December 2, 2009

in case you didn't know

my fave place to touch up my mascara is on the freeway.

57 comments:

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

Your Christmas wreath is defiantly larger than mine? What'd my wreath do to yours?

whyimstillsingle said...

Mine, too. Because what if you get pulled over by a cop? You have to look hot if you're gonna flirt your way out of it.

Sunny said...

Um, Decembers like half over and you don't even have yur blog decorated all cute holiday/spirichul/digital scrapbook hot mess. Why are you being all scroogey? Fur shame.

Just sayin! Totally love ya!

PS
Seeing as yur running behind this year you prolly don't have your handmade cards with hot/cute/artsy/original/spontaneously posed photos sent out yet, I just wanted to say: DON'T copy mine that I sent the day before Thanksgiving. It made you look bad last year.

Just sayin! Love ya!

brossettelewis said...

It is the best lighting.

Mhana said...

Me too.
1) Not illegal, unlike chatting on my phone, which I also sometimes do (bad, I know!)
2) When I accidentally hit my eyelid with the brush it only makes my lashes look even more lushous.

The Boob Nazi said...

psssh, what about driving around town in traffic? SO much of a better place.

Sarah said...

I hope you get a ticket for distracted driving.

SammyStewart said...

I bet you like to text on the freeway too, huh?

SammyStewart said...

I bet its your fave place for texting, too.

Scarlett said...

Me too! We should be putting-mascara-on-the-freeway-buddies! But I can do it while driving with my knee and putting lipstick on at the SAME time. I'm quite talented, actually.

Kerry said...

baha! of COURSE it is. I think I've seen you doing it like a thousand times. Nothing like 80 MPH to really separate those lashes and make people around you feel safe.

♥tori. said...

Ah hahaha I've gotten pulled over for that!!

clan of the cave hair said...

and my favorite place to pluck my chin hairs is in the parking lot at WalMart!

The Bradley's said...

Just saw the new poll. Defiantly - ha! Yes, defiantly true!

P.S. - I can do my whole makeup routine while driving my 3 kids (and 1 friend!) to preschool. Booyah!

Okay, not really.

Well, maybe.

Sarah said...

Oh TAMN. Your playlist made me hate the song "Breath of Heaven" even more. Never thought I would say, "I prefer Amy Grant." Ick.

What kind of mascara do you use?

mindy said...

love the new header. What the festive!

Morgan said...

Yuck! This song is awful!

So you are telling me that you DON'T have eyelash extensions????

Liv said...

a girl was blocking an intersection last week because the light turned red and she decided to use the time to apply mascara. i wanted to ram into her just to teach her a lesson.

Laura said...

bahahaha "defiantly"....I just can't get over that!

Jensen said...

Jessica Simpson?! Breath of Heaven?! Totally not righteous enough for that! She even sounds evil disgusting. I'm with Sarah, the song is awkward anyway, but Amy Grant is waaaaaaaay better. Pleeeeeeze change the song to something better...you know...can't you support our bestest little IDOL...Archie? Super cute Christmas album.

Lorelei said...

Oh my gosh...I LOVED this! So funny!

xoxo Lorelei

Jodi said...

Of course! You never no who you'll run into.

i'm funny.

Thank you, Jessica, for making Breath of Heaven, the sexiest its ever been.

Muum said...

Defiant wreaths are the best, no doubt!

Glad to know when you and others are in a wreck, you'll be lookin' your best!

Robin said...

Do you sneakily pick, um, "clean" your nostrils as well?

Sarah F said...

of course it is! only the best moms/wives/mia maid leaders are the best multi-taskers!

merrilykaroly said...

oh, that was YOU....

Judkins Family said...

shut up. so is mine!

Motion DeSmiths said...

Um. TAMN. No offence but why hasn't JJWT boughten you Latisse yet? I say kill two SSB birds with one stone--pretend your eyelids are a garden and you are growing your lashes. Richeous points and hotness points in one medical treatment!

kris said...

Ok, I love Jessica Seductress Breath of Heaven as much as anyone, but the real treat here is that the next song is BOYZ II MEN LET IT SNOW! And the next one is N Sync Last Christmas?

I love you.

Kathryn said...

Dear TAMN,

Thanks for being you.

Token Asian Friend said...

Which Christmas wreath? The one on your door? The one on your car bumper? The one above your fireplace where your huge clock used to be?

Deon said...

You HALF to get eyelash extensions so you can use that precious freeway time doing something much more productive like Bedazzling the twinsies' Santa hats!

Kari said...

