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25 rAndOm tHiNgS aBoUt mE
(I swore I'd never do this!)
1. My full name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole but everyone calls me TAMN or TAMNers or TAMNikins or TAMNy-poo.
2. I am officially addicted to blogging!
3. Got me and my girl fetus the cutest matching modest bikinis at a great sell yesterday and cried from joy while I bought them.
4. Being preggers has made me way deep.
5. Pursuing my talents veea my hair degree rocked.
6. When I'm done w/ stuff, I love yelling "Wah-la!"
7. Doing whatever I want all day everyday as a SAHP is so hard but so worth it.
8. Sometimes at Bunc/ko people mix up me and my mom and we seriously don't get why, even though we have the exact same hair and clothes and cackle.
9. Ugly people make my insides frowny.
10. Same with judging.
11. LOVE expressing my personality w/ funky one of a kind authentical vintage stuff like PB, Anthro and Bath and Body.
12. My most favorite thing is a tie between my fam and my bright-colored Kitchenaid.
13. My second most favorite thing is pictures of myself for my prosterity.
14. Bear Lake, Pal, Hawaii, Europe and cruises are my most favorite places to vaycay.
15. I have a total etsy oBseSsion. And Celine and Oprah.
16. Me and JJWT actually have TWO songs: From this Moment (love Shania) and basicly anything Rascall Flatts.
17. I'm a triathelete bc I signed up for one once and even though I didn't actually do it, I showed up that day and took pics (so I could blog them) and got the shirt so I can wear it to spin-yoga and bring it up in conversations :).
18. Not to brag but I have the cutest bangs ever. Seriously!
19. Plastic toys make my heart hurt.
20. My MiaMaids teach me way more than I teach them...seriously, without them I wouldn't even KNOW about that Edward Cullen action figure.
21. I plan to start calling Angelbabe "Daddy" affective immediately.
22. Now that I'm a mom, I seriously GET everything about life.
23. TV rots your brain and is so sad and trashy, so I don't watch much of it.
24. I love LOVE love The Bachelor, LOST, Gray's, The Office, Gossip Girl, ANTM, SYTYCD, The Biggest Looser and Idol.
25. I ooze sass.
I tag ALL OF YOU.
February 5, 2009
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Love that #23 is immediately followed up by #24!
By the way, what's AMNT? I've been racking my brain...did you mean ANTM? Because if so, I'm TOTALLY with you! Tyra is SO awesome! =)
You are such an inspiration to all of us! Way to be the first one to blog 25 random things, where-ever did you get the idea?!?!
I'm not sure how we are even friends, TAMN. I LOVE judging. It's one of my New Year's Resolutions.
But I would only judge you righteously, of course.
Anything by Rascal Flats? HAHAHAHAH!
So. Freaking. True.
The taggin crapola on FB is gagging me. I can't handle it. I'm judgin.
PS - LOVE the oozing sass. I may work that into something...
Prosterity?
So sad you stopped at 25!
Wait.
Back the train up.
Is there really an Edward action figure?
I love how you're so ariginal!!
Just when I think I can't laugh any harder at this blog, you go and post something like this.
God bless you, whoever you are.
But what if my favorite thing really is a tie between my fam and my Kitchenaid?
Oh my heck, your into vintage too? One of my fave casual vintage spots is Old Navy, they have the cutest shirts with a cute message across my cute front bits so guys have something funny to read which will distract them from looking at my chest and will help keep that priests quorum righteous! (and the Elders quorum, and the high priests! yay for modesty! I buy mine a size too small in case the cotton stretches out.)
Make sure "Daddy" doesn't start calling you "Mommy" or "mother." It is super cute and hot and wisdomizing to BE a mommy but you want people to constantly confuse you with a teenaged mother of eight. "Why no, I'm not sixteen, what gave you that idea?" So remember, letting your hubby call you Mom is the kiss of death, you might as well wear floral print dresses with lacy collars.
"cackle"? ROFL, that makes ME cackle! Someday, I'd like to hang out with you in real life and invent an alter-identity for me too. ;-)
Only 25?? Now THAT'S frowny.
"Ugly people make my insides frowny" should be on a t-shirt.
If I were you, I would tell your mom to drop the cackle. Pronto. (and the sass)
I'm not sure which is more disturbing...your 40-something mom has long multicolored (but mostly blonde) hair (with awesome bangs) and shops in the Juniors section...or that your cackle appears to be genetic. {{shudder}}
Judging and uglies hurt my insides too. And make them frown and even cry. I'm so glad to not be judging or Ugly.
There are bikinis for babies? I think I am going to cry now.
you're going to have to elaborate on the plastic toys one. I'd love to know about that one in a little more detail...
"I swore I'd never do this!"
I seriously just peed in my pants.
Thanks for making this crappy day a whole lot better!):
I will happy sigh all day thinking of this post and how hard I laughed. But on your fav shows you forgot "30 Rock" which is by FAR the funniest show on tv. (I think you and Alec Baldwin may have some sames in the funny depot) Oh and "House" - b/c he is so grumpy/sexy and WAY smart.
Oh I am so with Rach, I read that and I totally lost all focus...I mean really is there?
Amen, Cheri - Amen.
Oh, no...I love my KitchenAid mixer too. But I use it to make cookie dough for ME. And I eat ALL of it.
TAMN, I tag you 5 more times because I've been tagged at least 5 times with that same thing on Facebook. Seriously. I am running out of things to say.
tamn, you are so uneek, there's really no one like you!
you're oooozing more than just sass!
gotta love ya!
