June 26, 2009

from TAMNs inbox: you're emails

guys! normally i keep the meanie-mails to myself but here're a few i thought i would show you so you could be outraged w/ me!

**JJWT & me swear to you that these are all real, actual, unaltered emails recently recieved. I KNOW. I KNOW.


{get your cute-gasps of outrage ready}

How mean is this!?
I am going to stick my nose in your business where it doesn't belong, but I just can't keep silent. However I tell you this in all kindness & concern for the welfare of your children. If you want your children to be taken seriously as adults, please reconsider their names. If you want an Olivia, name her Olivia. But giving her a train-wreck spelling only gives her the headache of having to spell it 2 million times over the next 75 years. And in the end the name is still Olivia--wait, or maybe it's All-ah-vee'--ah, my mistake? (maybe). Tridger doesn't have any style or ring to it. Made up names & creative spellings almost always sound contrived & always make the parents look illiterate, but in the end it's the kids who have to live w/ the names. Sorry, I just couldn't sleep tonight without speaking for the defenseless children.
RUUUUDE! i prayed about those names and everything!!! Their adorable names, right? Sorry for wanting to be unique instead of lame. Do you have ANY idea how many Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicoles were in my class growing up!? The wood letters above there cribs look freakin' amazing.

How about THIS rude-head!?:
I don't meean this in a mean way. it is spelled grateful. not greatful. i couldn't tell if you were trying to be funny or not with the wrong spelling so i thought i would let you know.
Whatever, grammer nautzi. I went to HAIR SCHOOL not ENGLISH SCHOOL. Honestly, I'm not a namecaller but anyone who seriously cares is kinda a looser.

And seriously, this one made me cry.
why are you so full of yourself. i just get sick when i read your blog. all your bragging. people who brag are the unhappiest people. who really cares about your life. keep it to yourself. all my friend and i just sit around and laugh at your blog. oh by the way i am also lds and have probably a better life than yours but i dont have to brag about it. get a life.
YOU GUYS! IT'S NOT BRAGGING IF IT'S TRUE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I ROCK! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THIS HAPPY SLASH BEAUTIFUL!

Validate me.

161 comments:

J S said...

How annoying! I can't believe people would send you such rude e-mails! I enjoy your posts TONZ Tamn!!!

Claire Marie said...

oh god. I can't believe there are people who take your blog seriously. I mean, I know "seriously" is in the title, but... Please tell me you made these up.

Rach said...

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

I am dying. Please share more.

Rach said...

I mean, oh how sad, love you girl!

Vanessa said...

Oh my that last one was priceless....I gotta say though I want a blog from the real you ever since that interview on the news...or maybe this IS...I just wish I knew so I could feel like I connect more...ya know ya know? Although you seem to be doing pretty awesome blog wise with how you are doing it :)

Clairissa said...

Oh yes, PLEASE post more. I know you've gotta have some good ones to share. These are A-W-E-S-O-M-E, as are you, TAMN!

Sassy Cassie said...

Shesh. How rude are those people.

They obviously are jealous of the twins names, your creative style for spelling and even the fact that you rock hardcord.

I love your blog!!

Tammy said...

Ah, the last one is just so full of irony. Hahaha! She told you not to brag about your life and then went on to telling you how much better her life is, compared to yours. Pot, meet kettle.

Cheri said...

i just peed my pants.

Ashley said...

I seriously dont understand how people don't figure out that this is a satire blog... wow!

Kris and Megan Wright said...

you are kidding me! people must be super huge idiots to think this is real! haha oh my goodness, hopefully they read this post and all the comments!!

Trent!? said...

Oh dear. Your "whatever grammer nautzi" response might be my favorite of them all.

Oh dear.

JenB said...

TAMNers... that is horrible! These people obviously have frizzy hair and can't afford trips to lake Pal. They are just jealous of your awesomeness. I mean, honestlee. Rude! Grrr.

liliblogs said...

I have one think to say to those RUDE people. As you taught us, A look is the strongest kind of rebuke:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mYbM7qxX-Hw/SjvGOwiguRI/AAAAAAAABXM/yyTeF3menkU/s1600-h/lilifrownsmile.jpg

Ashley said...

I am cracking up! I seriously can't believe people take seriously so blessed seriously. Seriously.

