love the SAGA!

at the midnite showing of eclipse my group of bff's winning best fan tshirt designed by ME in a crowd of literal gajillions??

CHECK THAT OFF THE BUCKET LIST!

soooo greatful I'm not her

You guys, I have a ton of new clean, sharp, darling design ideas I want to blog bad but first gotta tell you something that broke my dainty heart right in half today! At playgroup today with the ward slash neighborhood {same thing} it was just like usual, us long-haired hotties in one corner, the girls with stacked bobs in the other, divided into teams of salon pedis and DYI pedis as we chatted about our kids while they ran a muck, when out of nowhere I realized the saddest thing. This cute girl in our cultasack who OTHERWISE seems super normal, she has an SUV, professional hubby, Anthro bowls, you know, normal, well guess what I found out about her?

Warning: You'll probably bawl and hold your's a little tighter.

Ready?

She doesn't have a DSLR.

Seriously. Guys, this poor gal is using a point and shoot. In 2010. She deserves a kudo just for getting out of bed in the morning! Maybe I'd get a better calling if people saw that I put together a 5K or something for her?

BABY HUNGRY!!!!!

you guys!!!

Yesterday after my run, the orange spray tan misted over my teensy body and I realized, WHEN TO HAVE ANOTHER KID IS STRESSING ME OUT!!! I'm buying a ton of stuff on etsy to put in our extra garage just incase. It's like, I want to get preggo, but I want to plan it, and I have tried here and there but I think I wasn't visualizing it bc I just wasn't ready, and I now I want to wait because it seems like everyone else is preggo and I like to be different and not do things just bc their trendy, but I want to be a young mom and if I wait much longer I'll be all nasty old and saggy, but at the same times, I HATE getting fat, but if I got preggo right now I would have a baby in the spring or summer again, which is just a hard time of year to have a birthday because you don't want them to be the runt of the class, would way rather have them go to 5 years of preschool and turn 8 in kindergarten so you can claim there just naturally super advanced, BUT, I also don't want to have a baby in the winter bc of RSV's and looking fat in Christmas pitchers.

WHY DOES MY LIFE HAVE TO BE SO HARD???

creep-dorable!

DearestJJWT,



Thanks for being our daddy!



Lurve,

TAMN, Alivyiah & Tridger

mini-class on blogging, maybe???

Oh my gosh, yesterday was SUPER akward!!! Been working on perfecting the presentation for it and finally taught my mini-class for enrichment on
hAiRbAnD-mAkInG {which eminates cuteness in a very cute way} but OF COURSE some frump of a b-r-a-t scheduled this ethnic cooking class also for the exact-same time so it was sort of like the Sharps and the Jets or whatever, total fued, and we both brought our expensive cameras, ended up that her cooking class had two more people then my class did, soooo humilliating!!

{{{crinnnnge}}}

Should I chop it up to people being jealous of me or just that everyone took pitty and went to her's to try to make her feel good about herself for once?
What should I teach next time to really let my light outshine others?

Never said it would be easy

Ugh everybody! Maybe my (.) is coming or something, sorry to be all awnry but just need to vent and since this is my journal. I know I won't get more then I can handle but seriously feel like the worst trails galore are just piling up like suffocating raindrops falling out of the crap-clouds of life into my arms and lighting a stress fire, you know?

Hardest.

Week.

Ever.

Two reasons, one, it's girl's camp but I'm not allow to go bc I'm not "officially" a "leader" any more and that just ticks me off bc the girl's are missing out on my example and no offense but the other leader's have doublechins and faint mustache's which just makes me bawl, AND

{b} I figured out which part was mine and made amaze soccer ball shaped fondante-smothered cookies like a week ago plus TWICE let him wear his dang Brasilia jersey AND relistened to every freakin' soccer mission story so sorry to be all negative but if JJWT doesn't shut up about the world's cups, I'm going to loose it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

BEEN SOOOOO BUSY HELPING MYSELF CELEBRATE JJWT'S BIRTHDAY ALL WEEK, SERIOUSLY TONS TO TELL YOU, HAVE TO CATCH UP BAD, PLUS WITH ALL THE WEIRDO WEATHER, SUMMERTIME SNUCK RIGHT UP ON ME IN THE MEAN TIME AND NOW...

{deep breathe}

IT'S WAY INTO JUNE.

AND I STILL HAVEN'T POSTED A SINGLE PHOTO OF A BATHING SUIT I'LL DIE IF I DON'T GET.

holy. fail.

HAPPY BDAY ANGELNUGGET!!!

TODAY is JJWTs's BIRTHDAY!!!

Yea!!

Totally out did myself last year with the overpass sign and honestly once you already listed as many things you heart as years he is old, what else is there to do on you're blog for you're husby's birthday?? Reallllllllllllllllllllly want this year to be special so my brain stormed and stormed trying to think of how to seriously let him know he is the best ever, so...

shopped my heart out ALL DAY yesterday and today! anthro, etsy, tar-jay, you name it, just splurged and got EVERY THING I've been i-ing, all bc I finally realized:


the best gift I can give him is a happy wife.

Happy birthday squishycheeks!

cracking the code

Okay, so when I think about you thinking about me, your probably thinking about how hard it is to know when I REALLY like something! It gets confusing right? I mean I have a ton of energy! And sass! And you can't really count on exclamations bc I use them like crazy! Even in sentences that aren't exciting! So it's confusing! So when am I just really exited, or medium exited, or super exited? Here's a helpful guide to my yay hierarchy!! The order get's confusing.

For starters, bright colors mean a teensy bit less excitement then ALL CAPS but defiantly more then rAnDoM cApItAliZaTiOn which is way more for cute instead of for emphasis, and just slightly below italics, and making words ginormous means most intense of all.

Bonus: if I heart it it's more then if I love it but less than if i loooooooove it which is less fervent then when I love LOVE love it.

Got it?

literally

Just FYIs:

I would rather die then be pregnant in my thirties.