TAMN thanks for making us smile!!!
"one of kind authentical vintage stuff like PB, Anthro and Bath and Body."
I think I cried. So true.
You make my day so much better.
Love #6.
Peace out.
Wah-LA!!
Please, I need more!!! Seriously, bangs rock!
I'm so sorry your insides get frowny, that must be tough!
TAMN, great tag list but what I really want to say is thanks to Mhana a few commenters above who reminded me of back in the day when I actually DID wear "floral print dresses with lacy collars". Yeah, I know, a horrid memory.
Can't wait til I'm a mom so I can "get everything about life" too!! that must be awesome, TAMN. i am sooooo jealous of you as usual. but in a total e-BFF kind of way!
I have to go now to get an edward action figure!
Thanks TAMN! =)
Oh Em Aitch! I think plastic toys are a pain in the heart too! We're like brain twinners or something! In fact, I crochet all my son's toys to make my heart warm and fuzzy. I crocheted him the cutest train set the other day. I quilted the train track. It's going to be an heirloom that my ggg-grandchildren will cherish, so I can't let him play with it.
Oh TAMN, every time I think your blog can't get any more awesome than it already is you post again....and then it does!
I love taking pitchers for prosterity too! Expecially ones where we're all eating out. I want everyone to know how much I loved Cafe Rio!
can't ..... get ...... up ..... off ...... the ..... floor ....... laughing ..... so ..... hard - the last ones did me in.
I'm a triathlete too! But since I can't swim, bike or run I just picked three different ones--water skiing, power walking to my fave stores in the mall and getting massages.
Better make sure you get that baby girl on a diet as soon as she comes -- think skim formula! -- so she can look hot in her minibikini!
# 15 - I have a total etsy oBseSsion
TAMN, why don't you have a link to your fabo Etsy shop? I'd LURVE to look all the cutesy crafty beaded earrings you sell for 5X what it cost to buy! And then you could have one of those cutesy Etsy banner things in your sidebar!
I found your blog. My little sis told me about it. It's very cute and I got a big kick out of your humor. Can see why you're loved. Keep it up.
#11. I can't get off the floor. So good.
And at least you only ooze sas and not a muffin top, that would really gross out JJWT. And the world.
So I'm sure you know by now, or at least JJWT has told you that if you change the tetters of ANTM you get TAMN! Maybe its an omen and you should be ANTM.
Great unique and different things about YOU. I wanna see the bangs and see if they really ARE better then mine. I have worn bangs all my life....I was born with bangs. Also, I like peole with Sass!!!! Lots of sass. Glad you think tv is trashy and don't hardly watch it except for all those OSCAR WINNING SHOWS you listed (tee,hee) I had to quit watching Grays' ..after the pig episode and Dr. Haun , I was like ..oooo-ick.
you sound like the dumbest, most judgmental, and fake person ever. #23 and 24 are total contradictions. its like you dont even know yourself. you say one thing and another and wah-la!...your two people. and both are disgusting.
i cant believe you brainwash so many people to think that you are cool/real. i would consider a porn star to be more inspirational than this blog ever could be.
K did I totally tag you for this or what TAMN'ers!?!?!
"funky one of a kind authentical vintage stuff like PB,Anthro and Bath and Body"....LOL
Did you forget Restoration Hardware for your super-cutest-ontheblock-house?--actually, that stuff might be too authentically vintage. Never mind.
You are SPOT ON!! Sad thing about this blog, is that I know REAL people like this, I guess that is why it is so hillarious! :-)
Bangs are in? WTHeck? Call me a total frump but I can't do it. Other than that we're TOTAL TWINS! (you being the trendier/skinnier/cooler/rightouser one ... thanks for being my example!)
You are totally my best friend now. We like all the same shows and movies
Edward Cullen action figure?
Seriously, I think my heart just skipped a beat
Hello, visiting your blog again...
Facebook had a similar thing going on right now- "25 random things about ME". I was tagged last week.
Anyway, love your blog and how you write. So funny!
Oh my Tamn, we could be twinners! LOL! (Truth-be-told, I also think you should add what a generous and amazing person you are because the said Make-over is ROCKING!!!!)
LOve ya,
Em
P.S. Should you not add that you LURVE the Sweet Tooth Fairy and that you could eat all that good stuff and still look babe-alicious?!?!
Now we need JJWT's 25 Random things..I tag him. And Ruth.
I totally have a frowny face on over here, for reals. Only 25 things about you? That just doesn't seem fair.
I think that "I Ooze Sass" should be the next T-shirt.
You totally can't tag everyone.
Hahahha. "I swore I'd never do this!"
Killed me dead.
Great list. I got a lot of good laughs.
Silly vball20surfer-- satire isn't for kids.
And TAMNers! I'm so scurred for you about #9! Does frowning on the inside give you (wrinkles) on the inside? If so, you better fill your super dainty nalgene with moisturizer to sip whenever you spot some physical misfortune.
genius. i love you much.
Ummm...hello?!? How can I get the Edward Cullen action figure?????
Don't forget to buy some of those cutie baby videos for the feti, because you know their brains won't rot if it's educational...
Vball20surfer-- that's why it's funny! Many people don't know how contradictory their thoughts or actions are.
On another note -- what is etsy?
Hey TAMN, I'm not well-versed on LDS-Lingo. What's a MiaMaid?
OMG (Oh-my-gosh), that was totally so funny! You are so deep now that you have feti!
how about TAMNkini (it's modest of course)
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