thanxgiving & The Game

Thanxgiving rocked!

Love it when it's my turn to be w/ MY fam and I dont have to pretend to heart my MIL's thunder-thigh yams. I just put Alivyiah and Tridger in there appliqued turkey onesies w/ suspenders on him and a fall-colored petticoat tutu thing on her and honestly they never looked festiver.

One of the hi-lites: got to hang out w/ my bro Derek! LOVE him, can't wait for him to settle down and start a fam, so fun to have him in town from NYC! He's on Team Edward but now leaning toward Jacob due to buffness which is neat that he gets it. Fun to dish w/ him while the rest of the boys talk about how hard but important it is to have macho jobs like orthodontics, and also talked about how where they went to law/biz/med/dental school was going to kick wherever someone ELSE went to law/biz/med/dental school's trash in football.

And honestly everyone, about all the Max stuff, seriously, people keep emailing me about it and I stay out of the rivelry stuff {controversy makes my head hurt and football is confusing} but as a reminder, I have the upmost respect for everyone and both teams wanted JJWT to play for them but he didn't want to hurt his law/biz/med/dental school chances w/ concussions so decided to give Max and Louie a chance to shine. Total giver! Love you babe!

sorry everyone!!!

guyyyyys!


was your thanksgiving awesome!?!?!?!



i meant to post a long meaningful list of stuff i'm greatful for combining the way deep and way shallow, for ex., "I'm greatful for headbands, scriptures, and bikini waxes," AND i seriously meant to post links to tons of expensive stuff to make you really gasp at how much more my hubby spends on Christmas than your's does, but that was like 36 hours ago and then i started playing bejeweled and now i can't stop.






my fingers hurt.

not to make it about me,

but you guys,

DONNY,
THE
DANCING W/ THE STARS CHAMP
TOTALLY DATED
MY MOM
IN COLLEGE.

squeeee!!!

give thanx for ME

You guyyyyyys!!! Hasn't this last week been a bunch of rediculous ups and downs--New Moon {up!} and no more Oprah {down!} AND Ree-al winning {up I guess!}!! So crazy Thanksgiving seriously snuck up on me and here we are like two days away from it. Honestly, a TON of people need my help this year so I am now taking your Qs about your holliday dillemmas, like my own version of the angel tree but more Victoria Secret then hobo, you know?

For starters, our dear Mhana has posed some dewzies.

For the holidays, how much time do I HAVE to spend with my husband's family? Is One hour on Thanksgiving enough to balence spending Christmas and New Years with Mine?

Seriously are your concerns short or long terms? Just depends on how bad you want to be able to boss him. Spend one w/ them now so you can spend all with your's later! Of course YOUR fam is most important but what's nice about spending time with HIS is that then you can spend the rest of your life pouting over pics from that holliday and saying you ALWAYS spend time with his fam and NEVER do anything with your's so then you can get your way w/o tons of effort. Tad sneaky yet way genious.

Also, I don't have any decorations. Is it super hip to have all the new ones so everyone knows I'm not lame and reusing old out of style stuff or do I need to buy stuff that LOOKS vintage slash anteak so I seem like I've been married FoREveR and we have tons of traditions and stuff?

What the crud? You don't have any decorations? Are you a BOY? Puuuuke! WOOD BLOCK LETTERS FOR EVERYTHING! if you seriously don't have anything, now is not the time to be picky. New ones from Tai Pan or old looking ones from etsy, whatever, just make it look like some sparkly holliday damask monster puked on your PB furniture and then blog photos of your decorations from wierd angles and then start saying you have a "lifestyle' or 'design" blog and everyone will know your faithful.

jjwt isn't wierded out by this at all

newmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoon
newmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoonnewmoon

i will literally officially explode if i have to wait one more second for this moooovieeeeee!!!!! right??? seriously!!

want me to save you a spot??? going w/ all the wive's club AND my HS friends AND the hip half of RS i evited AND the miamaids AND even sneeking out the acheivement day girls who's parents won't let them see it, lol. jjwt's even going to babysit, hubby of the year!!

pitty party

Seriously I'm not one to through a hissy fit and I hate hate hate drama, but I am seriously so ticked right now and this IS my journal so gotta vent.

Guess who is preggo??

No seriously, guess.

No, not me thanx for rubbing it in.

No, not Yvette duh, she's going to freakin' Syberia and'd be LUCKY to even have to WORRY about getting preggo but honestly, no offense but she's never even frenched I bet.

No, not Lynzii, well that I know of, we aren't really speaking right now {I'll tell you why later I'm to ticked right now to dish on everything.}

Ready. Sit down. Seriously, sit down.

Ruth, my boaring frump of a SIL.

Isn't that RUDE of her? I'm not even mad that she just told everyone "We're expecting" at dinner and didn't even announce it cute or creative. Honestly guys I'm just appauled at her insensitiveness of even getting preggy right now. Fine, I already have twins, and fine I just barly announced that I was stopping seeing what happened bc of how gross it would be to be so preggers in summer, but this means that she was trying when she knew fullwill that I was thinking about trying and that is just selfish.

