March 27, 2009

crazy

Hey it's me, JJWT.

We're at the hospital. The other day TAMN thought her water broke. I was pumped. I thought I would get to miss scouts. Fakeout. Really, she just pissed her pants. Hahahah! She was a little embarrassed. I cracked up. It broke for real this morning. She says it was a tender mercy she didn't miss either night of American Idol.

Cool.

Anyway. We're here. We left for the hospital right away, after I finished my workout and she did her hair and makeup. This is so gross. Guys out there know what I'm talking about. She was gushing water basically. Soaked my jeep. Sick. She keeps crying for no reason. Girls are so crazy.

The hospital rocks. They even have Xbox hookups. Sweet.

So we're here waiting. She got her epidural stat, before we even sat down. So, we're just kicking it. She can't feel a thing but she keeps screaming and squeezing the crap out of my hand. Hahaha. She says that's how it is in the movies. Girls are crazy. Hope they don't have to do a c-section. She wanted me to tell you all she looks awesome.

This is so nuts. Later.

blogged from my iphone.

56 comments:

MidCityGal said...

Can't wait to hear every detail. Please live blog your labor for us.

Matchbox Mom said...

Keep us informed on those fab feti's!

Trent!? said...

Sometimes, when JJWT posts, it's so authentic it's scary.

CONGRATS (almost)!!!!!

Rach said...

"She keeps crying for no reason. Girls are crazy."

I swear I've seen this post on a hundred real blogs.

I love you.

Mhana said...

Your so sensitive JJWT, I hope me own Virilenugget is as calm and wise as you are. Isn't is SUCH a tender mercy that hospital rooms have tvs so you don't have to miss March Maddness?

Dianna said...

Hey, maybe JJWT will end up in the bed next to TAMN like my husband did with the birth of our son. According to HIS story, it was a combination of hypoglycemia and a reaction to the antiseptic smell on the scrubs that forced him to lie down. Whatever it was, he had the nurses bringing HIM toast while I endured labor WITHOUT an epidural. Natural childbirth is pretty tough on husbands, poor babies. Good luck to the perfect couple!

dharvey said...

Thank the Lord for tender mercies, like holding up the delivery of twins until "American Idol" is over. You certainly wouldn't want the arrival of two new lives to interfere w/ a television show.

JJWT, you should live blog momentous event ! Sending best wishes to both of you. XOXO, D.

thecapitall said...

Sweet bro! Sorry about your Jeep, ha ha. Maybe it's a sign that it's time to take the top off (wink wink)

Melissa said...

Great news......Can't wait to see pictures of the feti!

Brian and Janette said...

Please make sure that TAMN's hair and make up is done just right for those post delivery photos. Wouldn't want anyone looking like a frumster right after delivery...that's just lame.

The Boob Nazi said...

Can't wait to read all her tweets!

Alisa said...

I'm a so greatfull for iPhones and the miracles that they are in our lives. Keep the posts coming. I want to know every detail.

Em said...

LOVED my c-section! Just sayin'!

Sarah said...

JJWT, you sound like a sensitive and caring husband.

Token Asian Friend said...

JJWT, I want to know if you are sneaking TAMN some diet coke ice chips. My husband wants to know if you brought Rock Band.

Lili said...

Eeeeee!

Sarra said...

Too bad she couldn't have waited until March Madness was over. Oh well. Movie stars aren't very righteous, so you might tell TAMN to chill out and let the medicine that Heavenly Father has provided to be made work to ease her worse-than-you-could-ever-imagine-or-experience pain. Plus, you'll need two hands to hold your new studs (b/c I think they're both boys).

Heidi Ashworth said...

Too bad you keep forgetting to tote that camera along with you or we could see how hot she looks for ourselves.

Camille said...

Wow, JJWT, You're so sensitive. If only all women cold find such a hot, sensitive, man...

Katie said...

ha ha! These are the things that men say when their wives are in labor. Make sure you say them often.

"This is so much easier than I thought it would be!"

"I'm tired...I need to go take a nap"

"I hope you don't mind that I just ate a bag of doritos"

"ewww, ewww, EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW"

AND THE ALL TIME FAVORITE THINGS WIVES LOVE TO HEAR FROM THEIR HUSBANDS WHILE IN LABOR

"Sweety, stop screaming....its hurting my ears."


