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Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor here.
Hey.
TAMN wants me to blog more this year. I said I don't have tons to say. She said write what's on my mind. So, here.
Know what rocks? Me and the guys told our wives school started on New Years Day and they believed us. Hahaha. Friday was the best. Non-stop football kicks A.
Know what else rocks? When a new season of Bachelor starts. I got to go to Avatar 3D Imax again last night without TAMN even being ticked. Fifth time was even better than ever. Sweet.
This year will be awesome.
P.S. My wife is hot.
P.P.S. BCS is a fraudulent cop-out load of bull.
Showing posts with label by jjwt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label by jjwt. Show all posts
January 5, 2010
March 27, 2009
crazy
Hey it's me, JJWT.
We're at the hospital. The other day TAMN thought her water broke. I was pumped. I thought I would get to miss scouts. Fakeout. Really, she just pissed her pants. Hahahah! She was a little embarrassed. I cracked up. It broke for real this morning. She says it was a tender mercy she didn't miss either night of American Idol.
Cool.
Anyway. We're here. We left for the hospital right away, after I finished my workout and she did her hair and makeup. This is so gross. Guys out there know what I'm talking about. She was gushing water basically. Soaked my jeep. Sick. She keeps crying for no reason. Girls are so crazy.
The hospital rocks. They even have Xbox hookups. Sweet.
So we're here waiting. She got her epidural stat, before we even sat down. So, we're just kicking it. She can't feel a thing but she keeps screaming and squeezing the crap out of my hand. Hahaha. She says that's how it is in the movies. Girls are crazy. Hope they don't have to do a c-section. She wanted me to tell you all she looks awesome.
This is so nuts. Later.
blogged from my iphone.
We're at the hospital. The other day TAMN thought her water broke. I was pumped. I thought I would get to miss scouts. Fakeout. Really, she just pissed her pants. Hahahah! She was a little embarrassed. I cracked up. It broke for real this morning. She says it was a tender mercy she didn't miss either night of American Idol.
Cool.
Anyway. We're here. We left for the hospital right away, after I finished my workout and she did her hair and makeup. This is so gross. Guys out there know what I'm talking about. She was gushing water basically. Soaked my jeep. Sick. She keeps crying for no reason. Girls are so crazy.
The hospital rocks. They even have Xbox hookups. Sweet.
So we're here waiting. She got her epidural stat, before we even sat down. So, we're just kicking it. She can't feel a thing but she keeps screaming and squeezing the crap out of my hand. Hahaha. She says that's how it is in the movies. Girls are crazy. Hope they don't have to do a c-section. She wanted me to tell you all she looks awesome.
This is so nuts. Later.
blogged from my iphone.
February 23, 2009
whoops.
Hey guys. It's me, JJWT again. Just want to publicly say sorry. I didn't mean to imply that TAMNers had breast augmentation surgery. Those are real. The fact that they've tripled in size since we met is total coincidence. She might do that later when she's a geezer. I was talking about something else.
If anyone asks, she hasn't had that done.
She didn't make me write this.
Wink.
Later.
If anyone asks, she hasn't had that done.
She didn't make me write this.
Wink.
Later.
February 20, 2009
JJWT in the house
Hey everybody, it's the J-J-Dub. What's up? Valentine's rocked this year. It was way--WAY--better than last year when TAMN told me she didn't want anything and I believed her. Haha. She was so ticked. I didn't get any for a month. Lesson learned, boys, lesson learned. Now I just give her the credit card. When she's done shopping I pat her head and call it good. Girls are crazy.
I've got a ton more of your Qs to get to. Here goes. Hit me with more whenever you want.
Keddington Chronicles asked: Will it make you feel inferior if TAMN serves as the RS prez before you are Bish of your ward, or are you more secure with your manhood than that?
First off, what is she, forty? Babe will be YW pres WAY before she's stuck with the blue-hairs in RS. But you know what, we aren't one of those couples into "out-ranking" other couples or trying to be "H.P. by Thirty" or any of that. I don't keep score. It's so prideful and lame. I hardly ever even bring up that prez made me AP after only six and a half months out, or that I trained five times when no one else even trained twice. Keeping score is so Pharisee.
Charly asked: Why did your bro go for a "frump," as TAMNkins would call her, like Ruth? Is she not that bad, just brunette? The $$$? And why did he decide to go into a teaching career? Didn't do as well as you on the MCAT/LSAT/GRE/GMAT as you, huh?
Look, Ruth isn't THAT bad. She's cool. I wouldn't date her but she works for Spence. It weirds me out how she doesn't laugh when I quote Tommy Boy again and again and again. As for my bro, he's a good guy...for a LOSER. Just teasing, man. He's never been into normal stuff. He quit summer sales after a week. In HS he was a freaking mathlete the three years I took state. I'm just glad he's not gay.
Keighty asked: What about TAMN makes you the most proud to have her on your arm?
My in-laws read this blog. It's personal. Rhymes w/ moobs. Love you girl. Those were the best couple grand we've dropped so far.
I've got a ton more of your Qs to get to. Here goes. Hit me with more whenever you want.
Keddington Chronicles asked: Will it make you feel inferior if TAMN serves as the RS prez before you are Bish of your ward, or are you more secure with your manhood than that?
