November 3, 2010

hALLoWeEn UpDaTe!

I could tell you about seven other party's we went to but I know all you care about is the main one of which I was in charge of soooooooooooooo here're the updates!

The bad:
being activities co~chair is sooooo hard, but worth it. Ugh, Half the committee blew a casket when I bought a bunch of home decor stuff at Anthro for decorations and centerpiece's, got rembursed then took it home after for keeps. What? It's not like I didn't buy it THINKING about the party! And they were used for party purposes for over an hour! I'm just perma-storing it is all!

The good: The pressure was really on since it's pretty much tough to go anywhere but downhill after body glitter, ya know? Anywho, after alot of prayer and pondering about how to incooperate spandex and draw intention to my preggo chest, I finally clicked! L'il Alivyiah and me dressed up like super hot 80s aerobics instructers! One word: skin tight neon spandex! With french cut spandex undies! LOL! I hate to swear, but honestly, I looked dang good. Relax mom, the teensy shorts I threw on nearly covered my bum cheeks.
Since JJWT and Tridger were oily body builders {bonus: he waxed his chest again!}, it was a no-brianer when we won the "hottest fam" award I made up and then judged! The certificate's on the mantel, below all my thrifted owls.

30 comments:

Mhana said...

I shudder to think of what a thrifted owl might be. Tack owl decorations you bought at DI? Or are they actual mangy stuffed owls? Taxidermy makes me cry.

Token Asian Friend said...

I've always wondered how the phrase "Blew a casket" came to be, but after reading this halloween post, it makes total sense!

Diana Barlow Blaser said...

Thrifted owls! Awesome! Funny, funny, funnnneeee.

heidikins said...

Hey, at least the "blown casket" from your Anthro purchases would have matched the Halloween decor...if Anthro had Halloween decor. ;)

xox

Kim said...

i never leave comments but honestly I think we read the same blog. So funny.

Autumn Lynn said...

Wow Tamn! Did you see the family there that wasn't modest? You need to teach them how to be H-A-W-T and cover themselves.

MUAH

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

You're killing me here... the hilarity just doesn't stop!

debbie said...

Seriously, next year, if the activities committee even remembers, they will totes know where to find the Halloween decor for the trunker treat. What do they have to boo-hoo about? People just don't appreciate service. (Next year make sure they have the party in the middle of September, so the decor will be back where it belongs by October.)

Jackie said...

Blew a casket. Like a zombie?

Sunny said...

I’m confused. Your costume was neon spandex AND french cut undies? Like a two-piece leotard? Way to keep it modest in a tankini-tard! I know you guys looked way hot and I think it’s weird Lynzii got all jealous when you were play-flirting with her hubby. Hello! Hasn’t she ever heard of being “in character”? Some people just don’t get what church activities are all about.

Sarah said...

Good thing you're not in my ward - that refund request would have been DENIED! It's so thoughtful of you to not crowd the closets though! What a giver!!!

P.S. - Blew a casket made me LOL. Frills.

yours truly dear said...

i'm glad at least half of the committee appreciated your hard work. the other half obviously isnt stylish enough to appreciate anthro!

The Weed said...

Please stop talking about spandex and bum cheeks and undies on this blog. I really like it, but I don't really like the images you make me think of sometimes as a guy. It's inappropriate.

Thanks.

Kalen said...

lolololol @ thrifted owls.

mindy said...

blew a casket. I love you.

Coupon Person said...

I can't believe you didn't dress up as a skeleton with a baby skeleton on your tummy. Saw about 50 of those this year.

alyse said...

hahaha "below all my thrifted owls". hahahahahaha!

GladysIcanbee said...

So glad you went with the more modest (and decade appropriate) French cut undies rather than the hawter thong. Good work being the richus example we've all come to expect.

Frau said...

You mean JJWT doesn't normally wax? Um. EW. It makes it gross when you put the Edward body glitter on him for nuzzle.

Melinda said...

Just wanted you to know that I think you are hilarious and I love your blog. I can always count on you to make me smile.

And I think this is the only place I can stand to listen to Justin Beiber! For some reason it is way better on your blog!

Elizabeth Downie said...

Hahaha!! Thrifted owls... I think I may be reading the same blogs as you. That is too funny. Blew a casket is too good.

Ru said...

Like many of those before me ....

LOVED the thrifted owls. Hahahahaha!

Lynnette said...

thrifted owls!!!! YES.

Vanessa said...

You had me at thrifted owls... PERFECT!

kris said...

Hey, who said she bought Halloween stuff at Anthro? Couldn't it just be regular Anthro stuff she bought bc she felt like it? That's my guess.

Jensen said...

Briliiant!

Jewel said...

I'm glad it was a no-brianer. He's never helpful when it comes to judging. :)

Mom D said...

Thanks for reminding me that I need to pay better intention to my fridge and incooperate cleaning the casket a round the door into my cleaning routine. Wons it becomes a habit it will be a no brianer. Thnx!!!

Amber said...

You just keep getting better and better. You make me laugh and keep my head on when I run into the real TAMNer's out there.

SimpleSay said...

I just realized...you (or your twin) are in my ward!! Ha!