Hey. It's JJWT. It's TAMN's birthday so I blogged. Chicks love that.
I love you, hottie.
Looks like she finally outgrew the 'birthday week.' She doesn't want anything, so I'll probably grab a redbox on the way home tonight. Maybe Little Caesars? Dang that sounds good.
Happy birthday babe.
September 22, 2009
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I'm going to get Little Caesars right now...dang, that does sound good!
Wow, JJWT. You're cool. If only my hubby were so thoughtful...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMN!!! Yay and Eeeeeee and BAAAAAA!!! So are you 21 yet?
You are going to be in so much trouble.
Happy Birthday to you TAMNERZ!
Um, hello, don't you think you should do a little something more special for the cutest mother of the best dang twins in the whole wide world????
JJWT- I just hope you have friends with a comfy couch!
Happy, Happy Birthday. You don't look a day over 17! <3 <3
Good job listening to her! I can't wait to hear how much she loves your simplicity.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BLOG BFF EVER!!
Here let me put on the ultra vintage, handmade princess crown I made just for you...
AWWW LOOK AT YOU!! Cinderella would be so jealous right now!
And here I made you these adorable cupcake pops... they are totally fat free, and I ground up folic acid tablets in them to help with your (whispering) in-fer-til-ities.
I hope your day is awesome! Mine will be, I get to spend the whole day telling you how PERFECT you are!
Hey dude, I think you need to post the cover letter that got you your internship this past summer. Since you're in the top ten (not just 10%), all us guys need to see how it's done so we can buy a Range Rover with our signing bonus. Escalade nothin'.
Have a Fabulous Birthday TAMN! (JJWT, go get her something sparkly. Redbox won't do it)
Yikes!
Major mistake. This may even throw off her plans to conceive.
oh you are in so much trouble.
OMFH, ("freaking heck", just so you know) Happy Birthday! I totally didn't even realize - thank goodness for Facebook or I might have forgotten such an EPIC day! Whew! May you have all the joy and FUN your righteousness deserves!
DON'T READ THIS TAMN: JJWT, you might want to think about some nice little surprise for your honey, even though she is TOTALLY unselfish and not thinking of presents - like, diamond stud earrings and a couple dozen roses and dinner at someplace fancy and gorgeous so she can dress up and you can show her off... You know, just to show her you CARE. Girls love surprises, birthday ones ESPECIALLY. Just a thought.
OMFH, ("freaking heck", just so you know) Happy Birthday! I totally didn't even realize - thank goodness for Facebook or I might have forgotten such an EPIC day! Whew! May you have all the joy and FUN your righteousness deserves!
DON'T READ THIS TAMN: JJWT, you might want to think about some nice little surprise for your honey, even though she is TOTALLY unselfish and not thinking of presents - like, diamond stud earrings and a couple dozen roses and dinner at someplace fancy and gorgeous so she can dress up and you can show her off... You know, just to show her you CARE. Girls love surprises, birthday ones ESPECIALLY. Just a thought.
The Mr. is just as funny as the Mrs. and sure is looking for heaps of trouble :)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hey JJWT, birthday aside, I was wondering if your new MLM has something to do with Day Trading?
Wait, man - stop and think. This is a test. Don't mess up. Better make a couple more stops along with Red Box and Little Caesars.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMN!!
And JJWT - don't fall for it! She's just tryin to be modest... modest is hottest, after all. Shower her with gifts or be prepared for the humiliation of being the worst hubby ever!
No matter what you do, it will never be enough... so just stick with Little Caesars. Just resign yourself to the fact that you won't be getting any tonight.
Oh yes. TOTALLY can't wait until tomorrow's post!
Happy Birthday TAMN!! Hope it is a great one and hope JJTW is j/k about Redbox and Little Caesars. Frownsmile
Happy Birthday TAMN!! Hope it is a great one and hope JJTW is j/k about Redbox and Little Caesars. Frownsmile
Dear JJWT, Umm, I don't think you guys will be trying to have a baby anymore after this B-day. FYI.
Dear JJWT, Umm, I don't think you guys will be trying to have a baby anymore after this B-day. FYI.
I think she secretly wants a BABY!!!
So get on that! (before I do!)
Totally kidding man, that's gross!
Happy Birthday, TAMN! You are seriously so blessed and I'm so blessed to have you in my life!
