February 5, 2010

for reals.

Ok guys, enough about me, what else is going on in the world?























j/k!

tag time!!

if I were a day of the week, I'd be friday!
if I were a time of day, I'd be 6 am in the morning.
if I were a direction, I'd be "what south is that?"
if I were a tree, I'd be one that gets made into embellishments.
if I were a tool, I'd be a cricut.
if I were a flower I'd be an iris, so bridal.
if I were a musical instrument I'd be a vintage harp.
if I were a color, I'd be paisley.
if I were a fruit, I'd be rasberries.
if I were an element, I'd be FIRE! ;)
if I were a food, I'd be shredded lettuce.
if I were a place, I'd be back east.
if I were a material, I'd be marble, granite or damask.
if I were a scent, I'd be pear glace.
if I were an object I'd be those anthro drawer knobs or else eyelash extensions.
if I were a song I'd be Bubbly.

YOUR IT!

31 comments:

Mhana said...

SOOO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!
if I were a day of the week, I'd be the Sabbath because I am a princess from on high.
if I were a direction, I'd be pointed toward eternity.
If I were a tree, I would be the Tree of Life from Lehi's vision
If I were a tool, I'd be in the Master's hands.
If I were a flower I would be Pure and Untouched, unlike those nasty flowers handled by a bunch of men.
If I were a musical instrument I would be a piano, so I would always be acceptable in sacrament meeting and the temple.
If I were a color, I would be celestial white.
If I were a fruit, I would be the fruit of the Tree of Life, and be sweet above all that is sweet and pure above all that is pure.
If I were an element, I'd be the waters of baptism.
If I were a food, I'd be sacrament bread.
If I were a place, I would be my Wall of Memories with cute pics of my forever family.
If I were a material, I wouldn't be because materialism is an ucky sin.
If I were a scent I would be chlorine, to remind me of my baptismal covenants.
If I were an object I would be a temple knicknack from the top of a wedding cake.
If I were a song, I'd be the whole hymnal.


Its sad to me that you don't seem to have a testimony TAMN.

Sunny said...

if I were a day of the week, I'd be YW night!
if I were a time of day, I'd be Zumba class time.
if I were a direction, I'd be the one you should follow.
if I were a tree, I'd be in perpetual bloom.
if I were a tool, I'd be too much like a boy. Ew.
if I were a flower I'd be prettier than the others.
if I were a musical instrument I'd be really expensive.
if I were a color, I'd be the hottest color this season.
if I were a fruit, I'd be my favorite froyo flavor.
if I were an element, I'd be the ocean/beach.
if I were a food, I'd be HCG.
if I were a place, I'd be the hottest getaway vacay spot.
if I were a material, I'd be modestly form fitting. And vintagy.
if I were a scent, I'd be the new Victoria's Secret scent. Mmm.
if I were an object I'd be the one you want to take with you everywhere. Probably an iPad. But newer and trendier.
if I were a song I'd be #1 on Billboard.All the time.

Mrs. Mordecai said...

Shredded lettuce. Ha, ha.

Rach said...

BAHAHAHAHA! The "enough about me" part at the beginning made me snort.

I love you. And I HATE THAT PEAR LOTION.

kris said...

I love these sorts of posts. Very authentic. Thanks for categorizing the Cricut as a tool.

Megan Gery said...

reason number one why teachers shouldn't read this blog while the students are working silently: LOLing!! thanks-- you made my day. (and made my students think i'm crazy.)

Kiersten White said...

Oh, TAMN, I can't BELIEVE you'd be Back East. That's so...local of you. I'd totally be Europe, because, CLASSY/HIP/SUPER OLD STUFF TO POSE IN FRONT OF cool.

Rob, Michelle and Luke Greer said...

Oh, I had to comment cause I was the first!!! LOVE YOU SSB!!!!!!

Angela said...

If I were an Oscar Mayer weiner!

