how big of an anthro gc are we talking?

Hey. It's JJWT.

TAMN is usually moody which is ok bc she's hot. But this is crazy. She's been in bed all week. Help me out here.

She's been preg for a month. She's already gained a whole pound. Yeah, gross but not the end of the world. She was bawling and kept asking, "Do you think I'm fat? BE HONEST. Do you think I'm fat?"

I don't always get girls, but I am not a moron. I know the drill. I just say no way and buy her stuff. This time I could tell she was extra sad. So I took it a step further and said, "I love her no matter what. I don't mind if you're a fattie."

Bad move.

Then on Thursday I suggested maybe we cut back on some bills to save a couple bucks. Not that we're poor, just that there is a killer opportunity with my buddy's new juice company. I want in. Her response? I don't understand that her wants are her needs and that she'd literally rather die than part with DVR.

Whew. I figured she'd get over it. Girls are nuts. But then she didn't blog all week. The kicker is yesterday. I brought her a fountain regular Coke and...

she didn't even notice.

I don't know what to do.

eNdLeSs rAnDoM tHoUgHtS

SO MUCH ON MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!

Am soooo exited to be 27 days preggo! Am too fatigued to do stuff I don't want to but still somehow find enough energy but only for way fun stuff, weird I know, but it's not me it's the baby. {{helpless shrug}}

I've been thinking that if I bet which I don't bc it's dirty, I'd bet I could gain zero ell-bees the whole time if I'm super careful. What diets are good for preggos? Not that I need to, just that I like to. If I took hcg but am already preggy I wonder if my hormone veins would burst. What is the best kind of running shoes? Will Alivyiah have good hair? If I got really into canning would it be hip or too fundamentalist of me?

I swallowed gum yesterday and now I'm scared.

And what should my theme be for Alivyiah and Tridger's 18 mo bday party be??? i do definately NOT want it to be trendy or anything that has ever been done before, EVER. Yet at the similar time, I want all of you to be amazed at my creativityness but I want to act like I didn't spend an obsene amount of time on it, so, toughsies.

Confession: I have a ginormous crush on etsy.

Even though I'm glad me and AngelLoaf are done with our schooling, I sometimes miss being part of a wive's club just bc I was so good at it.

Guys, even though summer and Pal time is ending soon, alot of you've been asking me how to tell if a bikini is modest which I totally get bc it's important to recognize your role as sassy hot not skanky hot. So as I've said before: the way to tell is simple but involves something yucky and gross-sounding that I don't want to type, but as long as its covered your TOTALLY modest. Rhymes with jipple.

pretty blah-zay

okay everyone, sorry I haven't blogged in FOREVER my computer got all weird and that stuff hurts my head and blogging from my iphone is super hard so I had a couple of MONSTER diet coke's {bad, I know!} and wait for JJWT to use his hi-tech boy brian to make it work again, and now I am going CRAZY catching up on all my emails and blogs and twitters and internets! CRAZY!

Anyways, super humbling bc I was seriously sooooo sad about not blogging and all of the sudden my trial just pailed in comparison. Not even kidding, as soon as it got fixed, I right away got just saw Lynzii's latest activities email and there were only three explanation points!
in the whole thing!
and zee-ro smileys!
I guess I'd choose internet trouble over such obvious debilifying depression.

the heighth of my standards

Ugh, Total sign a the times is that you can't trust movie ratings anymore, for reals! Personally I'm ok with edited R but honestly just PG and PG13 is such garbage and my mind is not a trash recepticle.

Serious!

