August 28, 2008

not to be self-abzorbed but

T-shirt clarification slash update
One more way I'm like Marie Osmond (but cute): My hot new tees are limited edition (like Marie's dolls!) and they are going fast so jump on it right here! Like I have in vinyl above the TV where I do my workout vids, NO REGRETS, so plz don't sob to me when their sold out and say I didn't worn you! Plus when I see you wearing yours at the Gateway, I promise to give you a cheek-touch hug before reminding you that I totally wore mine first! Bc of pregger brain (seriously guys, being preggo = way rewarding but way hard and NOT just cuz of acne. Not that I have it, just that I've heard it happens. Not that I gossip.) I forgot to publicly applaud our t-shirt idea winners!!! Sharon emailed in "Materialism Makes Me Cry" which it really does, as I explained here, Lili suggested "My Life is a Kick-A fairytale" (which it is! SO. TRUE.) from this post AND "Fro yos: Like cocaine but cheaper, legal and not against the plan" from this post...guys just typing that made me CRAVE ONE like CRAZY...and Kristen suggested I'm off diet coke which was taken from...my life. Yay for them (cheerkick!)! Anyways, those winners get a free one AND lifetime bragging rights so email me at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo for info and an e-high-five.

And seriously I AM off diet coke and can feel a ginorm difference. 30 min since my last one and I can tell I'll DEFINATELY practice-strollerjog faster tomorrow bc my blood won't be as carbonated.

Anyways, thanx for the tAg, friend's!!
I am...hot and righteous.
I think...endless, random thoughts.
I heart...SUNSHINE, the gym, my fetus, and blog stocking! Everyone is so creative!
I dance...good.
I want...Anthro. When I see something I MUST HAVE there, I parade around the store hugging it close to my chest til JJWT offers to buy it for me. We have stayed for HOURS and HOURS at a time w/ me frozen- smiling and clutching various gorgeous must-halves with my darling death grip til he's given in. Once we even got kicked out! LOL! Love you babe! :)
I have...great hair. And the BEST husband EVER.
I am scared of...spiders. Even just writing that shivered my freak out timbers so I put it teensy.
I hate...frowns, materialism, out of date clothes and judging.
I miss...smooching randoms. j/k!
I write...hardfelt poems.
I wish...I were Bella, plus the plan and minus the vampire ess-ee-ex.
I fear...getting the chubbies.

I tag YOU, Marie Osmond, Yvette to cheer her up, all my Bunco girlz, and Ryan if he's reading :).

51 comments:

rachael said...

Wait, so do you have t-shirts in doll sizes???!?

BYU Athletic Supporter said...

You're shirts are way WAY better than Marie's dolls, and I bet you're a better dancer, too. I would know because I am a big fan of hers and I can't wait to read her tag. (I am sure you don't have to use nutrisystem...shhh ;))

I bought the fro yo shirt for my wife. I am the best husband ever.

Adam and Kristina said...

TAMN, you're the first woman I know who is hot AND righteous. Generally, that's an oxymoron, like pretty and smart. I mean, just look at Yvette.

Usually, girls are righteous and have a "sweet spirit" (I always get tingles inside because people keep telling me that! They're so nice!), or they are hot and Miley Cyrus-like. Completely immoral.

Thank you to proving me wrong.

The Raybould Family said...

Yes, blog stalking is now my new favorite past time. Who really watches baseball anymore,anyway? And you've stalked my blog a few times, but I've missed hearing from you recently. C'mon TAMN! I can't decide between the fro yo shirt or the materialism one. Should I just get both?

Ya, that'll sure make my husband happy.

kris said...

Come on guys, it's STOCKING, not stalking. Let's speak TAMN's language onTAMNs blog. Giant holiday socks and filling shelves = WAY more fun than creepy stalking.

I fear getting the chubbies, too.

Danny and Amelia said...