Nookleerman said...

If I were a medical condition, I'd be pancreatitis.

Elizabeth Downie said...

I think paisley really is the perfect color for you.

debbie said...

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a kazoo.

Jenny said...

TAMN this is one of your deepest posts ever! Paisley is my favorite color too. I can't get enough of it. I also wish I had eyelash extensions and I wish they were you.

The Boob Nazi said...

Why 6am? I mean, are you one of those overachieving morning people???? Don't you lie in bed until 10am every morning?

Kerry said...

LOL. The "AM in the morning" redundancy is a fave.

Monica said...

I totally thought someone hacked your blog with that first sentance. Tricky little TAMN!

Little Lovables said...

vintage harp... haha!

but I read
"if I were a place, I'd be back east."

as BACK SEAT and well, that practically made me fall of my chair

Matt and Jennae Porter said...

Don't scare me like that!!

McKinley said...

If I were a fairy tale I would be Cinderella... DUUUHHH!
hahahahah and AMEN to the Cricut!

McKinley said...

If I were a fairy tale I would be Cinderella... DUUUUUUUUUUH!

And AMEN to the cricut!

JenB said...

Wow. For a moment I was going to ask if you were feeling well.

I love that you would be shredded lettuce! If I were a food I'd be a pork salad.

But if I were a fruit I would be something exoticer, like lychee or starfruit.

Cheri said...

Oh, Bubbly. OF COURSE.

a grown woman singing about getting the tingles in a silly place...very YOU.

Emmerin said...

Shredded lettuce? That is so icky and fast-foody. Eew. All I can think of is greasy, way un-fresh tacos or hamburgers.
You should be one of those nummy and TOTally healthy salads from Zupas.

Ru said...

Hahahahaha - my computer froze for a second, and I really thought TAMN was asking what was going on in the world. I started laughing out loud when I realized of course that would never happen. :)

Karen said...

An iris? Really? I can't believe you'd choose that TAMN. I mean, irises are the poor man's orchid. Ew.

Kamity said...

My baby and I are rocking out to Miley Cyrus now. I love you.

Sam & Tanya Willson said...

So you may have given away something about your musical ability.... or did you randomly choose a "vintage" harp despite the fact that harps are self-destructive and old ones don't work?? haha

LauraLuv said...

if I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday!
if I were a time of day, I'd be noon
if I were a direction, I'd be West
if I were a tree, I'd be a Christmas one.
if I were a tool, I'd be a ewww why would I want to be a tool.
if I were a flower I'd be an Tuberose
if I were a musical instrument I'd be bag pipes.
if I were a color, I'd be pink.
if I were a fruit, I'd be Cherry.
if I were an element, I'd be FIRE!
if I were a food, I'd be FroYo
if I were a place, I'd be Orange County, CA.
if I were a material, I'd be cashmere.
if I were a scent, I'd be Issey Miyake L'eau D'Issey
if I were an object I'd be an Ipod
if I were a song I'd be Poker Face.

Muum said...

I'd be an iris, too. I heart them.

Little Lovables said...

day of the week, I'd be Saturdayday!
time of day, I'd be 9 pm in the morning.
direction, I'd be north, b/c it's always in front of your nose
if I were a tree, a stump with a carved heart and initials in it.
if I were a tool, I'd be a hot glue gun.
if I were a flower I'd be an hydrangea.
if I were a musical instrument I'd be an acoustic guitar.
if I were a color, I'd be shabby chic white.
if I were a fruit, I'd be blackberries.
if I were an element, I'd be water!
if I were a food, I'd be chicken tikka masala.
if I were a place, I'd be hawaii.
if I were a material, I'd be wood.
if I were a scent, I'd be the smell of ambercrombie.
if I were an object I'd be those vintage chair.
if I were a song I'd be a show tune.

miss mary said...

I loved reading these, interesting. Love the blog. Have a blessed day.
Mary
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