SORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN FOREVER! Total sLaCkEr I know plz don't hate me! Lets catch up.
So, Lynzii came to VT me yesterday and brought tons of chubbifying cookies and was all, Sorry for not being here on the first of the month. And I was like, no problem, you had your babies, congrats but sorry you had to pull an octomom and get fertility shots. And she frownsmiled and was like if it makes you feel better to think that, fine.
Guys, let's just be real for a sec ok??!
Hate to wine or exagerate and I refuse to throw a pitty-party, but being 34 weeks and 4 days double-prego is the hardest thing anyone has ever done. Ever. No one understands me!! And LoverBucket still goes to school even when I need him to rub my teensy feet, AND I've put on ten ell-bees, AND had to wear maternity pants for the first time today (ew!), AND I have to go to the DTD every week and get, um, (TMI ALERT, TMI ALERT, DON'T READ IF YOU HATE TMI), my ladyparts checked.
And HeartNugget has to get me a new ring bc this week my old one shrunk...wierd. PLUS Yvette's not speaking to me AND all the Bunc/ko girls went on a girls cruise--I'm too preggy to go :(--so, if I want pedis I have to go all alone. Ugh. So, with all these trails AND Lynzii's name stealing AND having to deal with the emotions of the Batchelor this week, now I really don't know what realty shows to believe in anymore, it's hard, but helps me understand the pioneers. Guess it's just preparing me for a life of challenges, like outdoing everyone elses kids birthday parties.