So just wondering...How small is the small? Like regular small or small small? And the medium is uh...how medium? I know weird questions but I'm a little weary of buying clothes online after getting my frumpy brown dress...

GrumpyAngel said...

I want the materialism shirt. Got to have it! And since I can't grip it with a frozen smile, I will copy the picture from your e-store and plaster it as wall paper on all the computers my husband uses :-) until I get it. I watched your interview on KSL, and you're cuter than Marie even though I couldn't see your face :-) They electronically erased your head (freaky!) Is that because you're just too cute for TV?

Yvette said...

You make me want to eat my feelings.

hagna said...

What happened to Poor Yvette? The tshirt not spinsty.

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Rebecca said...

I'm glad I'm not Bella, but I wouldn't mind the thing that you typed that I can't believe you did!

Tell Ryan I said "hi". I still can't believe he dumped me for you, even though he was sooo depressed for days afterward and I comforted him with homemade chocolate chip cookies and wore lots of yummy/man catching perfume as his tears soaked my shoulder. He still didn't want me.

I can't blame him. You're so pretty/smart/cute/spiritual that no girl ever could have compared.

*Sigh*

Oh, but I'm way happily married now.

Just not Ryan. I heard he's looking for his soul.

*Sigh*

Sherian and Co. said...

Oh, bless your heart! I just knew we were so much alike. I would love it if you posted more of your poetry. I mean, seriously, I bet it's so spiritual AND steal super cool. I'm SO glad you said that Bella doesn't follow the plan. I think you should totally make sure your Mia Maids are not reading those dirty books. They are only OK to read if you are married and can pretend that Edward is your hubby...or wish that your hubby IS Edward. But I'm sure that JJWT is totally like Edward, fur sure! Maybe even better!!!

hagna said...

TAMN your blog is way more interesting to read than George Orwell's blog. http://orwelldiaries.wordpress.com/

Hi Yvette.

brie said...

The *only* reason I'd want to be a vamp is for the exsay. I gather from the oh, 300 pgs or so dedicated to it that it's smokin'.

Also, I'd like eternal youth.

And, major supermodel gorgeousness.

And superhuman strength.

But eew to the blood. I'd def try to be the first vamp to live off of whole milk or something.

Julie said...

I know you think your hubby is the best ever, but I KNOW mine is!!!! Are we going to have to have a blog fight??

wonder woman said...

This is my favorite tag EVER because it made me think and learn so much deep stuff about my imaginary friends. But don't you pretend freak dance with JJWT? I mean, it's OKAY 'cuz you're married now. He'd probably enjoy it after a long day of law/dental/business/medical school.

I know Superman does!

Lili said...

LIMITED EDITION!!! BAAAAAA! I already said it but I'll say it again: TAMN, ur a geenius. I knew there was a way to make your Tee shirts Anthro-trendy but not Target-trendy (seriously, I mean, don't get me wrong, Target's okay for some things like smelly candles and cute shoeboxes for your closet--but if you buy a dress there, just be ready for 4 other girlz at church to match you! Luckily not everyone can afford ANTHRO--and everything's limited edition too--so you can always rest a sured you'll be the CUTEST in just-the-right-kind-of-trendy-but-not-Kmart-trendy way). :D

Now I just need to get a mani slash pedi to show off with my FREE "Materialism makes me cry!" tee!

LOVE UR GUTS TAMN!

Sadie & Corey said...

Just had to say, I think your blog is amazing. Saw you on KSL, laughed my BFA off (thats Tyra talk) and thought you should know! I'm still in deep thought over the tee's.

becki.campbell said...

Just saw Marie Osmond LIVE (yup, and in the Conference Center...does it get any better?) Once in a lifetime experience but wearing your shirt could be like an everyday experience, which is way better, right?!

Bella said...

i really am bella!!! lucky me! hey...LOVED the little blurb on ksl the other day. you are doing an awesome job! you are so creative and it is completely entertaining to read and laugh with! thank you for showing it is ok to have fun within this strange community! i am no longer lds, but i fully appreciate this blog. it is NOT offensive! we all have to be able to giggle at the silly things in life. keep it up!!!

