March 20, 2009

If you didn't win don't blame me blame the universe

Wow guys! I think you won something.
  • The Silverlime GC goes to Steve, Brie, Carson & Landon who said: "I have two boys. I need this." H yeah you do!
  • The Cultures awesome pedi party kit goes to Mark and Emily who said "I needs to win something...anything, please?!!"
  • The darling Cultures Salon mini-makeover goes to jhjonze: "I want to win! Please pick me TAMNERS"
  • Sweet Tooth Fairy Treats go to simply kris who said "Like, I was at the park and totally eavesdropped on some other mommy's not watching their kids play... they were talking about this here bloggy..."
  • Nummy nummy Dream Dinners to Mary who said: "please please please pick me! I just had a 10 and a half pound baby, I deserve it!!!" Um, if my twins are that big I will die.
  • Two pairs of Baby Legs from Tender Cargo: Janeal who said "OMG I HALF TO WIN THIS GIVE WAY! I heart you TAMNers." and Tim, Laurel and Olivia who said "Ummm... I think I should definately win because I am not a spinsty spinster and I didnt steal your all to perfect for your feti names. Pick Me!!! Puh-leez!"
  • Wasatch Family Therapy: The "Cultivating Sexual Desire in Marriage" workshop (WHICH IS TOMORROW in SLC!) and a free counseling sesh goes to TaLaisa who said:
    "*pma(positive mental attitude)channeling*" Hurry and contact me, girlfriend, the workshop is TOMORROW and your hubby with thank you!!
  • The GC for bows and hats from The Darling Daughter goes to Kristin Wynder who said "umm yes yes and more yes! this preggo momma needs some luvin!"
  • The Book Club 4 Boys kit goes to ottspot who said "I love my boys, but I wish I had a girl too - girl clothes and accessories are darling!"
  • The gorgeous Baby Coverz diaper bag goes to Liz who said "Please please pick me! Like your comment entry says, I need validation in life, and winning this would completely do that!"

Congrats to the winners! Email me your contact info at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com for info on collecting the loot. Will you plz put what you won in the subject line? Don't want to strain my fallopians.

Everyone eltse, quit crying! There'll be a next time! And, at least your not preggo with twins. Well, unless you ARE preggo with twins in which case at least you don't have Lynzii for a neighbor. Unless you DO have Lynzii for a neighbor in which case at least you don't have a frumpy lame SIL Ruth. Unless you DO, in which case at least you don't have to keep helping a thankless spinsty friend Yvette.

Unless you are all of those things in which case your freaking me out.

Ugh. Am I seriously still preggers!?

25 comments:

Bridget said...

OH, DARN!

Alisa said...

I didn't win and my poor sweet heart is once a again broken but I don't need that oober cute stuff anyway. I'm delicious just the way I am because I don't live next to Linzii or have to help a spinsty friend or a lame SIL. I rock!! Can't wait for the next giveaway.

debbie said...

I know you wanted me to win, but wanted the give- away to look completely random. You can have those babies now because March Madness is comepletely over now that BYU lost.

Michael and Megan Gery said...

fallopians... i'm dying here. i love you TAMN!

tobymine said...

Um, TAMNers, it is seriously time to pop those feti out. Just sayin'.

Nikki said...

can this day get any werse?

Mhana said...

OK I've never been prego so I totally feel it is appropriate for me to give you some advice. Member how on Friends Rachel was all sad on the due date because she liked being pregnant and thought she would miss it? Then when she was a week overdue she freaked out and wanted that baby out? Well I feel like until you are a week overdue for full term for one baby then you have no right to complain and it wouldn't be very sassy or cool like Rachel. So maybe you should think about how complaining makes you seem like a bad mother. I bet Lyndzii never did, I bet she rejoices in her fruitful womb.

Sarah's blog... and I guess our newlywed blog that I update like twice a year. said...

Tamners, your so writechous and giving. Even though i dint win, i know it's important to fill like the pionears every once in a while to remember why I'm glad i'm not really a pionear.

Ugh about the preggers thing. 24 days a weigh though! Is the hubster doing a cute countdown for you? like 24 roses today, 23 roses tomorrow, and so on? Cause thats what my hubster has been doing... *frownsmile* i'm sure JJTW just shows his lurve in other ways...

Bee and Rose said...

Yay for the winners! Congrats!

Sarah said...

I am frownfrowning that I lost again. I'm doomed to a life of frumpy diaper bags.

:(

jhjonze said...

THANK YOU! I'm pregnant and in need of a make over!

Steve, Brie, Carson, & Landon said...

I love it, thanks so much TAMN!

Joy said...

Lamers, i didn't win anything, therefor i don't heart you or anyone eltse anymore.

TaLaisa said...

Woot! I am so excited!! I'm emailing you right now (rightthisverysecond). Because I have mad multi-tasking skills.

Thank you!

The Powells said...

there is always next time! I didn't get my hopes up...too much!Though my fingers and toes will have cramps for days since they have been crossed for so long! :) Good Luck with those babes!

Tina said...

Uggghhh! The universe hates me.

The Jeppsen 5 said...

Oh my heck! I dinnent win! I hope all my way cute preggo friends don't stop being my frenz after we all pop our fetis our becuz I'm the only one who doesn't have a oober cute diaper bag!!!

Oh, and I totally agree with the comment before about Rachel on Friends...don't be a bad mom before you're even really a mom!!

Jennifer said...

poop, i didn't even cheat on my fast. i guess this wasn't part of the plan.

Liz said...

TAMN, you rock! Thank you so much! And I am now officially validated. My life has meaning! :)

Judith said...

Your comment about the weight of your twins made me laugh. My daughter delivered twins that weighed 8 pounds each. S'riously. Love your hilarious blog.

Stephanie said...

You must be so super healthy to still have twins in your righteous womb.

Token Asian Friend said...

TAMN, it's been like 32 hours since you las blogged. Are those babies out yet?

Flinders Family said...

You know what's crazier than being preggo with twins, a Lynzii for a neighbor, etc, etc? My friend did in-vitro a few times and it always failed, so this time the brainy doc put 3 little eggs in her and two split, so now she's got 5 babies growing in her belly! She needs to win some awesome stuff because she will have to feed 5 babies, and change 5 babies diapers, and get her beauty sleep interupted by 5 babies in the middle of the night all at once! What can we do to make her life easier???

Lyndsey said...

OHHH TAMN! Your blog and give aways are such tender mercies!

Mandie Green said...

Stupid universe! Ugh!