Enjoy this time...there's nothing like it....ever

Kemi said...

Awww... your feti are going to share their birthdays with my son!

myimaginaryblog said...

I totally thought that might have been what happened. And I even thought you would have to be the one to tell us about it b/c she would be too embarrassed. Wow, I am so in tune.

Hope all's going well -- I'm sure the babies are already born by now, right? (It's 1:39 PM as I write this.)

tiburon said...

Keeping everything crossed!

C-section would be the worst. Can you imagine the scar?! It will put her into deep depression.

Good luck Tamners!

Ruthykins said...

so glad to hear she got the epidural! don't want anyone thinking you're too cheap to get it.

Christa said...

JJWT, you are the most awesomest hubby-wubby ever, I am so jealous of TAMN right now. Just a tip though, I went into full labor the second my husband left the room, and like 20 minutes later I had our twinners. He came back of course before I had them, just think about it, I mean hello it could save you from hours of her squuezing your hand which totally can mess up your game, I mean really.

Brooke said...

This is the silliest blog I've ever seen. But it makes much more sense now that I know it's all FAKE! At first I wondered how anyone could be so conceited, then I figured it out. What a relief. Hope all goes well at the "hospital"! I'll be back to check in.

Lovin Elly said...

Congrats....can't wait to here the rest of the story :)

Cristin said...

Yes, I also want play by play of TAMN'S labor blogged from your iPhone.

mindy said...

that was a WAY tender mercy.

sorry about your jeep, jjwt.

can't wait for the 5000 pics!

SRA said...

Yes! The babys can still arrive on my b-day so we can be twinners! Tomorrow...get ready for it! Best day of the year :D

Kayleigh said...

I bet she is the most adorable preggo slash going into labor almost mommy in that entire hospital.

The Vigh Household said...

C-sections rock. No pain, beautiful non-pointy head babies. You're almost super mom of the world! Can't wait to see the seriously most awesomest babies EVER!

dunnthat said...

Brooke...it hurts my fillings that you think this is fake. Way bad.

JJWT...Girls ARE crazy! But such tender mercies. Thank goodness your so sensitive. I object to the "p" word, however. Let's call it diet coke overflow, shall we?

Emma said...

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J S said...

Yay! Ya, that's gross about your jeep! I hope you post tons of super cute pics of your new little family, like srsly, we need to see all of them!!!

Brooke said...

Brooke ... you'll definitely be back. It's addicting like crack cocaine. Good heavens I love JJWT.

brossettelewis said...

Come on already you've been laboring all day, where are the twins? :P

JWTT congrats on having Xbox hookups! Sorry about your jeep!

Sadie said...

You two are going to be the most tender parentals! And if you way want to score points, cry when the doctor holds up the baby with the cord still inside her and its all bloody and goopy and yell out, " she/he is awesome! You did awesome babe cakes!!!". and then pat her on the head. chicks love that!

Coral said...

So glad TAMN touched up her makeup. Some women look like they let themselves go well prego, and then it is documented in the labor pics/vid for generations to come. No wonder babies cry. Seriously.

Steve & Alli said...

"Fakeout. Really, she just pissed her pants." Wow! I heart you JJWT. Seriously, you're so eloquent and remind me so much of own hubby. I hope you don't miss anymore March Madness than is absolutely necessary, I mean that's just cruel!

Stephanie said...

no, GIRLS aren't crazy, TAMN is crazy.

Stephanie said...

no, GIRLS aren't crazy, TAMN is crazy.

Sarah's blog... and I guess our newlywed blog that I update like twice a year. said...

ps.. please tell our darling tamn to make sure she starts putting pictures up STAT. and not just pictures, i need VIDEOS of you guyses doing every day stuff, like a 10 minute video of you feeding the little babes. also 10 minute videos of you holding them, giving them baths, shaking a rattel at them, getting them dressed, and changing their diapers. cause goodness knows your blog isnt ocmplete with those videos!!!!!

Stephanie said...

also ten minute vids of them sleeping, of TAMN sleeping, of TAMN breastfeeding the two of them at the same time, etc. Good call, Sarah

GladysIcanbee said...

So important that she did her hair and makeup. Newborn babies all look the same in their pics, except some have hair and some are cuter, but what people really look at is the mom and how cute, or gross, she looks. Good for TAMN for keeping her priertees strait.

