August 26, 2008

this one's for the girlz!!

Officially in love with all my girls, both YOU (my e-BFFs!) and wives club-FFs and Bunc/ko FFs and book club FFs and all the girls from when JJWT sold pest control/security systems to save up for my ring and my MiaMaids who keep me young by texting all day...seriously don't feel FIVE years older than them! Ack!--and all my hair school girls and all the girls from when I nannied which I consider my internship for motherhood! SO glad that out of all my groups of friends, none of my girls are caddy or clicky, just chill with ZERO drama!! Today I e-honor you!

Special thanx to my law/business/medical/dental school wives club committee (we need a NAME for our club, any idizz???!) and everyone who helped yesterday's welcome tunnel an amazing success so thanx for your prayers! While JJWT and the other hubbys started school, us wives took tons of pix of ourselves making silly faces and--get this--sassy poses! Then 8 of us split a salad at Cafe Rio bc who wants to be a tubbalard (NOT ME!), then we got natural fro yo and stroller jogged home with special pilates handweights. Even though I don't have a bebe yet, still pushed a stroller for practice and it was seriously super fun.

Good news everybody (frills this time!): the universe is smiling upon us once more bc the hot new shirts you voted for are ready to pre-order! BAAAA! Click here to check them out! Before I nannied and went to hair school, I totally was almost a fashion designer so this is defiantly giving me my design institute fix!! Thanx to some MORE of my girlz, the cute slash talented reader shel7by and the adorable Line Upon Line lady for the designs and the seriously fantastic Bruce of AdProMarketing (even though he's not a girl) that made all this possible. Wipe tear (so greatful 2b a cute crier). Great for Bunco shirts, book club shirts, girlz camp shirts, wives club shirts, seriously.

Anyways, I'm MAJOR stressing because (sad slash embarrassing to admit this) I'm TWO cruises behind with scrappin'...SO greatful for girltime that seriously makes all the crazy stress that's piling up just melt away and I get sooo happy inside!! LOVE YOU!

UPDATE: Did you see that my blog was seriously on the Lord's channel today? BAAAA!!
Also, the t-shirt link is working for some but not others; COMPUTERS ARE SO HARD!! Try http://www.seriouslysoblessed.com

75 comments:

kris said...

Love you too! Post those sassy pics, girl! Will you wear a fro yo shirt next time you go fro yo with the girls???

rachael said...

Yum! One-eighth of a salad prolly hit the spot!

Great job on the shirts you guys. Those are a crack up and I can't wait to see someone wearing one.

Chase, Goldie, and Jax said...

OMG!!! (Oh My Gosh) I am having the hardest time deciding who I am going to watch today at 4:00. It is so hard to change the channel from Oprah, but I might be able to for you TAMN - 'specially in Oprah is looking fat today.

Adam and Kristina said...

Those shirts are amazing! They are like wearing a scrapbook page on my chest! I normally wear a large (sad), but I'm thinking an XSmall will accentuate The Girls nicely.

And the next time the women in my ward ask me to come scrapbooking, like any good Mormon woman should, I'll just point to my chest. Then they'll know I got it covered.

Chelsea said...

I cannot wait to get my t-shirt, cause seriusly my life IS a kick a fairytale!

cheri said...

WAY TO GO TAMN! The tv thing was awesome. You go, girl!

j said...

Suggested name for the wives club committee: "The Better Haves"

Annette Lyon said...

I am SO gonna cry or somethin, because the link doesn't work for me. Waaah! I'll have to come back later to see your amazing designs so I can be thankful for them too.

Cass said...

Loved the spot on KSL! You go gurl!!!

Stephanie said...

I was so excited to see you on TV today! I truly consider you one of my best "blends" (blog-friends), and for that I am seriously, so blessed. Keep it up!

Libby said...