Emily said...

That is too funny. Are those seriously real...I hope so. People are so sad. I have had rude/weird comments on my blog from time to time and I always wonder why people feel the need to correct or tell me how wrong I am.

What the?!???!

You blog makes me laugh...it helps me to make fun of my own silly blog.

Sarah said...

are those real???

Sarah said...

Aw, that's too bad they didn't notice that spelling test you got 0% on. I feel so sorry for the humor impaired.

Francis Family said...

I love your blog! I don't know if I have commented before but these are too funny to pass up. You are hilarious and I think it's funny how people are taking it so literal!

Christa said...

Are you kidding me? You swear those are real?
WOW.
That is just...WOW.

Laura said...

Dearest TAMN, don't listen to those haters! You're spelling is ahsum.

Jenni said...

This is my new favorite. I don't know how you keep coming up with this stuff.

Teryn said...

You want to hear a totally awsome name? My hubby met this lady the other day... La-A. How is it pronounced you say? "La-Dash-A" Duh! Right? She was totally irritated that nobody was getting it right. LOL LOL!

keighty said...

Oh, TAMN, I think those emails are all the validation you need. You're SO GOOD at what you do that the crazies come out of the woodwork and can't distinguish between what's real and what isn't. In the mental health field, we call those "delusions," so really, you should be doing the charitable thing and refer them to your LCSW sponsor and/or drugs (not the bad kind, but the good kind... the kinds that don't go against the WoW).

Amberdawn said...

For RUDENESS!

JorgenMan said...

I think I'm going to name my next daughter Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole, just for the wood lettering possibilities.

s.k.i.p. said...

i know.. win em over with even MORE ritechessness... they'll HAVE to be converted then:)

kris... said...

Sucks to be jealous - and gullible! That's just sad.

Anna said...

I bet that last one made you cry .... from laughter.... :)

Courtney said...

Please post more! Please! I know you get some great haters writing. I've read some of their comments! (My favorites are the ones that when you check out their blog, it is exactly what you would expect from a less blessed individual.)

That's Ms. Amy to You... said...

Sounds like 3 somebodies need a crooz/makeover from TAMN! Then they'l see how awesum/fun/uneek you and your blog REALLY are. It must be so hard to be so unappreciated/adorable all the time. The only answer for so much rudeness/ frownee faces is a Spa Day! The twinz are old enough to babysit themselves, right? Just turn on Baby Einstein and head out for a mani/pedi NOW. Poor TAMN, they're just jellus {frown smile}.

Smart Helm said...

Thanks so much for sharing... Those were awesome.

Are there more? I gotta know!

Annette Lyon said...

Hahahaaaaa!

I love it.

Adrianne Miller said...

I think you'd better go private. Keep the un-Christ-like people out!

Paula said...

dear people who send TAMN emails:

*frownsmile*

I realy appreciate your concern for TAMN and JJWT and thier precious womb fruit. They are SOO blessed. You know, if you don't like thier little bloggy, you don't have to read it. You can have your own blog where you talk about sad things that nobody wants to read about.

Love, Me

ps. there is some purple type in the sidebar entitiled "seriously so bleesed in the news" that you should check out.

NIKOL said...

Those haters should all be called to repentance.

Megan said...

If people are bothered by your blog, they shouldn't read it! Simple as that...

I commend you for bringing some joy and laughter into our lives and helping us take ourselves less seriously!

Token Asian Friend said...

Think of the irony: Real people making fun of fake people.

(Not that you're fake, TAMN.)

And I'm just laughing thinking about a group of girls who collectively don't get it and "just sit around and laugh at your blog."

Sad :[

Matt and Jennae Porter said...

Are those seriously real? Because I wouldn't be surprised either way. You are more than capable of coming up with funny emails like that! If they are real, for reals, the last one takes the cake. Anyone who is that directly judgmental against someone else but so dense as to not realize this is a JOKE needs some serious help!!

Anne said...

Hahahahahaha. Those are awesome.

Miss HoneyDew said...

Oh people on the internet. Can we say passive/agressive?! Don't listen to them. This is your blog and if they don't like what you have to say they don't have to read! You Go Girl!

Mrs. Simonsen said...

