TAMN made me

Hey everyone. It's me, JJWT. Sorry it's taken a few to answer your questions. School is busy. Here you go.

Kerry asked "Is TAMN *REALLY* off diet coke or does she keep sneaking them? When she doesn't have it, is she mean? You have to be honest...it's your JOURNAL."
Haha. Yeah, she's really off it. If by "off it" you mean she has it every day. SNAP-SHAKALAKA! Just teasing. We have a deal. I don't mess with her about her diet coke, she doesn't mess with me about my Rockstar. But H yeah she's mean without it. Just teasing, babe. You know I love you.

Trent asked, "How many other girls were writing you on your mish, seriously?"
Besides TAMN? Hahaha. Four. Well, five if you count TAMN's little sister. Eight if you count the hot sister missionaries, and ten if you count the eager homely sisters. Fifteen if you count the locals. Brazil rocks. I had such a killer mission.

Token Asian Friend asked "How did you know TAMN was THE ONE?"
Honestly, I always thought she rocked. All my friends were into her too. It helped when I saw that her mom was a hot forty. Then, when her dad offered to buy us a house and give me a job after law/biz/med/dental school, it was a pretty big no brainer.

Cristin asked, "What office/city are you guys going to sell pest control/alarm systems/living scriptures for the summer?"
Hahaha. That's what paid for TAMN's ring. Been there, done that, my backend check bought us a trip to Powell. I know it's rough for a lot of people but it rocked for me. Summer sales are awesome. I was district supervisor after 3 weeks. You gotta really want it. I did, so I owned it. The days were long, but I learned a number of life lessons you can read about in my future LDS-themed self-help/business book.

Sue asked, "I'd like to know what you would do if TAMN ever started getting fat. Not that she would. I mean she's TAMN. But what if, like, for the health of the baby or whatever, the doctor ordered her to take weight gainer and she chunked up another seventy-five pounds?"

Gross.

All right, you guys. I know there's a ton more Qs to get to. Keep them coming if you want. I gotta meet my lifting buddies at Golds. I'll answer the rest later though. Keep it real.