November 2, 2009

the twinses first halloween!!!

So fun! So cute! So festive!
Doesn't Halloween rock?? For the TrunkerTreat we decided to finally acknowledge what all our friends have been saying since day 1 and just go as Brangelina and their Twins, seriously, everyone says our twins look like theres, isn't that hysterical??

But seriously, they do.

Sooo, I defiantly combined your ideas and went to the TrunkerTreat as Angelina as a sexy black cat and I was HOT. My Angelbabe hubby JJWT looked like HOT Brad--not Benjamin Button Brad--and I couldn't hardly keep my hands off him!! LOL! Not to overshare though! Alivyiah & Tridger were SOOOO CUTE but a teensy bit awnry by the end, and I wanna post pics so bad, way bad, not just so you can see our cuteness but in addition so you can see how gross and tacky the cultural hall looked during dinner, someone on the planning committee obvously didn't prescribe to Domino Magazine {RIP} if you know what I'm sayin! Don't get me wrong though! But, JJWT says no, if I post pics the internet creepers will find us, which would be hard since our house and cars and hair and fall boots and sweaters are identically vintage unique to everyone eltse's, but he IS in law/biz/med/dental school so he knows way more than me, remember, at least when it comes to book smarts {I'm more hair smart}.

Anyways, it was way fun to see you but seriously sad your kid{s} were in store boughten costumes {frownsmile}.

30 comments:

Token Asian Friend said...

How much collagen did it take to look like Angelina? I mean, how much MORE collagen did it take?

The Boob Nazi said...

Wait, trunk or treat was in the cultural hall? How is that possible???

Megan Gery said...

yes, TAMN, you are more hair smart. we would do well to always remember that fact.

Ashley said...

And hair smarts are way more important than book smarts. ;)

Matt and Chanci Oyler said...

HAHAHAHA. By FAR the best post yet! Love it.

Mhana said...

Question. When you say "vintage" to what time period are you referring? I had a companion say she wanted a vintage wedding because she loved that era and I (foolishly) said "what era?" Just wondrin' if you wear a '50s house dress or a '60s miniskirt or if when you say vintage you mean damask.

#2 How sad that you celebrate a satanist holiday. I heard that every piece of candy sold during October is prayed over by witches prior to being put on the shelves. My righteous loverangel and I dressed up as General Authority (suit with red tie, greying hair, spoke only in passive voice) and General Authority's wife (poofy hair, conservative suit dress, said "precious" a lot) and gave out pass-along cards from our celestial home. I guess we saw it as an opportunity to aspire and inspire, rather than a tawdry reason to dress inappropriately, nothing personal 'cause I mean that in the nicest possible way.

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

Just had to say how "cute" it is that you are following me on Twitter. ;-)

Molly in the Jello Belt said...

I saw a People magazine cover featuring the imminent breakup of Brangelina, so that's tacky you reminded them of their past happiness. Bless your heart!

And I love that you're hair smart!

How come your trunkertreat was in the cultural hall? It's supposed to be out in the parking lot! What area of Zion are you in, anyway?

dharvey said...

Seriously so wonderful! Your blog is absolutely hilarious. Loved the part about the Cultural Hall. XOXO -- D.

Carol said...

But you didn't tell us every detail of your twins original, homemade costumes. Your readers feel SO cheated!

Brian and chelsea said...

favorite misspellings: prescribe (instead of subscribe) and eltse's.

pwells said...

"Hair smart". Yes, that really seems to fit.

Kerry said...

Snort! I love the Domino reference. If I saw one more I'M GOING TO MISS DOMINO post I was going to lose it.

You are smooth, TAMNaroni, real smooth.

kris said...

This post is exactly why I mustn't rush through your blogs. I almost missed "prescribe."

bravo.

Mormon Bachelor Pad said...

TAMN, for a famous person you are Seriously So Awesome.

Thanks!

The Bradley's said...

Favorite misspelling: awnry.

And, um, I don't know what Domino is. Should I count my lucky stars and leave it that that or google it to find out what I've been (and apparently will be) missing? Decisions, decisions.

Muum said...

yep, I agree with kris.. your blog needs to be savured word by wurd. THANKS for not 'oversharing'! and love the domestic bird w/ bonnet in your header!!! TEEEEEEEE -rific!

Mommy Madness said...

i m seriously rollin on the floor over this ... but seriously i love ur blog! =)

Kamity said...

I LOVE YOU! I seriously didn't know how to spell "ornery" until earlier this year! I even wrote a blog entry about it a few months ago. ;)

Trent!? said...

AWNRY?? How did I miss AWNRY the first time through??

Gold. Pure, pure, gold.

1002 South said...

Duh, read more careful - they had dinner in the cultural hall - trunkertreat in parking lot. Don't know why you have to get so awnry about it anyway.

clan of the cave hair said...

so important that you don't post pics because when he grads from law/biz/med/dental school all the wierdos will be calling you from the phone number they found on your pictures asking for subscription meds.

myimaginaryblog said...

It's so weird how parties and candy and more parties and more candy and cupcakes and punch and cookies and being crammed into costumes and dragged hither and yon, for some reason seems to sometimes make the kiddos a little awnry. I can't figure it out.

I'm actually starting to think I really should have used pseudonyms for my kids since one of my 5 readers could turn out to be a stalker. But I'd have to go back through over 843 posts to change their names in all of them. Or I could (sigh) go private. Or just only talk about myself, which is what I should have been doing all along.

(Sorry, I'm rambling, (even more than usual,) the end of Daylight Savings is hitting me hard.)

Little Lovables said...

Ashley said...
And hair smarts are way more important than book smarts. ;)


it is... haven't you seen Legally Blonde?

well, at least Domino pics are ALL over the internets... more inspiration for all of us to know how to make our homes a bit of heaven.

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Mhana said...

How sad that your kids got swine flu, no 'fense but I always thought that disease sounds gross, like they sprout tails and eat slop (and I mean that in the nicest possible way). When I got oober sick this summer and my husband said it was probably H1N1 I insisted he tell everyone I had bunny flu because of how cute my little nosy looked when it was all pink from blowing my nose.
You should probably ask your childless friends to babysit for you in shifts so you can get relief because adults can't catch diseases from cutesy babies and so they won't mind wiping your children's snot.

Mhana said...

oops meant to post that to the one about flu. So sorry!

Shop with Me Mama said...

Just found your blog and love it :) Hey, are you LDS? :)

Amalie said...

Ok, my favorite part of this post is the word "defiantly". I canNOT tell you how many times I have seen that word on a blog. Use a dictionary people!

Amalie said...

wait...never mind.