It is comical that people think this is real! Probably because they know girls in their ward just like this!

Mrs. Simonsen said...

It is comical that people think this is real! Probably because they know girls in their ward just like this!

The Boob Nazi said...

Awesome hahahaha
And I'll admit, the other day, I totally started spelling grateful greatful. I'm blaming you.

Casey and Jeannie said...

Oh TAMN. *shaking head* It's almost like they are judging you. And that's not cool.

Thank goodness we aren't that way.

Love you TAMNERS!

Andrea said...

Wow!

Nookleerman said...

Token Asian Friend: The REAL irony was the last one making fun of the woman who is making fun of her. Cuz that last email is what this blog is all about, right?

It's like she's the very epitome of the lds airhead, clueless about her appearance to the rest of the world. And then she writes to you to complain about you doing the very same thing. Maybe she's just jealous that more people like your blog than hers.

Candice said...

Oh. My. Gosh. Those people obviously just don't understand the dynamic relationship that you have with everyone.

Shannon said...

No 'fense or anything, but these are maybe even funnier than some of the things you post. I absolutely have to read more. Please have a weekly installment of rude emails you've received. Hilarity. You can't go wrong when real people make fun of fake people making fun of real people.

Allison said...

Oh, TAMN, how sad for you. Some people just can't help but be jealous of your totally righteous and awesome life! And your teensy cuteness. Not everyone can have it all, but you're totally justified in telling us all about it, so we know what standard we can hope to achieve one day, if we're as blessed as you.

And the irony. Oh, the irony.

Lolli said...

They're just jealous. You know that, right?

Neil and Lara said...

For every one idiot there are 5-10 who love your blog! I love reading it and think your are awesome! Stay positive and no worries, the people who comment and say rude things have MAJOR issues themselves, they need to take a look in the mirror. Keep blogging, I would be sad to not read your hilarious posts, and the fun things you come up with!

ukyankoz said...

Puh-LEEZ share more!! You're awesoem haters are way fun too read. Seriously.

Amalie said...

english school is for losers anyway!

The Jensen Family said...

Did Lynzii write some of those, using fake names and email addresses that she made just to send them? That should make you feel even more richus and awsomer that somone would put that much effert in!

Christin said...

Please post more of these. They are AMAZING!

Amanda said...

I think we need a collective frownsmile moment. 'Cuz even as good as our frownsmiles are-- no individual can do this justice. It needs to be a group effort. So tomorrow at 3:00? MMkay.

Crazy McWife said...

Ah, hahahahaha! Well you have to give it up for the grammer nautzi- she was trying to be helpful, lol! Sometimes I wonder how writing this blog affects your spelling in the real world- do you accidentally spell "loser" "looser" and other things? I caught myself mis-spelling "you're" as "your" the other day, and about died. Keep it up TAMN, you're awhsum!

myimaginaryblog said...

Okay, seriously now? That first one? Is she offering to pay the legal fees to get the birth certificates changed? Does she have a good, viable, socially responsible alternative suggestion for Tridger's name? Because if you're not part of the solution, then you're just a big Lamany/Lemuely murmurer. Murmurmurmurmurmur!

Good for you for hating on the haters. That'll show 'em.

Heather said...

They r just sooo jello us! I totally get you, cause you know we have soo mucho in common!

Muse said...

Wow! Some peoples children who think they are adults! I love your blog! And your kids' names are adorable! At least they'll be unique. Who wants to be ordinary anyways? Thanks TAMN for all the wonderful posts! You rock! Stay happy slash beautiful!

RaeLynn said...

You MUST keep doing posts from your inbox. These are hilarious.

Muum said...

Love the last little bit: 'validate me' ........ :)

blakeandcourt said...

The fact that these people who "don't care" about your blog sent you these emails just means they really do care. It's like in elementary school when boys pushed you because they liked you. See, they like you TAMN!!!

Frau said...

I hope you forgive them. But at the same time, I totally get them. Because I *always* follow the blogs that piss me off and send mean emails about how wrong they are. That's internet intuleckshul, right?

Janelle said...

Tell them to not hate, but appreciate. They should fill blessed at the wealth of information youre sharing with them. I know I do.

Carly Lynn Dekeyzer said...

