My magnifying glass is WAY full!

CanNOT hardly STAND the level of exCITEMment racing thru my VAINS and shooting out my fingers as I TYPE!! Seriously, summer was SO busy it din't even feel like summer I swear, BUT, love getting ready to go back to school! So humbling slash overwhelming slash awesome that I just found out that I, TAMN, am the new boss of the wives club at our law/business/medical/dental school, so basically, in our schoolingo, you are reading the blog of the...drrrrrrumrolllll...FIRST LADY!! BAAAA!! SO greatful I could just shriek large overpowering greatful shrieks forever!!

Last year the First Lady did a darling job but some of the activities were (not to be rude) super painful boring and made me just want to shout "MAGNIFY!!" all encouragingly. So now with this new reign, er, stewardship, I'll be able to grow'n'show my talents in a ginormous way as I TAMN things up...sooo greatful for the opp! Let's just say this little lite of mine is gonna shine the heck out of itself!! But in a way down to earth way because I don't want to be one of THOSE over the top wackos, I want my legacy to be like a back to basics type a thing. So I am spending time w/ my committee and countselors getting ready to welcome all the hubs back to school NEXT WEEK!! Hope you don't mind I'm going to jot down what I've been up to since this blog is my journal:

• We had a WNO (Wives Night Out) with some fro-yo (yum!) and some diet coke (awful, I know) and had the BEST craft nite EVER! Tons of scrappin', tons of stampin', tons of servin', tons of awesome. Covered the outside of each textbook in thick adorable paper and tons of fun stamps and eyelets and ribbons and rub-ons, THEN for the finishing touch we took the inside cover of each book and made collages of awesome things (big shiny cute Escalade, our future boat, our future pool, me outside Anthro, me inside Anthro, etc.) to help motivate each of our boys to get big not literally fat important jobs! Looked so dang good when we were done I can't even tell you. Creative AND helpful AND using our talents productively...talk about a triple whammy/TAMNY :) !! So excited to be loaded, mostly so we can help others, for example upping my pedis to help those nice asians! LOVE service!
• THEN we printed a TON of seriously adorable flashcards with way hard law/biz/med/dental terms on them (thanx, Cricut!), ones such as "contracts" and "aggregate" and ""periodontal" and "veneer," then laminated them, THEN went the extra mile and bEdAzzlEd them! All us girls are going to take turns quizzing each other so we can understand the guyses boring slash serious convos. I am TOTALLY calling you guys my cohorts instead of e-BFFs! J/k, talk about a yawner. But with practice all us law/biz/med/dental babes'll totally be able to keep up when they start talking about maximizing prophets which has GOT to be a good thing.
  
• We definately busted out the Pampered Chef/Tupperware/insert Home Business Opportunity here gear, including the most DARLING cookie cutters EVER to EXIST throughout time and are using them to add serious personality, passion and pizazz to the lunchtime sandwiches we make so lovingly each day!! Love the one shaped like an "A+!" not to mention the darling hearts, stars, crowns and even a little briefcase! Personally, I love LOVE love to cut the meat with it, THEN the low-fat cheese with it, THEN the tomatos, cukes, etc., THEN combine them and cut the bread with it so all the corners match up. Angelbabe is going to grin his hot face right off when he sees all the support I put in those suckers! One more way we don't let the sizzle fizzle!!
• Supposably it's still "too early" for me to go to the DTD (Down There Doc) about our cute fetus, BUT made plans with all the other prego gals (TIMEOUT: Soooo fun that so many of them are prego too...weird, right??!), we are going to hit up Fetal Fotos ASAP and get 3D pics of our babies faces and then put little talking bubbles on them that say things like "Good luck, dad!" and "No pressure, it's just my social status! :)" to plaster around the boyses study desks to help them focus.
  
• We spent the afternoon yesterday making TONZ and TONZ of pompoms for us to shake enthusiastically when we make the wElcOmE tUnnEl!! All the wives line up at the school's entrance and make a tunnel with pompoms and we shake them as JJWT and friends run through on there way to the first day of class, and we yell encouraging things like "SYNERGY!!!"
  

Seriously, can you see why I'm the busiest prego ever???!!! Anyways, that's prolly all I'll do for now, bc I don't want to overdue the first day of school. Like I always say, simplicity speaks such cute volumes. Love you!

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