Jennifer said...

I am dying to hear about your feti.
I am sure they will be seriously so cute. I can't wait to hear all of the deets. My advice is to send the babes to the nursery at night and get some sleep bc it may be your last but even sleep deprived I bet you will look fabulous.

Emma said...

Come on give us news, i am so excited, good luck to both of you. If you make it and are not scarred for life, then you are heroes and we should all look up to you more then I already do!

Z's Wife said...

Good thing they have xbox hookups so you can be as supportive and caring as possible while she screams and cries for no reason. I really hope you have Netflix on your xbox live account so you can make sure TAMN gets her fill of gooey movies to watch while she's pushing the feti out too.

Emily said...

Super Yay!

Grandma Kate said...

Where are the seriously so blessed grandmas and grandpas in your story. As a grandma-in-waiting, I am awaiting your advice to the grandparents as they should be prepared to bring fabulous gifts and be ready to clean house, cook and babysit at the drop of a hat.

The Jeppsen 5 said...

Don't worry JJWT, Jeeps are waterproof!! (at least the REAL ones are-maybe not those cherokees and liberty pieces of poo)

DS4 Family said...

FORGET THE JEEP!! JJWT should have taken TAMN to the Hospital in CLASS...with the ESCALADE!! My preference as well..I own one too!! Anyways sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for word on WHAT THE SEXES are and the NAMES of the BEAUTIFUL bundles of JOY!! Best of wishes to you both!!

Now I have to admit I FIRST FOUND YOU LAST NIGHT WHILE "BLOGSTALKING"!! HEY, at least I can admit it!! You were on my FRIEND'S SISTERS blog. I spent 2.5 hours reading from start finish. I was just in "LA LA" land with how AMAZING THESE 2 people were. WOW at times I was even thinking "HOW ON EARTH COULD THESE 2 BE MORMONS"?!! I am not but my FRIEND is and she is SO NOT SELFISH, or into herself like TAMN AND JJWT seemed to be, she is not SPENDY and SHOWY and most of ALL SHE HAS COMPASSION AND LOVE for her FRIENDS!! I know a little bit of the Mormon Faith and was just amazed at what was here!! So anyways at the END of the BLOG I figured it OUT!! I have to GIVE the AUTHOR SO MUCH CREDIT!! I read all the credits and watched the news cast and then it all made sense!! YOU GO GIRL!! You have stumbled upon a GREAT SET up and this site is quite like a "SOAP OPERA" and I am quite the "PRINCESS" and love to see GREAT, HAPPY, LOVE FILLED STORIES!! Now I have you book marked and I am going to visit and see the goings on in the LIFE OF TAMN, JJWT and the NEW BUNDLES. You have me on the EDGE OF MY SEAT WONDERING WHAT WILL BE!! I am a new FAN from CANADA and I look forward to many of laughs reading of the UPCOMING YEARS of the NEW BUNDLES. WHATEVER WILL TAMN AND JJWT do when they arrive home and there is not much sleep, no time for perfecting bodies and makeup, spills in the ESCALADE and JEEP, and not much time for being CRAZY with each other? Oh that will be such a hoot to read how THEIR life will CHANGE!!

Thanks for the LAUGHS. I KNOW I WILL HAVE MANY MORE TO COME. Thank you for the AWESOME BLOG!!

Stephanie

Holly said...

I must be seriously obsessed, because I keep checking your blog every couple of hours to hear news about the feti/babies. Heal fast so you can blog about the best thing in your life!

Stephanie said...

I have no more nails to chew!! WE NEED UPDATE!!!!

Adriel & Tierra Wakefield said...

TAMN?! I'm sure you haven't blogged about the birth of your awesome babies because you were too busy getting them ready for their first day at church today-right? Nothing like exposing brand new babies to millions of viruses, pathogens, germs, and all those other big words as soon as you can so you know they'll be super immune later on in life. Not to mention how much you'll be able to show off your already/still hot post-baby body and your his and her covered car seats. I hope you didn't forget to slap a huge bow/daisy/anything to your little girl's head and then gel-up your little man's do. It doesn't say "church" if you don't look over the top.

Amy said...

You are gonna need some new widgets now that the feti are born! I've seen some growth chart ones on friends blogs.