I'm sooooooo "greatful" that I'm not a "looser" and TOTALLY GET this blog! I'm an English major, so I KNOW that when you INTENCHNALLY misspell things, it's totally legit. SEE?

So sad, that people are seriously, NOT so blessed, and jealous of you cuz of it.

I think this occasion calls for a frownsmile... :/... one that says... "Are you seriously so gullable???"

Chelle said...

I just about peed my pants reading those! AWESOME!

Mina said...

TAMN, don't let lame idots get U down! And you should consider going privite! Just be shore to invite us all to be reeders.

(heehee. You should run more of these. Seriously. They're great!)

Whitney R said...

too bad these ADULTS don't recognize (plug your ears) satire comedy on a fake person's blog (unplug now) amazingness when they see it!

I find the emails hilarious! I say show us more!

LittleLovables said...

that last one is awesome! her life must be soo great if she and her friend sits around and laughs at your blog all day!

Shauna said...

dont listen to them, they suck!!! your life does rock!!!

The Perneels said...

i once thought this was all real...just cause you never know.
then i clued in...well you kind of helped me clue in...this is HILLAREE-US!

Rob and Kristen said...

hahahahahahahahaha

Kate G said...

TAMN, you're one tough cookie and don't really need the validation, but I'll give it to you anyways. :)

These people need to totally beware of pride.

Kimber said...

AWESOME!!! My favorite comments are the ones where people correct some of the grammatical and/or spelling mistakes but fail to mention the rest. That leaves it open to the possibility that they didn't catch them, which makes me laugh because they are trying to show how smart they are but actually proved just the opposite! I bet that in blog that the second comment is referring too there were even more mistakes! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chelsea said...

Oh my gosh, the lack of insight is overwhelming.

Rendy Tucker said...

More please!!! Those were the highlight of my day. I always read through the comments just in case there's a hater. Highlight of my day! If you could only post a link to their blogs. . .

Amber said...

WOW! People have some nerve!
Tell them you didn't ask them to read your blog in the first place!

Frog Prince Las Vegas said...

ADVIL PLEASE!!! Stupid people make my head hurt! Geeze! Don't listen to them. Stupid people are the same as ugly people. Their opinions don't matter.

Shannon said...

TAMN your life IS a KICK-A FAIRYTALE!!!! Others just get soooo jelous!!

Mandy said...

How long have you been holding out on us, TAMN?! Keep these awesome emails coming.

Jen said...

The comments who actually take this seriously are always my favorite. Thanks for dedicating a whole post to them!

Jennifer and Jason Young said...

when I am sad your blog cheers me up. now, that is a huge act of service that you are getting so many blessings for. you can't fault do gooders.

Melanie said...

Are these people seriously serious?! lol..These e-mails are probably from Lynzii!

Brandilyn said...

wait...are you not s'posed to talk about yourself on your blog???! maybe i'm missing the point of blogging... NOT! the uglies are just jealous! don't let it get you down!

Kamity said...

Want. More.

Amy B. said...

Are those e-mails rill... like your boobs?...

Kathryn said...

My sister and I used to pretend we had a stamp that said "VALID" and we would stamp each other on our foreheads. For pretend.

The fact that there are such silly people in the world--that would actually write to correct *your* spelling of *one* word--just makes me chortle.

Kayla0110 said...

Seriously, TAMN, you HAVE to post more of these! Hilarious!

Catherine Agnes said...

Who really cares about your life?

I do! Deeply! :-)

Don't let the haterz get you down TAMN!

MamaBear said...

oh TAMN. *frownsmile* i cumPLEATly agree it must be poor Lynzii (u no she hasn't lost the baby weight YET!) writing fake email becuzz she's so so so jell-us of u! thank goodness we're more ritechuss than that and we know it, 2, so we don't have to be brought down by her so sad feelings. she's so lucky to have an Xample like U 2 look uP2!

Allison and Mason: said...

I would love to hear all the emails you get. I bet they get pretty entertaining... Don't you realize TAMN... they are jealous - but then again, so am I.

Tiffany said...

Their just jealous. I mean, there just jealous.

Laurel said...

Too, too funny! I'm almost embarrassed for whoever wrote the last one. Let's set a new rule: no haters are allowed to participate in your gIvEaWaYs. ;}

Bryce and Jenalee said...