JJWT - I'm going to echo the other posts. You might want to stop by the gas station and get her a rose or something. If you want to go all out you should throw in the hardware store too and get a power tool that you want. Maybe season tickets to BYU's basketball games would be in order. If she isn't interested - you can offer to take a friend.
Whatever you do, remember that you provided for her like a man. Tell her exactly what you expect in payment for the birthday presents. (Rhymes with Joe B- oh I'm sure you'll figure it out.)
This is kind of risky JJWT. If she throws a fit and asks where her present is just give her a sexy look and tell her you want to give her a baby. Present for her, nookie for you! It's a win-win.
haaaaaaaaaaa
I hope that {redbox} has some jewellery in it!! I know NOTHING would be good enough for TAMNers, cuz she is the MOST PRESHUS WIFE EVER. But you should at least try. Gosh.
I'm pretty sure TAMN wants to go and see GI Joe. And make it a Five Buck Pizza. Women LOVE that place.
Happy Birthday TAMN!!!!
JJWT dont fall for it! Go big and sparkly or go sleep at your parents house tonight! (With the twins!)
Happy Birthday Tamners!!!!
Dear JJWT--
Let me give you a little hint-- TAMN is your eternal companion, the mother of your gorgeous twinners, and pretty much the best thing that could happen to anybody. So, the best thing you could do is treat her accordingly. This is what she needs today:
1) Breakfast in bed
2) Mani/pedi
3) Twinners with Glamma, so she can go on an Anthro shopping spree with the gift card you gave her
4) Lunch from the Rio
5) Shabby Apple Dress (if they even make one small enough) to wear on your romantic candle-lit dinner date
6) Ice, and I'm not talkin' frozen H20.
7) Don't forget the flowers.
8) Some cake with a note that reads, "Calories don't count on your b-day."
9) A foot massage.
These are just the bare-bones basics. It'll be up to you to fill in the rest.
Love ya, TAMN. Totally got your back on this one. I'll admit JJWT's little joke did inspire a frown-smile.
Happy Birthday, TAMN! I hope you don't hurt JJWT tonight after he takes you seriously that you don't want anything. What are they teaching that man in biz/law/dental/medical school anyway?
JD:
you in big twah-bul mister.
JD:
you in BIG twah-buh mister!!
JJWT Fail.
She *really* wants a mani/pedi, new eyelashes, a girls vacation without the babies and an all-expenses-paid trip to the fanciest mall around.
Red Box and pizza...pssssh. She's not a frat boy!
xox
Happy birthday TAMN--you deserve to be pampered today. Heck (sorry to swear)--you deserve to be pampered every day.
I have a feeling this isn't going to help with TAMN's efforts to overcome her infertility.
(Yeah, I wrote that before reading the other comments, because I figured they would all say the same thing. A quick upward scroll confirms it. Some things are just easy to predict.)
Happy Birthday Birthday Twinner! {BAAAAAA!!!}
JJWT,
NOOOOOOO!!! How are you not aware that you married the neediest, highest maintenance, most reversly psycological woman ever to exist??? Use your brain, man!
Oh, and Happy Birthday, TAMN!
I made my husband read this post and he did not get it! Probably because for my birthday he always does the same thing- card with a cute animal on front and flowers that he picks up from the nearest grocery store, BUT he does always put $$$ on the inside and tells me to use this on whatever I was already planning on buying myself:)
Don't worry, TAMN. I'm sure when he says, "RedBox" he really means one of those tiny boxes from JARED with something sparkly inside rather than one containing Angelina Jolie from the McDonald's parking lot.
Oh snap...you are SCREWED!
JJWT... it'd a test! don't come back from the red box unless you have The Notebook and an Anthro sweater. fur reals!
Happy Birthday! I hope there is a surprize party in the works! Otherwise people might question your marriage!?
Happy Birthday! I hope there is a surprize party in the works! Otherwise people might question your marriage!?
Oh man, I am dying with anticipation for tomorrow's post.
OH NO YOU DI'INT JJWT!
BOOOOOOOOO JJWT! Do you not know TAMNers at all?!?! Redbox and $5 pizza?! FOR HER BIRTHDAY?! You are so not getting nuzzles tonight! Better run out and buy her the teeny (and by teeny I mean GINORMOUS)diamond jewlery she's had her eye on!
Don't you know that a girl like TAMN needs constant validation, ESPECIALLY ON HER BIRTHDAY?!!
