kay, JAZZ!

So, what're you guys doing Monday morning from 9 to 10?

After me and the other wives club gals drop off 50 stethoscope-and-briefcase decorated cupcakes to our hubby's class to celebrate that there are only 50 days left in the semester, we're all getting no-fat smoothies THEN at 9 AM we're going to watch Julie de Azevedo Hanks' Talk Show on KJZZ called "Home Team: You & Me Monday" where they are going to talk about this blog and why people read it at 9 AM. I'll even be on the phone. BAAAA!!! Blogging is the BEST.

Afterwards, we'll probably do tons of jogging in case we snuck a taste of full-sugar frosting, and do that cool thing where I put my ginorm wedding ring on a string and hang it over my belly and if it glows like a YWs medallion its girls and if it makes the shape of "A.P." its boys.

electronic zen!

L-O-V-E my life! (not a command) My prenate yoga class = all about about getting to know ourselves better, so I've taken this opp to reflect on who I am and what I stand slash shoot for in the best mode of self-reflection I know: ONLINE QUIZES! Guys what do you think? Accurate?? No?? So neat to just take time for ME for once!

Holy shiz. Your quiz results are so off the charts, our results are malfunctioning as the whole Internet unites in one giant collective BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Your Vibe is Super Sexy You feel 100% sexy at almost any moment And this inner sexiness really does boost your appeal. You're confident, playful, outgoing n adorable. Wait a sec, are you preggo? If so, you're the sexiest preggy EVER! 0% Geek Your Attitude is Better than 99% of the Population Whoa-ly moly! Somebody knows The Secret! Attitude determines altitude and you’re like Mt Everest around here. Talk about the total opposite of a downer! Your winner attitude means you’ll pretty much have the best life ever. You prolly already do. I Scored a 0%! You Are Smokin' Hot Dang, girl! You exude steam slash sizzle like a fajita platter of righteous heat! You Are a Super Diva Some may complain about your diva ways, but who the H cares? Nothing wrong with demanding the best and being darling. Treat yourself for once--poor thing!

You Are 182% Vain

ALERT! ALERT! NO MORTAL HAS EVER SCORED THIS HIGH BEFORE!

What Asian Country Should You Visit? You Should Travel to Japan

You'll love Asia and fit right in because you're skinny, fashionable and heart Hello Kitty. Not to mention all the Asian you've picked up over the pedis! And who knows? Token Asian Friend, *MARY* and Grumpy Angel might even show you around!

YIKES! Sometimes the Internet knows me so well it's freaky like a weejee board, but deep instead of evil. What're you're results???

In the Hallow of his hand

Okay, just for a point of clarification since everyone was flipping out about my lack of ring in my darling 15 week preggo belly pic...NO I am NOT bloating! Took that pic @ the gym and my personal policy is that I never wear my ring at the gym. No particular reason.


Hi guys! Seriously need like a buttload of help because I only have like > than 8 days to come up with the BEST Halloween costume EVER! Want everyone who see's me to say, "Whoa-ly cow! Who's THAT!?!" (in an awesome way, not weird). Also want to receive (minimum) 5-7 respectful whistles throughout the nite. Help!


Requirements: sassy, darling, original, acceptably skanky. Not like GROSS skanky, but a little like "Geez, whoa, cute, I didn't know that was even ALLOWED" kind. Just can't decide! A sexy clown? A spandex-wearing mole-free witch? A cowgirl? A bedazzled nurse? A surfer? A modest french made with tons of values? HELP!

BOOed (the nice kind)

Seriously you guys, I am so in love with FHE! Our neighbor "booed us" which was neat but totally gross of them, I mean, the rice krispy treats were yum but generic (not that I had any, I just sniffed JJWT's before he ate 'em) and the paper with a ghost on it was ok but sad bc it was just a photocopy, zero sassy. Love sassy. Had to totally redo the poem so it was fab instead of lame. You can tell whoever it was isn't an extra miler. Unless it was you. In which case, LOVE YOU and THANX for totally making my day! :)

Anyway, the poem said to pass it on which I took to mean make it awesome. Baked up some homemade pretzels from TOTAL scratch in a few minutes (takes most people all day) then dipped them in yummy-nummy chocolate and cut Splenda-sprinkles into the shape of itty bitty kitty cats and witch hats and rolled them in car-mull and put them in different colored baggies and took each paper and punctured them with uniquely-shaped hole punches and attached them to each baggie, THEN cut out the tops of the bags to look like witches hat's!! Bummer there aren't Halloween-themed scriptures or church quotes or it would of been even better. But, L-O-V-E HOW THEY TURNED OUT. Then I added a bumload of black fringe and stamped up the following poem:

We started to carve a pumkin
with our carving knife and scoop
But the pumkin got so scared
he took a little poop.

