February 5, 2009

You new this was coming.

25 rAndOm tHiNgS aBoUt mE
(I swore I'd never do this!)


1. My full name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole but everyone calls me TAMN or TAMNers or TAMNikins or TAMNy-poo.
2. I am officially addicted to blogging!
3. Got me and my girl fetus the cutest matching modest bikinis at a great sell yesterday and cried from joy while I bought them.
4. Being preggers has made me way deep.
5. Pursuing my talents veea my hair degree rocked.
6. When I'm done w/ stuff, I love yelling "Wah-la!"
7. Doing whatever I want all day everyday as a SAHP is so hard but so worth it.
8. Sometimes at Bunc/ko people mix up me and my mom and we seriously don't get why, even though we have the exact same hair and clothes and cackle.
9. Ugly people make my insides frowny.
10. Same with judging.
11. LOVE expressing my personality w/ funky one of a kind authentical vintage stuff like PB, Anthro and Bath and Body.
12. My most favorite thing is a tie between my fam and my bright-colored Kitchenaid.
13. My second most favorite thing is pictures of myself for my prosterity.
14. Bear Lake, Pal, Hawaii, Europe and cruises are my most favorite places to vaycay.
15. I have a total etsy oBseSsion. And Celine and Oprah.
16. Me and JJWT actually have TWO songs: From this Moment (love Shania) and basicly anything Rascall Flatts.
17. I'm a triathelete bc I signed up for one once and even though I didn't actually do it, I showed up that day and took pics (so I could blog them) and got the shirt so I can wear it to spin-yoga and bring it up in conversations :).
18. Not to brag but I have the cutest bangs ever. Seriously!
19. Plastic toys make my heart hurt.
20. My MiaMaids teach me way more than I teach them...seriously, without them I wouldn't even KNOW about that Edward Cullen action figure.
21. I plan to start calling Angelbabe "Daddy" affective immediately.
22. Now that I'm a mom, I seriously GET everything about life.
23. TV rots your brain and is so sad and trashy, so I don't watch much of it.
24. I love LOVE love The Bachelor, LOST, Gray's, The Office, Gossip Girl, ANTM, SYTYCD, The Biggest Looser and Idol.
25. I ooze sass.

I tag ALL OF YOU.

70 comments:

Carina said...

Love that #23 is immediately followed up by #24!

By the way, what's AMNT? I've been racking my brain...did you mean ANTM? Because if so, I'm TOTALLY with you! Tyra is SO awesome! =)

Kathy said...

You are such an inspiration to all of us! Way to be the first one to blog 25 random things, where-ever did you get the idea?!?!

Kristina P. said...

I'm not sure how we are even friends, TAMN. I LOVE judging. It's one of my New Year's Resolutions.

But I would only judge you righteously, of course.

Kerry said...

Anything by Rascal Flats? HAHAHAHAH!

So. Freaking. True.

MommaKiss said...

The taggin crapola on FB is gagging me. I can't handle it. I'm judgin.

MommaKiss said...

PS - LOVE the oozing sass. I may work that into something...

Trent!? said...

Prosterity?

Mrs. Mordecai said...

So sad you stopped at 25!

Rach said...

Wait.

Back the train up.

Is there really an Edward action figure?

Chelsea said...

I love how you're so ariginal!!

Cheri said...

Just when I think I can't laugh any harder at this blog, you go and post something like this.

God bless you, whoever you are.

The Boob Nazi said...

But what if my favorite thing really is a tie between my fam and my Kitchenaid?

Mhana said...

Oh my heck, your into vintage too? One of my fave casual vintage spots is Old Navy, they have the cutest shirts with a cute message across my cute front bits so guys have something funny to read which will distract them from looking at my chest and will help keep that priests quorum righteous! (and the Elders quorum, and the high priests! yay for modesty! I buy mine a size too small in case the cotton stretches out.)
Make sure "Daddy" doesn't start calling you "Mommy" or "mother." It is super cute and hot and wisdomizing to BE a mommy but you want people to constantly confuse you with a teenaged mother of eight. "Why no, I'm not sixteen, what gave you that idea?" So remember, letting your hubby call you Mom is the kiss of death, you might as well wear floral print dresses with lacy collars.

