March 26, 2009

uh oh.

Ok, so I

ate garlicky pineapple

on a bumpy road

on the way home from bowling

and then

VirileNugget and me nuzzled like crazy

on the trampoline

after doing tons of dance dance revolution

and thanx for all you're advice guys bc seriously...

I either just P'd my teensy pants or my water broke.

90 comments:

Mel said...

Oh. My. Gosh. Am I the first to squeal out a congratulations?!

Andrea said...

OMG TAMN!!!! You're gonna be a mom! Like, the best mom ever...WAY better than Linz. Congrats! :)

amyharrisonphotography said...

PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super L said...

Holy COW you better get to that hospital NOW, because you KNOW you are going to have those babies in the car on the way there!

{ashley b} said...

woo hoo tamn! push girl. push!

kristen said...

all i can say is that you better not have an epidural tamn, cuz your nothing if you don't go natural!!
yayyyy!!! i'm going to be an e-bestie aunt!

Johnny Metropolis said...

If it is urine... then you just need to drink some castor oil, and do a little more dance dance.

Good luck.

Brittny said...

oh em gee. So excited for you TAMN! Now you can finally relax with the rest of us new moms! (like commenting on blogs while feeding your babies at 4am...)

Christa said...

WoW wOw WOW! I'll be there in the virtual waiting room balloons and teddy bears in hand!

Tiffany said...

What? No castor oil?

The Kindle Family said...

Your having twins and you got this far? Are you really having twins? Well good luck!

Janelle said...

Are you going to do live blog updates from the hospital on your iphone? You HALF to tell us the birth story (with all the deets) as soon as their bourne.

Janelle said...

Are you going to do live blog updates from the hospitle from your iphone? You HALF to tell you're whole birth story as soon as their bourne (spare no deets)!

my stay-at-home-momma drama said...

OMG

Nikki said...

no epidural, TAMN. Mom's like you don't even break a sweat in labor!

Kemi said...

"VirileNugget"?

*snort*

MaryBeth said...

I can't believe you just admitted possible wet pants, but I'm hoping it will be overshadowed by babies!

Rachel said...

oh em gee, I am so fetching excited for you! Mostly so we can go out for virgin margs again. Which one of the Mia Maids is babysitting for gIrLs nItE!! on Saturday? You have totally earned some YOU time after such a hard pregnancy.

Michael and Cordie said...

YAY!!!!!!! Can't wait to see your beautifulest babies!

keighty said...

You should totally liveblog from your iPhone.

H.K. said...

Wow...Brings back memories! My advice, take lots of towels.

The end of a long pregnancy is finally here!

Karilynn said...

Hooray! You made it past 37 weeks! You really do have a righteous womb.. but don't your kiddos know that march madness isn't over yet? ;o) I'm sending you good birthing vibes right now. Just remember that you were born to do this!!!

Wendy said...

Well, everyone knows that only serious frumps p in their pants, so it's gotta be your water breaking! woohoo!!!

Rebecca said...

I am soooooo super dooper exsited for you! Don't worry, it won't hurt, much. Like some people are such wusses. Trust me, you won't fill a thing!

Chelsea said...

Yay TAMN! I can't wait to see pics of the cutest twins ever!

Emma said...

OMG!!! POST FROM UR iphone! DO OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE!!!

Marci and Morgan said...

VirileNugget- classic.

jamie said...

YEs! You should totally have your hairstylist and the rest of your entourage on call so you can look even MORE perfect for all of those cute can't-believe-you-just-had-twins pictures!

Token Asian Friend said...

TAMN-if you did your Kegels, then it is NOT (p). Go, girl, GO!!!

Z's Wife said...

OH.

MY.

GOSH!

I really really hope that we get to hear the birth story like any minute or I might P myself too.

Kamity said...

Wow, that was a lot of hard work. If I had to do that, I would die before I'd be able to get my water to break!!

Hope you don't have 36-hour labor!!

Casey and Jeannie said...

OMG TAMN...Please tell me you have time to stop for a pedi.

Little Lovables said...

Oh yay TAMN! Don't forget to look in the mirror as your pushing... it helps way tons to "visualize" the finish line.

Nerd Goddess said...

Yeah TAMNers! And you can brag that your darling feti's just loved your wombgarden WAY more than Linzi's gross triplets loved hers! Which is why they took so long!

Here's to a 20 minute, pain free, all natural birth!

The Jeppsen 5 said...

