- BECAME A MOM!!! None of you can understand the heighth of my love & understanding now bc your life is trivial. Even if you have kids you don't have TWINS so my love is different, and even if you have twins, they aren't as new or cute as mine. Shared my kickA birth story in part 1, part 2, part 3.
- Delt w/ ginorm decisions such as weather to circumcize Tridger's weenie, boobie v. bottle, vaccinations, and even got back in the nuzzling saddle.
- Wrote the kids a darling letter including all there milestones up to one month and then persavered when they got H1 AND N1!
- Ruth made everyone go on a field trip instead of a vaycay but then I still survived DC and being all urban and made some of the BEST friends EVER!!!
- Not to make this about any one besides ME, but you guys let your frownsmile lights shine, the MoMatchelors got dates, and Emily won a darling makeover contest and adopted a sweet little baby.
- Showered the good people of the internet with advice such as how to tell when a relationship is over, tips for engaged people (part 1 AND part 2), getting skinny and making babies, being pre-engaged and then getting the spark back in your marriage.
- Shared 25 things about me and we TOTALLY e-bonded plus I gave you like 12 more ways to enter stuff thru tweeting and facebooking and vinyling and following so forth, and also I thought up some stellar names for shoppes.
- Couponed the crap out of everything {JUST for the challenge NOT bc I'm poor) and got oober into social media.
- GIRLS TRIP to NYC!!!!! AND things got REALLY crazy when I considered cutting my hair! Eeeeek!
- Struggled w/ infertility for a few weeks, then stopped trying and just saw what happened for a few weeks, and then decided not to try so I wouldn't be fat this summer. Speaking of, HCG!
- i took a fake brake from blogging for two days and it was really cleansing, i hollow-threatened to go private and got a TON of attention which was validating, and when the haters came out and you validated me i felt cuter then ever {there emails shared HERE AND HERE}
BEST YEAR EVER!
I also got alot more spiritual. Thanx for the memories! {{{{GROUP HUG}}}}}}}}
I also got alot more spiritual. Thanx for the memories! {{{{GROUP HUG}}}}}}}}
24 comments:
wow, tamners, you had like the best year evah! mine just doe'snt compair
What would we do without you, TAMN?!?
And please share more emails.
ok confession: i say this blog name on one of my friends blog, and would see it updated like every day. I would NEVER look at it because i thought it was one of those mormom mommies that had everything perfect and super cheasy. but one day i was brave and clicked on it. Holy cow such a surprise to see you making fun of it all! not what i expected at all! this is my favorite blog now and get such a kick out of reading it. thanks for your bravery and humor!
um, you didn't mention your business ventures -- etsy, rolls, photo biz, etc?
I love you TAMN.
Heighth really is a difficult thing to understand. I totally agree.
This is the first time one of my blog post's has been mocked. {frownsmile} Happy New Year TAMN, thanks for all of your advice and judgment. You are the best!
Retard the growth Tamn or you're going to be speaking in General Conference by October and then you'll have to wear General Relief Society President hair/helmet.
You even spelled spiritual right this time. Bravo!
Best post ever - because it linked me to other posts I hadn't read yet! The birth stories were beyond awesome. And the breastfeeding post. Seriously - the writer behind TAMN is so freakin talented. Like Weird Al Yankovic. Or the people that write Simpsons.
TAMNERS you are the bestest! I can't wait to share another year with you. My life is richer for the advice you've given me. I look forward to another year laughing with you.
so glad you grew so much this year! our hearts all grew with you as you guided us with your perfectly tan, faked nailed hands
wowzer! I have a BORING life. Just sittin at home on new year's eve blogstalking, and then I have to realize all the things that you did that I never did. I have never done any of that at all, and here you go and fit it all in one year. I am a looser!
you've made my year, tamn. Happy 20010!!!
Wow! This was my first year of reading Mormon mommy blogs and your parody of one is great (I guess, since I don't/can't read the real thing). Great reading. Thanks for the fun.
This "greatest hits tour" is a nice review. Thanks for another year full of laughs for me and my (darling) wife.
Nuzzling saddle? do you get that from Etsy? Anthro?
the hollow-threaten private thing just never gets old. love it.
Thanks for making 2009 full of lots of laughs!!!
"circumcize Tridger's weenie"...
Thank you for that. I spat food all over my monitor.
'oober' I still can't get over this one.
Happy Twenny-Ten!
Love to get a good laugh by reading SSB! It makes my day every time I read.
One of my favorite posts was about Vaccines.... So true and funny! I didn't leave a comment then but now that it is brought up again here I go.... I work in the medical field and hear all of these crazy ideas of why NOT to vaccinate. Really people you are going to listen to a playboy playmate of why not to vaccinate your child? Atleast listen to your hair school friends! Duh. My favorite though is for "religious" reasons. To that I say "What religion do you belong to?" Because it is REQUIRED for missionaries to have their immunizations completed and the date given filled out on their mission papers BEFORE turning them in and BEFORE your call is issued.... It wasn't that long along that there was a talk during General Conference about the good of immunizations... And the church provides immunizations for children in other countries... Need I go on further to debunk any "religious" reasons?
I think not!
Love your blog! Keep making us all laugh into 2010!
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