Mishqueen said...

"cackle"? ROFL, that makes ME cackle! Someday, I'd like to hang out with you in real life and invent an alter-identity for me too. ;-)

April said...

Only 25?? Now THAT'S frowny.

Elisabeth said...

"Ugly people make my insides frowny" should be on a t-shirt.

Heidi Ashworth said...

If I were you, I would tell your mom to drop the cackle. Pronto. (and the sass)

Token Asian Friend said...

I'm not sure which is more disturbing...your 40-something mom has long multicolored (but mostly blonde) hair (with awesome bangs) and shops in the Juniors section...or that your cackle appears to be genetic. {{shudder}}

Musings of the Mrs. said...

Judging and uglies hurt my insides too. And make them frown and even cry. I'm so glad to not be judging or Ugly.

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

There are bikinis for babies? I think I am going to cry now.

Alison said...

you're going to have to elaborate on the plastic toys one. I'd love to know about that one in a little more detail...

Kati said...

"I swore I'd never do this!"

I seriously just peed in my pants.
Thanks for making this crappy day a whole lot better!):

Maja said...

I will happy sigh all day thinking of this post and how hard I laughed. But on your fav shows you forgot "30 Rock" which is by FAR the funniest show on tv. (I think you and Alec Baldwin may have some sames in the funny depot) Oh and "House" - b/c he is so grumpy/sexy and WAY smart.

Christa said...

Oh I am so with Rach, I read that and I totally lost all focus...I mean really is there?

Kati said...

Amen, Cheri - Amen.

Libby said...

Oh, no...I love my KitchenAid mixer too. But I use it to make cookie dough for ME. And I eat ALL of it.

Sarah said...

TAMN, I tag you 5 more times because I've been tagged at least 5 times with that same thing on Facebook. Seriously. I am running out of things to say.

Lewis Fam: said...

tamn, you are so uneek, there's really no one like you!

Plain Jame said...

you're oooozing more than just sass!

gotta love ya!

Ty & Nancy Mackey said...

TAMN thanks for making us smile!!!

Amanda said...

"one of kind authentical vintage stuff like PB, Anthro and Bath and Body."

I think I cried. So true.

You make my day so much better.

PB & J said...

Love #6.




Peace out.
Wah-LA!!

Jess said...

Please, I need more!!! Seriously, bangs rock!

McKinstry Clan said...

I'm so sorry your insides get frowny, that must be tough!

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

TAMN, great tag list but what I really want to say is thanks to Mhana a few commenters above who reminded me of back in the day when I actually DID wear "floral print dresses with lacy collars". Yeah, I know, a horrid memory.

Lindsey said...

Can't wait til I'm a mom so I can "get everything about life" too!! that must be awesome, TAMN. i am sooooo jealous of you as usual. but in a total e-BFF kind of way!

mbbatch04 said...

I have to go now to get an edward action figure!

Thanks TAMN! =)

Melinda said...

Oh Em Aitch! I think plastic toys are a pain in the heart too! We're like brain twinners or something! In fact, I crochet all my son's toys to make my heart warm and fuzzy. I crocheted him the cutest train set the other day. I quilted the train track. It's going to be an heirloom that my ggg-grandchildren will cherish, so I can't let him play with it.

Amy said...

Oh TAMN, every time I think your blog can't get any more awesome than it already is you post again....and then it does!

the letter Bee said...

I love taking pitchers for prosterity too! Expecially ones where we're all eating out. I want everyone to know how much I loved Cafe Rio!

Kara said...

can't ..... get ...... up ..... off ...... the ..... floor ....... laughing ..... so ..... hard - the last ones did me in.

Megz said...

I'm a triathlete too! But since I can't swim, bike or run I just picked three different ones--water skiing, power walking to my fave stores in the mall and getting massages.

myimaginaryblog said...

Better make sure you get that baby girl on a diet as soon as she comes -- think skim formula! -- so she can look hot in her minibikini!

Nerd Goddess said...

# 15 - I have a total etsy oBseSsion

TAMN, why don't you have a link to your fabo Etsy shop? I'd LURVE to look all the cutesy crafty beaded earrings you sell for 5X what it cost to buy! And then you could have one of those cutesy Etsy banner things in your sidebar!

hi, it's me! melissa c said...