Wow, Tamn! Your water broke!! I'm so glad you blogged before having those babies...it can't be ALL about them ALL the time!

The G Fam said...

Oh my heck Tamners! What if it was actually pee, and they like send you home, and now you've annnounced to all the world you peed your pants? I agree with one of the gals above: your twinners had better be on theor way so that they can overshadow the "pee" event! Best of luck, scream a lot because than you will get what you want. BTW, did you bring the 12 copies of the 5-page birthing plan?

The Powells said...

So I have a few words....Limit Visitors...thats the best advice I got. JJWT and You will enjoy those babys more and you will get the rest you need. Just consider JJWT your "bouncer" for entrance to your room. lol
Love and congrats from Texas!!

The Vigh Household said...

OMG TAMN! They are coming! They will be so cute, but fer-sure not nearly as cute as you. But the cutest by far over any other twinners. Can't wait! I bet you'll look so glam in your makeup and pedi. One, maybe two pushes, painless ones of course, and you will get to play dress up! Good luck!

The Vigh Household said...

OMG TAMN! They are coming! They will be so cute, but fer-sure not nearly as cute as you. But the cutest by far over any other twinners. Can't wait! I bet you'll look so glam in your makeup and pedi. One, maybe two pushes, painless ones of course, and you will get to play dress up! Good luck!

The Vigh Household said...

OMG TAMN! They are coming! They will be so cute, but fer-sure not nearly as cute as you. But the cutest by far over any other twinners. Can't wait! I bet you'll look so glam in your makeup and pedi. One, maybe two pushes, painless ones of course, and you will get to play dress up! Good luck!

Jacque said...

HOLY NIGHT!!!!!
TAMNERZ here they come!

PUSH!

Lara said...

That's a total bummer. If it were me, I'd make them stay put for another week. March's birth stone is washed out, unsparkly, semi-precious Aquamarine. And April's? Well, April's birth stone is a girl's best friend. And you'd be having TWO children with diamond birthstones, giving you the right to double diamonds for the next, like, forty years. Too bad you didn't think about that before the pineapple.

debbie said...

If your water broke...drive to the hospital in your mother in law's car.

NIKOL said...

Lara totally has a point about the birthstones. Too bad.

Erin said...

VirileNugget is the best nickname yet.

Chels said...

Cant wait to see the most beautifulist babies in the WHOLE WORLD! Looking forward to the announcement too... ahah!

Allison said...

Love the blog...my sister got me hooked! I think you have hit every personality that bugs! Yes, all my kids are adopted...I'm not that easy! Good luck with the twins...and losing all that weight!

Scarlett said...

So exciting! Good luck! And I hope you brought your pre-preggo clothes to the hospital. You will SO fit in them when you go home!

Kara Miller said...

OMG! TAMNERS!! You're gonna be a mom!

it's me, andrea. said...

Everyday I get more and more scared of the baby widgets. I'm glad the twins will be way hotter and righteouser than that.

burnettslife said...

When you update from your iphone, plz tell us how you got through it all without breaking a sweat, ew. I'd like some tips for next time. Congrats, and I can't wait to hear how it goes!

MidCityGal said...

I can't wait to see the obligatory "mommy in the hospital gown" photo sitting up in the hospital bed holding your precious wrapped burritos. Your blog won't be complete without it.

Emily said...

YAY!!!

Time to open some sparkaline cider!!!

We totally can't wait to hear ALL the detells!

Kayleigh said...

Holy crap! This is SO incredible!!! Lynz has nothing on you. You're going to rock motherhood....and your twins will be lots cuter.

Brandon said...

This is gonna be good.

*popcorn

Aonika and Richard said...

Yay you! Such a trooper to let everyone know before you go... Good luck and stuff! Can't wait to see pics of the no longer feti anymore... :D

Motion DeSmiths said...

I'm going to place my bets on "P'd" your teensy pants. What with the twins doing doing Dance Dance Revolution on top of your teeny bladder filled with diet coke? Who could blame you? Don't worry TAMN. I won't tell Lynzi.

Kayleen the Violinist said...

What? No membrane stripping?? Oh well - guess you have it easier than the rest of us. Congratz!

myimaginaryblog said...

SO exciting! Can't wait to here all the deets! Just wish my baby would stop crying and wanting to nurse all the time so I could sit here by the computer clicking refresh and watching for updates! I swear I think she is trying to annoy me no purpose! I hope your babies won't be so demanding!

RobandMercedi said...

THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Claire! said...