TAMNers, I sooooo totally don't want to freak you out, but I think your link doesn't work or something. I am so hyperventilating because maybe too many other people are looking at your cuters tees right now and maybe there's not enough e-room for me to look at them or maybe you blocked me because you don't want to be my e-BFF anymore?!?!?!? OMGosh I am so worried right now. Oh, or maybe it says "page not found" b/c Yvette trashed your site 'cause she's so jealous of how awesome you are. If that's right then this is just a TRIAL you are going through and I will pray for you!

Nancy said...

K, the shirtz are DARLING, I'm totally ordering tonz!! Only prob is no xxs/xs?! SAD! How can ur life even be a kick-A fairy tell if you are, ew, plus sized? Guess, I'll go ahead and order a size small. Might work since my super secret "proseedure", that no one except my DH and VT's know bout. But that operation is NOT against the plan. Wasn't it Shari Dew that said, "if you have an old barn, wouldn't you paint it and fix it up?" or something like that.

The Raybould Family said...

I love the T designs! I sure hope there will be more! I'm super bummed I didn't get to see you on TV. Link it! Oh, and I just got called to be the Mia Maids adviser too! SO, I am going to order one of the super super small T's to show them how horrible being materialistic is and that they shouldn't starve themselves to look like me (in my super tight shirt). Cause Modest is Hottest!

La Yen said...

You should be the Habeas Hotties/Bicuspid Beauties/Masters of Bizness Administrators/S.T.A.T (Seriously Too Amazingly Terrific).

Hambone said...

Congratulations on making the news.
I stumbled on your blog a week and a half ago and have been like a deer in the headlights ever since. Still trying to wrap my brain around the phenomenon.
You are one witty gal. You need to write the LDS version of "Belly Laughs." It would sell like...how do you say..."fro-yos."

that girl said...

ew, i can't read your silly blog anymore after seeing your chubby fingers (which means you must totally have FP) and ugly lime jello green outfit on TV (yup, i was right) ... i really believed the mastermind behind seriouslysoblessed would be cool, but totally judging from the outside ... you're NOT! too bad.

L and T said...

I thought for sure you were a dude, til I saw you today on the news. Good for you, making a few bucks off this blogging madness.

~j. said...

THX for the teez! Got em in the mail today OMGOSH that homemade scrapped card was soooo fetch. YER SO FAMOUS I saw on the news. Nice plant/lampshade!

U-R-A-Q-T said...

So super cute on heaven's channel today. Gotta run. I know you'll understand...BuNco night...BAAAAA!!

jdb in AZ said...

If you can't open the link for the t-shirts, does that mean your computer isn't righteous?

Where's the Uram and Thumin when you need it?

I cannot read a sealed web site!

Chicy-Creations said...

Great job on the news today!

THE MORTENSENS said...

Your blog is hilarious! I heard about it from my sister. I am totally going to be a regular reader.

cheri said...

GOOD JOB TAMN!

that internship for motherhood line is classic. So fun to see my e-BFF on tv!

Brea Marie said...

Thank heavens for Tivo!! I got to record you and Oprah. You did a great job. Thanks for all your humor. You are an incredible writer. Keep it up e-BFF!

Tricia said...

BAAAAAA!!! I saw MY COMMENT I LEFT YOU TODAY ON THE NEWS!!! If you stop the feed at 2:02, you can see my name...sorta blurry tho. Woot woot..I got second hand press!

Suhweet. And you know what, I'm glad you aren't dooce after all. I like you better. bc you don't use swear words, just ALL CAPS to get your point across.

Lisa said...

"The Eternal Wives Club"...living the plan for my man

linzipoo said...

Curse that square lampshade! I was totally prepped to "meet" you and am so bumming now.

Maybe next time.

Kerry said...

TAMN TAMN TAMN TAMN! I'll split a pork salad with you anytime! What are these special pilates handweights?!?!?

Chelle said...

Heart you TAMN! I totally can believe how famous you are!!!

The Tyson and Amy Show said...

SERIOUSLY, are you my clone?!

Jacque said...

