September 22, 2009

with love

Hey. It's JJWT. It's TAMN's birthday so I blogged. Chicks love that.

I love you, hottie.

Looks like she finally outgrew the 'birthday week.' She doesn't want anything, so I'll probably grab a redbox on the way home tonight. Maybe Little Caesars? Dang that sounds good.

Happy birthday babe.

90 comments:

BYU Athletic Supporter said...

I'm going to get Little Caesars right now...dang, that does sound good!

Sarah said...

Wow, JJWT. You're cool. If only my hubby were so thoughtful...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMN!!! Yay and Eeeeeee and BAAAAAA!!! So are you 21 yet?

Coal Miner's Daughter said...

You are going to be in so much trouble.

Adrianne Miller said...

Happy Birthday to you TAMNERZ!

Cedar City Arnold Fam said...

Um, hello, don't you think you should do a little something more special for the cutest mother of the best dang twins in the whole wide world????

Jaclyn and Devan Swallom said...

JJWT- I just hope you have friends with a comfy couch!

Cindy said...

Happy, Happy Birthday. You don't look a day over 17! <3 <3

Katherine said...

Good job listening to her! I can't wait to hear how much she loves your simplicity.

Christa said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BLOG BFF EVER!!
Here let me put on the ultra vintage, handmade princess crown I made just for you...
AWWW LOOK AT YOU!! Cinderella would be so jealous right now!
And here I made you these adorable cupcake pops... they are totally fat free, and I ground up folic acid tablets in them to help with your (whispering) in-fer-til-ities.

I hope your day is awesome! Mine will be, I get to spend the whole day telling you how PERFECT you are!

Ian said...

Hey dude, I think you need to post the cover letter that got you your internship this past summer. Since you're in the top ten (not just 10%), all us guys need to see how it's done so we can buy a Range Rover with our signing bonus. Escalade nothin'.

Wendy said...

Have a Fabulous Birthday TAMN! (JJWT, go get her something sparkly. Redbox won't do it)

Jessica said...

Yikes!

Allison and Mason: said...

Major mistake. This may even throw off her plans to conceive.

whyimstillsingle said...

oh you are in so much trouble.

Cyd said...

OMFH, ("freaking heck", just so you know) Happy Birthday! I totally didn't even realize - thank goodness for Facebook or I might have forgotten such an EPIC day! Whew! May you have all the joy and FUN your righteousness deserves!

DON'T READ THIS TAMN: JJWT, you might want to think about some nice little surprise for your honey, even though she is TOTALLY unselfish and not thinking of presents - like, diamond stud earrings and a couple dozen roses and dinner at someplace fancy and gorgeous so she can dress up and you can show her off... You know, just to show her you CARE. Girls love surprises, birthday ones ESPECIALLY. Just a thought.

Cyd said...

OMFH, ("freaking heck", just so you know) Happy Birthday! I totally didn't even realize - thank goodness for Facebook or I might have forgotten such an EPIC day! Whew! May you have all the joy and FUN your righteousness deserves!

DON'T READ THIS TAMN: JJWT, you might want to think about some nice little surprise for your honey, even though she is TOTALLY unselfish and not thinking of presents - like, diamond stud earrings and a couple dozen roses and dinner at someplace fancy and gorgeous so she can dress up and you can show her off... You know, just to show her you CARE. Girls love surprises, birthday ones ESPECIALLY. Just a thought.

Emmy said...

The Mr. is just as funny as the Mrs. and sure is looking for heaps of trouble :)

brenkachicka said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sims Family said...

Hey JJWT, birthday aside, I was wondering if your new MLM has something to do with Day Trading?

Kris said...

Wait, man - stop and think. This is a test. Don't mess up. Better make a couple more stops along with Red Box and Little Caesars.

Melissa said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMN!!

And JJWT - don't fall for it! She's just tryin to be modest... modest is hottest, after all. Shower her with gifts or be prepared for the humiliation of being the worst hubby ever!

WhiteEyebrows said...

No matter what you do, it will never be enough... so just stick with Little Caesars. Just resign yourself to the fact that you won't be getting any tonight.

Lisa Michelle said...

Oh yes. TOTALLY can't wait until tomorrow's post!

Amy said...

Happy Birthday TAMN!! Hope it is a great one and hope JJTW is j/k about Redbox and Little Caesars. Frownsmile

Amy said...

Happy Birthday TAMN!! Hope it is a great one and hope JJTW is j/k about Redbox and Little Caesars. Frownsmile

Dallin and Janelle Lewis said...

Dear JJWT, Umm, I don't think you guys will be trying to have a baby anymore after this B-day. FYI.

Dallin and Janelle Lewis said...

Dear JJWT, Umm, I don't think you guys will be trying to have a baby anymore after this B-day. FYI.

Grammar G of "Big Beat Battalion" said...

I think she secretly wants a BABY!!!
So get on that! (before I do!)
Totally kidding man, that's gross!

Kate G said...

Happy Birthday, TAMN! You are seriously so blessed and I'm so blessed to have you in my life!

Frau said...

