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At least I got to put my wedding dress on and take a ton of self-timed pics of myself! STILL FITS! Better then ever! LOL! THEN we were SUPPOSE TO go on a cruise this week but JJWT had to work. :( Wish so bad they could just pay him w/o him having to WORK, you know? So unfair. Law/biz/med/dental school grads have it way hard.
Anyways, I HATE complaining! Complaining is the worst! Never even got to write a mooshy post to show how adorably perfect and blissfull and in love me and my mister are!! He loves me soooooooo much! Remember everything about my darling wedding?? Seriously, HOW did I get SO lucky to marry someone SO perfect? We have never ever foughten. Every time I think he can't get more perfect, he does!
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Now go shopping to help you feel better after your rotten weekend—you deserve it! And maybe you can give Ruth some poop-stained clothes the twinsies have outgrown. Service is the best!
Law/biz/med/dental school grads have it way hard.
Silly JJWT, should've gone to engineering grad school. We never have to work at all.
You're right. Things really ought to be about ME more often. I am SO sick of giving, giving, giving ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
Also, *I* wanted to go on vacation, but my hubby had to work too! What a koinkydink!
It's embarrassing that these posts are reminding me of myself when I'm throwing pity parties. Wanna come to my next one?
Ew, Ruth is totes trying to steal your thunder and is disgusting.
But aren't you going to tell us the awful name she gave to your, eh hem, darling niece/nephew? I bet there's no unique spelling and it screams frumpiness and sadness, you know, because it's already doomed being fat AND bald. Good thing she's not blood related to you!
Did you just COMPLAIN about complaining??
Love the blog.
Was Ruth's baby a girl? If so, they should name her Sharpei cuz all those rolls of fat make her look like those wrinkly Chinese dawgs.
When you take your anniversary pics in your bridal gown every year, I like the way you hold a bedazzled sign showing the number of years you've been married so your groupies won't think it's your actual wedding day.
HAHAHA! Thanks for starting with { and never closing it with }. The detail just slays me.
So was Ruth's baby ACTUALLY an it or are you just calling it that to show indifference?
TAMN, there's nothing wrong with taking a cruise by yourself. You can call your mommy to babysit the twins and JJWT. And call your bro Derek to come with you and watch to make sure you don't cheat. (Not that you would in a million years, but it's righteous to have someone make sure that you aren't.)
The fact you never closed the open { is giving me a nervous twitch.
Calling someone's baby ugly is pretty low. It makes me sad.
LOL at Trent - i don't think she's calling it an "it" to SHOW indifference, i'm sure she doesn't even remember the ugly baby's gender. because she's so giving and needs something to be about TAMN, tammit!
I WOULD agree with Brandon except lying is sadder than saying mean things and having the mean things be true is saddest of all. So the real bad person is Ruth for having and ugly baby. If TAMN woul'dve lied then SHE would have been sinning. Though it WOULD be more Christlike to damn the baby with faint praise like "look, she has all her limbs!" or "well at least it isn't kittens." I firmly believe that is WJWD.
OOOH! I think this would be a perfect post for someone to stumble on this blog for the first time... I love it when you get nasty notes from people who actually think this is real! :) (I like their nasty notes ALMOST as much as I LOVE this blog...)
Oh... and, you are such a giver! You really make the world a more beautiful place!
TAMN, I think a hefty dose of reality may have just made it's way into your kick-A fairy-tale life.
But I want to know what Lame-O name Ruth named her baby...
Hey, I want all my babies to be fat, because fat babies = thin adults.
So, your twinsies are going to be fat, TAMN. I'm sorry to tell you this. I'm afraid you'll have to cut sugar from their diet COMPLETELY if you want to save them.
Get JJWT to run for some kind of big political office like governor. Then he can do nothing all day AND use state owned aircraft to fly you anywhere you want. And you could get dressed up and go to fancy formal balls and other people would take pics of you instead of you having to take pics of yourself. And you could be called "Utah's First Lady".
See, someone else thinks that not every baby is beautiful. some are just plane unattractive and prove that not everyone should reproduce. I'll bet if it's a boy, she named it something lame-o like Dewey and if it's a girl, some g-awful name like Minerva.
LOL at the complaining about complaining.
So I clicked the link to your wedding memories. Still love it! Those comments were golden! And Pearl Harbor WAS such a bummer.
Oh, Tamn, you're humble even when you're down. Such an example to me!! When other people do it, it's called complaining. When YOU do it, it's called "venting." And that is a scientific principle. Sometimes you need let off excess steam, and then you can get right back to giving.
I wish I could say that my hubby and I had never ever foughten. But it's nice to sit here at my desk and smile at your blog. You're an inspiration - even to an old woman. I want to be you when I grow up.
Had to say that clicking on that past post reminded me how much I love: "LOLOMGWTFLDSBBQ!"
Forget Ruth. I'm just so glad that you posted your wedding pics so that we can remember how stinkin' adorable you were on that day and especially how much I LOVE that dress with the pink/sage/plum colored sash that you have around your waist and those adorable peep-toe heels to match. Even though I'm already married, it makes me want to buy a whole nother dress and get my bridals taken all over again.
..."have never ever foughten"...hahahaha! i'm glad you went to beauty school instead of becoming a teacher. beauty is so much more important.
I've never called a baby ugly but i've thunked it. thank you so much for your fine example of honesty. you are my hero. :-)
I can't believe she had her baby on you're anniversary! That is stupider than heck!
cHeEr uP. I love your face!
Mhana gets the LOL Award for this string of comments.
Ah, what's the baby's name??? Is it ugly?
Um, so yeah... My anniversary is two days from now and I'm actually 17 pounds LIGHTER than when I wore my dress. Ha ha!
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SO supper tantalising!!! :)
Congrats to Ruth!
I just had to share my favorite memory from your wedding. This other bride and groom were kissing outside the Temple for pictures. As soon as you walked by the groom stopped kissing his bride and just staired at you. She got super gelous and smacked him on the arm and stormed off in tears. Sucks to be her. You just crinkled you're cute little button nose and stared up at you're hot husband. I herd a hole bunch of photographers say they never seen a more beatiful bride than you was. There was a lot of gelous brides that day, all griping about been up staged or something. I been to lots of weddings and I never seen any thing like it. I just no that none of them is as happy as you two are.
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