Oh eM geeeeEEEEE....I SeRiOuSlY used my iPHONE to take a pitcher of myself putting on my mascara, then I texted it to my hUbBeRs, then I uploaded it unto my facebook, then I wrote cute {SLASH} sassy blog about it, and right now it's my dEsKtOp BaCkGrOuNd...and I did all this while driving 77mph to the mall to go shoppeeeeeeeeeeng! ;)

Brooke said...

OF COURSE Jessica Simpson would sing "Breath of Heaven." And of course you would love it. My life would be classless without you, TAMN.

Ty & Nancy Mackey said...

thank you all for giving me a much needed laugh!

The Bradley's said...

These comments are cracking me up!

GladysIcanbee said...

i'd suggest permanent eye make up but tattoos are probly not your thing.

Em said...

you have to wear makeup? sad:-( "frown smile*

debbie said...

So,... you're mascara is perfect, but do the twinners have the runny nose/glazed donut faces? Most of the moms I know that do great make-up, forget how to use tissues on their children. But make-up IS time consuming to get just right, so a person can't be expected to remember the kids.

kris and judd said...

Do you do your eyeliner at red lights like me? I'm not super talented like you, I can't do makeup in a moving car unless my hubby is driving ever so carefully as to not mess up my cute pouty lipstick.

Mishqueen said...

You MUST check out the ooober-cute mascara that has a vibrating so you can put it on while driving and not even have to look!

http://www.maybelline.com/whatsnew/pulse_perfection/index.aspx#/landing

Sheyann said...

In the spirit of Christmas, "You'll poke your eye out!"

Sheyann said...

In the spirit of Christmas, "You'll poke your eye out."

rebekah said...

Why haven't you posted about the 10 advent calendars you've already made? Why don't we know about the awesome, way fun activities you guys are doing every day? Have you even started felting ornaments and softies and stockings? Are you going to release a great new pattern for a baby blanket/nursing cover/carseat cover/anything-else-baby-related-that-you-can-cover cover that you ripped off from someone else but are now going to sell in your etsy shop and ask that no one use it for commercial purposes but it would make a great handmade gift for all of your friends and family? Why haven't you given us ideas yet for cheap/crappy neighbor gifts we can dump off on other people? Ok, have you even made the newly popular ice wreath yet?

Like, for reals, what's going on?

Do you need an assistant, TAMN? Cuz your blog is getting more and more bigger and you may not have the time anymore to live your life AND blog about it as well.

Jennie said...

I love Christmas music and all, but HOW did you manage to find the most annoying and sappy versions out there? aaargh. I'm going to have to pause your playlist during December. Don't wanna ruin the spirit.

Carrot Jello said...

My favorite place to touch up my mascara is on my nose hairs. Women never remember that you need to darken them so they're not as visible.

Little Lovables said...

def the best lighting!

Little Lovables said...

of course, I'm the one that taught to how to do it...

just sayin'

Kaija Thompson said...

Debbie, I loved the "runny nose/glazed donut faces" comment. That was classick!

Jewel said...

The comments are seriously the best part of this blog...I love 'em. Especially the ones about Jessica Simpson making Mary sound...um...not so virginal.

Tarnation said...

Token Asian Friend-duh the one outside that takes up half the house and has a bazillion lites and incircles the chirsmas tree in the huge picher window. I hope everyone is sending glitter cards this year! I lurve getting them! Glitter all over the house is so fun!!!!!!!

Parkside View said...

TAMN, I know you're not the activities chairman, but you should totally suggest that they use Jessica Simpson's version of "Breath of Heaven" (instead of Amy Grant) when they play it in conjunction with the church video Luke 2 muted at the ward Christmas party...because nothing says Mary, mother of Jesus more than breathy, sultry, and seductive vocals!

Brian and chelsea said...

I'm seriouslyso in love with the comments that get left on here.
Except for the mean ones.
I think some girls try to out-do TAMN on sassiness, and just end up sounding uber snotty and downright poopy-faced.

TAMN, don't you agree? I have this conspiracy theory that you make comments on your own blog via an additional blogger ID name.

Kylie said...

You mean you don't get them semi-permenantly tinted at the spa? TAMN, its the only way to get them dark all the way to the roots!

Danielle said...

Loosa! You need to be reading your BoM on the freeway, not putting on make-up. That is so worldy. I can read with one hand and eat my super healthy wheat ceral, while driving with one knee and singing primary songs to my kids, so beat that! :)
Thanks for making me laugh.

: ) Paula said...

oh, tori. . .

: ) Paula said...

oh, tori. . .