Can't believe I only have four to five mos left until I can swaddle my feti!!
It's like waiting for Santa the night before Christmas! Except my feti aren't fictional, and it won't be winter, and I don't birth Santa. And my darling birth canal is way teensy compared to a chimney. But whatever. Soooo greatful and blessed to have the best feti, husband, womb, and life EVER.
But now I'm in a total conundrum/dilem. What to do??? Get a blow-up tub and have JJWT climb in too and bring the feti out in our living room w/ a happy-hippie midwife?? Or get an epidural BEFORE the pain starts just to be safe bc God made anastasia for a reason?? Or, do I plan for a natural unmedicated birth, then scream for drugs, then swear JJWT to secrecy and PRETEND I went natural?? Schedule a Ceasar salad section, like the celebs?? OR, just have faith that my sweet feti just come out on their own, pain-free!?? Does anyone have any idea how many points it would be if I seriously ate the placenta??!
Have tons of Qs and e-BFFs, need you!!!!! Don't dare ask the grump-n-frump chicks I VT, and don't rilly want everyone in my wives club to know I'm wondering, bc once I decide, I want to say that it's what I've wanted since my OWN birth. Plz help!