I have had friends say in conversation that they don't think this blog is funny, I have read the same statements on people's blogs. Clearly people who despise it so much just feel embarrassed because it is so true to life. I love it. Please blog more often!

Brittany said...

HAHAHA Holy guac! People are crazy. That is hilarious. Please post more hate mail! Man people are stupid!

Haylee Abney said...

Please TAMN! do not worry about those people! They are just jealous because they named their kids boring and lame names like Kennady or Jackson or Madelyn or something ugly!! Just keep remembering that your hot twinners are choice spirits who deserve unique names! oh and obviously, those rude emailers do not have an eternal perpesctive b/c they care about things like grammer!! like hello. People who do have an eternal perpesctive know that grammer is just a temperal thing that doesn't really matter!!!

Haylee Abney said...

Please TAMN do not listen to those loserz!! They are just jealous of you because they named their kids lame and boring names like Kennady or Jackson or Madelyn or something BLAH like those names. We all know you had to name your choicest spirit twinners UNIQUE names. And hello. Obviously, those ppl don't have an eternal perpestcives b/c they care about temporal things like GRAMMAR!!! like hello. Someone with real eternal perpesctives knows that things like grammar do not matter!!

Adriel & Tierra Wakefield said...

I am a little happier today now that I know there are people out there who believe this blog...or maybe those emails are a spoof too! I guess there are so many molly mormon mommy blogs so eerily similar that it can be hard to differentiate them...

BAAAAAA!

Manda Jane said...

Me so sorry TAMN (insert frownsmile)! Seriously, your blog has TOTALLY changed my life! I thought I was good happy until I realized I was more like your friend Yvette!! Now I eat fro-yo's everyday, I'm off diet coke, my nails are always done soooooo cute, and I keep praying to be put in young womens so I can use you as an example of how they should model their life and be happy!! Those losers are just so jealous of your awe-sumness!!! Lurve you!!!

Janeal said...

TAMN, you just tell those peeps, "Judge not, lest ye be judged!" judgmental people make me SICK.

Maya said...

laaaaaaaame! i lurve reading about ur fantabulous life and urcreatively named twinsies!

Sarah said...

I think at some point you should take a praise email and then act all 'fended that they don't b'lieve your frills!

Let me just say this post made me happy. These people should look at the comments section once in a while...

The Bowldens said...

first of all, you are the parents and you can do what you want. if someone doesnt agree with the spelling of the names, then thats their thing. i think its okay that they say what they think, as long as its in a kind way. but in the long run you are the parents and make the decisions, not others. you will find this a lot as the kids get older and you will have people telling you what they think w/o you even asking it.
also, i dont think you brag too much. this is your blog and you just are sharing whats going on in your thoughts and life. THATS WHAT A BLOG IS FOR! keep blogging whatever you want to blog about!

Jacqueline said...

i am so GREATFUL for seriously,so blessed.com

you're too humble. I need your example.

Laura said...

I'm so glad these people had the courage to call out an illiterate braggart when they saw one. Also, I think you should host a "Whose life is the way awesomest?" contest.

Micah Goode said...

I cant believe how fast people can judge... How rude!
Post more TAMN... We will all stand behind you 100%

Megz said...

What brats. Downers just go to he** you know. Not that I'm judging or anything. Just saying.

Megan Gery said...

plz plz plz post more of these!!

krazy cake lady said...

All I can say is GIRLS ARE JUST SO DARN JEALOUS! Who made them read your blog any way?

The Hills said...

Why is it that the humor-impaired are always the most outspoken?

Ashley Madsen said...

haha... This post needs to go in the "some of you're favorites" on the left column.

Some of these comments are seriously hilarious too! Did that first lady really want you to go get the "twins" birth certificates changed??? Seriously?

debbie said...

One word: MILK-SNORT !!!

aezra noell said...

im so sorry for those hurtful/hate emails. Those bastards! they are definitely NOT getting it. haha

Ashley said...

Lol. This is the first time I have read your blog. I like how your children's names effect their welfare?!?! Their lives are so much better than yours so they have to sit and read your blog together everyday?!?! And how many spelling mistakes am I up to in this comment alone. Honestly some people need to re-evaluate.

