July 14, 2010

i DESERVE it!

{Well, yeah, totally crappy weekend, Ruth ruined my anniversary by having her ugly baby and everyone made the hugest deal out of it even though it was MY DAY and I not only have already given birth, but I had TWO babies, so big whup that she did it after me. Plus it has literally no hair and is super fat. She had it CRAZY natural meaning zero drugs, as opposed to I, who had it natural meaning out of my body as opposed to adoption. Whatever. I'm not even going to mention it because this is MY blog, way sick of always being such a GIVER, want something to be about ME for once!

At least I got to put my wedding dress on and take a ton of self-timed pics of myself! STILL FITS! Better then ever! LOL! THEN we were SUPPOSE TO go on a cruise this week but JJWT had to work. :( Wish so bad they could just pay him w/o him having to WORK, you know? So unfair. Law/biz/med/dental school grads have it way hard.

Anyways, I HATE complaining! Complaining is the worst! Never even got to write a mooshy post to show how adorably perfect and blissfull and in love me and my mister are!!
He loves me soooooooo much! Remember everything about my darling wedding?? Seriously, HOW did I get SO lucky to marry someone SO perfect? We have never ever foughten. Every time I think he can't get more perfect, he does!

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32 comments:

Mrs. Mordecai said...

Now go shopping to help you feel better after your rotten weekend—you deserve it! And maybe you can give Ruth some poop-stained clothes the twinsies have outgrown. Service is the best!

BUSNINJA said...

Law/biz/med/dental school grads have it way hard.

Silly JJWT, should've gone to engineering grad school. We never have to work at all.

Kamity said...

You're right. Things really ought to be about ME more often. I am SO sick of giving, giving, giving ALL THE FREAKING TIME.

Also, *I* wanted to go on vacation, but my hubby had to work too! What a koinkydink!

It's embarrassing that these posts are reminding me of myself when I'm throwing pity parties. Wanna come to my next one?

The Boob Nazi said...

Ew, Ruth is totes trying to steal your thunder and is disgusting.

Kristen said...

But aren't you going to tell us the awful name she gave to your, eh hem, darling niece/nephew? I bet there's no unique spelling and it screams frumpiness and sadness, you know, because it's already doomed being fat AND bald. Good thing she's not blood related to you!

kris said...

Did you just COMPLAIN about complaining??

Love the blog.

jdb in AZ said...

Was Ruth's baby a girl? If so, they should name her Sharpei cuz all those rolls of fat make her look like those wrinkly Chinese dawgs.

When you take your anniversary pics in your bridal gown every year, I like the way you hold a bedazzled sign showing the number of years you've been married so your groupies won't think it's your actual wedding day.

Rach said...

HAHAHA! Thanks for starting with { and never closing it with }. The detail just slays me.

Trent!? said...

So was Ruth's baby ACTUALLY an it or are you just calling it that to show indifference?

Frau said...

TAMN, there's nothing wrong with taking a cruise by yourself. You can call your mommy to babysit the twins and JJWT. And call your bro Derek to come with you and watch to make sure you don't cheat. (Not that you would in a million years, but it's righteous to have someone make sure that you aren't.)

Brooke said...

The fact you never closed the open { is giving me a nervous twitch.

Brandon said...

Calling someone's baby ugly is pretty low. It makes me sad.

MamaBear said...

LOL at Trent - i don't think she's calling it an "it" to SHOW indifference, i'm sure she doesn't even remember the ugly baby's gender. because she's so giving and needs something to be about TAMN, tammit!

Mhana said...

I WOULD agree with Brandon except lying is sadder than saying mean things and having the mean things be true is saddest of all. So the real bad person is Ruth for having and ugly baby. If TAMN woul'dve lied then SHE would have been sinning. Though it WOULD be more Christlike to damn the baby with faint praise like "look, she has all her limbs!" or "well at least it isn't kittens." I firmly believe that is WJWD.

Erin said...

OOOH! I think this would be a perfect post for someone to stumble on this blog for the first time... I love it when you get nasty notes from people who actually think this is real! :) (I like their nasty notes ALMOST as much as I LOVE this blog...)

Oh... and, you are such a giver! You really make the world a more beautiful place!

Token Asian Friend said...

TAMN, I think a hefty dose of reality may have just made it's way into your kick-A fairy-tale life.

But I want to know what Lame-O name Ruth named her baby...

Laura said...

Hey, I want all my babies to be fat, because fat babies = thin adults.

So, your twinsies are going to be fat, TAMN. I'm sorry to tell you this. I'm afraid you'll have to cut sugar from their diet COMPLETELY if you want to save them.

jaysbunny said...

Get JJWT to run for some kind of big political office like governor. Then he can do nothing all day AND use state owned aircraft to fly you anywhere you want. And you could get dressed up and go to fancy formal balls and other people would take pics of you instead of you having to take pics of yourself. And you could be called "Utah's First Lady".

GladysIcanbee said...

See, someone else thinks that not every baby is beautiful. some are just plane unattractive and prove that not everyone should reproduce. I'll bet if it's a boy, she named it something lame-o like Dewey and if it's a girl, some g-awful name like Minerva.

: ) Paula said...

LOL at the complaining about complaining.

So I clicked the link to your wedding memories. Still love it! Those comments were golden! And Pearl Harbor WAS such a bummer.

daltongirl said...

Oh, Tamn, you're humble even when you're down. Such an example to me!! When other people do it, it's called complaining. When YOU do it, it's called "venting." And that is a scientific principle. Sometimes you need let off excess steam, and then you can get right back to giving.

Kris said...

I wish I could say that my hubby and I had never ever foughten. But it's nice to sit here at my desk and smile at your blog. You're an inspiration - even to an old woman. I want to be you when I grow up.

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

Had to say that clicking on that past post reminded me how much I love: "LOLOMGWTFLDSBBQ!"

Jennette said...

Forget Ruth. I'm just so glad that you posted your wedding pics so that we can remember how stinkin' adorable you were on that day and especially how much I LOVE that dress with the pink/sage/plum colored sash that you have around your waist and those adorable peep-toe heels to match. Even though I'm already married, it makes me want to buy a whole nother dress and get my bridals taken all over again.

Little GrumpyAngel said...

..."have never ever foughten"...hahahaha! i'm glad you went to beauty school instead of becoming a teacher. beauty is so much more important.

I've never called a baby ugly but i've thunked it. thank you so much for your fine example of honesty. you are my hero. :-)

Que and Brittany's Adoption Journal said...

I can't believe she had her baby on you're anniversary! That is stupider than heck!

cHeEr uP. I love your face!

Melinda said...

Mhana gets the LOL Award for this string of comments.

tracie said...

Ah, what's the baby's name??? Is it ugly?

Whitney said...

Um, so yeah... My anniversary is two days from now and I'm actually 17 pounds LIGHTER than when I wore my dress. Ha ha!

Muum said...

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SO supper tantalising!!! :)

Bevan said...

Congrats to Ruth!

Mom D said...

I just had to share my favorite memory from your wedding. This other bride and groom were kissing outside the Temple for pictures. As soon as you walked by the groom stopped kissing his bride and just staired at you. She got super gelous and smacked him on the arm and stormed off in tears. Sucks to be her. You just crinkled you're cute little button nose and stared up at you're hot husband. I herd a hole bunch of photographers say they never seen a more beatiful bride than you was. There was a lot of gelous brides that day, all griping about been up staged or something. I been to lots of weddings and I never seen any thing like it. I just no that none of them is as happy as you two are.