I found your blog. My little sis told me about it. It's very cute and I got a big kick out of your humor. Can see why you're loved. Keep it up.

abbyandcompany said...

#11. I can't get off the floor. So good.

And at least you only ooze sas and not a muffin top, that would really gross out JJWT. And the world.

Chris said...

So I'm sure you know by now, or at least JJWT has told you that if you change the tetters of ANTM you get TAMN! Maybe its an omen and you should be ANTM.

wendy said...

Great unique and different things about YOU. I wanna see the bangs and see if they really ARE better then mine. I have worn bangs all my life....I was born with bangs. Also, I like peole with Sass!!!! Lots of sass. Glad you think tv is trashy and don't hardly watch it except for all those OSCAR WINNING SHOWS you listed (tee,hee) I had to quit watching Grays' ..after the pig episode and Dr. Haun , I was like ..oooo-ick.

vball20surfer said...

you sound like the dumbest, most judgmental, and fake person ever. #23 and 24 are total contradictions. its like you dont even know yourself. you say one thing and another and wah-la!...your two people. and both are disgusting.

i cant believe you brainwash so many people to think that you are cool/real. i would consider a porn star to be more inspirational than this blog ever could be.

Victoria Elder said...

K did I totally tag you for this or what TAMN'ers!?!?!

clan of the cave hair said...

"funky one of a kind authentical vintage stuff like PB,Anthro and Bath and Body"....LOL
Did you forget Restoration Hardware for your super-cutest-ontheblock-house?--actually, that stuff might be too authentically vintage. Never mind.

Our Family said...

You are SPOT ON!! Sad thing about this blog, is that I know REAL people like this, I guess that is why it is so hillarious! :-)

brossettelewis said...

Bangs are in? WTHeck? Call me a total frump but I can't do it. Other than that we're TOTAL TWINS! (you being the trendier/skinnier/cooler/rightouser one ... thanks for being my example!)

Holly said...

You are totally my best friend now. We like all the same shows and movies

Laurie Green said...

Edward Cullen action figure?

Seriously, I think my heart just skipped a beat

CC said...

Hello, visiting your blog again...

Facebook had a similar thing going on right now- "25 random things about ME". I was tagged last week.

Anyway, love your blog and how you write. So funny!

The G Fam said...

Oh my Tamn, we could be twinners! LOL! (Truth-be-told, I also think you should add what a generous and amazing person you are because the said Make-over is ROCKING!!!!)
LOve ya,
Em
P.S. Should you not add that you LURVE the Sweet Tooth Fairy and that you could eat all that good stuff and still look babe-alicious?!?!

GladysIcanbee said...

Now we need JJWT's 25 Random things..I tag him. And Ruth.

Motherboard said...

I totally have a frowny face on over here, for reals. Only 25 things about you? That just doesn't seem fair.

Marissa said...

I think that "I Ooze Sass" should be the next T-shirt.

Nana said...

You totally can't tag everyone.

Linnea said...

Hahahha. "I swore I'd never do this!"
Killed me dead.
Great list. I got a lot of good laughs.

keighty said...

Silly vball20surfer-- satire isn't for kids.

And TAMNers! I'm so scurred for you about #9! Does frowning on the inside give you (wrinkles) on the inside? If so, you better fill your super dainty nalgene with moisturizer to sip whenever you spot some physical misfortune.

shel7by said...

genius. i love you much.

Rachel said...

Ummm...hello?!? How can I get the Edward Cullen action figure?????

Charlene said...

Don't forget to buy some of those cutie baby videos for the feti, because you know their brains won't rot if it's educational...

Sue said...

Vball20surfer-- that's why it's funny! Many people don't know how contradictory their thoughts or actions are.

On another note -- what is etsy?

Jen Ha said...

Hey TAMN, I'm not well-versed on LDS-Lingo. What's a MiaMaid?

Aimee said...

OMG (Oh-my-gosh), that was totally so funny! You are so deep now that you have feti!

Practically Perfect In Every Way said...

how about TAMNkini (it's modest of course)