my big day, Part I

THERE HERE!!

Thanx to JJWT for pitch-hitting for me on our blog, thanx to each and every one of you who left me awesome comments! lurve you a billion! Ok, I have to seriously cover this in parts or I'll never get through it bc I'm a rEaL mOm now and busy but hello, need to journal my big day. It was the hardest and yet easiest thing of my life, does that make sense? I totally get parenthood now.

Natural childbirth is soooo peaceful slash rewarding.

Soooo lets start @ the beginning. Last week I was like 12 months preggo, buying my time til the feti would exit, getting pedis and going to lunch while thinking about my hardships. My first water-brake thought was i'm sooo greatful not to have april fool's day babies, my second thought was omgosh everyone's going to see my choo-chee, my third thought was yesss, they can announce it THIS sunday instead of waiting til after confrince, my fourth thought was holy crap I better get ready!


So, showered then blowdried my darling/ginorm hair then flat-ironed and then VERY carefully wrapt each strand of hair around the curling iron so it turned out all sassy long and loose. The labor pain was sooo unbareable but this was my first official act as a rEaL mOm, took forever but seriously worth it, these pics are gonna be around a looooong time and no offense, but my mom looks gross and tired in the pics from my birth and cropping her out for my wedding vid was just sad, so I wanted to protect the feti from that. I was already such a mama bear!!

My cramped garden womb was a fist of cringy tightness but still thinking of others I took time to text the RS pres that it looked like we'd be home Sunday nite so she'd probably want to pick up our Rio the night before, then we prayed that no matter what else happens we'll be happy as long as they have hair, then threw my lipgloss and tutus {just in case they were both girls} in my anthro hospital bag and FertileBuns and me were off to the hospital.

too be continued...