TAMN, seriously, Moms are in labor lots longer than just one day. Ask anyone to tell you her story of giving birth and its never shorter than three days of agony.
I know this blog is a farce...but I really like this post. My mom had a magnet on our fridge growing up that said "Every mother is a working woman". She would get upset when people would ask if she worked or stayed home. She would say she stayed home and worked her tail off keeping the house clean and taking care of us. Moms never get a day off.
Seriously, why is it that moms have to "one-up" each other's labor/delivery stories? Each of us is unique and special even when giving birth. Why the competition? Whenever I tell people my experience, they always have a better story. Makes me feel non-validated but, thankfully, non-violated.
BTW, your baby is creepy looking. I can't believe you actually walk around with that thing in your belly. So sad your fetus isn't breathtaking like mine.
I'm new to the blog. (Thanks, Mormon Women Project!) Pretty hilarious. I especially appreciate the improper use of apostrophes and they're/their/there.
Hi everybody!!! My name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole and I am married to Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor, and we have non-stop fun all the time and are LOVING married life! We are super busy but we still love to make time for fun stuff and we just love being married and living our awesome lives. I LOVE crafts (especially stamps and homemade jewelry) and he loves sports. I went to hair school/teach 2nd grade and now we just finished law/dental/business/medical school! So hard! But being in law/dental/business/medical school was really fun for me because there are tons of wive's clubs like bridge club, book club, walking club. Pretty awesome! In March '09' we had the hottest twins ever, named very unique: Alivyiah TreCole and Tridger Kaegrin. Love you guys!! If you have anything you want me to blog about, puh-LEASE let me know at seriouslysoblessed at gmail.com.
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AMEN!!!
Bahahahaha. That took me a second. I get it. ;)
TAMN, seriously, Moms are in labor lots longer than just one day. Ask anyone to tell you her story of giving birth and its never shorter than three days of agony.
I'm so happy you have turned the corner in your depression--OH, I keep forgetting you weren't depressed. Silly me!
Happy elective-Caesarean day backatcha!
what does a mom flag look like?
I know this blog is a farce...but I really like this post. My mom had a magnet on our fridge growing up that said "Every mother is a working woman". She would get upset when people would ask if she worked or stayed home. She would say she stayed home and worked her tail off keeping the house clean and taking care of us. Moms never get a day off.
What?!?!?! This blog is a farce?!?!? Oh my heck.
Seriously, why is it that moms have to "one-up" each other's labor/delivery stories? Each of us is unique and special even when giving birth. Why the competition? Whenever I tell people my experience, they always have a better story. Makes me feel non-validated but, thankfully, non-violated.
BTW, your baby is creepy looking. I can't believe you actually walk around with that thing in your belly. So sad your fetus isn't breathtaking like mine.
I'm new to the blog. (Thanks, Mormon Women Project!) Pretty hilarious. I especially appreciate the improper use of apostrophes and they're/their/there.
True DAT!! ;p
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