August 8, 2008

HIGH JACKED

Hey guys, this is Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor or JJWT for short. I guess I should introduce myself since I know my wife has a ton of blogging friends I don't know. I snuck onto TAMNs computer because I am highjacking her blog. She'll never see it coming even though she gave me her password last night. She'll probably be so T.O.'d but I just wanted to publicly tell the internet that my wife is such a killer wife. She has been awesome this whole pregnancy and is always worrying about others so I thought this would be HER time to shine for once. Today lets honor my adorable TAMN.

This pic is from three trips to Hawaii ago. This pic rocks. My wife is the shiz.

Top 10 things I love about my TAMNers:

10. I always thought you were hot and after a couple dates I forgot about all eight of my buddies that had dated you before I did.
9. I'll never forget when I found out you had used someone else's mom as your own. Yeah it was weird, but I couldn't even be shocked or mad because you were so cute explaining that you wanted me to like you so bad.
8. I think it's cute how after seeing Twitch and Joshua in the finals, you want me to try out for SYTYCD with the stagename AngelLoaf.
7. It drives me nuts that very time you borrow my truck you insist on taking 15 to put the "Yield to the Princess" license plate cover on and don't always remember to take it off, but it's cool and kind of cute.
6. All your GNOs mean that I get hours of uninterrupted Halo time.
5. Honestly, that time you nominated me for EQ prez was a little awkward. I felt weird passing out buttons and putting that campaign sign in our yard, but I know you were just trying to be supportive.
4. I love that all I have to do is drop a couple hundred bones on a spa day and then I can golf all I want.
3. You are such a good mother already. I am so pumped to have a little stud around to tell all my HS football/mission stories to so thanks for baring him.
2. The lunches you bring me every day at law/business/medical/dental school rock. At first the sandwitches tasted weird because of the perfume you sprayed in the lunchbag but now it only stings my tongue a little.
1. All those times our first year of law/business/medical/dental school when I told you I was studying but I was really watching R-rated movies and you didn't even question me.

Your the best. Love you babe!

55 comments:

Katelynn said...

God I love this blog.

Anna Macfarlane said...

Hubbies that write love letters on your blog are so stinkin' sweet and celestial. Share the hawt loving with the world... it's practically missionary work to show "non"-ers how totally awesome forever can be!

Nik "the BoyWonder" said...

is she naked in that pic.....it looks like she is naked!!!

the Organized Mom said...

No, she is totally wearing a super modest one piece swimsuit!!

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Adam and Kristina said...

Just when I was starting to think I had the most romantic hubby ever, who was willing to dress up like Edward so I could dress up like Bella, to set the mood for nuzzling, JJWT has to go and write a completely amazing post, and I had to question my husband's love for me.

But then I saw that he watched R rated movies (what, does he drink Dr. Pepper too?!?!), and I realized that I truly do have a keeper.

Sarah said...

I find spritzing a little Pink Grapefruit Body Sprtizer from B&BW on my JJWT's lunch doesn't leave too much of an after-taste and its like adding fruit to an already nutritious meal!

cheri said...

Ok, the tone of this one is totally different and perfect. "Even though she gave me the password last night"? Whoever you are, you are a genius.

EmandZachsmom said...

HILARIOUS!!! Thanks!

Mother of the Wild Boys said...

Pure genius...just ignore the haters and keep the hilariousness coming!

GrumpyAngel said...

Seriously hilarious!!!! My gosh--- I wanted to write a "satirical" comment to get into the spirit of this blog, but I'm totally speechless from laughing right now. I love that part about campaigning for EQ prez! Are you really LDS? I can't believe any of us have that kind of self-depreciating humor especially about our religion. We take it, oh, so seriously!

Mel said...

Wow! What a stud of a hubby! My husband would never take the time from his decathlon training (yeah...he's that awesome...TEN events!!) to honor me in my blog. *sigh*

Brittany said...

R-rated movies!? Well, Schindler's List and The Passion of the Christ don't really count as R. Btw, did you know that PG-13 is the New R?? I don't even watch PG-13 anymore. I only watch DiSnEY! DISNEY DISNEY DISNEY! (That, and Desperate Housewives)

PS: Was that your trip to Hawaii where you told me that "When you're on vacation, you're also on vacation from wearing your G's."??

Lindsay said...

OMGosh! It looks like there is a HEART in the picture between you guys! Loves it! U 2 were so MFEO!

Jessie said...

I make my husband keep his rated R movies in a cupboard so that I can pretend they don't exist!!! Yay! He always does what I tell him too! YAY!!

Ginnie said...

So, like, JJWT are you naked in that pic?!

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Peaches said...

That is sow not TAMN!! I see split ends- duble ew

Holly said...

LOL!! Thanks for my daily laugh. This blog is terrific!

Celestialgurl said...

I wish I could find a JJWT just like you! Your like HOTT with two T's...I'm just sayin ;)

Renee said...

JJWT is so super sweet. If he ever learns how to play guitar on that one he bought before his mission, I totally bet he'd write you a love song.