I totally watch the Lord's channel. I do every day. It's part of my morning routine. You know: Prayers, scripture reading, and the Lord's mouthpiece for the weather update. So, I then decided it should be part of the night routine too. Seriously, aren't we SO Stinkin' blessed to have the news? I mean, how would I know I could show off my Glitter Toes in my fit-flops if I didn't know it was going to be warm and sunny?! Anywayz!! SUCH a great highlight of your blog. It was an uplifting report to hear before din-din. The spirit was so strong for dinner prayer. Thanks and LOVES!!
-Jacque

it's me, andrea. said...

I knew you were a fraud. But I still can't stay away. Nice work!

Chelsea said...

Ok, seruisly we totly need a link or something. Those of us who live out in the mission field need to be able to watch your awesomeness!

Jessica said...

hope 1/8 of a salad didn't make you feel too bloated. :) seriously.

it was fun to see you on tv (well part of you)

Token Asian Friend said...

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4108250

You were so cute! Just as I imagined. Except for the red hair...were you wearing a wig? Cuz we all know that red-heads are all fiery, hot-headed, opinionated liberals. Remember how I got when i peroxided my hair?

Melissa said...

The news spot was so super fab! I'm off to check out your way cute t's

liliblogs said...

You totally made two of my suggestions (Kick-A fairy tale & Fro-Yos) into tee shirts! Even though you are the genius behind the quotes, but the truth of what you said totally resonated with me, and I can't help but feel special for having contributed to your totally awesome cause to cleverify and beautify us all!

I totally want to buy all of your shirts, but now with your site being so popular and all (I mean--the NEWS?!! I always knew you'd end up FAMOUS!), I'm worried that everyone would match me, and we all know that that's just gross! TAMN, please stop becoming more and more popular, because I rilly rilly want to buy your shirts, but I don't want to look trendy when everyone and their cow comes to my next scrapbooking nite wearing your shirt! Ew SICK!

ramsam said...

You wives whould be called Blessed Wives of Hot Hubbies (BWHH)....bc you are all totally blessed and your honies are, like, the hottest and smartest ever. Seriuosly.

I have totally been swapping notes w/ Shel7by, so I can tell since you picked her designs it is absolutely meant for me to buy one. Destiny is so fab.

Hambone said...

liliblogs,
If you are always running from what's trendy the trend still controls you. You aren't unique; you are simply a reaction to the trend.
Funny is funny. Wear the shirt. (besides you did make the suggestions)

kathy said...

'K, so I think your club name should be the BuLaMeDe's 'cuz taking the first two letters of each school and making them into a word is just so creative, and it also helps you remember which club it is. Gosh, sometimes I just amaze myself with my insight!

*MARY* said...

I had tonz of fun last night with you and the girlz. That salad was way yummers but I could only finish like half of my eighth. I really wish you would have eaten the other half, I just hate wasting food, what with all the starving kids in West Valley and everything. But I understand you seriously have to watch what you eat these days cuz of the mini TAMN in your tiny tummy. I mean what if you ate whatever you wanted and your kid came out all plump and chubby, I know people say that chubby babies are the cutest but whoever says that is just trying to be nice and inside they're laughing at your newborn tubalard. At least we were able to jog off all that lettuce, do you know how far we'd have to jog if we had actually put the dressing on the salad, ew, don't even want to think about it. I love your pink practice stroller with the Bratz doll in it. I seriously wish I had been smart enough to go for practice jogs cuz pushing my mini me in the stroller is like way harder than I thought it would be. Remember when I crashed into a mailbox cuz I was texting you while baby jogging? lol.

tracie said...

Can you please write about baby-name stealing? because it is especially prevalent in the mormon-utah society. my preggers friend 1 told my other preggers friend 2 that she wanted to name her baby william. they were having a discussion on baby names. preggers friend 2 had the baby first and guess what it's called. what are you going to do if someone steals your future baby's name? what if you already have the name embroidered on everything? what are you gonna do????

