August 25, 2008

the universe has spoken

Oh my lands!! 749 comments, guys? Seriously!?! That's like as many dudes I smooched before JJWT! J/k, babe, j/k. But frills, who wants to know the gIvEawAy winnerz??! Yay!

dddddddddddddddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmmrolllll...betcha these winners have fasted for like months.
The cute kids bracelet and $20 in bows from Kidcessories goes to the Lauren who said "I so need to win...cuz I'm like the best momommy out there!" Even better now that your kids have bows n such! Yay!
Yvette's fave book, Prepare Now for the Temple goes to Jill who said, "Pick me please!!" Jill's manners must've caught the eye of random dot org frills. If your name is Jill and you're wondering if you're the Jill that won, you have a comment on your blog telling you that you did.
One 5-card pack of hilarious slash darling Line Upon Line cards of her choice goes to JLJ who said "You are a freak TAMN. A FREAK! I love it. Oh, and enter me in the giveaway, ya freak." Swear she meant that nicer than it sounded! The other set of hilarious cards goes to Chelle who said "I can't even believe I even read the words "gas" and "butt" on here. I might have to go take a bath while listening to church music, so I can cleanse out my brain." Gross. Only *I* can say them with quotes, guys.
Guess who gets those ginormous and delightful cookies from The Sweet Tooth Fairy? Wonder woman, who said "Holy freakin' crap (Pardon my french)."
The darling customized wreath from ScribbleIt! goes to Amalie who said "I am totally visualizing myself winning the peekaboo bag!" Nice try Amalie. Can't skip chapters in The Secret and expect it to work exactly. Butt you DID still win, so YAY!
The cute headband from The Orange Plum goes to The Gray Gang who said "Oh my heck, I am so excited I can hardly see straight!"
The shut up, er, Peek-a-boo bag goes to Azucar who said "SAD! I mean AWESOME!!! I am so EXCITED I don't know which EXCLAMATION to use!"

So winnerz, email me at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot commers to collect your loot!

And just before my adorable infomercial ends, can I just tell you that I am one step closer to Oprah bc my bloggy is going to be on TV at 4 o'clock on Tuesday August 26! KSL, the righteous network of Thelympics and confrince and now TAMNers.

Anywho, someone suggested I set Yvette up with Ry...whaddayathink? LOVE playing matchmaker, but obviously she's not really his type. I mean, he likes babes.

31 comments:

bloggernacleburner said...

Can I squeal? Do JJWT's squeal? If they look like Hugh Grant is it OK?

Hearts

Chelle said...

oh my heck, i can't believe I actually won something!!! Thanks TAMN, you ARE better than OPRAH!

rochelle said...

oh-I'll be watching tomorrow at 4pm. So I tried to leave a comment after 749, but your site said no further comments were being accepted. Curses!!! I cannot tell you how bummed I was. sigh.

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

So how's the TV appearance going to work? If they do that computer thingy to blot out your face then your cuteness will be for nothing! Oh, and you saw Ryan? You mean, RDMS- Ryan/David/Michael/Spencer?

The Raybould Family said...

How can I see the TV dealy when I'm in Idaho. Pooh. That's right, I said it. Hopefully you'll link something on your blog. I hope.

popg0estheworld said...

Thank you so much for your blog! What a hilarious and nuanced lampoon of neo-1950's Mormon wifedom! You are just spot on! And you are dedicated to the joke! All of these hilarious posts! Thank you for brightening my day. I am sending all of my friends links to this. You should be nominated for a webby.

Can you imagine that there are women out there who are seriously like this! Keep em' comin!

Annette Lyon said...

I'm in the top ten comments--YES!

I'm SO totally setting my TiVo for the big TAMN appearance.

GladysIcanbee said...

Oh fiddledeesticks, I didn't win. Now I think i know how poor Yvette feels.

jdhess71 said...

I'm SAD! I didn't win, but I still feel so blessed to read your blog. When is your next giveaway? I want to win something so I can feel as blessed as you! How bout something from that new Appledonia ad thingy??? I looked up her stuff and it's soooo cute! Not as cute as it would be if your baby were wearing it, but cute!

Misty said...

749 comments? Is that a record in blogging history or something? that is incredible. I will definately watch the news tomorrow. Now I know your site is true, because you're on the same chanel as confrince.

Jill said...

I'm so excited to win!

