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I wish we could all be IRL besties you guys, bc seriously LOVE YOU, and if we were real life besties I would split a rio with a bunch of you and refill your diet any day, THEN hit the gateway for soooo many darling clothes that just SCREAM "us!!!" so loud we could NOT resIST and then whoopsies, overspend a smidge, end up hidding them from our hubbies until the credit card thingie comes, and then if JJWT or your hubby get's mad, we will cry and seriously bawl and then remind them of that one time they hurt our feelings real bad and then zinnnnng, the whole thing gets turned around on him and he'll end up apologizing his brians out and then I'll say, look, babenugget, I know you don't get it, I just need some girl time...AND THEN WE JUST DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
LOVE my life!
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I think you may be a genius.
O MEH GOODNESS TAMN YOU SCARED ME!
Umcuz, you see in where I now live (Totally followed the hubs to the mission filled for GrAd ScHoOl!) the "Gateway" is the yucky mall with a ROSS in it. TOTES forgot that it's the nice mall in Zion. If you were here we would go to the Oakway. Just sayin.
Wow TAMN, I seriously need a weekend like that!
So...I've done this. Awesome.
This is why hubby and I don't have a credit card.
I see you are also recycling your blog banners. Sad.
Oh my heck I stumbled on the PURRFECT shopping trick this week and it was totally for accident but def gonna use it FROM NOW ON. So I was all "I'm gonna chop off my lustrus locks super short like Carey Mulligan" and my hubby lover was all "no I love your hair" and I was all "well you never make a big enough deal about it so I am cuttin' it so there! Gurl power!" So he was all mopping and sad and I went to the salon but when I got there I was all "wait, now I wouldn't be able to curl it and make the momz who have no time to style jealous at church" so I decided to go shopping at the mall instead and when I came back with a new SUPER cute argile sweater hubby was SOOOOO relieved to see my beautiful hair he didn't even care I'd been shoppin'! LOL!
Seriously, can't wait to use this for realz. you should do it. Threaten you're going to go get your boobs reduced or your hair unstreaked or your butt fattenated and he'll be overjoyed to find out you just bought a new wardrobe at Anthro instead!
S'all good. That's what our hubbies do at sporting goods stores like Big 5 and Cabela's, right?!? Communicating about stuff like budgets and "credit card thingies" is so boring.
I love it when my hubs has to apologize his "brians" out after I have shopped too much. Greatest Post ever! Gotta go, I must hide things right now before the hubs gets home in fact!
I've been married almost 7 years and I had NO CLUE!!! Thanks for filling me in!!! Hey, does this work on parents? I'm assuming you still have access to some of Daddy's credit. ;)
I never thought of that.
I just keep pictures of all the frumpies in our ward inside my closet. So when he inspects my bags with distaste I can point and say, "Hey, you pay to play."
Um...what the heck is a Bible cat??
This post is hilarious but the comments just keep me laughing - MHANA.
Uh oh, you like Cafe Rio? My respect for you just dropped 10 points. Sad.
42 years of marriage and it still works. He's clueless.
OUCH!!!! (hit a bit too close too home.)
Dude, they have online payment options for this very thing. JJWT never has to know if you pay it online...
Oh my gosh, my brians can't handle how geniusy you are!!
Mhana!So funny! I don't have a hubs yet(I've got 11 months until I'm 22 so I'm totally ok, right?), but when the day comes I totally will use that i-duh. And tamn's two of corz.
I know this is just a joke but if that was my life I would die.
Oh my, you are in my head! I do the switch and bait emotional cry-blame-hubs apologize-then he gets me ice cream too!
TAMN, you are the awesomest. You have figured out the secret to sucess. - Good for you. Love you, XOXO
Seriously so bright ! Its like a lightbulb went on in my brian when I read your post. I bet this strategery will work w/ my hubbby -- Im gonna try it. Love you, XOXO
Seriously....you are so smart.
Another one, RIGHT on. Brilliant Tamners!
Oh PLZ pick me, TAMN!!! I don't live in Zion, but I'm going on a big trip soon and a NEED a new dress so I don't look like a frumpydump!!
OMG You're so skinny, I HATE you! j/k You know I heart you. XD
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