If you don't do something spectacular and spend at least a grand on her, than what will she brag to everyone about?
I hope your doghouse is as nice as your McMansion cause you're headed there!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Having a super-cute complicated vintage decorated non-Zion party in your honor over here! Hope your day is the bestest and JJWT has the sense to treat you like the queen we ALL know you are!
Oh JJWT, I know TAMN is all into simplicity right now, but it doesn't count when it's her birthday! Do you really want to see her adorable pouty face frownsmile when she realizes you didn't at least get her some GCs?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMNERS!!!
Better make it a cheese pizza; she'll hate your insensitivity by adding high calorie pepperoni. Good thing she's exhausted from trying so hard to overcome infertilities cuz you aint gettin' any!
Someone isn't going to be getting any for a LOOOONNGGGG time.
what? No extremely long list extolling her virtues with cute pictures of her during your many many foreign vacations that you have taken in your 2 years of marriage? Fail.
I feel as though this MAY get you in trouble... N.B.D. http://www.whitlyman.blogspot.com
no redbox and little ceasar's birthday is complete without the plastic rose made from a "silk" thong purchased from the gas station! You probably ought to consider also getting some kind of chocolate while you're at the convenience store...it may be the only thing that saves you from birthday he(ck) for eternity.
JJWT, Redbox and pizza? Come on, it's a birthday! You could have taken her golfing and then gone to Texah Roadhouse! Maybe gotten her a new gun, tools for the garage? It's TAMN, bigger is better!
Cannot wait for the fall out!
JJWT- you should get Cheesecake takeout instead of Little Caesar's.
Just sayin...
TAMN- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Tonight at mutual, me and the other Mia Maids are going to give you the present we (I) made for you!! GAHHH you're going to lurrrve it. I won't give too much away but it involves damask, vintage owls, and a magnet board. Yeaaahhh dawg. LOVE YOU!!
I've been thinking about this post all day... it just hits too close to home.
Happy B-day TAMN!! JJWT: You should know by now that when she says she doesn't want anything, it's her passive aggressive way of saying she wants something super thoughtful.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMN!!! Stay blessed! ;)
You're going to get it.
Little Ceasers and Redbox sounds like a good plan to end TAMN's infertilities.
Oh my...someone is not getting ANY for a looong time....
We are practically twins. I mean... since my birthday was yesterday. I guess we could be twins born on different days. That is it... twins switched at birth... born on different days... and most likely different years. But whatevs... TWINS all the same.
We are practically twins. I mean... since my birthday was yesterday. I guess we could be twins born on different days. That is it... twins switched at birth... born on different days... and most likely different years. But whatevs... TWINS all the same.
Uh oh! I think the pouties are going to get worse.
Just a guess...but I think tomorrow's blog is going to be something like..."Guys, I killed JJWT, but it was like, totally an accident....and so his fault, cuz of his lousy b-day gift to me. HELP!"
I'll pray for you buddy.
BTW-HAPPY BIRTHDAY Tamn!!!!!!!!
JJWT, hope you have a best bud to put you up for the night. Good luck with that.
TAMNers, lurve ya, birthday girl! This is the big 2-1, right?
PERFECT, JJWT! A huge diamond in a red box, and tickets to Italy (where they make the L.C. pizza before bringing it here, of course). Brilliant! You're such a stud. in fact, if things don't work out w/ you and TAMN, I know this hottie....
uh oh JJWT, now TAMN's infertilities are really going to be a problem because unless that redbox and pizza came from anthro, you are going to be living at queenies house for a while
Wow, JJWT, you better plant some richus seeds in TAMN's fertul womb garden 2nite so she can get rid of her pouties. Maybe try for quadruplets this time. I hope you payed you're tithing this month. :]
love.
Happy Birthday TAMN! Your birthday is on my anniversary! WHAT A GREAT DAY! :)
You have the same birthday as Frodo and Bilbo
I don't know you, but I saw your blog off of a friend of mine. When I read your last post about the pouties, and especially infertility (been there!!!) I wondered if you had ever read therhouse.blogspot.com
She is an adoption advocate, and writes often about infertility, adoption, and everything else along those lines. Just thought you might be interested if you have never read it!
brandi
I can't wait for TAMN's update post...
ooooooooh my, JJWT is in sooo much tru-ble!!!!!!
Snort. Right on. Hasn't this happened to everyone??
I'm so proud of you.
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