Emelie said...

I'm knew to this blog site, and can't find what LOLOMGWTFLDSBBQ means. Please help me, TAMN!

Emelie said...

I'm new to your blog and can't find what LOLOMGWTFLDSBBQ means. Please help me, TAMN!

Abby and Jason said...

Those shirts are hilarious! And congratulations on the KSL spot! That's great! oh and by the way, you're beautiful! (from what I could see)

Marcella said...

Stroller jogging is the greatest! Good thing you only ate 1/8 of the salad or else it would jump around in your belly while you jogged and you would end up with Cafe Rio burps around all your friends. That happened to me at the gym after eating Tuna. So gross!

Erica said...

Seriously LOVED meeting you in PERSON yesterday on TV! It was like you were totally in my HOUSE! AH! Love the shirts- for sure will have to use my hubbers LIMITLESS credit card to snag me one!

The Raybould Family said...

Thanks for liking your TV show! It was nice to get to see a bit of you, and I love that you seem completely normal :) I also happen to think your beautiful. Especially with the leaf-head. :)

ramsam said...

Holy Heck! you are so inspired!!!! I have been dying to find a super cute, but not too ob-nox way to remind people how blessed I am.
Your TAMN button is so sweet and the design looks like the best ever decorated tag.
I added it today to my own blog, and it looks so great by all the fantastic super expensive portraits of my hot kids.
My prayers are answered. :-)
*huggy huggy*

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liliblogs said...

Hambone, UR totally right--I always forgit to ride the trend wave instead of fight it. It's bin a trial of my life. And anyways, I know TAMN's selection of irresistible shirts and STUFF will only grow with her popularity! But RU kidding me--I was TOTALLY gonna buy the shirt(s) all along. I've been waiting, like, FOREVER to see if my shirts won!

It's just...(true confession time) I've always bin more of a Yvette than a TAMN. I'm such an imposter. It's SERIOUSLY bin one of my life's biggest trials--always trying to be more like TAMN but several steps behind. But it's OK! Thanks to TAMN I'm totally buying yummy lipgloss now and trying to text more and GUESS WHAT--I totally have a goal to find my JJWT and git ENGAGED* before I turn 30 in October! Plz oh PLLEEZ tell me it's not too late and I'm not DOOMED to the same FATE as poor Yvette! "It's not a lie if it catches the guy!"

Tamn--I'm seriously SO blessed to have you as an e-role-model! Your blog post to your searching sisterz was like seriously an answer to my prayers!

*My biggest hurdle is that I've already bin to the temple, so that limits what I can wear (but that's OK b'cuz I'm totally learning to pin-n-tuck--WHY didn't I think of that SOONER! TAMN, ur a geenius!). Oh. And I'm also in grad school in England. OOPS--I wish that BEFORE I went and spent 30 grand of Daddy's money I'd heard ur awesome advice about not getting more smarter!

hagna said...

You should share the hate mail with us.

Keeping it to yourself will make you sad and lead to stress. Stress will make you fat. Seriously.

hagna said...

Posting your hate mail is a good outlet too.

a.t.a said...

I thought I would fur sure see your super skinny face on the lord's channel! Maybe next time? All I saw was your manied hands that I helped pay for, Yay! You must be BlessEd...

a.t.a said...

I thought I would fur sure see your super skinny face on the lord's channel! Maybe next time? All I saw was your manied hands that I helped pay for, Yay! You must be BlessEd...

Kiersten said...

Hi TAMN! Just wanted to thank you for being the BEST VISITING TEACHER EVER!! Even though you always say my name wrong, and you only talk to me in the halls at church at the end of the month, and you don't actually know anything about me, but that one time you sent me a Stampin' Up card in the mail and it totally made my day! Even though you spelled my name wrong.

Shannon B. said...

