December 29, 2009

wth

Remember how JJWT's brother Spencer married frumpy Ruth in the dead of winter last year and I knew from day 1 they would be total wierdos?

Well not to judge, but they just had they're anniversary and not even kidding, they gave each other like a cow in another country or something instead of presents.

37 comments:

LauraLuv said...

Ewww what kind of anniversary present is that???

The Boob Nazi said...

or did they give gifts to the unfortunate instead of each other? That's so not in the spirit of Christmas.

Megan said...

Ugh, she sounds like she may be 'green' and prolly doesn't shave her legs (or armpits).

Frau said...

You aren't judging, it's perfectly kind to be worried about important things. No matter what a man does for a woman, she's going to forget (with everything else in her life she only has room in her head for important things.) So she needs to look down on her hand, her neck, and feel the weights as she bobs her head and SEE that he loves her.

Without those reminders, she might forget and run off with someone else's husband. And the other husband won't even choose the righteouser path and run off with someone unmarried because how is he to know she's married without the territory marked? So her unjewelried self is tempting because men can't help their thoughts. (You taught that in YW, right?)

Mhana said...

Oh my puke. I bet they didn't even celebrate their monthaversaries either. What are they going to do for Valentime's day, donate there organs? I bet Spencer didn't really buy the cow because he has some lame-o career and can't even afford the $30 they cost or whatever. He's the kind of weirdo who would go get some cool education that would take YEARS to complete and lotsa suffering from his wife (medical/dental/law/biz) and then go do pro bono work or something. I'm SOOO grateful to have found someone willing to support me in the style to which I want to become accustomed. MY Cuddlecreampuff understands that he can only call himself successful when we have so much doe that we don't need a family budget (not that we stick to it anyway. LURVE DADDY'S CREDIT CARD!!!!)

Jessica said...

Eww..they prolly eat wheat grass and only wear organic cotton. Do they drive a scooter or only ride bikes? Freaks!

ilovelucy said...

sounds like a Johnny Lingo

Rachel Young said...

We could draw so many comparisons between the cow gift and the weirdies. Just be glad you and JJWT know how to celebrate marriage the way it was intended. Shopping sprees and weekends at the spa. (with a break for church, of course)

Ann said...

Last year my mom gave us all a water buffalo and I think we got llamas this year. Thanks for providing other people self-sufficieny but where is our stuff mom?

buttermobile said...

Oh TAMN it must be so hard for you! I can totully relate cause this Xmas instead of getting gcards to cheesecake factory like always my poopy inlaws donated a "noahs arc" (basically every stinky animal u can think of) in our name from some yawner charity called heifer. I can you believe that?! So instead of cheesecake with my hubby we get to send stinky animals to poor people in places I've never heard of. I totully fill your pain.

ann said...

Could be worse, could have been a goat.

ann said...

Could be worse, could have been a goat.

AzĂșcar said...

I don't get it!

For the price of flying cows to their house they could totally spend a week at Pal.

I DON'T GET IT!

And cows SMELL.

: ) Paula said...

I love Spencer and Ruth.

Wordy Wife said...

How totally sad!

Whitney said...

You mean the Subaru didn't need new tires or something?

Valinda said...

They didn't get each other a 4D ultrasound of their baby like my SIL did for her anniversary? So is she having a boy or a girl? Or is she not finding out so it can be a surprise?

*frownsmile*

Andrea said...

They didn't go on an awesome vaca or anything?!!? So sad....

Jesse_Jay87 said...

get a grip.. holy cow.. i cant believe this keeps popping up in my feed...so glad i am a nanny to teach kids common sense,cause it appears some parents seem to lack it..

emilie said...

Oh my heck!
How will the other Ward sisters know how much they love each other? Obviously the bigger the present the more in love they are, just like engagement rings. Duh.

I feel sooooo bad for them.
Fer rill.

Token Asian Friend said...

This really surprises me. I always figured they were vegan...

Mandy said...

Heifer international....I was the only one who laughed out loud in my sociology class, thinking it was a joke my teacher was telling us. Ooohhh...you really can send cows and chickens to impoverished countries.
I totally thought it was something else....

LauraLuv said...

YAY!!! First comment!!!!

Little Lovables said...

a gift of a cow is better than a gift of syphilis

Elissa said...

This is hysterical. We were going to be frumpy and give our family chickens in another country....and then we got all caught up in other things and materialistic and forgot. How are you so accurate??? It's almost scary.

GladysIcanbee said...

i'm feeling sorrier for their future children. What's Santa gonna bring them? credits to offset carbon footprints? a "star", an acre on the moon? birth control should be required for them.

Lori said...

Um, Megan-commenter-who-accused-Ruth-of-not-shaving-her-legs-&-pits? Maybe you need to pull the beem out of your eye first.

If your snugglebuns hasn't gotten you laser hair removal yet, you might want to sing up for some mariage councelling. And wear leggings until you get into the current century. Shaving--eeww!

Chelsea said...

Bwahaha!! My husband and I have done this, and come to think of it, I am sometimes pretty frumpy myself.

Brooke said...

Yargh. I bet Spencer doesn't even take her on a babymoon vaycay, or if they do, they'll spend it building some house in the mission filed.

dharvey said...

LOL ! That is exactly what the TAMN's of Utah think about Heifer International. You hit the nail on the head with this post. Love you, XOXO.

andrea said...

I just think it's really selfish that they throw other people's poverty in your face, especially around the holidays. Rude.

Jeannie said...

Ok, so every time you post I know exactly what you are talking about, but I was totally out of the loop with this one.

Which is either a good or bad thing for me depending on how you look at it.

(:

Little Lovables said...

Lori must be Ruth's sock puppet, geeze!

ain't no 8 cow wife

Trent!? said...

GROSS!

Kerry said...

Ew!

Jensen said...

He couldn't even buy her a gift card to Motherhood Maternity so at least she could be cutie preggers?

JenB said...

I totally made my friends buy our bishop measles vaccines and things like that for poor people for Christmas. I mean, you don't want poor people giving you measles when you use their country for a vacay!