January 5, 2010

inner workings of JJWT

Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor here.

Hey.

TAMN wants me to blog more this year. I said I don't have tons to say. She said write what's on my mind. So, here.

Know what rocks? Me and the guys told our wives school started on New Years Day and they believed us. Hahaha. Friday was the best. Non-stop football kicks A.

Know what else rocks? When a new season of Bachelor starts. I got to go to Avatar 3D Imax again last night without TAMN even being ticked. Fifth time was even better than ever. Sweet.

This year will be awesome.

P.S. My wife is hot.

P.P.S. BCS is a fraudulent cop-out load of bull.

35 comments:

Frau said...

There is no getting around it, spouses have to lie and play games to have their needs met. It's better for the marriage if you aren't being thwarted at every turn by someone who has promised to love and cherish you. If you have to tell a little white lie, so be it.

We all could have married people we got along with, but that's just not the plan. You marry when you get the feeling and NO questions asked. If you got to know them first you might have accidentally had sex or something.

When my girlfriends come over and complain that they didn't know how bad their husbands were going to be I just pat them on the head and tell them it's better than being ruined.

Wendy said...

My hottie hubbie totally agrees with you on the BCS.

I'm not sure what the BCS is. Maybe some sort of secret combination? So not righteous. :(

Secret combinations make me sad.

eleace's thoughts said...

So many people talk about the BCS. I wonder how many of them actually know what it means.

The Boob Nazi said...

OMGsh! I can't believe what happened on The Bachelor last night!?!? But why are you blogging when TAMN's super fun recaps are SO MUCH BETTER?!?!?

Salt H2O said...

Suprised to receive such insight into the BCS- figured you for a USC fan. Dude, hot chicks totally go to school there AND they're usually winners- and you like to be a winner.

Jennie said...

I'm so glad TAMN wants you to blog more this year. What a win-win for all of us. Loved every line of this.

Audra MacK said...

Dude, what is BCS?!?!?!?! Are you speeking man here or what? 'Cause if you're gonna be apeering, you gotta help the estrogen challenged. Thanks!

Nate and Stacia said...

LOL-love it!

Erin said...

Yay! I love that you think the BCS is a joke! Hooray for BSU!

myimaginaryblog said...

I totally thought the movie Avatar was based on the cartoon Avatar--so neive of me! Even my 9-year-old daughter knew better--she said, "MOM, in the movie they're BLUE CATS".

myimaginaryblog said...

P.S. Psssst, TAMN, I'm pretty sure it's spelled "triathalon."

Robin said...

Go Broncos!

Three Little Brown Kids said...

New year, new Header! Love the new look. So Vintage...

Token Asian Friend said...

I love how TAMN basically made a New Year's resolution for JJWT :)

Mhana said...

You don't watch The Bachelor WITH your wifie? My husband knows not to stray from my side because I will be expecting him to recreate every romantic detail for me each date night. We've been on SO MANY helicopter rides you would NOT even BELIEVE it!!! He also knows to bring home roses every Monday so that he can reaffirm he choses me. Usually I slip my ginormous RING of SeXuAL CoMmItTment off my finger and make him reenact the proposal in our very own FINAL ROSE CEREMONY. He knows better than to admit he doesn't lurve it.

Shelley said...

Um, hello? BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES? How can you wifes be good partners to your hubbys without knowing everything about football. Gah. See, a lot of people think they way they go about picking a champion is total bull, and that they should have playoff systim instead. You guys are bad wifes if you aren't totally into everything your hubby is into. In fact, you should be going to Avatar with him for the 5th time, instead of watching the bacheloer. Haven't you ever heard of tivo? Feel sorry for you. {frownsmile}

PS. Wouldn't JWTT be a fan of BYU, not USC? I thought it was against the church to root for any team other than BYU.

Motion DeSmiths said...

Yikes, Frau. What kind of men did you and your girlfriends marry?

SPICE should never lie to one another. But I do agree that people should probably know eachother before committing to the time and all eternity thing.

Kim said...

Ahhh yes, the BCS! I LOVE(not) hearing about the BCS!

You're a genius!

Emmy said...

So agree with the BCS--something really does need to be done about that. Makes me so mad.

I wonder how many people realize when/why the BCS was created. It was after BYU won the national championship... they wanted to make sure that didn't happen again.

And how many teams total have one the National Championship since the BCS has started, oh around 12 I think. 12 when there are around 150ish schools that play football at that level. Yeah, something is wrong with that.

Tricia said...

Uh.....isn't it spelled "BATCHILLER"?

Kathi said...

Holy Crap Shelley! Way to go!
so impressed with your man/football insights. Your battling TAMN for wifee of the year. ...BUT TIVO the bachelor? Now you are talking crazy!

Christine said...

So do you mean that when my hubby said school started the 1st he was lying?

Momma Nielson said...

Love the BCS comment. JJWT knows what's up.

jdb in AZ said...

I thot BCS stood for bra cup size. And the dancers for one of the teams in the Fester Boil, er, Fiesta Bowl really scored big in that dept. How can anybuddy hope to win a national champeenship if their girls don't look like TAMN?

Jen said...

Frau-your comment cracks me up! Do you have your own blog? That is some fab satire...I hope?

Little Lovables said...

JJWT - lets run away together. I would totes see Imax Avatar with you.

kemra said...

Wow! you've got yourself a great man there!!!

Mary said...

All I have to add is that I hate you so much for getting that Miley Cyrus song stuck in my head every time I come to your blog.

But, I'll still be back. (Frown-smile.)

Karen said...

I was readng this and thinking: isn't he gonna get in trouble when tawn reads this?

Then I saw the first PS. Good thinking!

Jessica said...

Happy new Year! I have been reading your hysterical blog for almost two years now off and on. Am I missing pictures of you an your family? As witty as you are, pics would make things more fab. I know plenty of blogs who are careful about putting themselves or children's faces on the web. It can be done, and may add to your ever growing followers.

Hope the 4 of you are settling in ok.

Kerry said...

JJWT, I love you.

ABrooks said...

yep

Molly said...

JJWT- Avatar was the best... it was like Fern Gully meets Dances with Wolves but BETTER.

Little Lovables said...

I love Jessica's post!

Stephanie said...

Oh, how I wish I had a marriage like this. {snort}