Hi everybody! If you know ANYTHING about me besides that I love JJWT and Anthropologie (but I like to call it "Anthro") and that I am seriously so blessed, you probably know that I love cute stuff. Especially cute stuff that has an overpoweringly cute smell!! Therefore, I especially love CANDLES!
Name a brand. LOVE IT! In fact, I sell it, and have tons of cute new candles in my basement, so I just wanted to invite anyone who likes cute stuff that smells AWESOME (and who doesn't, right?!) to come over and check out all the darling new smells and if you host a party, I can get you 5% off orders of over $200!!! And there's this new kind that is extra super. Instead of using wicks, they use a warmer and cute little bars of wax. Smells YUMMY! They smell so much better, are so much safer, last way way longer, are way cuter, AND they don't leave the ugly black smoke marks on your walls! Serious...they are the best! You should totally do it. But more than anything, I am just so greatful to have a healthy, moving body to be able to participate in such fun adventures as candle selling. Candles are a way cute, way affordable, way awesome way to make your house a home, which is where the heart is.
Which reminds me, I am looking for a way to make my teeth so white they glow in the dark. I think this will make me feel even more adorable, and also help with my emergency preparedness so we won't need flashlights when the power goes out.
June 30, 2008
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Oh my gosh! You are so charitible to share your favs with us like this! Count me in!!!! Can I get in on your franchise?!
Oh my HECK! I hope you're gonna have a candle party! Invite me to your candle party and I'll totally invite you to my bead party. It's on Thursday. I was gonna have it on Friday but that's when my SIL is having her Shades party and on Saturday is the Southern Living party at my BFFs. But I'll totally come to yours if you'll come to mine.
My hubby keeps telling me to stop going to so many parties, but I just can't help it - all of my friends love me so much and want me to come to their parties, you know? LOL! ROFL!!!
Oh and if you rub glow stick sauce on your teeth that will totally make them shiny.
Do you have your own candle making website/blog? That would be awesome and very business mom of you. Also, theme candles are the best idea, I think--like one shaped like a Ghost for Halloween, or Santa for Christmas. Whatev. Think about it.
Getting sweet dills is awesome. I'm sure that is one of the reasons that you loves the Anthro. I saw this beat up old doorknob there, I'm sure that it was probably rescued from an old condemned beach house in Nantuckett or a castle in Germany or something. Anyways (that is anyway, plural) It was only $350. Such a still! I was wondering if I could order some of your candles and have you mell them to me.
Would it be possible to make a "Twilight" candle that has the essence of Edward? Because I would totally buy all of them!!!!
And I agree with Sue, you HAVE to have a candle party where I can spend my life savings on candles. I'm thinking you could also combine it with an Amway party, to kill two birds with one stone.
Oh, and don't use Crest Whitening Toothpaste. I'm suing them for false advertising, as stated on my totally awesome blog.
This blog should be renamed "Seriously, So Utah Mormon."
Anonymous, you are a total genius. Way to recognize satire when it craps in your face.
Hilarious. My blog is exactly what you are poking fun of. Nice job. Funny stuff!
Ohhhhhh, I LOVE candles!
I have three melting in candle warmers right now!
Candles are SO awesome! They are such a blessing!
Whoever invented the candle warmer was truly inspired! They are such a blessing because they bless us by keeping us safe. Do you know how many homes caught fire last year because of candles? Candle warmers totally ROCK! They are the AWESOMEST!
If you get really really tan, your teeth will look whiter.
Thank you for making fun of people in a way that i can't on my blog due to the nature of my readership.
Yeah, because making fun of people is not only an age-old Mormon value, it helps you feel better about yourself.
Make shore that when you have that candle/tupperware/"slumber"/bead party, that you fer shore invite you're working friends. Of course you don't rilly want them to come but you will hope (and pray) that they will offer to take a catalogue to work with them, hopefully doubling your order. Because even tho you wouldn't be caught dead working...theirs know reason you shoon't benefit from those who do.
I just love how all the negative comments tend to be "anonymous". A real shame, because I'd love to check out their blogs and see how blessed THEY are, too!
Dear Anonymous,
Don't take yourself so seriously.
Seriously.
Oh my GOSH SHOOT!!!! I already went to Kaytee and Tadley's townhouse for there candle party. Its so great that he supports Kaytee in her career like that. Maybe JJWT can start coming to your candel parties to!???!?!
Post your address so I can come to your basement!
Why, why, why? Even if you are being satirical, why?
I have such a good idea for you! You should totally fake and bake until you are so dark that your teeth will just naturally gleam. Don't worry about skin cancer, emergency preparedness is totally more important. Plus doctors can totally fix that.
Dear anonymous,
Yeah, because making fun of people is not only an age-old HUMAN value, it helps you feel better about yourself. And posting anonymous makes you feel so big about yourself because now you are doing the same thing.
I am so glad to see that you too have joined the fast paced career of candle-selling!
I just use my ward directory as my guest list whenever I throw a candle party. Or a Pampered Chef party. Or a Mary Kay party. Or a Cookie Lee party. They are so willing to come over and spend money even though I never talk to them otherwise.
My ward thinks I'm so cute and they never fill used. They love to support me in all my careers. Thank goodness for my ward directory!
you our dum
So excited cited, and I just can't hide it, hide it.
I know you don't know who I am, but this blog is probably the best thing ever. Where did you get the idea to do it? Thank you, the end.
I would totally eat candles to injest their blessed awesomeness if I could, they are so completely awesome.
Fer cute!
I actually used the word "anthro" on my blog the other day. I thought I was clever making it up, and now I hang my head in shame as I realize The Candle People have been saying it with reckless abandon all along and omygosh did you get that from stumbling across my blog at some point and I inspired the satire?
Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. I never want to be one of The Candle People.
I like to buy stuff at all the party's I go too! What else could be meant by "Going To A Party"???
AWESOME!!! I can't wait to come to your candle warmer party with fun smelling wax. However, I have a jewelry/tubberware/jeans/stampin'/modest swimwear/shade clothing party on the same day at Brittany/Amber/Camie/Jennifer/Summer's house, plus tons of errands to run. But I'll try my very best to be there!!! WAY FUN!!
Y'all, Scentsy candles seriously smell SO GOOD! Like CANDY! Sometimes when I'm checking my inventory, I get hungry and have to remember those sticks aren't Laffy Taffy. SO! GOOD! Anyway...yeah, I love throwing Scentsy parties! My favorite part is when Tadley is carrying in all of the stuff and I walk behind him to watch his butt, but that's my favorite part about EVERYTHING!
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