Hey everybody!! Thanx for all your Q's...here come the A's!! It will take me a few to answer them all, but this is SUCH a darling way for us to get to know each other...well, for you to get to know me, but whatever.
Q: Which Prophet/Mormon/Pioneer ancestor will you name your baby after?
A: Ugh...none! Not to be rude, but what the BOAR-RING and OVERdone! We need something as unique as we are sooo I had the best idea EVER and compiled this list, we're gonna choose a syllable from each row, maybe even out of mason jars and then VOILA! Mixnmatch!
totally cute + totally fun = totally adorable!
Q: What's your calling in your ward and how do you make it awesome?
A: Ooh, fun question!! I'm the Mia Maid advisor and the love is seriously so everywhere. THEY HEART ME like cuh-razy because it's like, I barely just WAS them, and it is weird but cool for them because I'm young like them, AND I'm married! Love being a role model! Plus, sometimes we swap gawdy jewelry and semi-skanky boots. Also I help them do good at improving (setting meaningful personal goals, for example). Last week we made super tight shirts that say "Modest is hottest!" and this week they'll learn about service by making me a paper chain to countdown the days til my baby is born and covering each inch of each paper with adorable darling stamps...SO EXCITED! Only 272 days to go!!
Q: Are you going to have your baby naturally? Are you going to breastfeed?
Ew, you guys! Those are the grossest questions ever! Why do you have to be negative and disgusting about something as cute as my baby??! Blechy! I don't do pain and I definately don't do messy. Why worry about serious slash boring details like that when there are color swatches to find, quilts to make, floating blog fetuses to watch, pictures of my belly to take, alarmingly big headbands to buy??!
Q: Please describe your first kiss with JJWT in as much detail as possible.
A: Oh my swoon! Love that guy! This may be crazy I know, but we kissed before we ever held hands because holding hands is more special, but however our first smoochy was divine and happened just the way it was suppose to. Have you heard this song?
Q: What do you guys call it? Do you "have s-e-x"? Do you make love? Do you "lie together in the marital way"? Just curious.
A: Oh, you mean nuzzling?