Skipper said...

JJWT, what's yours and TAMN's favorite cable reality show? "Girls Next Door," "Real World," "The Hills"...

Kalola said...

That is so not a photograph of JJWT and TAMN. They never went to Hawaii. I should know, I'm the photographer.

Anna said...

I just came to this blog today and I gotta say (though knowing myself I'd think that I would find some of it a little inapriopriate) I can't help but laugh my butt off! Good thing I'm easy going and have a good sense of humor. Thanks for using your talents to put laughter into our day... whoever you are.

Christina said...

I'm pretty sure TAMN is wearing a suit from Shade. I'm hoping anyway or I am soooo not reading this blog anymore. Also, wouldn't it be more appropriate to call JJWT President?

Spencer said...

Bro-dawg! Brofess! What up! Remember when we sold all those alarms systems to old women suffering from alzheimers! Awesome freaking day! You said that day was way better than your wedding day, but it looks like things are looking up! Tell TAMN hi for me and ask her if she remembers our trip to MOAB before you guys met. APX fo life!

liliblogs said...

I keep thinking you're gonna hafta run out amazing stuff to blog about... but your blog is the gift that keeps on giving! (I know, I shouldn't be surprised, because your life is seriously awe-sum)

Melissa said...

Laughing again... and again

Asenath said...

oh em ge! I am totally in Hawaii right now and hope that I am righteous enough to have a picture like that before I leave! Pray for me ok??? JJWT, do you have any available friends?

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

Just sayin'....

"inappropriate" = hilarious!

and

If you're not laughing, it's about you.

Kelsey & Roxi said...

I'll vote for you for EQ prez any day :)

Genius, love it!

TaeLynn said...

LO freaking L! Mysterious blog writer, you've done it again!

Kelly said...

LOVE your blog!!!! Keep it coming baby...

Kelly said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog... Keep em coming babe!

TriggerFinger said...

JJWT I think I totally saw u at Cabella's during priesthood session all dressed up in your suit...u rock!

Rustino Scar said...

Brosif, I totally hear ya. I'm in dental/medical/law/business school right now, and I am always "studying"/watching inappropriate movies like Zoolander, but it's definitely the edited version. my wifey would seeeer hate me if she found out though.

TriggerFinger said...

JJWT, I swear I saw you at Cabella's during the priesthood session of conference all decked out on your suit - you rock!

Bella said...

this is a great entry!! so nice to finally 'meet' theeee jjwt!!! (you can completely pass as a guy!)

May! said...

This is kind of like how blurb highjacked dooce's blog, except he has admin rights. You shared your password, like a good EC should.

Your love is so deep and abiding. How do you explain this to all your single friends? Have you seen the "singles issue" of the Ensign this month?

Pilcrow said...

oh ow ow ow ow

it hurts so good

I'm totally chastened by JJTW's example, I am going to go be more righteous right now

shel7by said...

tears. tears. so funny.

Cindy said...

Duh, everyone knows TAMN was dfnitly whering her super-cute yet ttly modest bikini!

ktmay said...

This blog is so stinking funny I made my husband sit next to me so I could read it to him (in my BESTEST EVER valley girl voice of course)He laughed his hind end off just as much as I did...Funny chicks are HOT. My hat is off to you, funny girl.

Irelan Family Blog said...

OMG you are like the cutest hubby ever. Plus all the things you love about TAMN are totally cute!!

Let the Good Times Roll! said...

Nomination for EQ prez... that was so funny. You are so creative, I love it.

SHANNA said...

so funny!!! love the husband visit.

Logan & Kelly said...

I echo the saying-- "If you are not laughing, it's about YOU!" Way to go, TAMN and JJWT! You are my fav couple ever!

sheldonandjulie said...

It is so good to see husbands who cherish their wives. I talk to many people who just complain about their hubbys. Sounds like you got a good one. Every woman deserves a good one. (So is this comment ok, or did I miss something again:)HAHAHAHA

Oh BTW...do you know a Mao Sepulvida?

Tif said...

AngelLoaf is the perfect stagename. You should totally go for it. I know you would win because your wife is so seriously blessed so you will be too. Lucky!!

ramsam said...

Oh my Heck! you are so super lucky to have your DH get on here and seriously tell everyone publicly how great you are. You have to totally give me a heads up when he auditions so I can like, dial and vote for him for the entire 2 hours.

Sometimes my hubby still wears blue shirts to church. I hope people don't get the wrong idea about him, because he really is a totally awesome guy and can be super duper spiritual when it counts.

The Raybould Family said...

Maybe TAMN should try the edible scents stuff so that JJWT's sandwich will taste more like a romantic wish than poison.

Sadie said...

I'll vote for you to be EQ Prez! haha genius. :)

Mrs. Clark said...

It's nice to know that JJWT and TAMN are so equally yoked!

I love this blog.

It's Just Me... said...

Hey JJWT,
Does Tamn soften your rough edges with her femininity?
Barbie

Jennifer B. said...

This is one of my favorites.
The perfume killed me.