in an ETERNAL relationship, and YOU get to totally take credit for it! That is way way better! Good Idea Girlie!

kris and judd said...

I know what you mean about FHE being so empty and frowny now without The Bachelor. Hubby/Boyfriend and I flipped through a million times and couldn't find anything as entertaining for Monday night so we had to have an actual FHE with scriptures and stuff. I'm so glad you forwarded me the Footprints e-mail, it really helped me see that I'm not alone in this trial! I can't wait for Mo-Matchler!

Ashley Madsen said...

You don't have to TOTALLY let go of everyone on the bachelor on Monday nights. They got Melissa to be a fill in on Dancing with the stars for another girl that got injured 2 days before the show. So now you can watch Melissa dance on Mondays and listen to the crowd cheer her on and boo every time they show a clip from when Jason dumped her.

Susan said...
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Susan said...

So when are you going to pop those babies outaya? It's totally fashionable to have your twins a tad early right?

Carly said...

Best. Idea. Ever!

You are so freakin' awesome. Pardon my French.

Meghan said...

LOVE the idea! Totally love it! I need to submit my little bro! He is going to UVU rite now! He has been dumped TWICE since he got home from the mish...ugh!

P.S. I went to UVU when it was UVSC too...you must be my same age...:)

Micah and Melinda said...

I bet you were the NCMO (no committment Makeout Sesh) queen or did you just have alot of Friends w/ benefits!

JCW said...

TAMN you are so selfless. I bet Heavenly Father had a hard time deciding between you and Mary to be Jesus' mother.

Misty said...

Seriously, watch DWTS and you will definitely get your Bachelor fill and more!

Melanie J said...

I don't care what Lynzii's been saying behind your back. You're giving AND brilliant.

thereadingmother0708 said...

Oh TAMN, great idea with the matchmaking skills- just too bad the only "batchelors" I know are like male- Ruths. *frowny face*

Michelle said...

OH MY GOODNESS! I am so excited about this!!

Token Asian Friend said...

You dropped out of HAIRSCHOOL to go to COLLEGE?!? That sounds so backwards!

Casey and Jeannie said...

I think they PAID the bach to pick her and then dump her for the runner up because all of the UGLY people always secretly want it to happen. Don't you think???

Jessica said...

TAMNERS!! You just need to switch to Dancing with the Stars, haven't you heard? MELISSA IS ON IT!!!

RayChill and Steve-O said...

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Thx for the laughs.
Your newest fan, Raychill

Mina said...

I fill old b/c when I lived in Provo, it was called UVCC. But I fill jist a little ritchously superrior, b/c I was going to the Lord's University at the time. So I fill a little sorry for U.

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Christin said...

I have always wanted to be on the Bachelor in a righteous way. I hope you get some hotties!