JJWT - I'm going to echo the other posts. You might want to stop by the gas station and get her a rose or something. If you want to go all out you should throw in the hardware store too and get a power tool that you want. Maybe season tickets to BYU's basketball games would be in order. If she isn't interested - you can offer to take a friend.

Whatever you do, remember that you provided for her like a man. Tell her exactly what you expect in payment for the birthday presents. (Rhymes with Joe B- oh I'm sure you'll figure it out.)

The Bradley's said...

This is kind of risky JJWT. If she throws a fit and asks where her present is just give her a sexy look and tell her you want to give her a baby. Present for her, nookie for you! It's a win-win.

Sarah said...

haaaaaaaaaaa

Shelley said...

I hope that {redbox} has some jewellery in it!! I know NOTHING would be good enough for TAMNers, cuz she is the MOST PRESHUS WIFE EVER. But you should at least try. Gosh.

Kristina P. said...

I'm pretty sure TAMN wants to go and see GI Joe. And make it a Five Buck Pizza. Women LOVE that place.

LauraLuv said...

Happy Birthday TAMN!!!!
JJWT dont fall for it! Go big and sparkly or go sleep at your parents house tonight! (With the twins!)

Chotz & Z said...

Happy Birthday Tamners!!!!

Rachel said...

Dear JJWT--
Let me give you a little hint-- TAMN is your eternal companion, the mother of your gorgeous twinners, and pretty much the best thing that could happen to anybody. So, the best thing you could do is treat her accordingly. This is what she needs today:
1) Breakfast in bed
2) Mani/pedi
3) Twinners with Glamma, so she can go on an Anthro shopping spree with the gift card you gave her
4) Lunch from the Rio
5) Shabby Apple Dress (if they even make one small enough) to wear on your romantic candle-lit dinner date
6) Ice, and I'm not talkin' frozen H20.
7) Don't forget the flowers.
8) Some cake with a note that reads, "Calories don't count on your b-day."
9) A foot massage.

These are just the bare-bones basics. It'll be up to you to fill in the rest.
Love ya, TAMN. Totally got your back on this one. I'll admit JJWT's little joke did inspire a frown-smile.

Sarah said...

Happy Birthday, TAMN! I hope you don't hurt JJWT tonight after he takes you seriously that you don't want anything. What are they teaching that man in biz/law/dental/medical school anyway?

Marla said...

JD:

you in big twah-bul mister.

Marla said...

JD:

you in BIG twah-buh mister!!

heidikins said...

JJWT Fail.

She *really* wants a mani/pedi, new eyelashes, a girls vacation without the babies and an all-expenses-paid trip to the fanciest mall around.

Red Box and pizza...pssssh. She's not a frat boy!

xox

Trent said...

Happy birthday TAMN--you deserve to be pampered today. Heck (sorry to swear)--you deserve to be pampered every day.

myimaginaryblog said...

I have a feeling this isn't going to help with TAMN's efforts to overcome her infertility.

(Yeah, I wrote that before reading the other comments, because I figured they would all say the same thing. A quick upward scroll confirms it. Some things are just easy to predict.)

GooberDiva13 said...

Happy Birthday Birthday Twinner! {BAAAAAA!!!}

Token Asian Friend said...

JJWT,

NOOOOOOO!!! How are you not aware that you married the neediest, highest maintenance, most reversly psycological woman ever to exist??? Use your brain, man!

Token Asian Friend said...

Oh, and Happy Birthday, TAMN!

Kelley said...

I made my husband read this post and he did not get it! Probably because for my birthday he always does the same thing- card with a cute animal on front and flowers that he picks up from the nearest grocery store, BUT he does always put $$$ on the inside and tells me to use this on whatever I was already planning on buying myself:)

JjHansen said...

Don't worry, TAMN. I'm sure when he says, "RedBox" he really means one of those tiny boxes from JARED with something sparkly inside rather than one containing Angelina Jolie from the McDonald's parking lot.

Hizzeather said...

Oh snap...you are SCREWED!

Little Lovables said...

JJWT... it'd a test! don't come back from the red box unless you have The Notebook and an Anthro sweater. fur reals!

James and Tricia Thomas said...

Happy Birthday! I hope there is a surprize party in the works! Otherwise people might question your marriage!?

James and Tricia Thomas said...

Happy Birthday! I hope there is a surprize party in the works! Otherwise people might question your marriage!?

Chelsea said...

Oh man, I am dying with anticipation for tomorrow's post.

the Eggett's said...

OH NO YOU DI'INT JJWT!

DanyaLynd said...

BOOOOOOOOO JJWT! Do you not know TAMNers at all?!?! Redbox and $5 pizza?! FOR HER BIRTHDAY?! You are so not getting nuzzles tonight! Better run out and buy her the teeny (and by teeny I mean GINORMOUS)diamond jewlery she's had her eye on!

the Eggett's said...

Don't you know that a girl like TAMN needs constant validation, ESPECIALLY ON HER BIRTHDAY?!!

If you don't do something spectacular and spend at least a grand on her, than what will she brag to everyone about?

