April 9, 2009

Mo-Matchelor!!!

Guys!! I know you seriously thought bc of preggo brain I forgot about the Mo-Matchelor but I didn't, I was just busy squeezing out the two darlingest twins in America! Anyways I got sooooo many swoonariffic entries it was IMPOSSIBLE to pick just one, so I went with TWO, but trust me I could of picked like thirty!

Spinsties and overbearing mothers of spinsties, listen up!

Meet the two Mo-Matchelors of 2009!!

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Here's Micah!

Nominated as one of DC's Hottest Interns for 2006, 28-almost-29-year-old Micah stands 6'1" and hobnobs with Mo-elite, such as Senator Hatch, and serves his fellow men here and in Guatemala and Africa. He is a triathlon racing, bike spinning, Kilimanjaro climbing, stallion of a man. Graduating from GW Law School, Micah's future plans include becoming a JAG officer and marrying the future President of the Officer's Wives Club. Can anyone say "First Lady of the United States Air Force?" But, while he's in court, he'll be texting you on his iPhone all day long, in Japanese and English, then iBlogging about his love for you.
-- nominated by Token Asian Friend



Here's Steve!

Blond. Handsome. Confident. Clever. Tender. Sensitive. Social. Wealthy. Witty. Flirtatious. Adventurous. Playful. Employed. Responsible. Twenty-six. Inexplicably single. 5'10". Returned Missionary. Symphony aficionado. World traveler. Rock climber. BYU Valedictorian. Boston marathon runner. Champion of board games. Tamer of unruly nephews. Preferred playmate of princess nieces. Fantastic future father. Speaks Chinese and Spanish. Reads Latin. Catches frisbees. Devours classical literature. Hikes mountains. Cleans up after roommates. Maintains high standards. Spends money on girls. Saves money on everything else. Cooks like a pro. Composes poetry. Plays the piano. Buys flowers. Magnifies calling. Wants a wife. Needs TAMN!
--entry from his cousin Liz

shriiiiiek! Do these guy's sound like total catches or WHAT? Should you or someone you know go out with these righteous hotties? Location update: BOTH of these gentlemen travel the world and call several states home so location is seriously so flexible.

For a chance to date one of these future AngelNuggets, either comment on this post or email seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com with "Mo-Matchelor: Micah" or "Mo-Matchelor: Steve" in the subject line describing in 100 words or less why you {or someone you know!} should get a chance to date one or both of these stallions. Entries will be accepted til Friday April 17 at 5 PM. I'll pick the top few and then my e-BFFs can vote and together we'll find a lurve connection!

I love service.

82 comments:

Lyndsey said...

Micah is my home teacher ladies! Totally magnifies his calling girls! Seriously so righteous!

Susan said...

for realz?! Where do these boys live?! Maybe my sister needs one for herself! (only beacuse your righetousness is already married!)

Teri said...

Girl you just never stop giving! Way to help all the spinster sisters out there!

Jane @ What About Mom? said...

Is it okay if we're just "seperated" from our love nuggets? We might get back together again, but I can put that off until after the contest.

Linds said...

I think you should choose my amazing friend Ashley Moosh to date Bachelor number 2. She's a hot, smart, Russian-speaking, MA holding (well almost), righteous, funny, laid-back, chica who makes every person she encounters feel like a million bucks. Whenever I hang out with her I know that I won’t spend one second of our time together bored or wishing I was elsewhere.

Heidi Ashworth said...

Sooo, I'm assuming I have to be single to qualify as a date? (Nuts!)

Sarah's blog... and I guess our newlywed blog that I update like twice a year. said...

Tamn~ are these hotties in zion? where do they live? i have a spinsty friend that i want to nominate, but we're all the way out here on the east coast (aka sohdhom and gamorrah). thanks girl!

ps, these guys are total hotties. why didn't you do this BEFORE i got married?

Nancy said...

TAMN!!!
You are the best e-bff I have. I know I am merely your lowly token spinsty friend, but sriusly, U R 2 cute! I happen to be an opera and symphony loving bestest auntie in the world. I am not the tamer of my 15 nephews, I am the unruly dragon that they tame so they can rescue their princess sisters. Too bad I am a little older than that adoreable and employed-muffin Steve.

Jessica said...

Wowzas! Well done! I'm going to go write my nomination e-mail right now!

The Boob Nazi said...

I only wish I were secure enough to nominate myself. Then again, how tall are they? That's my number 1 quality I look for! RM? Psssshh

Rach said...

