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{just a head's up, this should be experienced as I typed it which is all super high pitched and frantic}
YOU GUYS! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!! Squeee!!! yayyyyy!!!! baaaaaaaaaaa!!! BEST. DAY. EVER. AND I LEFT MY BLOG LOGGED IN ON JJWT'S COMPUTER LIKE ALL WEEK! AND I HAVE TOLD ANGELBABE MY PASSWORD A GAZILLION TIMES AND SAID HE BETTER NOT SNEAK IN AND BLOG ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I've been waiting all freakin' day and now it's afternoon.
SO WHERE IS MY TRIBUTE POST???!???!????!??? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! HE BETTER SNEAK ON AND POST THAT TAMN'LL BE SO EMBARASSED BUT HE JUST COULDN'T PASS UP THE CHANCE TO TELL ALL MY EBFFS A TON OF THINGS HE LOVES ABOUT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT HUSBAND'S WHO LOVE THEY'RE WIVE'S DO!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HE TELLS ME, I WANT HIM TO TELL IT TO THE INTERNET!!!
IS THAT SERIOUSLY SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?
WHY CAN I NEVER GET ANYTHING I WANT???????????
blogged from my ipad
September 22, 2010
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What a bummer! On the other hand your fetus finally got rid of it's tail so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! {YaY}!
lol.
"THAT'S WHAT HUSBAND'S WHO LOVE THEY'RE WIVE'S DO!!!!"
happy birthday TAMN.
ipad? I'm so jealous
I love that you blogged from your ipad. Awesome.
I know, you NEVER get anything you want. It's like your whole little narcissistic world is against you... and on your birthday no less. The brutality.
BTW, MY husband doesn't need me to give him my password, cuz he just KNOWS me so well he just KNOWS, ya know. I hope you and JJWT can have that someday, **frownsmile**!
It would be different if you were mine.
TAMN! September bdays rock! Mine's tomorrow! My husband would never do anything amazingly awesome like post on my blog. :-( Good luck.
AND I see you "blogged from your ipad." Seriously...you are so blessed.
today is my birthday too. and my husband hasn't posten anything either.. and it's golden at that. 22 on the 22nd. go figure.
ToDaY iS mY BiRtHdAy!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha...I love that you make fun of the things that annoy me on blogs, since you can do it without hurting feelings...
"I never get anything"... "from my iPad"
Love it.
What?!?! And no bday week like 2008? Angelbuns better remedy this, STAT!
It's totallly not cute to be the only one who knows why the hubby loves me. The world needs to know everything about me for me to feel at all useful.
"This MONTH is such a special one, its birthday time for you..." You should seriously celibate the entire month then he still has way plenty of time to blog about you're amazing perfectness. Happy Birthday I hope your day and week and month and year and decade and century and sasquatchcentenial and millenium and eternity are as fabulous as you are.
But otherwise he has been spoiling you all week right? I mean besides not complaining about the prezzies that you bought yourself.
AND don't forget to tell us about the expensive dinner he took you to at La Caille because every one knows your too amazing to eat at a chain restaurant and then how he surprised you with the best tickets for the Lion King and then how he took you to the most amazing bed and breakfast in Park City and how you had eggs benefit for breakfast and then took you shopping where he bought you amazing jewelry to go along with the 2 dozen long stemmed roses he gave you the night before and how he arranged for your mom to watch the twins all weekend so you could have lots of nuzzling b/c he loves you so much that money just doesn't matter. Your all that matters in his life.
My husband left a PC window open with products he wanted one year, and was mad when I missed the hint. hint. Now we just tell each other what we want. Sometimes we even go buy our own presents and then tell each other what we bought for each other. Sometimes we buy something we want weeks before our birthdays and then tell the other not to bother other than getting a cake. (And we really mean it, too.)
So, as you can see, it's a slippery slope down to dullsville. You're smart to take quick action now, before you lose your footing.
I remember when you did the cups in the fence over the freeway for him....so cute and ariginal, I haven't seen one for you yet. sad. the longer he waits, the bigger the gift has to be.
didn't you just HAVE a birthday? or is this TAMN-world every-6-months-is-the-same-thing-for-gifties? which i'm kinda surprised you haven't utilized before now, but you can in future!