Sarah F said...

hellO! why do they read your blog if they are bugged?
they can name their kids mike and boring

The G Fam said...

Oh my heck Tamners! If only they could meet you (cause remember, I actually have) I think they too would have a good chuckle! Do you need me to send them a few e-mails? (Don't read this next part Tamners: people~this is a for fun blog that is not to be taken seriously. Pretend!)

Jocelyn said...

Preface: I did NOT write that second e-mail. Two of those were rude and out of line, but there is nothing wrong with caring about spelling and grammar. I think it's helpful to give someone a heads up. I would want someone to let me know if my poor spelling/grammar/diction was hanging out there for all to see without my knowledge. The English language is slipping away as more and more people don't care about the rules. What if we all stopped putting spaces between the words?

You can call me a looser if you want to, but I know I'm not a loser.

Teri's Blog said...

WAY TOO FUNNY!!!

Mary said...

Please, oh please, share more emails!!!!! Those were hilarious!!

Staci said...

it's so very sad that some folks don't get it. how embarrassing for THEM.

Mindy said...

So sad. They must not get you.

Or maybe they just don't have the spirit.

Skipper said...

One word: :{ (frownsmile)

GladysIcanbee said...

Some people clearly haven't read and applicated the scripture about when you point a finger at someone else, 4 are pointing back at you. That's clearly unrichous judgment, and those 4 fingers pointing back are prolly not manicured either. :(

Polly said...

Shocking accusations! However...I'm mildly curious myself about the pronunciation of your daughter's name. You know, so that when I share the details of your blog with my husband (and I do!), I pronounce her name correctly. It might be helpful if you spelled it phonetically for us, just once. Maybe Ruth or Yvette could help you with that.

Jensen said...

Geez. Talk about unrighteous dominion! Talk about digging a pit for your neighbor! Talk about coveting your neighbor's wife! Those meanies really need to worry about their own lives. And, secretly between us friends, it looks like some people just have an ugly green monster on their back. They need to quit pressing their noses against the glass and get their own "sweet rolls" life. Way to be the bigger person and keep doing your thing, Cutie.

tifsong said...

oh my heck! i don't eve know you! i don't "frequent" your blog. but SERIOUSLY. people are absurd! every bit of what i've read of your blog is inpsiring and just a joy for me to read. i am a "tiffani". but thats okay. i am all about the STELLAR names that are different and neat. for real. you are rad. people are bored and uninspired.
the last one makes me laugh the most. i know you said it made you cry, but for real. they SIT around and read your blog? if they don't like it why the heck are they wasting their time sitting around laughing about it. and for real? a member of the lds church is sending this?

oh man. just smile. you are beautiful. and i appreciate you, stranger.

♠TIF

Lisa said...

Okay I have to admit I was a little annoyed the first time I noticed a link to "contact you if offended". But now that I realize it has paid off in this satirical fodder I am amazed. I thought you cheesed out--nope, you're brilliant.

Catmull's said...

I have NEVER read your blog until today. And I have to say. Good for you for doing something with your talents! If those other bitties (no I don't know if that's spelled right nor do I care) don't have anything nice to say. Then that's to figgin bad. don't read your blog. i for one LOVE IT! And if those other brats have time to be mean maybe they should get hobby. So sad when other people feel like they are better than someone else. I would keep up the good work here. And to the one who said she's "lds too and that she doesn't have to brag about it" maybe she should! I for one thought we were supposed to share the gospel here ladies!

clan of the cave hair said...

Maybe they were being satirical? ;)
Awesome.

Kat Green said...

Another stroke of inventive genius. TAMN, I have heard three different rumors of people who "know you personally," and know all about your blog, etc. Need I say they all contradict each other? Ha!! You are the stealth queen of all time; and the new hate mail post is so brilliant I am squinting.

momodafoxes4 said...

uh-oh...somebody didn't get the memo...

seriously....so sad!

;/

PJ said...

um... you are hysterical.

Renny said...

This makes me want to send you a rude email so you can post it on your blog and I can feel dumb when I read it and realize that nothing on here is actually real and I got all enraged at your pathetic (I mean awesome obviously) life for nothing. Awkward.

Jess said...