SHUT UP! This is going to be so fun. They are both hot and seem fantastic. WAY TO GO TAMN! I'm emailing my nomination in a sec AND can't wait to see how all this plays out!

kris said...

HUBBA HUBBA!

The Werner Family said...

I am going to pray about this...and then I will let you know who I find for these guys! Nothing better than personal revelation that blesses others lives :)

Jaymie and Donna Jones said...

Ok so you should totally pick my sister Stephanie! She is way awsome and so deserves the chance to date one of those awsome guys!!! She is 27. She loves books, movies, and life. And totally get this she was a flight attendent for a while so she has been to alot of places too, they would have sooooooo much to talk about!!!! She is the coolest girl ever!!! PLEASE PICK STEPHANIE!!!!!!

thecapitall said...

Reasons why all you lovely eBFFs should consider picking me to go out with one of these dashing gents:

I am single!
I am not psycho!
I am 5'4", and therefore pretty much guaranteed not to be taller than them.
I dispel awkwardness.
I am easy to be entreated.
I am ambitious.
I am an optimist.
I am really awesome at writing just-vague-enough lists so as to successfully retain a degree of internet anonymity.

Sam Lentz said...

We also nominated Steve. He's legit. Perhaps our entry did not even do him justice. He is a man among boys--in a good way.

Brittany said...

TAMN! I am SOOO proud of you for picking Steve! I nominated him too! I actually dated him for a bit and he is SUCH a wonderful guy! He introduced me to his best friend, and we got married...haha. Seriously girls, Steve is a catch!!! Such an incredible man! GO STEVE!!!!!!!!

Carrie said...

I have to put in a plug for Steve! He's my cousin, and ladies, you don't want to miss this amazing opportunity that TAMN has so generously provided!

K A T E M A R I E said...

Are they future mission president worthy? I mean "First Lady of the United States Air Force" IS indeed impressive, but...well, eternity and gospelly stuff is so much more important, ya know, right?

HUGZZZZZZZ

Stephanie said...

How old are these men? Are single moms allowed to respond?

JenB said...

TAMN. Could you pleeze say how old Micah is? I'm a cougar n everythin but I wanna know if I'm on the hunt. Thanx!

GladysIcanbee said...

Seriously, if my sister Kristine takes Steve and Lyndsey, my friend, it's your b-day tomorrow, grab that hottie Micah!

Marisa said...

What about the bro-spinsties that don't have much going on for them? Don't they deserve an EC companion too? One that equals their lameness?

Brandice said...

How is Steve blond? Am I color blind?

Paula said...

Micah looks remarkably like one of my exbf's. I'm off to spy on his myspace page to see if it's his brother...

Petra said...

Oh, no way, I can't believe I know these guys. I've been friends with Steve for ages and therefore must fully endorse his nomination--he's the most impressive person I know, and that's saying something.

Brittany said...

KATE MARIE-

Steve is without a doubt future mission president worthy!!

Jauni said...

Ok so I just heard about this blog and I love it. Needless to say one of my friends thinks I need a date lol. I emailed you some stuff about me. These guys seem awesome.

Jauni said...

Ok so I just heard about your blog through a friend and love it!! Obviously my friend wants me to get a date lol. I emailed a reply and was just wondering how tall the guys are? I am 5 9 and seem to be taller then they guys that ask me out lol.

Claudia said...

I totally want to nominate my spinsty sister, but I need to know: How tall are they??? I've got height requirements (because she's tall!!)

Brittany said...

FYI Steve is way hotter in person. These pictures don't do him justice!!

Mellifera said...

I happen to know that Steve is a VERY accomplished furniture re-arranger. Girls: you should totally ask him about it. If he says he doesn't know what you're talking about, you can jog his memory with the magic words "picnic table" and "freshman year."

Lurve,
The Tabers

Amazon Woman said...

Is there anyway a height could be added to these Mo-Machelor contestants descriptions?
Because seriously single super models do read your blog ;)

Brezack Family said...

I would luv it if my beautiful single daughter dated one of your ritejust batchlures...I think "Steve" would make a perrrfect SIL!
My daughter Chrisi is a senior at UNL (Nebraska) studying Animal Science and is VP of YSA's! She will be an amazing catch for any future nuggetEC!
jillbrezack@aol.com

Sassy Cassie said...

Shoooooot. Hotties.
Pick me.

Kellie said...

I want to nominate my spinsty sister in law for Steve. She's way smart, way into all that performing art stuff, travels the world, and loves board games, too. She also needs a nice guy to spend money on her. Vote for Laura!

ramsam said...

I don't know who is going to find them, but I know it will be totally meant to be!

