November 1, 2010

so gross i know

GUYYYYS! I've got EONS of TONS to tell you about our kickA customes and how unthankless everyone was about the bumload of work I, as activities chair, did for the church halloween party but how it was better since we had five OTHER parties to go to, but can't now, it will have to wait, it makes me sick to say it but yesterday....

I splurged and ate THREE fun size snickers.

In the same day.


Holy heffer! Gag!
So,CLEANSE TIME!!


Which is soooo awkward preggo and training for a triathelon, but you do what you gotta do.

TALK about a sugar comma. How was your's?

25 comments:

Ding Dong said...

omg. i know you have skinny issues... but an eating disorder? oh, tamn

Ding Dong said...

ps have you been to the down there doc? youre past your first trimester... its about time, you know

Ding Dong said...

ps have you been to the down there doc? youre past your first trimester... its about time, you know

Liz-a-nator said...

I'll drop off some pre-washed lettuce later today. You don't want your kids to look at their November 2010 scrapbooks and see their mom as a fatty, do you? *frownsmile* Lurve you!

Mhana said...

Eew. You know refined sugar is basically against the word of wisdom becuase its soooo adictive. I can't wait to deny my children treats then pitysmile all the bad moms. Also, you eating those treats kinda makes it seem like you turned off your porch light because your a heffer, not because it is righteous to frown on trick or treating on the sabath which is explicitly forbidden in the church manyul and probably the docternin covenants.

Brooke said...

Unthankless? Is that because everyone was busy thanking Lynzii?

Sarah said...

We had talks about family and choosing to spend our time on those things that are most needful yesterday - they should have had YOU speak instead of those other frumps! You've {ClEaRlY} got everything figured out!!!

Umm, hate to break it to you but those 3 Snickers had 510 calories in them - so glad you didn't eat the big ones!!! UGH! Hope you're having fun with your cleanse!!! I'm doing the Reese cleanse as we speak. You only eat chocolate and peanut butter for 48 hours! So healthy!

Carrie said...

fun size?!?! ummm, if you want to BE mini then you need to EAT mini. i never buy fun size because they're soooo huge. i would have thought YOU of all people could handle the temptation though being so righteous and all.

and yeah, you only have 183 more days to go! you're practically past your due date and we need updates!

Scott and Jillian said...

THREE?!??! fun sized-snickers?!??!?! Oh. My. Heck!!!! I can't believe it, TAMN. You are definitely slipping. Maybe you are having pre-pardum depression!!! Make an appointment with the Bishop, STAT!!

Sunny said...

I hope you didn't let JJWT see you binging like that. I never let my eternal companion see me doing anything uncute like eating, or breastfeeding, or sweating. Ick. If I expect him to stay faithful I totally have to do my part as resident hottie.

Hope you didn't blow it. Just sayin!

GladysIcanbee said...

Three words....H C G.

Melissa C said...

Just make sure you eat all the candy at once! It will be your cheat day, and the you will be fine. Or, you can just eat only candy for 3 days straight and you will likely lose weight. it is like impossible to eat 1500-2000 calories of reese's in 1 day, for three days in a row without getting sick to your stomach if you are used to eating healthy (like I know you are) and not being able to eat anything anyway. Greatest diet ever! however, if someone tries it that already can eat this much candy without blinking, it won't work and they will just get more tubalardy

Gina said...

Mhana - your "docternin covenants" cracks me up!

Frau said...

OK, it's one thing to confess online (It's cute and sassy to confess online.) But I would for sure make sure that no one in the play group saw that. I think that's against letting the light-so-shine.

And (frownsmile) I didn't eat any of my candy because I was prepared and had healthy treats out: apple juice, granola bars, fruit roll-ups etc. When I eat like that I look down at anyone eating (frownsmile harder) sugar.

Little Lovables said...

it's okay TAMN... had you taken those fun size snickers and blended them in a fresh fruity smoothie with added herbal supplements, than it would have been like healthy! just 'member that for next time, mkay? just don't eat the carbs on the sacrament plate for the next 3 weeks and you'll be all caught up and repenterant!

Andrew O. said...

TAMN, sometime you have to go to an interior decorating class so you can "excessorize" your 7,000-square-foot home.

MissGirl said...

No worries, Tams! You're only doing the tri for the t-shirt so eat four candy bars, it's all about the baby. You know you're naturally skinny.

P said...

We didn't have very many kidlets, and I thought I was going to have a lot of candy left for me, but some greedy little gremlin took two fistfuls toward the end. I was ticked when I saw a New York Mint fall into her plastic pumpkin, and almost reached down and retrieved it. Next year I'm going to give her one Jolly Rancher. A nasty watermelon flavored one.

Jessica said...

I love Sunny...

"do my part as resident hottie"

Aaaaahhhh---mazing!

That's a marraige I'd bet Linzi's life on.

Nanette Merrill and daughters said...

Not to be overly bitchy but I work with girls born and raised in American Fork. Sometimes I have to scream into my bent arm. Not to say I'm better than these girls, but let's get real - I am at least educated and was born and raised in the east (ok that did sound bitchy). This morning when I heard "dill for deal" and "fill for feel" I had to turn to your blog and read "your's" and felt a little bit of sanity return. I'm just glad I'm not the only one that thinks these things. Thanks a grundle.

Mom D said...

My Halloween was riotous and spirtual. I handed out home made sugar cookies in the shape of the Temple. It took a while to put all those windows and Moroni on, but looked sooooo fabulous. I put them in sellafane bags and tied them with darling ribbon that I attached passa long cards to. My loverbunz and stripeling warriors dressed up as Helaman and sons. We had about 200 trick or treaters b/c familys come from all over to get my treats and see my fab house. Hope yours was amazeing too.

Nanette, you so silly, it's let's git rill and American Fark. Who eltse do you know who reverses the or and ar sounds or adds a t before the s sound? For example, Hantsen, carner for corner etc. I just love hearing about their warshrags and hurricun. Prolly my fave is "we was and they was." They can slaughter the English language, but you better not call a wedding luncheon a wedding breakfast or they'll let you know how unsophisticated you are.

Misty said...

I LOVE YOU TAMN!

Token Asian Friend said...

I just ate three fun sized snickers reading this blog post, and a bag of doritos. I'm not even joking.

Laura--The Balanced Housewife said...

Then you don't want to know what I've been doing, TAMN. But I have the metabolism to handle it. Ha ha ha!

MamaBear said...

@ Nanette, grew up in AF, had a bishopric counselor who used to say "let's take and" before everything. as in, "let's take and say a prayer." or "let's take and take out our hymnals." i had a lot of fun making fun of him.

but now i'm a southerner (north carolina, not spanish fork), and i have all new language bashing. plus i'm presbyterian so we have all new parts of service to mock. or not. :D