LOL! Oh my gosh! Do people really not have anything better to do?

Diana Croshaw said...

The funniest thing is that the first two letters are not from haters! They really did want to help out our dear TAMN!! The last one, though, is a hater... the funniest kind!

PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE post more of these... I laughed so hard!

Kalola said...

Validate you? Sorry, TAMN, there's just no need to validate a narcissist.

The Perneels said...

i dont understand how people "laugh so hard". i know this is fake and all that and yeah i chuckle a bit inside. but laughing "so hard"...hmmm!!!

Kelly Jasper said...

JELLUS

Wendy Kae said...

If they don't like your blog they can stop reading it at any time. AND they just don't get you. We do and we love you! Part of the reason I enjoy your blog is because I don't know you and I have no idea if you are kidding or serious, but you always make me smile. Happiness - that's what we need more of! You go girl!

Bored in Vernal said...

TAMN!!
Wanna be validated?
Go here, sweetie!!!!

Mrs. Smith said...

Your blog is MADE for these peeps! If it weren't for these type of people... we wouldn't be 'seriously so blessed'. la-la-love it!
(BTW... as in John... I have a unique and made-up name. I have a PERFECT life, PERFECT husband, PERFECT house, PERFECT children... we are furshure going to the celestial kingdom.. so there you go!)

Mel said...

In the words of Stephanie Tanner "How rude!?!?!?!?!?"

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Is Kalola being rude? I hope not.

Okay, I can't believe people send you these emails. People are so lame-o! People! PALEASe! Git yurself a sense of humour!

Tamn YOU ROCK! Don't let any happy Mormons tell you otherwise.

And I found your frown smile winner. Kristina P's. header over at Pulsipher P---- however it's spelled. Her new header is perfect.

Laurie S. said...

Keighty is right. You know you've reached true celebrity blog status when people leave idiot comments like these.
We know it's not your fault that you rock, Tamn. Keep on being so happy slash beautiful.

Molly said...

ha ha ha... i love that all of her friends sit around and make fun of you. that is classic.

it totally isn't bragging if it is true. they are so gellis.

Mrs Adept said...

I think I am going to luv your blog~!! All the comments are cherries on top. :)

Suzie Petunia said...

Chin up, girl. Just goes to show just how much more spirtual you are. You wood never be so hateful.

Amanda said...

I don't read your blog too often- but this just made me so mad that there are people out there that are so full of themselves and so bold as to judge you- especially your kids- HOW RUDE!!! If all our blogs were the same it wouldn't be fun to read anyone elses. YOU JUST IGNORE THOSE MEANIES!!! You are perfect just the way you are!

Shannon said...

That last email is my absolute favorite. And my very favorite part is that she says "all my FRIEND and I sit around and laugh at your blog". She apparently only has one. Go figure.

nichole said...

so perfect!

The Playin' Lakins said...

I really have to wonder how much better that last person's life is than all the rest of ours . . . they really have time to sit around and laugh at a blog all day? Maybe they really are more blessed than the rest of us. NOT!!!
Keep it up, I love this blog!

April said...

I love you....LMFAO...

I WILL admit...I think I first stumbled on your blog during the whole "Ruth" thing, and I seriously thought it was for real. I think I may have made an e-mail similar to these...then scrolled down...did a little research, and descreetly took the foot out of my mouth.

Kitty Crazy! said...

that's too bad that they don't realize it's satire. because now everyone will laugh at them

becca said...

WOW. I love that they think you're serious.

Emmy said...

What in the world! I cannot believe that last one!?! In order for them to be able to post something like that, they definitely must be unhappiest person in the world!

I LOVE your blog!

Malea said...

OH. EM. GAWSH. Did U do a thorogh serch on the sorce? I smell a Lynzi and Ruth.

aezra noell said...

just like Britney put it.."Gimme More"...that was hilarious! SERIOUSLY SO RUDE

KT said...

Loves.

Sarah said...

This leads us to a little segment called REALLY?! Really? Lame humor retarded people, Really? I mean Really, you're going to spend your lame life getting irritated with a creative person's blog, Really? And you're going to make fun of childrens' names, Really? And you're going to tell creative person to get a life when you've wasted how many hours and days reading about her "lame" life, Really? Really?