Jen and Ty said...

I can't imagine a better nominee than Micah. Any girl who gets to go on a date with him is one lucky spinstie. He is seriously the most awesome guy I know (besides my husband...who is a lot like him).

Token Asian Friend said...

Micah is 6'1", and he is sensative, funny, intelligent, and always has a book off the shelf. So he's not just any stallion, he's a book-worm teddy-bear of a stallion!

Brittany Ann said...

Okay, my aunt MUST date one of these guys. She's gorgeous, and tall, she own her own house, her own car. She's a BYU-I grad, who now works in surgery at a hospital. She coaches and plays volleyball. She's 28, and seriously goal oriented. These guys sound perfect for her!
Congrats on the twins again!

Kerry said...

This is going to be f-u-n. SERIOUSLY.

Wells said...

TAMN, your so rightchus to work on getting these menaces out of society's way!
Seriously, Steve is my cousin too and I also nominated him--how many nominations did he get?! But he totally deserves the best future sister mission president. I think he's 5'10" or 11". And he was blond as a kid, but it's gone darker now.

chubby poultry said...

Oooh. If Steve's grampa is single, I'm like waaaay interested, (but only if Steve inherited his brains and stuff from there.) ;P

Lara said...

Micah is my cousin. Way cool, WAAAAY smart. Don't worry though, all boys like hott ditzy girls, so you're all still in the running!!

The Jensen Family said...

Ooookay. My roommate set me up with her cousin who I’ve been happily married to for eight years now so it’s about time I returned the favor. She is the ultimate spinsty, because she’s a funny, smart, modest, latin-dancing RM who’s completed a zillion years of school and now is a counselor. She worked at a battered women’s shelter for the last several years so she saw a lot of creepos and what awful things they were capable of, and needs her faith in good guys reaffirmed which is where Mo-matchelor comes in! Tamn you’re the best e-bff possible!Lurvz!!!

Mina said...

They look great, but not for me, thanks. Not only am I married, but I have a back-up. I just found out that Will Smith is my soul mate. Facebook told me so. For rills.

Kelsey said...

I'm nominating my dearest friend Becca. Why should she meet this totally awesome hunkies? Well because she is 22 so borderline spinsty! And i love her so much that I need to prevent this from happening! She lives in Zion but goes to the (other) school so needs an RM to save her! Total flexible babe who dances and makes amazing bird calls. She does not hide her light under a bushel and totally shares those hidden talents. She is THE perfect. EC!

Madry Family said...

I have two girl cousins who would be perfect for them. One graduated form USU in accounting and works for Intermountain healthcare. And the other one graduated from BYU and Noter Dame in accounting also and works for Ernst and Young in Cali. They are both way cute and very succesful! I think you should hook them up with a great date! They deserve to meet a nice guy who has his stuff together!!

The Singlutionary said...

TAMN. I want Micah, PLEASE!I am a really big spinsty. I am *gasp* almost older than Micah so this might be my last chance EVER at love. I am not a mormon but I would totally convert pre-date if that was important. I am also half Asian so of course his texts in Japanese would be even dearer to my hart since my genetics leave me predisposed to immediately comprehend every asian language.

Allison and Mason: said...

Will being on this contest allow me to become famous and perhaps be on other shows like Dancing with the Stars at BYU or the biggest loser American Fork? I'm in it for the fame.

Jennifer said...

These guys are sooooo cute and rightchus. I bet they both drive jeeps too and are definitly bishopbric material as soon as they find the right one.

jess said...

Too bad I'm turning spinsty and turning in my mish papes... :)

Missy said...

Pick me! I am perfect for StEVe! I am 26, a third grade teacher, funny, and if he's interested, he can check out my blog :)

Kirsten said...

I love that Micah! Seriously, I knew him way back when he was just an undergrad with me. And well, he's a catch. I vote for everyone to go out with Micah.

taylorgiddens said...

wow, i haven't seen steve since he was my trainer on the mission in taiwan, but that sounds about right. i don't know if i've ever seen anyone as motivated and capable. talk about intensity. and when he left taiwan he left me his waffle maker. talk about an awesome guy!

Melinda said...

Are you going to pick 25 girls each, and then let Steve and Micah eliminate them one at a time? And do they have to wear modest bikinis for the hot tub dates?

Naterade said...

I have known Steve for 8 years and seriously ladies, he is awesome. He was also my roommate for two years after our missions. He travels quite a bit for work, so it doesn't really matter where you or your nominee is. Steve might fix it so he can swing by (seriously, anywhere in the country). There is no one I could recommend more highly than Steve. He will make you feel like a million bucks!