Didja win?

Remember how I took a brake from my blogging brake to do a giveaway and then a serious bunch of you entered and then the universe chose winners and you wondered who they were so I posted them?

• The Mode Tote diaper bag from JJ Cole goes to Beckie who said "oh Tamn, I am ginorm with pregnancy and need a pick me up, so I'm pouting with my cutest pout and asking you to pick me!"
• The $50 GC from the Utah Valley Convention & Visitors Bureau goes to Tarnation who said, "So glad you are taking a break from your break."
  
• The $30 GC to Lush Boutique goes to Motion DeSmiths who said "BAAA! Pick me!"
• The 4 step hair color service from Cultures Salon goes to Ang who said "Your selflessness continues to make me really, really jealous!"
• The $25 GC and cutest crocheted hat ever from The Darling Daughter goes to Amber who said "I've spent the last month living with my MIL. I need a pick-me-up..."
• The watch face and band of your choice from Which Watch goes to Chablis who said "Pleeeeeeze pick me! IF I win, you will be my new bestie...and believe me, you want to be my bestie."
• The Chan Pie Gnon toy from Tender Cargo goes to Fig who said "There is some seriously darling stuff up in there."
• $40 GC to Oh So Sassy to Lon and Steph who said "Cross your fingers I win this time!!"
• $40 GC to Silverlime to Angela who said "It's my turn TAMN."
  

Winners, email me at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com with what you won in the subject line and send your contact info and let's make this happen! Everyone else better luck nextime and want to be jogging partners?

Anyways, better go, filling bloated. Love you!

just sayin'

okay, way busy, just wanted to tell you that not only can you still enter the giveaway but also I need your advice on my new poll bc these decisions are a ginorm deal and effect alot and I don't want to make them w/o you.

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whens the cutest time to get preggo?

IT'S OFFICIAL.

I'm pretty sure we're not seeing what happens anymore bc I'm just realizing August would be like the grossest time to have a baby. I'd get all sweaty in Summer and in Sept there is seriously no where to go showoff in a modest bikini so what's the point right??

Not to be selfish, just trying to be real.

deepest post ever.

Guys.

{serious sigh}

Done a ton of reflexion lately on who I am as a cute, skinny neighbor and a wifey and a mommy and a freind and a example of fitness and spirituality, and decided that I am a growing and learning and empowering as I become a different person with a bumload of maturity and insight seeking to inspire, refine and reach out to other's.



Theretofore, it's time for me to take a fake brake from blogging and persue a different path for my family. Farewell and thanx for the memories and CTR and, I'm telling you this bc I care, put down that cookie.

{We all know I will be blogging again tomorrow. I just post this deep stuff sometimes to illicit applause slash sympathy about how hard and busy my life is. So, proceed}

whoa whoa whoa.

Hold it.

Guys.

Seriously.

This could change everything.

Is it true that the second time you get preggy, noone throws you showers??

THE SWINE FLU!

Sooo sad and wierd since seriously, I scrub them both with bath & body antibacterial like ninty times day, but today

{mad pout}

Alivyiah & Tridger both got diagnosed with H1 and N1.

:(

Whoever gave them it deadmeat! Soooo sad to see them feeling yucky, but even sadder that I seriously HATE sickness, AND we can't go ANYWHERE for A HOLE ENTIRE WEEK.

Can you even imagine?

So, on the way home from the doctors office we stopped by neighborhood playgroup, ward playgroup, high school friends playgroup, hair school friends playgroup and preschool so they could say bye to all there friends for the week. The hugs and kisses they gave everyone were so precious.

the twinses first halloween!!!

So fun! So cute! So festive!
Doesn't Halloween rock?? For the TrunkerTreat we decided to finally acknowledge what all our friends have been saying since day 1 and just go as Brangelina and their Twins, seriously, everyone says our twins look like theres, isn't that hysterical??

But seriously, they do.

Sooo, I defiantly combined your ideas and went to the TrunkerTreat as Angelina as a sexy black cat and I was HOT. My Angelbabe hubby JJWT looked like HOT Brad--not Benjamin Button Brad--and I couldn't hardly keep my hands off him!! LOL! Not to overshare though! Alivyiah & Tridger were SOOOO CUTE but a teensy bit awnry by the end, and I wanna post pics so bad, way bad, not just so you can see our cuteness but in addition so you can see how gross and tacky the cultural hall looked during dinner, someone on the planning committee obvously didn't prescribe to Domino Magazine {RIP} if you know what I'm sayin! Don't get me wrong though! But, JJWT says no, if I post pics the internet creepers will find us, which would be hard since our house and cars and hair and fall boots and sweaters are identically vintage unique to everyone eltse's, but he IS in law/biz/med/dental school so he knows way more than me, remember, at least when it comes to book smarts {I'm more hair smart}.

Anyways, it was way fun to see you but seriously sad your kid{s} were in store boughten costumes {frownsmile}.