Jen said...

I hope your doghouse is as nice as your McMansion cause you're headed there!

Joy Elizabeth Jackson said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Brittney said...

Having a super-cute complicated vintage decorated non-Zion party in your honor over here! Hope your day is the bestest and JJWT has the sense to treat you like the queen we ALL know you are!

kris and judd said...

Oh JJWT, I know TAMN is all into simplicity right now, but it doesn't count when it's her birthday! Do you really want to see her adorable pouty face frownsmile when she realizes you didn't at least get her some GCs?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMNERS!!!

GladysIcanbee said...

Better make it a cheese pizza; she'll hate your insensitivity by adding high calorie pepperoni. Good thing she's exhausted from trying so hard to overcome infertilities cuz you aint gettin' any!

The Boob Nazi said...

Someone isn't going to be getting any for a LOOOONNGGGG time.

Amalie said...

what? No extremely long list extolling her virtues with cute pictures of her during your many many foreign vacations that you have taken in your 2 years of marriage? Fail.

Whitney Teigan Lyman said...

I feel as though this MAY get you in trouble... N.B.D. http://www.whitlyman.blogspot.com

clan of the cave hair said...

no redbox and little ceasar's birthday is complete without the plastic rose made from a "silk" thong purchased from the gas station! You probably ought to consider also getting some kind of chocolate while you're at the convenience store...it may be the only thing that saves you from birthday he(ck) for eternity.

Kristi said...

JJWT, Redbox and pizza? Come on, it's a birthday! You could have taken her golfing and then gone to Texah Roadhouse! Maybe gotten her a new gun, tools for the garage? It's TAMN, bigger is better!

AzĂșcar said...

Cannot wait for the fall out!

Haylee Abney said...

JJWT- you should get Cheesecake takeout instead of Little Caesar's.
Just sayin...

TAMN- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Tonight at mutual, me and the other Mia Maids are going to give you the present we (I) made for you!! GAHHH you're going to lurrrve it. I won't give too much away but it involves damask, vintage owls, and a magnet board. Yeaaahhh dawg. LOVE YOU!!

Melissa said...

I've been thinking about this post all day... it just hits too close to home.

Bradley, DeAnna, and Donovan said...

Happy B-day TAMN!! JJWT: You should know by now that when she says she doesn't want anything, it's her passive aggressive way of saying she wants something super thoughtful.

Mrs. Dexter said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMN!!! Stay blessed! ;)

Brooke said...

You're going to get it.

Molly's Man said...

Little Ceasers and Redbox sounds like a good plan to end TAMN's infertilities.

Brittany said...

Oh my...someone is not getting ANY for a looong time....

Steph said...

We are practically twins. I mean... since my birthday was yesterday. I guess we could be twins born on different days. That is it... twins switched at birth... born on different days... and most likely different years. But whatevs... TWINS all the same.

Steph said...

We are practically twins. I mean... since my birthday was yesterday. I guess we could be twins born on different days. That is it... twins switched at birth... born on different days... and most likely different years. But whatevs... TWINS all the same.

Laura said...

Uh oh! I think the pouties are going to get worse.

Jessica said...

Just a guess...but I think tomorrow's blog is going to be something like..."Guys, I killed JJWT, but it was like, totally an accident....and so his fault, cuz of his lousy b-day gift to me. HELP!"
I'll pray for you buddy.

BTW-HAPPY BIRTHDAY Tamn!!!!!!!!

Stephanie said...

JJWT, hope you have a best bud to put you up for the night. Good luck with that.

TAMNers, lurve ya, birthday girl! This is the big 2-1, right?

Stephanie said...

PERFECT, JJWT! A huge diamond in a red box, and tickets to Italy (where they make the L.C. pizza before bringing it here, of course). Brilliant! You're such a stud. in fact, if things don't work out w/ you and TAMN, I know this hottie....

kristen said...

uh oh JJWT, now TAMN's infertilities are really going to be a problem because unless that redbox and pizza came from anthro, you are going to be living at queenies house for a while

Kathleen said...

Wow, JJWT, you better plant some richus seeds in TAMN's fertul womb garden 2nite so she can get rid of her pouties. Maybe try for quadruplets this time. I hope you payed you're tithing this month. :]

Cammie said...

love.

Micah Goode said...

Happy Birthday TAMN! Your birthday is on my anniversary! WHAT A GREAT DAY! :)

Courtney McAferty said...

You have the same birthday as Frodo and Bilbo

Johnson-n-Johnson said...

I don't know you, but I saw your blog off of a friend of mine. When I read your last post about the pouties, and especially infertility (been there!!!) I wondered if you had ever read therhouse.blogspot.com

She is an adoption advocate, and writes often about infertility, adoption, and everything else along those lines. Just thought you might be interested if you have never read it!

brandi

longlostblue said...

I can't wait for TAMN's update post...

Muum said...

ooooooooh my, JJWT is in sooo much tru-ble!!!!!!

Kerry said...

Snort. Right on. Hasn't this happened to everyone??

Anna said...

I'm so proud of you.