Aaaahhh TAMNers!!! I hope JJWT liveblogs from the hospital! Minute by minute updates!

Sarah's blog... and I guess our newlywed blog that I update like twice a year. said...

what does Virile mean? i hope its not something dirty, TAMNERS! you gotta keep a good invoroment for the fetuses!! cause it sounds kind of dirty.

any ways, congrats, lady! hopefully you remembered to slater on the makeup and shave so you dont look like a total frump in the pictures...

SRA said...

Hold on until 12:01 AM Saturday...then your babys and I can share the same b-day. It would be the honor of a lifetime.

Michelle said...

I am going to pee my pants in anticipation!! Get the epidural now!

Kate said...

Goody! You'll be back in your teeny uber cute clothes like, two hours after labor. Spare us the grody det's, though.

Elizabeth said...

TAMN! Don't forget, Epi rhymes with Pedi!

Larsen's said...

I am excited for you!! Can't wait to see the little ones!

Heidi Ashworth said...

Do you already have everything set up with People magazine for first photos of the feti?

Matt and Jennae Porter said...

VirileNugget? I just p'd my teensy pants too! Holy crud TAMN, here they come!!!

thecapitall said...

Oh my AwEsOmE!!!! Totes sending you some positive universe energy you're way, darling!!!!!

Heather said...

Here's a tip. The ginormous mirror they give you is excellent for a mid-pushing hair/cosmetic touch-up. You don't want the first impression the fetis have of you to be all wilty & smeared.

AJ said...

Woo-Hoo! PUSH! BREATHE! PUSH some more and BREATHE some more! Actually now that I think about who I'm talking to, I bet those brilliant feti will just crawl out on their own and you won't even break a sweat!

Sariah said...

Like no freakin' way! *cute squeal*

Ashley said...

Did you take your skinny jeans with you to the hospital? You'll totally fit in them.

Deon said...

Now brace yourself--don't have a conipsion or anything if both of your feti turn out to be like, um, well, like two boys instead of a prince and a princess. Just sayin'. Your dtd never really did confirm, did he?

GladysIcanbee said...

"Virile Nugget" I guess so, nuzzling crazy outside on a trampoline in this cold weather? dang. He's virile.

Stephanie said...

Holy Gosh! I was only slightly more excited about the birth of my own kids! Don't even worry; there's no pain.

Lizzy said...

Ewwwww gross. What if you really just p'd your pants!?!

Bar M U said...

Wow. Be prepared, the trip to the hospital is JUST like you see on the movies. Your husband rushes out to the car, remembering the suitcase but forgetting the wife. Then you better run all the red lights because you'll be delivering the baby in the car if not!!

Jennifer said...

For your sake TAMN I hope your water really did break bc I made the embarassing mistake of going to the Hosp thinking my water broke only to find out I really did just pee my pants. Good Luck I don't care what anyone says. Don't be a hero GET THE EPIDURAL. The babies will get here just the same and your perfect hair du won't get so messed up and you won't look so sweaty and frazzeled in your maternity pics

tracie said...

Aquamarines ARE pretty. Just make sure the birthstone is at least 6 carats. With diamonds on the side. Think that all through labor. And my friend S just had a baby, and she said contractions were the WORST. THING. EVER. (Her husband had scratch marks all over his arms... maybe you should cut your nails really quick?)

Brittany Ann said...

AH! Congratulations! Here comes two beautiful babies.

Emma said...

I am checking this blog every four minutes. HURRY UP AND HAVE THE BABIES! Plz! I will die!!!!

Yes this is my second comment, like I said, every four minutes!

Jillybean said...

I hope you called all of your best friends and remembered to text all of your Mia Maids so they can meet you at the hospital.
I'm sure you'll want as many friends in the delivery room as possible. (more people to pay attention to you :)

liliblogs said...

EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE!

Little Lady Cakes said...

DON'T forget to FILM this!

Sarah's blog... and I guess our newlywed blog that I update like twice a year. said...

tAMN you frump, why havent you updated your blog yet? you are being very selfish by keeping us waiting like this. is that how you want to kick off your new family?

Emma said...

Oh, and TAMNers? Don't listen to the negative people above. Of course it is a boy and a girl, and of course your water broke, you are TAMN! Things like that just DON'T happen to people as fabulous and richus as you. Good luck and hears to a painless birth!

krissy said...

Pretty sure you just P'd your pants.

Lyndsey said...

Oh JJWT your post was such a tender mercy. I stopped, kneeled down and gave thanks that I am single!