September 21, 2009

i have the pouties

I seriously HATE complaining and passive agressives, but I have to tell you why I'm feeling pouty today
{1} they haven't released the girl they called to hold my spot while I was gone so I'm not "technically" the MiaMaid advisor again yet, so even though I still go to YWs and text the girls sassily, it's just not the same.

{2} a meanie emailed me and said {these} are for MATH and I should stop pretending they are (these). Ew! {W}hy is she trying to make my blog {ugly}????

{3} JJWT is still the BEST HUSBAND EVER but cuz of school I NEVER get to play w/ him, seriously, take how busy you and your hub are and times that by a million and that's like one sixth of JJWT & I's busy-ness.

{4} My infertilities. Trying is soooooo exhausting.

{5} Yvette.

{6} Queenie and Glamma left me alone w/ the twins last week for there spa day when they KNEW i hadn't had a pedi in two weeks.

Ugh, at first I thought I was just being dramatic but now that I see it handwritten, wow, that is bad, no WONDER my heart is heavy right? Just hope no one forgets any big days coming up bc that would be the saddest of all.

Anyways, know what just occured to me no real reason? I was just thinking today that I love love love really complicated vintage party decorations, color-themed snacks, darling party favors, and a new vintage frame for my updated footprints poem.

Also just in case anyone cares I {heart} dresses, and GCs, and cruises, and Changs, and cameras that cost at least a grand.

40 comments:

Molly in the Jello Belt said...

I am {dying} to know how you updated the footprints poem!

Also, babe, in {1}, I think you meant to type "they haven't released" instead of "they have released". Not to criticize or anything b/c usually your proofreading is so uber-detailed!

Christa said...

Poor TAMNers!
I hope that your infertility clears up soon. Maybe you should pay double fast offerings next month.

Frau said...

{Technically} for math? T-squares are technically for math but we can quilt/scrapbook with them just the same. BAAAAA!!!!!

Infertilities? Oh yeah, if you aren't pregnant with twins it isn't infertility, it's infertilities, right?

Thanks for being so selfless and good and complaining even though you don't like it. You're such a gem, TAMN.

Nick and Paige said...

TAMN~ I'm new at following your blog! I ♥ it! I hope you have a great birthday tomorrow - and I hope JJWT gets you something fab!

JenB said...

TAMNers. I know what you are feeling. I had to tie a pork chop around my neck for anyone to hang out with me for my birthday! So sad.

Mormon Bachelor Pad said...

Do you need a hug?

Me too.

C'mere...

Hizzeather said...

Where are you registered for your birthday? ;)

Kate G said...

Wait? No pictures of the items that you {heart}? Seriously... I need help here.

Rachel said...

There is an updated Footprints poem?

Jewel said...

You have such a hard life.

Lauren R said...

Don't forget your very bummed over the BYU or Utah football losses. I mean, you don't watch football, but it has put JJWT in such a funk.

Melissa said...

What are GC's? YOu got me!

Jeannie said...

Oh TAMNERS. I hate it when Grandmas are so selfish. I heart you.

Amy and David said...

Oh my goodness TAMN, we have the same birthday! That should surely cheer you up!! And just think I am turning 32 and you are turning the perfect age, so at least your not OLD like me--smile!!

Rick said...

Your life IS hard. But maybe you'd feel better if you shared the "updated footprints poem" -- I must be a loser because I haven't seen any updates...

Motion DeSmiths said...

TAMN: Regarding your survey, WHAT is a vision board?

The Boob Nazi said...

No. Not alone on spa day!!!!

WhiteEyebrows said...

{} are for programming... not for math, stupid.

Adrianne Miller said...

TAMN, I just realized your birthday is on the day I got engaged. How awesome is that?! It is like we were seperated at birth or something.

: ) Paula said...

Thanks for your comment Motion DeSmiths, you made me google "vision board" and now I have to puke. What's up with grown-ups making magazine cut-out collages? {Sad}

ukyankoz said...

Still not preggo? *frownsmile* Guess you're just not trying hard enough...If you relax it'll just happen...Have more faith and it will work out...Are you sure you're oober-righteous??

(Did I leave anything out?)

brenkachicka said...

Share the poem! Puhleease!
I know the infertilities are no fun. I been there, but now have 4 little ones.
Go get a pedi.
{hugs} to you!

MissMel said...

Its hard always turning 18 again and again and again....

Courtney Price said...

Oncer you've spent 4 grand on a camera, there's no looking back... you're so last year!

Shelley said...

Wow Tamn, you're life IS SO HARD. I'm thinking that HF must love you most becuz HE thinks you can handle SO MANY TESTS of you're FAITH! You are inspirering.

J. P. said...

TaMN, you know whats the BEST? The DELETE Button! You can totally vent and write out everylittle hurtful thing on your cute brain and then hit delete and nobody has to make up comments that sound like they care.
That came out snottier than I intended, but thank you for giving me the opportunity to say what I really want to say to passive aggressive "why my life is so hard even though I don't want you to feel sorry for me, but I really really need you to say something nice about how much I don't suck" posts.

clan of the cave hair said...

apparently there is some confusion as to whether JP (me) understands that this is satire. Yes, thank you. Doesn't anybody else ever want to say that to a "real" whiner? I do!

Justin and Olya said...

gosh, school makes a hubby so busy!
Terrible. Nobody else ever had a hubby doing FULL time school and FULL time business, and wifey running her own, AND having kiddos to take care of. you are all alone in this world. oh, and by-the-by, grammas don't owe anything to anyone. :) YOUR babies, not theirs. :) Smile and keep living. Welcome to real life:)

debbie said...

I thought that's why grandmas were invented!?!

Kimber said...

We use the cute parenthesis {} in my language science class for morphemes, which are a part of the English language and have absolutely nothing to do with math.

Ashley Ann said...

I didn't realize that there was a whole look of inward pointing toes!

I thought that all the skinny girls in Utah were just really pigeon toed. Good to know that that is what all the guys think is hot!

And so glad to hear that you heart dresses. That's so much cuter than saying you love them. I heart this blog SOO much.

Laurel said...

Melissa - GC's = Gift Cards

And TAMN likes them. ;)

Chelley said...

Such lucky YW's for you to take time out of your busy schedule to sassily text them still...you are so selfliss!

Token Asian Friend said...

We need a GNO, STAT!

myimaginaryblog said...

"If you have desires to serve you are called to the work" so for all intensive purposes you already ARE the YW pres!

Hope you have the best birthday EVER because it sounds like the universe totally owes you one (not to mention JJWT and Queenie and Glamma and Yvette.)

dharvey said...

You have an updated "footprints" poem ! Too cool ! TAMN, I wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope you get tons of wonderful GC's to Anthro, Changs, and everywhere else. Love you, XOXO, -- D.

Kristi said...

Ummm, the MIL's are going without you? That means they like eachother more than they like you... {frown smile}.

Liz said...

I may be the only one who caught this, but I don't think Tamns really has an updated footprints poem, just an updated font and maybe an updated image instead of just lonely footprints in the sand she could have a pictures of someone's pigeon toes i'm just guessing though

Laura Bloomfield said...

TAMNers, I was just wondering, someday {fingers crossed for this week} when you get preggers, are you going to wean you two precious little twinsies, or are you going to continue to breastfeed them?

If you are going to continue to breastfeed, how long are you planning on breastfeeding your perfect pair?

Kerry said...

I love when people do pouty posts like this one. "Feel sorry for me! p.s. it's almost my birthday and I need attention."

Dead on.