Luckly found a super easy solution! I put the PG and PG-13 movies on for Tridger and Alivyiah while I do my hair but as for me and my eyes, I don't watch just to be safe then if they scream or cry or hit e/o after then we know its inapropriate and no longer allow it in our home is where we hang our heart. Yea!

dakota banning

Just to clear up, YOU GUYS DON'T BE GROSS, I AM DEFIANTLY NOT MOVING TO A DAKOTA. HubbyBunz got a killer law/biz/med/dental job offer and totally wanted to take it bc of all these "reasons" like it was some great opportunity and exactly what he wanted to do and tons of $, yah-da yah-da yah-da. Gag! Pretty much the only good thing I could think of is nevermind, I forgot. There probably wasn't one. Maybe a new calling, but we can get that just by moving. Or adultery. j/k! So I sat him down and gently explained:

• No Costco?? *stunned blink of empty confusion* is that even possible? What do people do?
• i CANNOT FUNCTION THAT FAR AWAY FROM FAMILY. Nevermind that some people call they're hub and kids they're fam, I mean my OWN family.
• I don't CARE if house's are cheaper there, if no one sees it what is the point?? As a darling anon commenter mentioned "A McMansion in the middle of McNowhere doesn't rilly count for anything."
• No Rio? I would literally rather die and just thinking about that do-it-yourself recipie depresses me.
  
• I NEED BOTH GLAMMA AND QUEENIE LIVING IN MY SAME ZIP CODE OR ELSE I CANNOT GIVE BIRTH. simple as that. that's not me, that's nature.
  
• No Anthro and Cheesecake? What am I, Omish???

IF and this is a ginormous IF we would ever move outta state for longer than a 3-mo internship slash summer sells assignment period, the only and I mean ONLY options I'd consider is AZ and CA, mayyyybe ID if I'm feeling poor and carby.

didja win?

YOU GUYS!!!!! This whole kickace job offer in BFE thing is honestly making things at our McMansion literally cRaZy! Just for clarify, JJWT already has a killer job here and about a million other options, it's just this one is totally tempting him and making me tear my overprocessed hair out and i have alot to tell you about our backing-forth regarding it!!!! Anyways, I'll tell you a bumload about it in a sec so stay way tuned but first giveaway winners!

• The family, toddler or engagement photo session from Sharon Johnson Photography goes to Christy who said "i want to win! we need a family picture so we can show off how good looking we are."
• The coloring book from Kat Green Store to Heather who "Umm, hate to break it to you, but people don't spoil you nearly so good with the 2nd pregnancy. But maybe it's diff in Zion? I've had all mine here in the East, so I wouldn't know."
  
• Annie Get Your Gun tickets to BreAnn who said "Pick me, pick me! So jealous that your pegnancy gives you an excuse to do nothing, and act all delicate!"
• The Matching Tie Guy GC goes to Kris who said, "Ask me if I have the best feeling about this ever. YES I DO."
• The Sweet Tooth Fairy treats to Karina who said "You. Are. Beautiful."
  

Thanx! Winners email seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com.

More soon after I meet my girls for some diet!

do they even HAVE people there?

Didn't want to result to even telling you this but I can't bare it alone. Guys?

JJWT just got offered a kickace law/biz/med/dental job.

in North Dokota.

Thoughts?

catch up overload!!!

THANX EVERY BODY FOR YOUR CONGRADULATIONS ABOUT JJWT AND I'S GETTING PREGGO LAST WEEK!!! Pretty much officially thrilled!!! So greatful I can now demand HubbyPooh upgrade my car and house!!!

Seriously so exited guys! Hate to overshare so let me just say for my journal, from the excact moment of conception last Tues at 10:12 PM mountain time, this entire journey has been a ginormous whirlwhind of emotions. Am exhausted from growing this baby!! Sooo tired I even played rookie from Alivyiah and Tridger's letterpress class so I could rest before taking pics of a bajill different embryo milestones like "baby's first carbs" {fettucine} and "baby's first teevo'd show" {Men Tell All...it was a yawner!} and "baby's first time when mom got highlights" and etcetera. Apparently some ppl think its a tad wierd to document a cell cluster's firsts and to them I say, look, it's seriously fine if you don't do that when your five days preggy, I guess I just value family.

Anyways I will defiantly will post the pee stick in like a month and a half or however much longer it takes, I would feel like a total brat withholding a photo of urine-stained plastic from you!! Love you!