First off, what is she, forty? Babe will be YW pres WAY before she's stuck with the blue-hairs in RS. But you know what, we aren't one of those couples into "out-ranking" other couples or trying to be "H.P. by Thirty" or any of that. I don't keep score. It's so prideful and lame. I hardly ever even bring up that prez made me AP after only six and a half months out, or that I trained five times when no one else even trained twice. Keeping score is so Pharisee.
Charly asked: Why did your bro go for a "frump," as TAMNkins would call her, like Ruth? Is she not that bad, just brunette? The $$$? And why did he decide to go into a teaching career? Didn't do as well as you on the MCAT/LSAT/GRE/GMAT as you, huh?
Look, Ruth isn't THAT bad. She's cool. I wouldn't date her but she works for Spence. It weirds me out how she doesn't laugh when I quote Tommy Boy again and again and again. As for my bro, he's a good guy...for a LOSER. Just teasing, man. He's never been into normal stuff. He quit summer sales after a week. In HS he was a freaking mathlete the three years I took state. I'm just glad he's not gay.
Keighty asked: What about TAMN makes you the most proud to have her on your arm?
My in-laws read this blog. It's personal. Rhymes w/ moobs. Love you girl. Those were the best couple grand we've dropped so far.
January 29, 2009
TAMN made me
Hey everyone. It's me, JJWT. Sorry it's taken a few to answer your questions. School is busy. Here you go.
Kerry asked "Is TAMN *REALLY* off diet coke or does she keep sneaking them? When she doesn't have it, is she mean? You have to be honest...it's your JOURNAL."
Haha. Yeah, she's really off it. If by "off it" you mean she has it every day. SNAP-SHAKALAKA! Just teasing. We have a deal. I don't mess with her about her diet coke, she doesn't mess with me about my Rockstar. But H yeah she's mean without it. Just teasing, babe. You know I love you.
Trent asked, "How many other girls were writing you on your mish, seriously?"
Besides TAMN? Hahaha. Four. Well, five if you count TAMN's little sister. Eight if you count the hot sister missionaries, and ten if you count the eager homely sisters. Fifteen if you count the locals. Brazil rocks. I had such a killer mission.
Token Asian Friend asked "How did you know TAMN was THE ONE?"
Honestly, I always thought she rocked. All my friends were into her too. It helped when I saw that her mom was a hot forty. Then, when her dad offered to buy us a house and give me a job after law/biz/med/dental school, it was a pretty big no brainer.
Cristin asked, "What office/city are you guys going to sell pest control/alarm systems/living scriptures for the summer?"
Hahaha. That's what paid for TAMN's ring. Been there, done that, my backend check bought us a trip to Powell. I know it's rough for a lot of people but it rocked for me. Summer sales are awesome. I was district supervisor after 3 weeks. You gotta really want it. I did, so I owned it. The days were long, but I learned a number of life lessons you can read about in my future LDS-themed self-help/business book.
Sue asked, "I'd like to know what you would do if TAMN ever started getting fat. Not that she would. I mean she's TAMN. But what if, like, for the health of the baby or whatever, the doctor ordered her to take weight gainer and she chunked up another seventy-five pounds?"
Gross.
All right, you guys. I know there's a ton more Qs to get to. Keep them coming if you want. I gotta meet my lifting buddies at Golds. I'll answer the rest later though. Keep it real.
Kerry asked "Is TAMN *REALLY* off diet coke or does she keep sneaking them? When she doesn't have it, is she mean? You have to be honest...it's your JOURNAL."
Haha. Yeah, she's really off it. If by "off it" you mean she has it every day. SNAP-SHAKALAKA! Just teasing. We have a deal. I don't mess with her about her diet coke, she doesn't mess with me about my Rockstar. But H yeah she's mean without it. Just teasing, babe. You know I love you.
Trent asked, "How many other girls were writing you on your mish, seriously?"
Besides TAMN? Hahaha. Four. Well, five if you count TAMN's little sister. Eight if you count the hot sister missionaries, and ten if you count the eager homely sisters. Fifteen if you count the locals. Brazil rocks. I had such a killer mission.
Token Asian Friend asked "How did you know TAMN was THE ONE?"
Honestly, I always thought she rocked. All my friends were into her too. It helped when I saw that her mom was a hot forty. Then, when her dad offered to buy us a house and give me a job after law/biz/med/dental school, it was a pretty big no brainer.
Cristin asked, "What office/city are you guys going to sell pest control/alarm systems/living scriptures for the summer?"
Hahaha. That's what paid for TAMN's ring. Been there, done that, my backend check bought us a trip to Powell. I know it's rough for a lot of people but it rocked for me. Summer sales are awesome. I was district supervisor after 3 weeks. You gotta really want it. I did, so I owned it. The days were long, but I learned a number of life lessons you can read about in my future LDS-themed self-help/business book.
Sue asked, "I'd like to know what you would do if TAMN ever started getting fat. Not that she would. I mean she's TAMN. But what if, like, for the health of the baby or whatever, the doctor ordered her to take weight gainer and she chunked up another seventy-five pounds?"
Gross.
All right, you guys. I know there's a ton more Qs to get to. Keep them coming if you want. I gotta meet my lifting buddies at Golds. I'll answer the rest later though. Keep it real.
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