January 29, 2009

TAMN made me

Hey everyone. It's me, JJWT. Sorry it's taken a few to answer your questions. School is busy. Here you go.

Kerry asked "Is TAMN *REALLY* off diet coke or does she keep sneaking them? When she doesn't have it, is she mean? You have to be honest...it's your JOURNAL."
Haha. Yeah, she's really off it. If by "off it" you mean she has it every day. SNAP-SHAKALAKA! Just teasing. We have a deal. I don't mess with her about her diet coke, she doesn't mess with me about my Rockstar. But H yeah she's mean without it. Just teasing, babe. You know I love you.

Trent asked, "How many other girls were writing you on your mish, seriously?"
Besides TAMN? Hahaha. Four. Well, five if you count TAMN's little sister. Eight if you count the hot sister missionaries, and ten if you count the eager homely sisters. Fifteen if you count the locals. Brazil rocks. I had such a killer mission.

Token Asian Friend asked "How did you know TAMN was THE ONE?"
Honestly, I always thought she rocked. All my friends were into her too. It helped when I saw that her mom was a hot forty. Then, when her dad offered to buy us a house and give me a job after law/biz/med/dental school, it was a pretty big no brainer.

Cristin asked, "What office/city are you guys going to sell pest control/alarm systems/living scriptures for the summer?"

Hahaha. That's what paid for TAMN's ring. Been there, done that, my backend check bought us a trip to Powell. I know it's rough for a lot of people but it rocked for me. Summer sales are awesome. I was district supervisor after 3 weeks. You gotta really want it. I did, so I owned it. The days were long, but I learned a number of life lessons you can read about in my future LDS-themed self-help/business book.

Sue asked, "I'd like to know what you would do if TAMN ever started getting fat. Not that she would. I mean she's TAMN. But what if, like, for the health of the baby or whatever, the doctor ordered her to take weight gainer and she chunked up another seventy-five pounds?"

Gross.

All right, you guys. I know there's a ton more Qs to get to. Keep them coming if you want. I gotta meet my lifting buddies at Golds. I'll answer the rest later though. Keep it real.

25 comments:

Rach said...

sometimes you're so authentic it's scary.

of COURSE you were district supervisor, JJWT.

kris said...

It's so disorienting to be on this website and read a post without misspellings.

Sadie said...

Tamn sure is luck-ster for having you!! Match made in SLC! Almost better then Heaven!

Jane @ What About Mom? said...

I got an email with a bunch of "hahaha"s in it last week, and was seriously stumped. Until I read this post. Now I get it. Thanks!

clan of the cave hair said...

was the back-end check for being a horses @$$? JUST KIDDING...that would only apply to Lynzii's husband. So what DOES JJWT think about Lynzii's hubby anyways? Is he scared he's going to be released as EQ pres now?

Keddington Chronicles said...

I have a question for you, JJWT: Will it make you feel inferior if TAMN serves as the Relief Society Prez before you are Bish of your ward, or are you more secure with your manhood than that? Just Wonderin?

Michael and Cordie said...

I love it!!! This blog rocks!

Trent!? said...

15 if you count the locals?

Best. Answer. Ever.

Thanks, bro.

Token Asian Friend said...

SNAP SHAKALAKA???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S CRACK-A-LAKIN!!!

Marisa said...

I think it's awesome that the Lord testified to you that TAMN was "the one" after her parents essentially offered you a dowry. The sprit was sooo strong reading your answer.

Kerry said...

I love Rockstar.

Western Warmth said...

Wow, this post was right up there as one of the best. Your talent continues to amaze me!

kris and judd said...

I think you should let TAMN design the cover to your LDS-themed self-help book. I don't think I would be able to take advice from such a book unless it had glitter all over it! oh, and let TAMN write a chapter in it for the frumps, so when she says "our book" is coming out, she will have actually contributed to it!

keighty said...

Chapter one of your LDS themed business self-help book: Find a spouse with wealthy parents so you get those years of not struggling advantage.

What about TAMN makes you the most proud to have her on your arm in public?

Shannon said...

Wow JJWT. THis will be SO helpful for my spinsty friend... should I tell her that hot moms, rich dads, and Rockstars are really all she needs to get a guy?? It was so easy for me I never had to think about this.

This will def. be such a relief to her, seriously. She's always wondering what she's been doing wrong...

Loves! (in a totally non-lovey friendship from one married person to another kind of way)

Melinda said...

Oh Em Heck! You two totally deserve each other!

Kara said...

LOL - still getting up off the floor and cleaning up the diet coke I dropped. You might be funnier than TAMN - uuhhh but don't tell her that.

Sam, The Nanti-SARRMM said...

I actually like this entry; possibly because I can read and understand it easily. Please keep writing in english please.

Heidi Ashworth said...

Powell? As in Lake Powell? I thought it was Lake Pow. At least that is how all my Utah friends say it . . .

Cheri said...

Heidi, TAMN says it "Pal" but it looks like JJWT can spell, so that's the main difference.

Now hold everything! DID YOU JUST SAY TAMN HAS A LITTLE SISTER??

Token Asian Friend said...

Good point, Cheri! There is a younger version of TAMN out there. Can anybody say Upgrade???

Just kidding TAMN. JJWT might like to upgrade iPhones, and Escalades, laptops, Madden games, Wii's and such, but after reading this post, I'm sure JJWT married YOU for a reason.

When does your sister turn 18, anyway?

abbyandcompany said...

do you think you will live in your parents' basement with the twinners when you guys finish school or are you going to stay in dad's condo for free like you are now?

Laurie said...

Jjwt, two questions:
Do you get a say in naming your twins? Or has Tamn already picked out her favorite names?

What do you and Tamn do for FHE?

Charly said...

Hey, J-dub. I was wondering: why did your bro go for a "frump," as Tamnikins would call her, like Ruth? Is she not that bad, just brunette? The $$$? And why did he decide to go into a teaching career? Didn't do as well as you on the MCAT/LSAT/GRE/GMAT as you, huh?

Bones.

Cathryn said...

Um, chell-O??? We totally haven't heard about your wicked awesome Superbowl partay-slash-fellowshipping activity yet!!!!!! WTH???