Wow! Just watched the KSL clip on the internet and loved it. And no worries, just because they didn't show your face doesn't mean they didn't get in a great shot of your chest. Not that you wanted that or anything, but hey...bonus. And I have seriously got to get one of those t-shirts. First time commenting here but have been lurking for a while and love the blog. Cutesiest thing ever.

Token Asian Friend said...

to emelie,

From what I can guess, LOLOMGWTFLDSBBQ means: laugh out loud oh my goodness what the fundementalist latter day saint barbeque. Or something like that...;)

Johnsons said...

So TAMN,
I saw you on the Lord's channel and saw your seriously perfectly mani'd hands and thought I would share this with you. My best friend's cousin's aerobic's teacher who is way cute (seriously, she has the best butt I've ever seen and I'm seriously not a lesbian), anyway, she had a baby that was born with - get this - a third nipple! How freakish is that! The only thing we could figure is that she inhaled to many fumes while preggers all in the name of her nails. So not worth it. So seriously TAMN, please be cautious.

keighty said...

hate mail? more like envy mail. you are the source of my sanity in bottle-blonde-valley. kthnx kisses muah!

steffielu said...

Seriously, SOOOOO have my finger on the pulse of Mopopculture. I found you before KSL did! Can you believe it!?! Stumbled across your blog while researching sugar free, low carb, low fat year supply ideas (Don't want to be all bloaty if we actually have to eat it at some point -- GROSS!) Still trying to figure out how to store froyos in the pantry, but do have my year supply of Slimfast and lipgloss on hand. PRIORITIES! Seriously, so blessed to have found you.

P.S. My e-bff just forwarded awkward hottie Mickey Phelps' first baby picture. Let's just say he's one fast tadpole. BAAAA!

MidCityGal said...

Wow. These comments are awesome. I totally laughed outloud at Token Asian Friend who said 'What The Fundamentalist'. That was hilarious.

And yes, please share your hate mail with us. It would be so fun to hear your take on it.

Kristy said...

LOL! LOL! Thanks for adding a few more smiles to my way awesome life!

Kathy said...

Great jerb! You are awesome!

GladysIcanbee said...

Tamners, now that your my eBFFs, I need your help. You've been blessed, not only with serious cuteness, but with the mommy internship I know you have the wisdom I need. So sad, my sister has a friend at work who's little future mish just stole a CTR ring from the Lord's bookstore! I know. The child may even talk in church sometimes. How do we guide him back towards the light while not looking totally pathetic in the parenting department? Now that you've made it to TV, I know you're an expert. Thanks tons, Heart ya'

liliblogs said...

LOL-
I always assumed OMGLOLWTFLDSBBQ! Was something like "Oh my gosh, laugh out loud, was the FUNNEST Latter-day Saint Barbecue!" But I've kept quiet--b'cuz I don't really know!

The Raybould Family said...

baa hahaha, Lili that's perfect. That's what it means (to me now), I love it.

julie said...
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RoMo said...

Is someone going to put the news spot on You Tube? Please?

Erin The Great said...

I've fasted adn prayed about it adn I thought I'd let you know that this is seriously one of my favorite blogs ever.

Heather B. Moore said...

Man, I knew I should have been watching tv.

ramsam said...

I told you this on Facebook, but I must repeat for all of our blogging friends-
the news had you covered in leaves just like Eve.
You are so righteous and pioneering. Seriously! Keep it Up!

jenh said...

You probably don't even read all these comments, but in case you do...I just wanted to say that you are brillant and I hope you are making lots of $$ cuz you deseve to!! Thanks for the laughs!! Keep it up!

Amy said...

I am very sad because I guess I was too slow and was not able to get the t-shirt I REALLY want. Its SOLD OUT? Are you going to do more? I need everyone to know what a seriously so blessed Kick- A fairy tail I live!! Thanks for the laughs. PS- DO you like pizza?

azandersens said...

I heart that you love The Rio. Best awthentic Mex ever! Why don't you sell extra-tight prego shirts to show off cute babybumps?