July 10, 2009

happy anniversary wife

Hey everybody. It's me, JJWT.

TAMN & I got married two years ago today. It was awesome. Great day and she looked smokin' hot. Minus a couple meltdowns the day rocked. The reception was nuts. I was ready to hit the road. And the sack. Hahahaha. Our honeymoon was freakin' sweet. Happy anniversary, babe.


She said this year I could plan whatever I wanted. So I did. Booked a tee time. She was ticked. So I told her to plan whatever and we'd just say it was my idea. The plan was to fly to SLC for PF Changs and Anniversary Inn tonight, Pal tomorrow, cruise to the Bahamas after my internship. Sweet right?


Too bad she started the Master Cleanse this week. Sick. She's just hurling and shizzing. So gross. What the resched. My tee time's back on. Booyah.


Happy 2, babe.

54 comments:

Kerry said...

happy anniversary guys! TWO YEARS AND TWO BABIES! OH MY HECK!

Bobby Digital said...

BOO YAH! Big shout out to you JJWT! I mean you need a break from selling alarms, dental/medical/business/law school and all of the other stress that our Nations Capitol brings upon you. You should take the grandparents Visa they left you and get yourself some new clubs just to celebrate and you can bust them out fresh for that new tee time. Just leave the twinners at home with High School Musical 1,2 and 3 in the dvd changer with baby signing time filling in the gaps. Holla.

Kemi said...

I do believe they deserve each other.

Oops, I mean, I do believe they are a match made in heaven.

Booyah.

Jennifer said...

Very sensitive!

Jennifer said...

Very sensitive....

Rach said...

Ho. Ly. Crap. Are you in my ward? The "master cleanses" are seriously out of control common.

KJC said...

(Sigh) If only we could all find men like you....

kris said...

JJWT! Yeah! I've been hoping you'd blog again soon. Yours are some of my faves.

Cheri said...

LMBO! If I hear of one more person doing the master cleanse I will vomit.

telemoonfa said...

JJWT,

I know just how you feel. I try to come up with an idea for a date or something with my honey, but then she says no we should do something else, and then we sort of pretend like I'm still in charge of what we do, but we really know who's calling the shots. But whatev. Life's sweet.

Maya said...

Out here in the Mission Field, I've never heard of the Master Cleanse. I think it's safe to assume this is a Happy Valley thing?

Trent!? said...

I think the cleanse is everywhere. My wife's friends are into it in the mission field.

Hope you have the best golfing of your life today, man.

Jamie said...

I'm in happy valley and still don't know what the master cleanse is . . .

Token Asian Friend said...

If you go golfing, who will be there to hold TAMN's wavy lengths of highlighted hair while she hurls?

Oh well. Happy anniversary!

debbie said...

The master cleanse? You mean people do that? On purpose?

Brian and Janette said...

Cleanses are so old skool! I'm surprized TAMN doesn't know that. I mean who wants to have the pukies and the poopies when you can just do the new, latest and greatest HCG diet. Seriously...that's what's in, and sense TAMN is already used to not eating, it will work wonders...without all the poops!

Talina said...

Maya- I've lived in Happy Valley and am now in the Salt Lake Valley and I have no idea what they are talking about. I am now intrigued and appalled all at the same time.

Happy Anniversary TAMN and JJWT!!!

Sarah F said...

wow, JJWT. TAMN is so lucky to have you sweetiez!

Motorcycle Grandma said...

These comments are as hilarious as the post.

Matt and Jennae Porter said...

LMAO!!! Love the comments. I have never heard of anyone doing a master cleanse. Probly b/c I live in South Zion (AZ). That is too funny. However, if my hubby ever blogged about me "shizzing," he wouldn't live to see another anniversary.

The Boob Nazi said...

I think shizzing is a little scandalous for a Mormon mommy blog. Do you know what it stands for????

J-Dub said...

"She's just hurling and shizzing"

Great time to bolt my friend!

Sariah said...

Happy anniversary to the seriously cutest and bestest couple that we ALL wish we could be just like!!!! Yay you!

Liz said...

Can I just say how much I love the word "shiz"? It's in the Book of Mormon, so it can't be bad.

