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Guys, people keep asking me about this and I'm starting to toldly stress about it. Just wondering: if I don't RSVP to conference on facebook but watch it anyway, does it still count?

MY BIRTHDAY TANTRUM

{just a head's up, this should be experienced as I typed it which is all super high pitched and frantic}

YOU GUYS! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!! Squeee!!! yayyyyy!!!! baaaaaaaaaaa!!! BEST. DAY. EVER. AND I LEFT MY BLOG LOGGED IN ON JJWT'S COMPUTER LIKE ALL WEEK! AND I HAVE TOLD ANGELBABE MY PASSWORD A GAZILLION TIMES AND SAID HE BETTER NOT SNEAK IN AND BLOG ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

I've been waiting all freakin' day and now it's afternoon.

SO WHERE IS MY TRIBUTE POST???!???!????!??? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! HE BETTER SNEAK ON AND POST THAT TAMN'LL BE SO EMBARASSED BUT HE JUST COULDN'T PASS UP THE CHANCE TO TELL ALL MY EBFFS A TON OF THINGS HE LOVES ABOUT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT HUSBAND'S WHO LOVE THEY'RE WIVE'S DO!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HE TELLS ME, I WANT HIM TO TELL IT TO THE INTERNET!!!

IS THAT SERIOUSLY SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?
WHY CAN I NEVER GET ANYTHING I WANT???????????

blogged from my ipad

burden baring

HI EVERYBODY! SORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN FOREVERS!

My stud of a hubby about gave me a heart attack, put on a colored shirt yesterday! As in, FOR CHURCH! LOL! Faked me out so good! Then I noticed Lynzii was looking all pudgatron, which was such a tender mercy bc it reminded me that no matter what, I still am better than others so super greatful about that. {No offense}. PLUS I put Tridg and Alivyiah in darling outfits that matched JJWT's and I's outfits too, plus my shoes and mascara really made it pop. So basically a perfect Sunday.

The only downer was the trail I faced, when a girl I won't name but who's little girl is darling and adorbs and is one of Alivyiah and Tridger's besties, it honestly tears my heart out but I have to friend-breakup w/ them. Sad but true. I overheard her say something very, very vulgar and shocking. At our house we exclusively only say "bum" and never "butt" which is what I heard her say. Out loud. So, so sad. I'll just have to tell her sorry, our kids can't hang out anymore thanx to your poor choice, hate to judge but these really are the last days so I gotta pick a side you know?

I'm being for serious

Way random I know but today I had an epipany while the twinsies got they're daily grandma time. Love love LOVE Alivyiah and Tridger, their already 18 months so it's time for me to figure this out once in for all:

Which is best and funner,

dropping them off at regular preschool/school like one of those mom's that doesn't love they're kids, or home schooling where you get zero pedis and seem all poligafrump?

{lurve}: profound, beautiful, intense

Guys?

I love Ikea so much I want to hug it until it crumples into a little bean-shaped ball and then I'll plant it in the ground and watch it grow into a fragrant flower then pluck it and sniff it and feed it to a cow that I'll then milk and make ice cream and scoop it up onto a cone and smash it in my face I love it that much.

tHrEe tHuRsDaY tHiNgS

Hey everybody!!

1. cOnFeSsIoN: I know it makes me a bad mom to firstly do it AND secondly then admit it to the blogs, but...

Ended up using store boughten cupcakes for Alivyiah and Tridger's 18 mo bday party. {criiiiiiinge!} Guys, store like grocery store NOT cute bakery. Hows that for embarassing???? I hope and literally pray they don't hate me when their old. I knew my first mistake as a parent would hurt, i just didn't know it would hurt this much, ya know? So greatful for forgiveness, and frosting.

2. The most amazing thing about being 45 days preggo is that all of its fate relies in my hands. I heard I might not get a shower bc it's my third baby slash second pregnancy and I just want to say to all my friend's, do whatever you want, but if I don't get a shower with personalized favors, totes, and a bird theme I will loose it.

3. Will the universe space/time continual implode if I tell you that some yawny frump is yapping about me over at the Mormon Women Project today? Wieeeerd!

Gotta go hand out some "When was Labor Day? :( " stickers to anyone I spot wearing white at Costco or the Gateway. What can I say, service is love in action!

scouts should put up mom flags, seriously

To all mom's everywhere...



Happy Labor Day!

clearification

Hey everyone!!! Just a head's up:

I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
life is bliss!
How did I get so lucky????
I seriously love my life and have non-stop fun all the time!

Mayyyybe we had a teensy weensy itty bitty bit of trouble-wubble for a sec last week but things are perfect and I have the best life ever and my heart just hurts for people who have problems since I can't imagine what that's even like but if I could imagine it just doing the imagining would seriously make me bawl, and don't worry I still have DVR, got funds for the juice co by selling AngelCuddle's third-favorite set of golf clubs, lol.

And just for everyone's fyi, it's weird but I am actually skinnier then ever and looking slash feeling so so awesome and tiny. So, guys?
Thanx for caring but please stop dropping off lettuce. Love you!