September 2, 2010

clearification

Hey everyone!!! Just a head's up:

I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
life is bliss!
How did I get so lucky????
I seriously love my life and have non-stop fun all the time!

Mayyyybe we had a teensy weensy itty bitty bit of trouble-wubble for a sec last week but things are perfect and I have the best life ever and my heart just hurts for people who have problems since I can't imagine what that's even like but if I could imagine it just doing the imagining would seriously make me bawl, and don't worry I still have DVR, got funds for the juice co by selling AngelCuddle's third-favorite set of golf clubs, lol.

And just for everyone's fyi, it's weird but I am actually skinnier then ever and looking slash feeling so so awesome and tiny. So, guys?
Thanx for caring but please stop dropping off lettuce. Love you!

22 comments:

Lindsay said...

No lettuce? Maybe some celery instead? I mean, you can never be TOO skinny, right?

Sarah said...

Bwahahaha! You're words themselves didn't convince me but the centering, colors, and excessive punctuation certainly did! Poor JJWT...sometimes you have to give up something good for something better. Like juice. In Utah. So nice to know you NEVER have problems - isn't life just {PeRfEcT}?!?!?!?

P.S. - When is the anthro spree and/or cruise?

kris said...

BAHA! sorry about the lettuce. i guess i'll stop. i thought it's what you would have wanted.

love this.

Mom D said...

I'm so glad your filling better!!!

Alli Easley said...

Frills I totally pray and fast for all the gals in my ward who are so sad and stuff cuz I know they have problems and we all know that problems and issues are because you're a sinner. So let's just pray for them mkay? Also, we should ding-dong-ditch them some fat-free cookies made with apple sauce because we don't want them to get more fatter and stuff because that just causes more problems. Oh man, I have so much to be grateful for. Keep up the smiles n'stuff TAMN! ♥ to you!

Sally T. said...

Methinks she doth protest too much.

Sally T. said...

Methinks she doth protest too much....

Mishqueen said...

Does butterhead lettuce have butterlike calories?

debbie said...

I just don't get how people think a marriage is in trouble if the wife stays in bed pouting for a week. Seriously, it's part of negotiating/communicating.

NoSurfGirl said...

oh my gosh.

what IS that song?!

You know, lettuce can make you fat. there's like subatomic fat particles in lettuce.

Just saying... don't chow down.

Misty said...

Those Juice Companys are like the next internet balloon, so you should totally jump on that before it gets away from you.

Frau said...

Things are perfect because you kept your eye on the prize and knew that things would turn out for the best when you got your own way. If people complain, it's because they can't look forward enough to when they will have what matters.

I bear my testimony about that after the complainers every fast Sunday. (That's a reason why I let the actual widows go first.)

myimaginaryblog said...

I was so worried about you when you didn't blog for like two weeks, but I didn't realize it was a prompting until JJWT blogged,but then then I realized he was probably just overacting, and deep down in my harda hearts I always knew all along you were just fine.

The Gilberts said...

Who drops off lettuce, when you can be getting some DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES to ruin that skinny girlish figure that you just lied about. HAHAHA.

amoebakate said...

TAMN are you sure youre really ok??? Your banner is still summry and Lynzii's already screams cute fall backto school anthro explosion.

Salt H2O said...

I was worried- because you're actually suppose to lose weight when your pregnant- someone is eating 1/2 your calories for you so duh!

Garrett said...

TAMN (whoever you may be)- I am currently in law school and I read my wife's blog along with all of her friend's blogs, and I have to say...you have the "Mormon college mom" stereotype nailed to a T. You are truly hillarious. Thank you for providing a great blog that keeps me laughing.

Sarah said...

I just heard my first Beiber song. Thanks a lot. No really. Thanks.

And to be completely honest when he starting singing I thought it was a girl...

Leah Rimsey said...

I think I count, like, 7 explanation marks, so maybe, she is ok.

Jillybean said...

Ditto to what Sarah said, in fact, when Justin started singing, I actually argued with my children when they told me it was him, because I was convinced that it was a girl singing.

Token Asian Friend said...

OMGosh, TAMN. I was worried sick! So glad you clearified everything for us!

BreAnn said...

I know you mean it when you say you're happy 'cause you put it in bright colors!