I feel so blessed!

rachael said...

TAMN!! I am going to be holding up a big sign that says "CTR cutely!" and chanting at the TV come 4 pm. Hope you post a link after! Your tone is perfect. You freakin gennius.

rachael said...

I swear I can spell genius.

MidCityGal said...

Hmmmm. Dooce got like 42,000 comments on her Wii giveaway. Maybe you could up the ante a little bit.

kris said...

I want you AND Splenda for President, so I'm torn. Can I have both?? Will you choose Splenda as your running mate??

Allison said...

Congrats, all you lucky duckies! TAMN, you asked about Ry and Yvettee. I totally agree that Yvette is not Ry's tipe, but let's be honest here: neether one of them is having much luck with anyone else. I say you GFI and set them up. And hey, if something works out and you're totally way too preggers to be the Matron (ooh, that sounds icky!) of Honor at thier recepshun, they'll most definitely name there furst-born after you!

Matthew & Janina said...

TOTALLY set Yvette and Ry up!

Nik "the BoyWonder" said...

I am put that on my DVR....it is set to record your TV Debut!

Tricia said...

I think you ARE dooce. her alter ego.

Gentrey said...

You totally need to set up Ryan and Yvette. You are so super talented that I have no doubts that you could turn Yvette into a total babe. "Extreme makeover Yvette" would be the most selfless and righteous Tamn project ever! C'mon, what would Oprah do?

Amalie said...

I DID still win didn't I? Yay thank you TAMN!

ramsam said...

I can't believe how blessed you are to be on TV. Channel 5 beats "Good Things Utah" any day. I saw one of those girls wearing a TANK TOP on there! Tsk tsk.

Anyway, I am bummed I didn't win, but I am kind of famous too, since I got to talk to DAVE RAMSEY today on his totally inspired show on Fox Business. He was way impressed by my willingness to work from home and be a righteous mommy at the same time, so we are kind of twinners in the media world today. I feel one step closer to perfection.

Dave and Catherine said...

You should TOTALLY set up Yvette & Ry. I mean, Johnny Lingo was into babes, & Mahana was definitely NOT one. If Ry can give Yvette's dad 10 cows (or BMWs), she'll automatically turn HOTTT.

Sherian and Co. said...

ewe, ewe, ewe...does the this mean will finally get to see your super skinny, smokin' hot, self? I can hardly wait! But careful, I've heard that the camera adds like 50 pounds or sumthin. I'm sure you would still look AMAZING tho! I will totally watch fur sure...you really are so blessed!

Sean & Carly Delise said...

While "Blog Stalking" someone else, I happened upon this little gem...Absloutely HILARIOUS!! It is the epitome of mormonhood! LOVE IT! Thanks for the laugh...maybe someday I will be this funny!

Lauren said...

Winning is the best...my Lex will be cutest girly girl out there cuz of ur kindness and generosity...luv it! Thanx a ton!

Token Asian Friend said...

Umm, this is kinda off subject, but do those Blush shirts tummy tuck? I'm not asking for myself, but I was thinking about getting some for Yvette's birthday...

I would get some for you, TAMN, but they don't have size XXS.

Shari said...

Hey I don't get it, do you have to talk like you to win something? I'm not sure why everyone is responding to you in your comments speaking in your language!!!

Laura said...

TAMNers, you've maJORly highlited the importance of simulating the e-conomie by getting reg pedis and manis, but you've kinda left me worried about your HaIR!! I mean, it's not like a salvation thing, but honestly, the more you focus on aesthetic appeal, the more you're able to really influence people, ya know?! and hair definitely does that - I call it hairfluence. and there are TONZ of wayZ to accentuate that. If you need any help, I'd be happy to give you some diva idizz.

Laura said...

oh yeah, and NAMEZ for the bebe - aren't you going to start polling for that? I did see the 3 syllable combo, but that is so 90s. you're way more progressive than that! I'm just going to cover girlz names - how about Bella (after the human/vampire and because it means beautiful duh), Jaxon, Nala (for her lionnessness), Jordan (so cool b/c it's kinda tomboyish, and she'll be such a feminine tomboy), Sariah (I know it's kinda churchy, but you can dress her in modest bikinis so she doesn't get a MollyM rep)... what are you thinking?

Tif said...

I'm so sad I missed the giveaway. But I totally hate frowning too so I'm smiling through the pain.