White's said...

I totally just sent an email about my AWESOME Sister in law!! PLZ read and consider. I will be so =0( if you don't! I have her blog, but it is not working. So email me and I will get it. She is too cute to miss out on!!

ideas said...

Micah is kind, smart, and a genuine good person. I hope some lucky ladies get to meet him.

theFinn said...

So how does this thing work, anyway? I think that the guys should get to talk to all of the top few, and eliminate them one by one. Otherwise, it isn't a REAL bachelor!

rachel merkley said...

how about puttin my sis on this blog since she's a spinster at 21, almost 22 and isn't even close to getting engaged!

ashes said...

Relief Society hottie of a sister looking for an EC that sees the potential in me like I see the potential in him. Lover of movies & cuddling. Reader of Lemony Snicket & Koontz. M.Ed in School Psychology…saving the world one child at a time. Also taught Psychology and Theatre. Arts are my passion. Love puzzles, games & challenges. Long locks and longer legs (but only 5’6”). Languages of Love=touch & quality time. Love to travel, cook & host parties (=great politician’s wife). Secret joy for witty marquees & sharp pencils. I kiss better than I cook. :o)

Katia said...

Just sayin' that there needs to be a mo-matchelor for the pre-mi boys.... b/c most of them don't date like they should!!!!! Anyway, then I could date THEM... These ones are too too old for me in a way that's definitely unrighteous... Besides all the pre-mi's need a girl to WRITE/WAIT for them!!!!!!!!!!! So, please TAMN, I need you!

Anonymous said...

Hey TAMN, this may be weigh out of line, but wood you ever consider hosting a No-Mo-Matchelor contest? Cause seriously, I have the best spinsty sister ever, and she's right here in Zion, and she tots loves Jesus, but she's a No-Mo. Now before you say no out of richousness, hear me out. I think I remember a couple years ago at conference the topic was being nice to No-Mo's. So will you do it, please?!!!!! I know that No-Mo service is like, so 2 years ago, but a trend-setter like you could def bring it back. It could be like a tribute to all the lost souls who faithfully follow your blog. And one more reason, Mo-Spinsties already have like 35 RS ladies working on the hook-up, and No-Mo's don't have those kind of resources. Please consider it, TAMN, cause I think it would be a great way to let your lite do a crossover! Kind of like how Taylor Swift's songs aren't only played on country stations anymore.

Jessica said...

I am not even sure how I stumbled across this site but I am single and would LOVE a date with either of those boys. If I had to pick perhaps Micah because of the Asian element. I taught english in china twice, teach First Grade, and am an AVID fan of college basketball (all college sports really)....

Elissa said...

I would like to nominate my sister Rosie for Micah:

She is 23, 5' 10", blond, beautiful, got her bachelors degree in cello performance, studied abroad in France, speaks fluent French, some German, some Chinese, the second of 12 kids, has traveled the world--all over Europe and Egypt. And she's finishing her MBA this spring!

Mutation's Cantation said...

Micah is amazing!!! any of you would be lucky to date him!!

Brooklyn said...

Hey! Micah's my brother! What's he doing on here? Ha, ha, ha! That's awesome!

He's totally mission president worthy, I mean after all our Dad was a mission president so it's gotta like run in the genes doesn't it? ;)

I'm gonna be following this closely since one of these ladies might be my future sister-in-law! He, he!

Tiffani said...

How fun! What great guys to nominate. I actually know both of these guys... one from BYU the other from DC. Both are high quality! Small world. I think the world is smaller the longer you are single (and Mormon).

Josh n Betsie said...

I think my sister would love to go out with hottie number 1. Except is he for real? All the guys she goes out with are good looking but totally jerks and use her. She is a cute cute cute 22 year old who is a dental assisant and also went to school and graduated to be a pastry chef. Who wouldn't want someone who makes good treats?

Jen said...

now would these guys make a nice trip up to Canada to show this gal some love.. The only thing I've got to say Is that I've got a lot going for me. I'm up to try anything and I like to have fun. I may work in a library as my job but I'm smart, tall, kind, loyal, and honest. My calling at church is the Public Relations guru, (webmaster, email alert gal, sacrament meeting program maker, historian, photographer) I love meeting new people and making friends and now I'm realizing that I've not had a great date in a really long time.. in fact i talk about my last date in my blog! I love to have fun no matter what the circumstance. :)

Melissa Miller said...

I think you should pick my cousin, Anna! She is a hottie, and I can just see her with Micah! I posted some pictures of her here: http://mrsbossypants.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-cousin.html
...totally cute, I know! She teaches at a private school. Can you get anymore righteous??!!