I keep being shocked by these posts... I know they are in jest, but does that mean that ppl really have their husbands do that????! why not just castrate your husband and turn him into your roommate?? i'm half laughing half disgusted if so-called males actually do this. not sure if I should be more grossed out/laughing so hard by the wife of the guy who does this (b/c she is behind it) or the guy who would actually de-man himself by doing this. aw well, not my problem :)
Holy moly I love you.
Tamn, I'm so sad for you that people are commenting about how it's THEIR birthdays instead of YOURS! What kind of validation from your ebffs is that?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
and happy birthday to everyone who's birthday is today =D
this blog is so great. It's good to know that if you're posting about it, it's not something I should be doing :) Keeps me in check. I really have wanted my husband to post after seeing other husbands post about their wives but this blog makes me rethink all of that.
I promise you Laura, it is true. Of course, he has to mention how hot she is and how her beauty still arouses strong feelings of desire while then proclaiming he needs to keep it g rated cuz the kids will read it someday. Oh yeah, how she supports him in his ultra busy, high profile calling, what a beautiful home she creates, what an amazing Mom she is to their ultra amazing kids. Not to mention what a great cook she is and how strong her testimony is and what an example she is to all she meets, how she is so patient with his imperfections. Oh and let's not forget that he didn't think it was possible to love her anymore than he did on their wedding day, but he does.
I recently read a blog where the b-day girl actually blogged a day or two beforehand, that hubby better pick a fabulous and expensive restaurant for her b=day dinner because she was too amazing to eat at a chain restaurant because she was such a fabulous cook. She was dead serious. For her 25th birthday. While they're both in school. With a child. One of her commenters said "wow, I was happy I didn't have to cook. McDonalds was fine for my b-day dinner."
Of course, those of us in the know, know that it is frumps who make comments like that.
I bet he didn't do it b/c he was standing in a freezer all day and applying glitter to his body so that he can be your Edward tonight.
So, go to your room, spider monkey.
TAMN, you make me re-evaluate what I should be doing as a husband.
Some guy's are just SOOOO unsenstive, ya know????
Happy Birthday TAMN!!!!
Little lovables: Ew! But funny :)
Happy Birthday, TAMN. I'm sure JJWT has something planned for this weekend. After all, he has all the time in the world at work to think about this stuff. He's probably telling his office buddies right now about the surprises he has in store for you.
My favorite part of this is definitely "blogged from my ipad!!" Perfect.
I don't even think my husband knows I have a blog. We need to cleave more.
hahah everytime i read the blog i crack up ahaha
This post is so great! Happy birthday TAMN.
Little Lovables' comment wins.
happy birthday! you must be, what, 21 now?
Just wanna say your awesome and so is your blog! thanks for the LOL's
Didjuh check the overpasses on the freeway and all the one walkover on Univ Pkwy? Maybe he spelled out his bday wishes w/ plastic cups in the fencing. After all, you said it yourself that that's what happily ever after looked like on HIS bday last year. Maybe he's returning the bday luv.
He STILL hasn't posted anything about how much he loves you???????
Maybe you should see a marraige counselor...I'm just sayin.
UGH!! TAMNs that is such a terrible burden to carry on your Birth-izzel Day! Luckily for you, everyone already knows how great you already are. I hope that JJWT can find a way to make it up to you!!
By the way, your influence on my life: I just had to rethink how to write "grateful". Even now it looks so wrong...
LITTLE LOVEABLES! Thank you.
Oh, I just love those tribute posts... and then the next-day follow-up about how she had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO DO THAT... (yeah right) They're even better than the '30 reasons I love my hubby on his 30th birthday ones'!
STILL no tribute post... must be time for you to help hubby out TAMN, by posting what you just know he really wants to say...
Hey TAMN! Did you get your facebook invite to conference yet??? I'm not sure I would attend if I hadn't been invited.
Classic. :) Nothing better than a totally should-be-private tribute post
You're a September baby, too? Wow, I feel so blessed to share a birthday month with someone so famous like you! My husband took me for a weekend celebration in beautiful Monterey. But that is prolly really lame compared to how you spent your special day.So please share what JJWT surprised you with so I can vicariously live through you:-)
We share a birthday! Must have been a sad day in heaven when we both left! Happy birthday!
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