Marcella said...

I'm so glad your blood won't be carbonated tomorrow. I did a stroller jog today after drinking an extra large can of RockStar and oh man I was zooming all over the place. RockStar is 'lightly' carbonated, so maybe replace that for your Diet Coke.

Jacque said...

TAMNers!
We are so alike. It's incredible! I'm of Diet Coke too! The last hour of my life has been so much more fulfilling. I hardly get tired.
I can't can't stand even the word. AND i heard that people who drink soda are 30% more likely to be overweight and those who drink DIET soda are 50% MORE LIKELY TO BE OVERWEIGHT! FIFTY PERCENT!
Anyways, See you at the jogging track.
P.S. I bought all your shirts!:)

Liz said...

TAMN, Just stumbled upon your blog today. HILARIOUS. Well done. I don't know how to email you privately, but I have some GREAT topics that you need to blog about...that MUST be mentioned!! Email me at Knightextras@gmail.com if you are interested! I promise, it'll be WAY funny. haha :-)

White's said...

I just saw your blog for the first time today also! Too funny, I love your sense of humor! Congrats on the Crazy Growing Blog and Business! I will read often, and have already told my friends about you, they are laughing still!
ps. I have the best husband too, but his name is not JJWT? Weird? :0)

by AnnieValentine said...

TAMN-I so can't LIV without one of your shirts, you are such an awesome example of super RIGHTEOUS hot prego babe! And I too know "people" who whisper about prego tough times like acne and hem-roids and stretchmarks...yikes! SO. TRUE. How I've made it through THREE perfect pregnancies is way crazy. I guess I'm just so TAMN BLESSED!

Tahiti Chick said...

Saw you on the Lord's channel online. Totally awesome.

Mindy said...

so so so so so so funny. I am your new number one fan.

Jen said...

Not to critisize or nething, cos you know you're the best ever, but what about the "hottest fetus ever" t-shirt? That one got the most votes!

Kim Ryden said...

Hey...have you thought about making the "I'm off Diet Coke" shirt into a pregnancy shirt? I really want one...but I fear that I will only be off Diet Coke while I'm pregnant for the next few months! Let me know.

Lisa and Brian said...

My hot husband thinks you are a literary jean-yuss, TAMN! But I think you are just frickin' awesome!

GladysIcanbee said...

Isn't Marie like the first ladie of the church, its Princess? It's a generational thing, my aunts hearted Marie when they were in Young Wimmenz, this generation hearts you Tamners!

Becky Beals said...

LOVE the shirts. Are you going to make more with all the HIGH-larious ones people posted in the comments? I loved the "Frumpy Hot Mess" one. How about a t-shirt that says: It's not gossip if you say "Bless Her Heart" first.

horsley home said...

just found this awesome blog and i'm in love. me and the hubs stayed up all night reading it!

Rebecca said...

Your poll needs fixing! Thought I'd let you know! New questions, old answers--and sealed. I cannot vote on a sealed poll.

jdb in AZ said...

Yo, TAMNers, whut do you thunk of McCain's new running mate, bless her heart. If a woman's place is in the home, is it even more righteous if she's in the white house?

Or, do you thunk Romney would have been a better choice cuz he could show the McCains how to hold FHE in the White House and be Home Teaching Companions with Orrin Hatch. When Romney was still a candidate I was seriously so offended when one of the media dudes asked him about his magic underwear. after all.

Chelle said...

So TAMN blessed - that needs to be a T-shirt. Good one by annievalentine!

Becky Beals, It's not gossip if you say, "Bless her heart" first is very cool also.

Sariah said...