Shelly Belly said...

I think you should choose my friend Tamara for Micah. She is absolutely amazing. She is so ready to be the First Lady of the Air Force. As an RS President she took care of both the men and woman's needs. She is such a terrific leader! She is always up for a good time especially with a man like Micah. Graduated from BYU and now exploring even greater education with Physical Therapy. Speaks many languages one being Portuguese.She will be one of the best mothers to her children. My friend Elizabeth should be chosen for Steve. Elizabeth is another one of the most amazing girls I know. She is a great cook, will be such a great mom to her children. She loves camping, hiking, bicycling. You name it she does it. She has competed in Triathlon's. She went hiking in the Grand Canyon, 16 miles in one day, down to the river and back. Has hiked the tallest Peak in Texas and has visited many State Capitols among traveling around the world while earning her PHD in Astronomy. You can't tell me there are any better girls then these two right here for these fine men.

Shelly Belly said...

I think you should choose my friend Tamara for Micah. She is absolutely amazing. She is so ready to be the First Lady of the Air Force. As an RS President she took care of both the men and woman's needs. She is such a terrific leader! She is always up for a good time especially with a man like Micah. Graduated from BYU and now exploring even greater education with Physical Therapy. Speaks many languages one being Portuguese.She will be one of the best mothers to her children. My friend Elizabeth should be chosen for Steve. Elizabeth is another one of the most amazing girls I know. She is a great cook, will be such a great mom to her children. She loves camping, hiking, bicycling. You name it she does it. She has competed in Triathlon's. She went hiking in the Grand Canyon, 16 miles in one day, down to the river and back. Has hiked the tallest Peak in Texas and has visited many State Capitols among traveling around the world while earning her PHD in Astronomy. You can't tell me there are any better girls then these two right here for these fine men.

PK and Doll said...

I have two... One girl for each guy, it's only fair.

Suzanne+ Micah= love at first blind date. Suze was a co-worker of mine. Has the cutest laugh in the world and makes everyone around her feel wonderful. She is really smart. Has a bachelors in Journalism and spends her free time working with HOSPICE--. A blonde bomb shell. Pick SUZ!!


Next Elba ray Sue-- or Jennifer Robbison. Elba is perfect for Steve... what more can i say. She is the greatest, most craftiest girl ever. She is a twin, cancer survivor and proud
Shih Tzu owner. When you need a lift, honest opinion or good-ole fashion fun call the Elbs! Oh yeah and she can cut hair and cooks great too:)


Since I nominated two eligible and wonderful sisters in zion... do i get a prize if eternal marriage happens? BRIDES MAID!

ceo said...

TAMN to the RESCUE.
Hi, PUH-leaze will you help me? I am not a spinsty, nor a spinsty's mother, I am a spinsty's LITTLE sister who is in fact already married to my own angelnugget. My sister is suuuuuper jealous that I am already married and further in the path of righteousness than she is and so she is dating/kissing/seriously thinking about marrying a total ICK. She is beautiful, talented, RM, 24 (gasp!), a world traveler, super fun and needs a lurve connection with someone like Micah. Now HE sounds like the perfect guy to help. Help me stop the potential wedding and help my OLDER spinsty sister, date/marry a winner!

marlamuppets said...

micah is a-dora-bull
if he wants to move to minnesota, he can take me on a date to the MOA (mall of america)

Cami D. said...

Well who needs ldssingles.com when you have TAMN! :) I am totally laughing that you put this on here. I am sort of embarrassed for them but being 33 and single at the same time...way to hook a brotha up! :) Hilarious - I hope they find their Princess Brides! :)

Erin Marie said...

I think you should pick me TAMN! I am a very sweet and fun spinsty! I got a little fat and depressed after my last breakup, but I am now well on my way to being a cute, "why is she not dating anyone??" spinsty. I would date either one of these beautiful boys. Thanks TAMN!

liliblogs said...

Re:myimaginaryblog said...
"I forgot to ask my spinsty sis if she wanted me to enter her -- durn! Maybe she'll show some gumshun and enter herself."


Shucks. I was so busy with thesis-editing and work and taking care of my brother who needed surgery (sorry!--I know, totally broke your how-to-find-your-own-jjwt rules by going to grad school) that I never entered the contest. Boo :(

amaree said...

Micah totally served in my mission (or we were in the MTC together?) How crazy is that?! Which mission in Japan did he serve in?

Ca.ll.y said...

I second Elissas nomination of Rosie.