Token Asian Friend asked, "If your life were made into a Halestorm movie, what role would Kirby Heybourne play?"
(wistful sigh) Biggest no-brainer EVER, and seriously perfect for Flashback Friday...the Kirbs would def play Blake, my ex-fiance Ryan's older brother who made out w/ me (wholesomely) the day after I called off Ryan and me's wedding, back when JJWT still had 22 mos left on the mish. I wanted to be sensitive to Ry so I waited til the day AFTER I called it off.
I'd ALWAYS thought Blake was a hottie, but it was tough to get flirty amidst all of Ry's sniffles (DOWNER), but the next day when Blake leaned in, I knew it was way right, and TOTALLY worth the awkardness that Sunday at dinner when JJWT's mom asked me about the curling iron burns. Anyways, even though love LOVE love my hot hubby and would never WANT to smooch another, I should prolly play myself in the movie just for authenticities sake, so as an actor fulfilling my professional duty I would definately smooch Kirb. Kirb's perfect for the part, bc just like Blake, he's cute, blonde, WAYYY older than me and righteous. At least, Kirb USE to be righteous right, but I heard he might of gone all a postate with beer. Sad.