Kristi said...

So true! My friend bought Wicked Tickets for their anniversary and then told him to plan dinner. They went to Wendy's! Then for her birthday he took her golfing. How'd you know?

JenB said...

Oh my gosh! She is going to look SO HOT! And the hot peppers and syrup are going to do wonders for her insidez!

Cami D. said...

I'm sure the shizing and hurling will help with your smaller size of True Religion jeans you will have to buy yourself for your anniv. gift!

Micah Goode said...

OMG! I love it JJWT! "She's just hurling and shizzing..."
Happy Two Year! :)

Kamity said...

You got married on a TUESDAY?!

Sarah said...

I got invited to a "financial meeting" from a girl in our ward. I thought it was going to be tips on budgeting, but what they wanted was for us to sell various bathroom products, including a "cleansing" solution.

Cleansing is such a nice way of saying, "This will give you explosive diarrhea."

Science Teacher Mommy said...

Dude, when you married TAMN I bet you knew you were in for some deep shiz.

clan of the cave hair said...

lol,nothin' hotter than a hot babe shizzin'. Hope she gets all her toxins out soon!

Jessica said...

1- I rocked the Master Cleanse in Vegas.

1- Shizzing is so icky. Girls don't "shiz". It's more ladylike to call it "schadoobie"

steff said...

Two year Anniversary and only two babies? Good golly get to work.

Melissa Durtschi said...

JJWT...That was (sniff)...just tender...(sniff)...



You didn't by chance tell her she was fat or anything like that....right!?!

Allison Claire said...

"She's just hurling and shizzing" SO SAD! Fell better TAMN! Make it to SLC soon!!! JJWT, you are such a STUD! Booyah!

Rach said...

Honestly?

Thank you for this blog.

I love it.

KathyD said...

Love it.

Megz said...

Sounds like you both are going to be winners this anniversary--you get to hit the links and Tamn drops to under 100 lbs! Nobody says you have to actually celebrate together. You have eternity for that!

mal said...

I love that JJWT is in law/biz/dental/medical school and can't spell Powell

Little Lovables said...

I guess she's not breastfeeding then, so sad and against the plan, but happy anniversary anwayz!!

Hizzeather said...

ha ha ha ha..."hit the sack"!!!!!

Reel Happy Newlyweds said...

I just came across your blog while looking for Scents stuff. I love your blog , tooo cute!

Ashley Ann said...

TAMN please post details about what the cleanse includes for the three people in Utah who are not in on it! Please!! The ingredients are so funny that no one will believe it! I had to go with my sister to the grocery store to buy it all and I honestly thought that she was joking! Maple syrup, salt, peppers!!

Stephanie said...

That was beautiful, JJWT. Your love is sooo touching.

Booyah.

Mrs. Clark said...

Hey, I refuse to get a colonoscopy because of the chemical "cleanse." Eeuww. Why would anyone do it if she didn't have to?

Oh. Yeah. Princess Diana...colonic irrigation....same old shizzle.

Amalie said...

you had me at hurling and shizzing. haha!

Mrs. Clark said...

Okay, so I Googled "master cleanse," since I didn't know exactly what it entailed.

You mean to tell me people actually believe this stuff about mucus, etc. collecting in your colon?

Oh, my.

Molly in the Jello Belt said...

The Master Cleanse is for reals?!?

liz said...

i think i would keel my husband if he told the world i was "hurling" and (specifically) "shizzing". I think you owe her a major shopping spree!

Tat said...

"Master cleanse," "bulimia," po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Anna said...

Uhm, being out in the mish filled (DC area! WUT WUT!), I have no clue what the Master Cleanse is. At first I thought it was some new way to refrence Aunt Flo. Now I'm thinkin not so much.

Okay anyway, awesome post. Awesome blog, actually, I love coming on here. My parents are from Utah and this blog reminds me of my mom sometimes. We used to go to Lake "Pal" when we were kids.... lol.

Krista said...

I'm begging you, Universe: Pick me! I'm turning into such a frump!

Natalie said...

LOL!! I LOVE your blog! Hilarious! :)