It looked so cute and funny
and good enough to eat!
So we brought it to you
for a Halloweenie treat!

My hub and feti are the best
Though this I bet you know
Hope you luv all these ell-bees
Since you can't afford Anthro.

LOL! :)

Anyway, I didn't want them to know it was me, BUT I also didn't want to miss the opp to network, so I went ahead and stuck a label for my home-based party consultant biz on the bottom. What do you think, new tradition?

you just never no!!

(Way sorry for the technical difficulties guys, but you can listen to the recent bloggy panel my cute self was on Thursday as part of Access Utah's UPR radio show by clicking here or by visiting the link on my sidebar right over there --->)


Hi guys! Know what is SO WEIRD? Everyone keeps asking if our been preggo was an accident or a suprise or what. Seriously, everyone wants to now about our nuzzle-life! SHEESH! Hate to talk about private stuff and honestly, anyone who knows me knows self absorbation makes me cry, but bc you guys are my e-BFFs and BEGGING to know and its only the Internet so not that many ppl'll see this, I'll tell you.


Seriously, we don't know how it happened!


TOTAL SUPRISE! Don't really want to call (as my e-friend Whitney R would say) "sliding down the baby slide from heaven" an ACCIDENT, but seriously we were NOT planning on it and TOTAL SHOCK raised through my vains when I realized we were preggers! Member how I didn't need to take a test, but just felt that special baby filling and knew our little munchkin bean gummi bears were inside there!!?! So weird we got preggy since I was on the quote on quote pill. Hadn't taken it in a couple weeks cuz I kept spacing it, but I still had them ON my dresser which means I was technically on it! Seriously, what are the chances!??! So glad slash shocked are very own Wholesome Twins are on their ways!!

Anyways, trying to show how greatful I am for the best suprise miracle piece of womb-awesome ever by tanning tons to help incubate 'em. My uterine oven + the tanning bed oven = double baked tater twins.

dee-bate GROUP HUG!

YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE TAMNERS ON YESTERDAY'S ACCESS UTAH RADIO SHOW BY CLICKING RIGHT HERE.

Guys! Lurve you! Sorry it's been FOREVERS since I posted!!!! Bad I know! Don't hate me! No excuse accept way busy!! My darling hub AngelBabe-ers tried to make me watch the dee-bate last night...BOAR-RING!! Why would I want to watch it when you already know my poli-tickle opinions?? But even though scarry slash boring current events are lame-o, I'm an unfaultering wife so I sat by him while HE watched, but def zoned out for most of the yawners like taxes, schools, war...seriously, HELLO, talk about something RELEVANT and INTERESTING. How out of touch are they!? Do they even WATCH The Hills or Biggest Looser? Anyways, it went on for freaking ever and at the end while I was twirling my cute hair and rubbing my teensy belly I saw this:


Ack! Grampy McCain had a lizard face seizure!! Sad! And Brock looks way mad or sad. Wish everyone could win! Conflict is the WORST! In the law/biz/med/dental skewl wives club we do hilarious slash zany awards, we make sure everyone gets one, so I hope whoever doesn't get enough votes will still get some kind of prize bc I would totally cry if I lost (not that I would) and I don't want to see either of these dudes melt down. Did Mitt get anything??

GUESS WHAT!?!?!

One of your e-BFFs is going to be on the radio and her name starts with T and ends with AMN and is darling and preggo with the hottest twin feti ever and loves Pal, awesomeness and the plan!! Yours truely will be on Access Now on Utah Public Radio, Utah's NPR friend, Thursdee at 9 AM and again at 7 PM w/ some other people talking about blogs. Click here to listen and then let's totally chat about it over pedis mmmkay??

SHRIEK OUT W/ ME!!

Does this call for a diet coke or WHAT? Way bad i know but guys, its a special ocassion and the feti metabolize it at like the speed of lite.

if you missed it, it will be on again at 7 PM (visit www.upr.org) to figure out how to listen and I'll post a link when it's up on they're website. Love you!