Since I've been preggo I've had the vividest dreams EVER! Need help interping this bc it is seriously so puzzling. Ready guys?
So in my dream last nite, I was with JJWT at church in a modest bikini and the bishop called us in, but the bish was Gerald Lund, and he called me (in sign language) to be RS pres and the burden of being the youngest and cutest one ever rested heavly up on my bare shoulders, then while he was talking he turned into Kirby, and teeth all fell to the ground as perfect little gleaming pearl's, and then suddenly JJWT turned into Ruth and we were in her icky Subaru which smelt like compost, and then we were both running from Yvette who was chasing us and she was seriously P.O.'d, and while we were running, Ruth said she seriously coveted my cute hair and when I responded with "Can't rilly blame you, yours is sort of old-lady," at that excact moment I started falling so fast into some vast bizzaro canyon where Julie de Azevedo music was blasting and I landed on a beautiful transluscent bubble and began floating so peaceful, THEN all of a sudden, Ruth dropped me off at hair school where I had to take a test I'd forgotten about with three inches of nasty roots and was WAY humilated...and suddenly I was naked! And then the room filled up with berry-sented hand sanitizer and I swam in it, a beautiful, skilled backstroke and the teensy gymnasts from the Lympics started to applaud me and toss their medals!
And then I gathered the Chinese gymnasts around me and they sat on the floor and I read to them a darling pitcher book about a bunny, a gorgeous, skinny bunny with tons of awesome fall tights, boots & scarves who married another gorgeous bunny and they had the best most talented successful bunny twins in all the land and the papa bunny got called to be the bishop of all the other bunnies, and the mama bunny skyrocketed to the top of this crazy-successful MLM, then she went on SYTYCD and seriously owned it!
Seriously, wierd! Will you help me interp? What does this MEAN??