OMGosh!! I so totally want to be your friend, TAMN. We could totally hang and do Pilates and get our manis slash pedis all while I give you awesome advice on raising children up to the Lord (I have three future RMs, after all!!). You so rock in all your hott righteousness. LUV Marie, YOU are my new fave. Luv luv luv your bloggy journal! :)

J.R. and Tammy said...

You are sooo stinkin hilarious! Of course if I thought you were at all like TAMN I'd have to kick your A for being stuck on your self!

The Fantastic Four said...

I ReALee think you should do a shirt that says "Being along in my cuteness has always been my burden." That was something you said once and it ReALee needs to be on a shirt, I'd totally wear it! AhSuM!!!!!

I so wanted to buy one of your shirts, then I saw that shipping is almost $5.oo when I live like, in the same city. SERIOUSLY!!!

The Fantastic Four said...

Ahem, "Being ALONE, that is. Not along." That would be silly.

Tif said...

You would so make the best Bella! Then you could make tee shirts that said "I'm off the Vampire diet" or "Vegetarian Vampire". Too cute!!

Token Asian Friend said...

Hey TAMN,

I know you tagged us like e-yawns ago, but I've been so busy with Manis/ Pedis/ Facials/ deep tissue massages for labor day weekend when everyone goes fun camping/house boating.

I am...ridiculously skinny, but not as skinny as you! I think...in Asian. I heart...sugar free, fat free, lactose free, lite chocolate soy ice cream. I dance...hip-hop. I want...to adopt babies so I can be like Madonna and Brangelina. I have...freakishly long acrylic fingernails. I am scared of...fake Brunettes. Why do that to yourself? I hate...tan lines. Ew, one person's skin being two different colors? Yuck. I miss...Friends! *sigh* I write...fan mail (still waiting for Mikey Phelps to reply....) I wish...the universe would smile upon me and bless my life as much as it has blessed yours. I fear...unibrows. Yvette freaks me out every time I see her!

EBV said...

Really?! Muzac version of Somewhere Out There?!

LOVE IT!!! Like totally!!!!!

Just wondering, how do you REALLY feel about Twilight?

Totally pumped to read your response. Fer real.

Summer said...

I just found this site for the first time and I am laughing my guts out!!! You ROCK! But like in a totally righteous way!!!!

ramsam said...

TAMN- Marie is okay, but the moles on all her dolls kind of creep me out. Please don't put birthmarks of any kind on your hot Tees.

Thought you'd like to know, I saw an EX at dinner tonight, and he was losing the hair on the back of his head...BAAAAAA. Plus his wife kind of had 90's hair. My hair is SO hip mom tonight, it made me feel tons better. Cute curls from wrapping around the curling iron totally rule, plus I had 3 shades of lipgloss to slick on after dinner. I bet he can't say "NO REGRETS" !!!!
thx 4 hlping me realize my hotness.

Amy said...

I seriously LOVE this post! I keep coming back to read it!!!!!!!! I could have ritten it, I swear! Cept, I really DO have the BEST husband EVER, plus he's SUPER HOT!!!!!

~*~*~Britni~*~*~ said...

TAMNers, how are you gonna clothe you're cute preggo eggo if Anthro doesn't make maternity clothes?

Anela said...

I would love to see you expand your t-shirts. Some ideas: "Hi. My name is TAMN." Or "JJWT is my EC." "For Rill" "I heart TAMN" Those are just a few ideas. I'm sure you'll think of more. Your blog is great! Thanks for being witty enough to capture the isms of Mormon culture...and using all those lovely exclamation points, CAPITAL LETTERS, and abbrevs while you're at it!

summer said...

Seriously, thanks so much for being my new fav waste of time. You're a genius!

sarahbclark! said...

i'm so glad i got in on one of those shirts before they got sold out! it made me so sad to see that my favorite was gone. :( maybe you can have them make a "comeback" soon, like britney does every few years, except without all the cigarettes and ratty hair extensions.

Jamy said...

Okay, that was pretty funny. I just did a post today about my fear of spiders. Haha