May 19, 2009

but honestly i miss david archuletta

My most favorite vaycay, hands down and bar nun, is cruises. And this cruise is going awesome!!


Seriously guys I'm so tan its nasty, and am having so many {virgin...blush} pina caladas and am judging so many people at the buffet and shaken my tell feathers and all that. Trust me THIS IS AWESOME!

Oh yeah, I miss Lyvs and Tridgs so much I just bawl between massages and pedis. In case your reading this, love you!


Have to pause paradise though bc I all of a sudden realized that you guys might get the wrong i-dih about me and think I was lame and out of touch and not a hip young darling mom if I went a whole entire season w/o blogging about AMERICAN IDOL!


Would of been soooo embarassing!

Sooo, isn't it amazing? Whose your most favorite? Does Kris remind you of a hottie EFY councilor you wrote on his mish? Is it against the plan to cheer for the gay? OMGosh love them both!!


{blogged from my tanning oil splotched iphone on the carribbean }

35 comments:

Kerry said...

Wow.

You've done it again.

Annette Lyon said...

The big question is whether you'll be able to WATCH the finale this week when you're on the cruise! Missing it would be the ultimate tragedy.

Rach said...

Hahahah! Kris DOES look like the hottie EFY counselor! And I love "the gay."

kris said...

Seriously, TAMN, a whole season w/o an American Idol post was making me frowny for you. I wondered if you'd busted out mom jeans and everything.

Amy said...

Laugh my BUTT off! Great post Tamners.

Whitney R said...

I don't think I can comment on this post because I'm so incredibly jealous your getting tan on a cruise while I am just so pasty and my belly is getting huge.. so instead, I'll just say this:

"Sounds like so much fun! Can't wait to hear more about it!"

The Boob Nazi said...

I HATE American Idol. Does that make me a bad Mormon? I didn't even vote for Archie!!!! I know, I know. SO sad.

brossettelewis said...

Boob, you're ok. I've not watched AI either and I still hold a temple recommend.

agirlwho said...

For me it's all about the gay. Kris? Puhleese. I can't even watch him sing with his false humility.

Brittany Marie said...

Yeah, I miss Archie, but who I rilly miss seeing on National tv is the Mayor of Murray. With his WAY-AWESOME-and-not-creepy-or-imbarrassing-in-any-way handlebar stache.

Muum said...

fave? my fave WAS Danny Gookey. mostly because of his name, LoL...

bad puns aplenty with fun last name. for example, guess what Danny's fave dance is??? the Hokey-Pokey, of course ...
so I am sad he was eliminated. :(
more bad Gokey puns avail here:
http://muumsmusings.blogspot.com/2009/03/okey-dokey-american-idol.html

Token Asian Friend said...

Judging others is such a fun way to pass leisure time!

dharvey said...

LOL !! Too funny. Of course, it's against the plan to cheer for "those kinds of people." That's why the church worked so hard against Proposition 8. Anyone who wears guy-liner needs to go talk w/ the bishop. Seriously.
Have a wonderful time, love you, from D.

Jaclyn and Devan Swallom said...

I am so Jealous- Tridger and Aliviyah are so lucky to have such a young hip tan mommy.

kris and judd said...

Oh this season rips my hart apart! I love Adam best cause he was in Wicked (WICKED!!!!EEEEEEE!!!!!) and his singing is perdy, but Kris is so holesome, he rilly should be LDS. I'm so happy you FINALY blogged about American Idol!

Lynnette said...

"i-dih"


thank you.

wende said...

sometimes i wonder if i can still go to the celestial kingdom after i voted for DAVID COOK all season long last year. kris is our fave this year, i'm so nervous he's going to loose to the guy-liner dude. gross.

Whitney Teigan Lyman said...

TAMN! Who do you think would win out of Archie and Kris? I mean, they both remind me of EFY friends...

Sluzis said...

ADAM SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

michellejohnnie said...

I'm voting for Kelly Clarkson. I hope she wins!!!

Hillary said...

I don't want to judge what you do in your home (frownsmile), but we have prayerfully decided not to watch this season because there is a "gay"

Cristin said...

I love the fact that you abandoned your 1 month old twins to go on a cruise. Nice one, TAMN.

Jillian said...

"shaken my tell feathers" LOL!!
You almost missed your chance to blog about AI- good thing you were able to squeeze it in between bawling, pedis & massages!

Amanda said...

Archie is touring with Demi Lovato! ♥LOVE♥ it! They would make such a darling couple! But he needs to convert her and go on his mission before getting in a serious relationship Don'cha know?

linds said...

I'm all for Kris....so cute!

debbie said...

American Idle's only downside is that it's not on in the summer.Isn't music supposed to be art? Since when is art seasonal? Seriously, TiVo the thing and re-watch it in the middle of the day, instead of being outside, and getting hot and sweaty and gross.

shannon j said...

It's okay to like and vote for "the gay" on American Idol. Just make sure you don't vote for him to have any rights.

Trent!? said...

I love this blog more every day.

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

It's all about Adam (aka "the gay") and the only reason I can laugh about that ridiculous comment is b/c, as with most things in this blog, I realize there are those who actually feel/talk/act that way and of course those are the things that make this whole blog worth reading. It's one of those things that's sad yet hilarious at the same time. But, I don't need to tell you that.

Laura said...

Obviously, your offspring can read already. Have they started in the maths?

You can cheer for The Gays from a proper distance, but not up close because you might get some on you, which could easily spread to your precious-but-abandoned balls of smelly joy. And that of course would be the ultimate trail.

Mhana said...

Not to judge but I'm kind of upalled that you never wrote about dancing with the stars. HELLO?! Shawn Johnson YOUR FAVORITE MOUSE won last night and were you even cheering her on? I find that hippocritical. Or what about poor Melissa, 3rd runner up? AND the Batchelorette is on now and have we heard one peep from you? Nope. I feel like I don't get enough mindless recapping from my tv shows, I really like to hear YORE oppinions so I know who to judge. Lurve ya but you kinda dropped the ball on this one {frownsmile}.

Seriously, so blessed! said...

MHANA I AM ON A CRUISE! DON'T YOU THINK IT PAINS ME TO MISS THESE THINGS???????

Kathi said...

Oh My GOSH! Love love love Adam! And I was there TAMN! LASH NIGHT live to see the dress rehearsal and the live show! SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!
Who cares about eyeline! The guy can totally sing!

Tara said...

LOL!! i can't stop laughing... stop it...it hurts!

Matchbox Mom said...

wahoo!!! Love guys with eyeliner!!!! They are the best!!
No wait! You are the best!!!